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Whoa... all quiet on the RR front. It seems the RR has been totally deserted! How strange... I wonder where everyone can be...?

Ashka: *walks out of the bathroom, fully clothed and towel drying her hair* A twinkle in the night sky, far far away.... *looks around the RR* A golden star I gazed upon, in my dreams... *looks confused and puts the towel on one of the couches* On a sleepless evening, I sing alone.... *peeks in Meg and Lissa's rooms, finding noone* Tomorrow I'll sing with you, on the wings of dreams...

Okay, so the RR is completely deserted except for a singing Ashka...

Ashka: *puts her hands on her hips* Okay, come out! I know somebody's in here!

~silence~

Ashka: *blinks and fishes through her pant pockets* Was there something special going on today...? *pulls out a piece of paper*
'Special note: Next week we'll be going on a trip, anyone who isn't ready isn't I love Goten I love Goten I love Goten....' *the rest is covered in hearts with GOTEN written in them*
Er, oops ^.^; I'm guessing that was an important note...

The date on the paper is from last week...

Ashka: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me! I'm SO not alone here! GOTEN!!

Meanwhile...

Goten: *wakes up suddenly*

Pasha: *drowsily* What's wrong, Goten?

Meg: 'I had, a barbeque stain on my white t-shirt, she was, killing me in that mini-skirt...'

Lissa: 'Skipping rocks on the river by the rail~road, tracks..' C'mon Ashi, join in! You love that song! ............ Ashi?

Goten: *jumps up* WE FORGOT ASHKA!

Trunks: EH?! No! This is SO going to end up being my fault....

Back at the RR...

Ashka: *teary-eyed* I can't believe they forgot me!! .... .... ..... This place sucks. It's dark. And quiet. And boring. I'm cold. *runs downstairs and digs through Goten's clothes, pulling out a sweater* Ooooh... cottonish.. *.*

20 minutes later, Ashka's been rummaging through Goten's clothes, and has changed into clothes that belong to him...

Ashka: *poses* I AM! SUPER GOTEN! *flaps her arms and runs around screaming* CAW! CAW! CAW!!

Poor Ashka, looks like she's gone insane. Later on, she's watching some show on TV...

Ashka: OH! You rock, Buffy! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALLLL!!! Right, Ed?!

Ed: *is a pillow with a beach ball for a head, dressed in Pasha's clothes, with a sign that says ED on it* .....

Ashka: Yeah, you're right. Spike IS hott. *resumes watching* ....Ed, why are you wearing women's clothing?

Ed: .......

Ashka: I'm sorry Ed, I didn't mean to offend you. I don't mind that you're a crossdresser. .... You'd never leave me behind, right Ed?

Ed: ......

Ashka: You rock, Ed.

Back to the rest of the cast!

Sean: I knew it was too damn quiet around here! Nobody was messing with my hair

Chaozu: She's not important anyway. Although, I wish we'd left the SKANK behind instead!

Meg: *smacks Chaozu with a duffel bag* QUIET!

Chichi: Gokou, didn't you notice Ashka was missing?

Gokou: I like grapes.

Vejita: *rolls his eyes*

Lissa: Well... we had them take notes!

Pasha: *raises her hand like she's in school* Ashka was doodling on her note, Lissa

Trunks: Gee, I wonder what of.. *looks at Goten*

Goten: Can I help it if I'm irresistable?

Meg: Er... maybe we should go back and get her?

Alex: Why the hell would we do that?

Meg: Well... Ashka gets kind of...

Pasha, Trunks, & Goten: ....Crazy

Lissa: Oh .... crap

Uh oh... Let's go back and check on our little loner friend...

Ashka: *singing to Ed* You're better off without him! Don't call him! He's BREAKING your heart! *jumps around on the couches with a stereo playing music full-blast*

Ed: *has a cowboy hat on* ........

Ashka: Woooooooo! *twirls* Augh, we should call people to come over, Ed! Like.. Those guys! Those Gundam guys!

Ed: ........

Ashka: You're right, Ed. Hmm, who else could we call? ..... We are so not loved, Ed.

Ed: .........

Ashka: Don't say that, Ed! Everybody loves you! I'm the one they hate!! *sniffles*

Ed: .........

Ashka: *smiles and hugs Ed* Thanks Ed, you always know just what to say.... Hey, let's invite some of your friends over!

Ed: .........

Ashka: *puts one of Meg's sweaters on a lamp* Look! It's Mandy! She came to hang with us, Ed! *writes MANDY on the lampshade*

Ed: ..........

Ashka: Hm, three's an odd number. Let's see... *runs into the kitchen and grabs the toaster, putting Lissa's shades on it* LOOK! IT'S... LUKE! *runs out with the toaster and writes LUKE on it* He's so short ^^

Ed: ..........

Mandy: ...........

Luke:..........

Ashka: ^.^ Woooo! Party!

Oh dear...

Goten: *barges in* ASHI!

Ashka: *sitting on the floor, cackling* You're so funny, Ed! Mandy, pass the sugar?

Pasha: *walks in after Goten* ....Ashi? You're having a ... tea party...?

Trunks: ....I think she's gone crazy

Ashka: *shoots a look at Trunks* YOU! *points her finger and stands up*

Trunks: I knew it!! She's going to blame ME!

