It's another day. Not a good day, not a bad day. Just, a day. A day when anything can happen. A day that has nothing to do with anything, and everything to do with something.
Lissa: Whitey, what ARE you talking about? Just shut up and get to the intro!
So much for the dramatic approach... Anyways. It's another normal day in the RR. As normal as days in the RR can be, anyways. A bunch of people are not there, and the only ones who are are Meg, Lissa, Goten, Trunks, Ashka, Pasha, Kenny, and Alex. The rest are shopping, or something.....
Meg: *mumbles something about a "Cheap intro"
=P Stop nagging me! *fade in RR*
Ashka: *has her pigtails high on top of her head, is wearing a black high-collar halter top, and tight black pants. Her right leg has a silver pocket with a strap around her thigh, is wearing white gloves and high white boots* Arrr! *thrusts a makeshift sword in the air*
Pasha: *dressed the same as Ashka, only the pocket is on her left leg* Pirates forever! *thrusts her sword in the air too*
Both: BWAHAHA!
Meg: *walks in* ...............................
Lissa: *walks in after Meg* ....What's with you? *looks to Ashka and Pasha* ................................
Ashka: Eek! *takes her sword down* Hehe ^.^;;
Pasha: ^.^;; Hehe...
Goten: *bounds in* ............. *jaw drops*
Trunks: *walks in* .... *looks to Goten* ..... What? *looks at Pasha* O_O;;;;;;;
Ashka: *rolls her eyes* What's with you guys?
Lissa: What's wrong with US? We're not the ones dressed like .... like hookers!!
Pasha: *gasp!*
Meg: ..... Where'd you get those outfits?
Lissa: *smacks Meg* You're not supposed to endorse this!
Meg: Sorry! But they're cool <.<
Ashka: ....Kenny got them off eBay
Kenny: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *types away at the computer*
Lissa: Wow, I didn't even notice he was here
Meg: I think you should put a block on eBay or something...
Pasha: >.O We are NOT hookers, we are PIRATES!
Lissa: Coulda fooled me
Goten: I think they look good ^_^
Trunks: Me too ^_^
Meg: *rolls her eyes* Whatever...
~*~ knock knock knock ~*~
All: *freeze* >.>..... <.<
Ashka: ...Did you hear that?
Trunks: ...Damn! I thought I was hearing things..
Lissa: Where was it coming from?
Goten: My guess would be the door >=P
Pasha: Quiet you >.O
Ashka: *pushes Meg to the door* Open it!
Meg: Damnit, no! *jumps back*
Ashka: *pushes Goten to the door* Open it!
Goten: ...I uh... Well.. you see...
** BANG ** BANG ** BANG **
???: OPEN THE ****ING DOOR!!
Goten: EEP! *dives behind Ashi*
Meg: *gasp!* Potty mouth!
???: Hey hey, they got girlies in there, chief!
???: Well, open the door.
???: Can I have me a girly?
???: .... Maybe.
Meg & Lissa: IT'S TREIZE!
Meg: DIE! *flings the door open and dives out*
Lissa: MEG! No!
Meg: *gets carried back in, flailing* I'LL KILL YOU, YOU OZ B*ST*RD!!!!!!
Treize: *follows the man carrying her* Such a naughty mouth!
Lissa: *jumps* What are you doing here?!
???: *has stringy black hair and stinks* Can I have me this girly?
Ashka: *screams* WEB PIRATES!!
Pasha: *screams and clings to Trunks*
Treize: *sighs* No, Owin. Put her down over there *points to the computer chair* ... And tie her up. She's the fighting one.
???: AAAAARRRRRR!!!!! *dives at Ashka and Pasha* WITCHES!
Treize: *sweatdrops* Burdor, NO!
