~Christmas morning is just a day away and Lissa and Meg insist that they sing The Twelve Days of Christmas before drifting off to sleep. Naturally, singing this song isn’t what the DBZ prisoners really want to do, but do they really want to go against these two? Right, I think not, so all agree and gather around the orchestra Lissa pulled back from music.com and prepare to sing…unwillingly…~
Lissa: Alright! I’m so glad you guys decided to sing with me and Meg!
Meg: *nods*
Gohan: Yeah…so are we….
Meg: *cracks her whip*
Gohan: Yikes! I mean, we really are happy to! I swear!
Meg: Good boy.
Gohan: *sighs in relief.*
Lissa: Ok, it’s time to assign the days so you know when to come in. *takes her time assigning the days* Everyone got it?
Roshi: Wait!
Gero: Please!
Lissa and Meg: Now what?
Roshi: Let us sing the first day!
Lissa: Why?
Gero: Because we want to please our beloved women.
Roshi: *nods*
Meg: *sighs in annoyance*
Lissa: Ok fine, since it’s Christmas Eve, we’ll be nice. You guys can go first.
Roshi and Gero: Oh thank you!
Lissa: Yeah…ok. Wait, you guys do know how this song goes…don’t you?
Goten: Oh yeah…o.O
Trunks: Of course we do.
Piccolo: Suuure.
Bulma: *whispers* Ash…how does this song go?
Ashka: *whispers* I have no idea, wing it.
Bulma: *nods*
Meg: Great ^.^ Maestro!
Orchestra: *begins the song*
Roshi and Gero: *clear their throats and sing to the traditional music* On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me……*look at one another*.…a beer
Lissa and Meg: o.O
Ashka: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…uh…gosh….two turtle necks?
Roshi and Gero: And a beer….eeeEEeeEEeer o.o
Meg: No no no! A partridge in a pear tree, not a beer!
Gero: ….whatever
Roshi: I like beer…
Meg: ……..
Pasha: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three….fr..french toasts! ^.^
Ashka: Two turtlenecks.
Roshi and Gero: And a beer…..in a tree.
Lissa: *stares blankly at the group singing*
Goten: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…..uh, four pounds of bacon!
Pasha: Three french toasts,
Ashka: Two turtlenecks,
Roshi and Gero: And a beer!…..oh yeah, in a tree!
Meg: Oh my God…..
Lissa: This isn’t how the song goes!
Gokou: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…..FIVE GOLDEN SHOOOOES!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts,
Ashka: Two turtlenecks,
Roshi and Gero: And a beer with a side order of cream cheese!
Lissa and Meg: *cut in* On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me SIX GEESE A-LAYING!
Gokou: Oh that’s me, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN SHOOOOES!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts,
Ashka: Erm….two turtle necks, ^.^
Roshi and Gero: And a beer!
Roshi: *latches onto Lissa’s leg*
Lissa: *screeches*
Piccolo: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven packs of smokes, *throws Roshi into a wall*
Roshi: Gehn…
Lissa and Meg: Six geese a-laying…..
Gokou: *out stretches his arms* FIVE GOLDEN SHOOOOES!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon……yum…bacon ^.^
Pasha: Three french toasts,
Ashka: Two turtlenecks,
Roshi and Gero: And a beer with chocolate covered fleas!.
Meg: Ew!
Lissa: That…..is so disgusting!
Gohan: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, what could he get? Eight comic books? Yeah…
Piccolo: Seven packs of smokes,
Lissa and Meg: Six geese a-laying…..
Gokou: FIVE GOLDEEEN SHOOOES!!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts *throws some bread at Trunks* What do duckies say?
Trunks: Hey!
Pasha: QUACK!
Ashka: Two turtlenecks,
Roshi and Gero: And a beer in a tree..
Trunks: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine dozen doughnuts,
Gohan: Eight comic books,
ChiChi: Comic books?!
Gohan: ~.~ Kaasan…not really…
ChiChi: Oh, well then, you should have said so.
Piccolo: …….Seven packs of smokes,
Lissa and Meg: Six geese a-laying,
Lissa: Why doesn’t anyone sing this correctly?!
Gokou: FIVE GOLDEEEN SHOOOES!!
Meg: *sighs*
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts
Ashka: Two turtlenecks….I hate turtle necks…why am I singing about them?
Goten: I dunno.
Roshi and Gero: *wrap their arms around their girls* And a beer…and one kiss….please?
Lissa and Meg: NO!
Gero: Man!
Roshi: That sucks….
Vejita: I’m not singing.
Bulma: Yes you are.
