~The entire cast has been called on and are now gathered in the RR, waiting around for Lissa and Meg to show up. They've been waiting for about 5 minutes and obviously, that's way too long for some people.~
Sean: *taps his foot impatiently* This is retarded.
Kenny: That’s true. But I think we should be more worried then annoyed.
Sean: Why?
Kenny: *rolling his eyes* Duh. Every time Lissa and Meg gather us together in a big group it usually means they’re planning something they find fun.
Sean: >_< You’re right!
Goten: *whistles a song from the Harry Potter movie*
Trunks: *twitches*
Goten: *continues*
Trunks: Goten!
Goten: What?
Trunks: Stop whistling that stupid song!
Goten: It’s not stupid.
Pasha: *sitting and banging her legs against the couch* *sings* I’ve got a theory that’s it's a demon. A dancing demon........nah, something isn’t right there.
Ashka: *sings* I’ve got a theory, some kid is dreaming, and we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
Trunks: ~_~
Goten: Now, that thumping noise Pasha’s making is annoying......
Trunks: Forget it.
Goten: Whatever.
Gokou: *rolls off the couch and onto the floor* This is boring. I’m hungry....... ChiChi! Can you go make some food? I’m starving!
ChiChi: Not now, Gokou. Lissa and Meg said they’d be coming in here soon.
Gokou: *whines*
Vejita: *shakes his head in disgust* *stomach rumbles*
Bulma: *smirks*
Vejita: *grunts*
Lissa and Meg: *run in*
Meg: Guess what!
Goten: *jumps up* We’re not going on a bus are we?!
Meg: No.....
Lissa: At least not to your knowledge.....
Goten: *eyes them warily*
Meg: Moving on. I have a group question, so pay attention.
All: *listen*
Meg: Does anyone know what’s so special about this meeting?
All: *blink and stare*
Meg: I’ll take that as a no.....
Lissa: >.O What a lively bunch. Anyway, do you guys realize this is like.....the mother of all gatherings!?
Vejita: What the hell are you talking about?
Gokou: Is this another anniversary? Are we gonna get presents?!
ChiChi: Gokou..... ~.~
Lissa: *grins and hops onto Gokou‘s shoulders* You’re so cute.
Gokou: ^_^
Vejita: Hmph.
Goten: Is it me or does your dad get all jealous whenever those two gush over mine?
Trunks: I don’t know, I was just thinking that myself.
Vejita: Quiet! I wouldn’t want those two brats hanging on me if they were the last living souls on this planet!
Pasha: *hangs on Vejita* What about me, future daddy-in-law? *bats her eyelashes*
Vejita: *tenses, sweating lightly* Get off me! Go hang on my son!
Pasha: *pouts and jumps onto Trunks* Wheee!
Trunks: Gah! *staggers*
Meg: We’re getting off task.... What we’re trying to say is this is the big 5-0. We’ve been together for 50 rambles in this pretty room we made on this awesome site that hosts it!
Gohan: *scribbling on a piece of scratch paper, and counting silently* Come to think of it.....Meg’s right.
Lissa: Of course, not all of you have been in every single one.
Kenny: Hey, we showed up here in #16. We’ve still been here for the other 34. That’s a long time.
Sean: *nods*
Alex: And I followed not long after in #29.
Kenny: You’re still new.
Alex: So.....
Bulma: Wow, we really have been together for a long time.
Vejita: I wouldn’t call this “being together” a happy thing to celebrate. We’ve been harassed the minute we arrived! How, in any way, can you call that fun?
Bulma: Yeah well....not all of it was bad. We’ve had fun, and you know it. Besides, you’re just an old stick in the mud and don’t LET yourself have fun.
Videl: *nods* And we’ve done a lot more since the last time that other special holiday came up. The Anniversary.
Lissa: This is like an anniversary! .......Kinda. What’s the saying? When people are married for 50 years......they’re golden?
Alex: Hey, idiot, we’re not married.
Ashka: Well.....not yet. *grins seductively*
Goten: *blushes and whispers* Ashi!
Ashka: Hehe. I can’t wait for the honeymoon.....
Pasha: *leaning against Trunks* Well, I certainly know who’ll be the first to wind up pregnant, and knowing her luck, with triplets.
Trunks: *nods* Only if they knew how to behave.
Pasha: Yes, only if they were more like us.
ChiChi: Goten! Knock if off, right this minute!
Goten: Kaasan......I didn’t do anything!
Gohan: *snickers*
Ashka and Goten: *glare at Pasha and Trunks*
Lissa: *whines* You guys! We get distracted way too easily. Now, can we continue?
Ashka, Goten, Trunks, and Pasha: Yes.
Ashka: Speaking of getting distracted.....that reminds me of the time Meg got distracted with a certain someone after another certain someone lost control of herself and beat Chaozu over the head with the channel changer. *eyes Lissa* Plus we were all almost killed because Pasha was a complete moron......
Lissa: Just what is that supposed to mean?
Meg: Yeah!
Ashka: Oh come on, like you don’t remember.
Pasha: I’m not a moron!