Meg: *runs in* Ashi...? HEY! What happened to my shirt?! *pulls her sweater off the lamp*

Ashka: *screams and snatches it back* DON'T MOLEST MANDY!!!! *puts the sweater back on the lampshade*

Lissa: ...Mandy? Hey! My sunglasses! *goes to grab them*

Ashka: DON'T TOUCH LUKE'S SUNGLASSES!!!

Lissa: *pulls her hand back* O.O;

Pasha: *shoots a look at Goten* Go talk to her

Goten: O_O; WHAT?! No way!

Pasha: *pushes Goten into her* TALK!

Ashka: O.O

Goten: Er... hi Ashi ^_^

Ashka: ..... Hi! ^^ Want to join our tea party?

Gokou: *runs in* I DO!! *sits next to Ed* Hello there!

Sean: *struts in* ....Who is he talking to now?

Ashka: >.O Are you BLIND?! He's talking to Ed!

Pasha: *screams*

Trunks: Ah! >_O What?

Pasha: MY CLOTHES!! ASHKA, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES?!

Ashka: Your clothes?

Ed: ............

Ashka: Yeah, you're right Ed

Kenny: ....Ed?

Pasha: *stares in horror* My... clothes...

Ashka: Those are ED'S clothes!

Meg: ...Isn't Ed a guy?

Ashka: Duh

Lissa: So.. why is he wearing women's clothing?

Ashka: Because! LEAVE ED ALONE!! He's my friend! He was the only one here when I woke up!

Goten: Ashi...

Ashka: I got up, and everybody was GONE!! I was cold! And bored!

Trunks: That would explain Goten's clothes...

Goten: ACK! I didn't even notice that ^_^;;

Gokou: *talking to Luke* Yeah, you're right. That's so horrible! Hey, where are your clothes? Oh, I understand. Are you sure...? Yeah? Okay, because Vejita does things like that...

Vejita: >_O KAKAROTTO! Don't talk about me to the toaster!

Ashka: He's TALKING to LUKE!!

Vejita: TOASTER!

Ashka: LUKE!

Vejita: TOASTER!

Ashka: AAARGH!! *dives at Vejita*

Chaozu: *pokes the toaster* Looks like a toaster to me.... *looks at the lamp* ....What the hell? *spots Ed* ......A pillow in skank's clothing..... *kicks it over*

Ashka: ................!!!!!! ED!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Gero: *slides in* AH! I've been looking for a pillow like that! It has women's clothing on it... that can be for my homie..... *goes to pick Ed up*

Meg: *punts Gero across the room* Leave Ed...er...leave the pillowcase alone!

Vejita: For God's sake! It's just a PILLOW!! *picks up Ed and walks into the bathroom*

All: *stare after Vejita*

Ashka: .............Ed?

~flushing is heard~

Ashka: *drops to her knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

~3 hours later~

Goten: *rushes into the RR, an extremely large package in his hands* Is she.. here...?

Pasha: *pouts* Yeah, she's on the curvy couch

Trunks: Pasha, you can buy a new set of clothes!

Pasha: YOU'RE RIGHT! Let's go! *grabs Trunks by the arm and drags him out of the RR*

Trunks:ACK! No! *disappears*

Gohan: *waves to Goten from the table*

Goten: *walks over* Where's dad?

Videl: He ... er... wanted to watch the TV with Vejita

Goten: *glances at the new door on the wall* ....Oh dear

Inside the room...

Gokou: Can you tell me how to get how to get to.. SESAME STREE~EEET!

Vejita: *is in restraints, tied to a metal chair that's bolted to the floor* KAKAROTTO!! SHUT UP!!!!

Hehehe, punishment..... Back in the RR...

Piccolo: Goten, what are you carrying?

Goten: Er! *blushes* Well... I figure Ashi's still upset...

~a wail fills the room~

Goten: Eheh ^_^; So I got her a replacement...

Bulma: *looks shocked* You got a replacement for ASHKA?! GOTEN!!

Gohan: WHAT?!

Goten: No! No no! I got a replacement for ED!!

Bulma & Gohan: Oooh...

Lissa: *runs over to Goten* For Ed? Well, go give it to Ashka!

Meg: *playing FF7 while Ashka wails* Look Ashi! Sephy-sama's gonna kill Aeris again!!!!!

Ashka: *stops wailing to watch the death, but cries when Aeris is put in the water* ED DROWNED!!!! WAAAAAAAAA! IT'S NOT FAAAAAIR!!

Lissa: *dragging Goten* Look Ashi! Goten got you a present!

Ashka: ..... *blinks*

Goten: Eheh ^_^; Here *hands Ashka the parcel*

Meg: Wow.... It's like 3 feet tall! O.o

Ashka: *rips the paper off, revealing a DILBERT doll with ED written across his chest*

Lissa: O.O; It's...

Meg: *sweatdrops* It's Dilbert...

Ashka: *in shock* ......... No it's not...... Can't you read...? It's.... IT'S ED!!! *clings to the Dilbert...er... ED doll*

Goten: *grins* Ed lives on!

Ashka: *glomps Goten* THANK YOU!!

Gohan: *walks over* Hey, smart move

Goten: ^_^

Meg: *still playing FF7* Hehehehehe.... DIE!!!!!!! *grins manically*

The... END! Wooo!