Vejita: No, I’m not.
Bulma: You’ll sing and you’ll like it, or you can sleep on the floor again!
Vejita: *grumbles* On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten poisoned darts!
Bulma: O.O *gasps*
Vejita: *smirks*
Bulma: Gyaaah! *tackles Vejita*
Vejita: AH!
Trunks: Nine dozen doughnuts.
Gokou: Doughnuts!
ChiChi: *stares at Gohan*
Gohan: *sighs* Eight HISTORY books…
ChiChi: ^.^
Piccolo: This is ridiculous! Gr…seven packs of smokes,
Lissa and Meg: Six geese a-laying!
Gokou: FIIIIVE GOLDEN SHOES!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts
Ashka: Two turtlenecks.
Roshi and Gero: And a beer.
Gero: Is this almost over?
Meg: No….two more days and we’re done.
Gero: Ugh…
ChiChi: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven encyclopedia’s for Gohan,
Gohan: *sighs*
Vejita: Ten poisoned darts,
Trunks: Nine dozen doughnuts,
Gohan: Eight…..history books,
Piccolo: Seven packs of smokes,
Lissa and Meg: *sits there, shaking their heads*
Gokou: *blinks* FIIIIIVE GOLDEEEN SHOES!
Goten: Four pounds of bacon,
Pasha: Three french toasts
Ashka: Two turtlenecks.
Roshi and Gero: And a beer with our favorite girlies.
Lissa and Meg; *gag*
Bulma: Um…the twelfth…yeah…..welcome to day twelve!
Meg: I don’t believe this…
Trunks: Thank God!
Ashka: I’ll say!
ChiChi: Eleven dictionaries!
Vejita: *stares at Bulma* Ten poisoned darts!
Bulma: GROWL!
Trunks: Nine dozen doughnuts!
Gohan: Eight history books!
Piccolo: Seven packs of smokes!
Lissa and Meg: Six geese a-laying!
Lissa; Geese! GEESE! This entire song is about birds why are we singing about food and clothing!?
Gokou: *shrugs, sitting on the floor eating a doughnut*
Lissa: *slaps her forehead* ugh….
Goten: Four pounds of bacon!
Pasha: Three french toasts!
Ashka: Two turtlenecks!
Everyone: AND A BEER IN A TREE!
Lissa: God, that was PATHETIC!
Meg: You said you knew how the song went!
Everyone else: ……..
Meg: Ugh, oh well, at least we got through it.
Lissa: Yeah.
Videl: Can we go to bed now?
Lissa: Sure.
Pasha: Nine dozen doughnuts?
Trunks: Hey….look at what you said.
Pasha: What’s wrong with french toast?!
Ashka: Bacon, Goten?
Goten: Hey, bacons good.
Ashka: Not gonna say a word.
Bulma: That’s it, you’re sleeping on the floor!
Vejita: Me? YOU can sleep on the floor!
Bulma and Vejita: *continue arguing until they reach their room*
Lissa: *sighs*
Meg: Well, at least nothing really bad happened.
Lissa: Yeah. *blinks* Do you smell that?
Meg: Yeah…what is that?
Lissa: It smells like…
Meg: Something…
Lissa and Meg: Burning!
Gokou: Eeek!
Meg: Gokou!
Gokou: My ass is on fire! Put it out put it out!
Lissa: What the hell….
Gokou: *runs out the door and jumps into the snow* Ah…
Meg: How did you manage that one?
Gokou: I think I got to close to the fireplace.
Meg: ……
Gokou: Oh! It’s cold! *runs back inside, shivering*
Lissa: It’s ok Gokou, go to bed and tomorrow we can open up presents, ok?
Gokou: Ok, night guys! *heads off to bed*
Lissa and Meg: Night! *head towards their special webmistress rooms too*
Everyone: *shout* Good night, and Merry Christmas!
Goten: HAPPY KWANZAA!
Ashka: o.O
Pasha: Right…
Goten: What!?
Ashka and Pasha: Nothing….
Goten: Ok *turns off the lights and hops into bed*
Orchestra: Uh…girls?
~Silence…..crickets chirp~
Orchestra: *blink*
Meg: *stares at the ceiling* I feel like we forgot to so something….eh, whatever. *goes to sleep*
Orchestra: Hello?
Orchestra member: It’s dark….
Another orchestra member: Eeee….crickets!
Member #1: Quick! Let’s escape out the window!
Orchestra: *flee out the window*
Lissa: *yawns* On the first day of Christmas….huh? Oh God! I’m never singing that song again! *shuts her mouth and goes to sleep*