Vejita: Great, another trip down memory lane. Wake me up when it’s over.
Meg: He may not be a God but he’s crazy about me and I am not leaving without taking advantage of it!
Gero: What?
Alex: No one likes you Gero, shut up! *takes the rope from the curtain and hog ties Gero and Tien* I’m not taking any chances *hog ties Yamcha and Roshi too*
Lissa and Meg: ^.^
Alex: There, now we can go.
Vejita: I’m not going anywhere.
Ashka: Yeah, I don’t want to either....I’m tired. Can we go home now?
Meg Oh come on! I only wanna throw Lancelot on the floor, tear off my dress, and say “corrupt me”.
Others: o.O
Trunks: Bad mental picture....
Meg: I was kidding!
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Meg: Do you want to see me lose my patience?!
Gohan: No!
Meg: Then try HARDER!
Pasha: Wait! *flies over to Commodus, grabs his crown, and phases back to the group* MWAHA!
Lissa: Pasha! You idiot!
Pasha: *puts it on* ^.^
Caesar: GUARDS!
Pasha: Um, ok Gohan, stop fooling around......
Gohan: It’s not working!
Meg: *grabs Gohan by the shoulders and shakes the crap out of him* What do you mean it’s NOT WORKING?!
Chaozu: *scoffs* Traitor. Who cares I’m going anyway. Meg, Meg, you’re fat as a shed. How I want to crush your head. Tear off your arms one by one, feed them to a goat and when I’m done, I’ll jam the whole thing down your throat. I’ll take an axe and chop off your legs. Take hold of your feet, and beat you dead. After I stab you repeatedly, I’ll take the carcass and hang it from a tree!
Piccolo: *restrains Meg*
Gohan: Chaozu, I’d start running if I were you.
Chaozu: Why?
Piccolo: *smirks and let’s Meg go*
Meg: You *censored-ing* son of a *censored-ing censored*!!! I’LL *censored-ing* KILL YOU!!!
Tin Man and Lion: *look at one another* *shrug* MEG!
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Chaozu: Haha!
Kenny: *bites Chaozu’s head*
Chaozu: *screeches*
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Chaozu: *growls* You worthless crack whore. *kicks Meg’s shin*
Meg: OW! *bears her teeth* Chaozu! You friggin llama!
Pasha and Ashka: *crack up* Llama! Hahahaa!
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Meg: Would that be so bad? We all know Chaozu did it.
Chaozu: Shut up, slut!
Meg: EMU!
Chaozu: Tien! Make them stop calling me animals!
Tienshinhan: Chaozu, be a man.
Chaozu: *pouts*
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Meg: Chaozu, get your guilty ass up there!
Chaozu: I didn’t do it, TRAMP!
Meg: *’s eyes darken* ............ *through gritted teeth* Just take the stand.
Chaozu: *steps up, placing a phone book down before he sits, being too short and all*
Meg: HAHA! Why don’t you get another phone book!? MIDGET! *ahem* Do you swear to tell the truth and all that other crap........even though it doesn’t matter what you say, everyone knows you did it, so help you Shinigami?
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Chaozu: *pokes Alex’s mechanical arm*
Alex: STOPPIT! You sloth!
Chaozu: Why does everyone associate me with an animal! I’m not an animal, I’m a human being!
Vejita: Coulda fooled me.
Chaozu: Shut up, you murderer!
Vejita: *backhands Chaozu’s face*
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Kenny: Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so, he said,
Chaozu: How come I have to say this?
Kenny: Because you’re just like Binny boy, no one likes you and everyone thinks you should just.......die.
Meg: Well, he hates everyone, so I guess he’s the only really fair one.
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Meg: I knew it! There’s no need to keep lying now. You snuck out of your room secretly like the dirty little rat your are, grabbed some sort of poison, slipped it into Melville’s food, and fed it to him when poor Gokou wasn’t looking, didn’t you?! DON’T DENY THE TRUTH!
Chaozu: But it’s not the truth!
Meg: *lunges forward and slams her hands onto the witness stand* You can’t handle the truth!
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Ashka: *jumps* Eee! *recomposes herself* Those were.........yours?
Sean: Yes. Why? *processes information* *gasp!* YOU ATE THEM!
Ashka: I didn’t know they were yours!
Sean: Ashka! There were 17 bars! You ate them ALL?!
Herc: It seems we've found another one of this species, she seems to be a loner, and not big on clothing. She seems to have a lot of modern technology...
Alex: *blinks awake but doesn't move*
Herc: Hmm, it seems that this one isn't that dangerous
Alex: *calmly moves her hand under her pillow like she would when she sleeps then stops*
Herc: Ack! She moved......wait, she's still asleep. I'm going to try to enter the room...
Alex: *quietly moves something under her pillow and a soft click is heard*
Herc: *halfway through the window* So far so good
Alex: * quickly whips her mechanical arm out from under the pillow, which is now a gun, and fires off 6 shots with out looking*
Herc: IEEEEE! *falls out of the window and lands on his camera guy* They're hostile!!!!! *runs behind a tree with the camera guy limping after him*