Ashka: *freezes him - literally*
Burdor: AR! *clangs to the ground, now a block of ice*
???: *slaps a collar around Ashka's neck, and handcuffs on Pasha's wrists* HAHAHAHARRRR!! Them's magic-proof sextoys.... er.... I mean, they're magic-proof *nods*
Ashka: EW!!! Get it off!!!! *cries*
Pasha: *tries to burn them off, but gets shocked* OW!
Treize: Very good, Alanse! *applauds*
Zechs: *strolls in*
Meg: I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY *LIKED* YOU! I'LL KILL YOU, MILLIARDO PEACECRAFT!!!!!
Zechs: *GASP!!* She knows who I am, Treize!
Treize: *watches Owin and Alanse restrain Goten and Trunks* Sweetie, everyone knows who you are
Zechs: Oh, yes. I forgot.
Lissa: *growls* DIIIIEEEE!!!! *dives at Treize, but trips over the Burdor ice sculpture, shattering the ice and freeing him* Owwwww!!!
Lissa: *was picked up by 2 henchmen and tied to Gero & Roshi's cage* ALEX! GET YOUR LAME ASS OUT HERE AND SAVE US!
Alex: *peeks out her door* From who? *spots Treize* ACK! Goddamn... Sorry Liss, can't get involved in this! *ducks back in*
Lissa: *growls*
Bing bing bing, You've Got Mail!
Kenny: *sweatdrops* Hehe... She replied?
Treize: *smiles and looks away*
Kenny: O_o;;; *checks the mail* 'On our way' .... Good.
Alanse: What's good?
Kenny: NOTHING! *hits him* Get away from me!
Meg: *rams Alanse with her swivel chair* EVIL!
???: HEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOO!!
All: *freeze in terror*
Zechs: No... it can't be! HIDE ME TREIZE! *ducks behind him*
Lissa: *struggles* KILL IT!! ACTIVATE THE LASERS!!! DAMNIT!! DON'T LET HER IIIINNNN!!!!
Meg: O.O;; Can't be can't be can't be can't be can't be can't be....
???: *bounces in* HELLO! Have any of you seen my koi Heero?
Meg: *snarls*
Ashka: It's...
Pasha: Relena....
Goten: Can't be..
Trunks: Won't be for long, if Meg or Lissa get untied
Relena: Ohhhh... I miss my koi sooo much! I was standing out on a cliff calling for him... But he didn't hear me!
Meg: *gets that Crazy-Quatre look* Hehehe... kill.....hehehe... kill Relena... hehehe...
Relena: MY BIG BROTHER! *glomps Zechs* I wuv yooou! Where've you been? You should have been with Noin! Maybe someday you'll be a happy couple like me and my Heero!
Zechs: Must... get... away... *tries to breathe*
Lissa: Must... destroy...
Meg: *thinks* There's gotta be a way... Oh! Relena! Look! Outside! IT'S HEERO!!
Relena: *hops back in* Not so fast! I didn't sense my Heero's loveableness, so I figured something was UP!
Ashka: *blinks slowly* You're an idiot
Pasha: War is GOOD
Relena: *gasp!* WHAT?!
~melodramatic music~
Videl's voice: *from VERY far away* HAHAHA!! I FOUND YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Gohan's voice: *from VERY far away* VIDEL! NO!!
All in RR: ..... *blink*
Relena: ...What were we talking about?
Meg: You were just going to throw yourself off a cliff
Relena: ...Really?
Meg: Yeah... So your koi Heero can save you and you'll live happily ever after on the moon in a fishing shack...
Relena: I said all that?
Lissa: Yup.
Relena: You think I'd remember something like that..
Goten: Funny, isn't it?
Trunks: You'd better get to that cliff, before someone beats you to it!
Relena: *gasps* YOU'RE RIGHT! *clambers out*
Zechs: I am very impressed
Treize: You should all join OZ.
Meg: Hm.... Can I have my own Gundam?
Treize: ....Sure
Lissa: Me too?!
Zechs: I don't see why not
Lissa & Meg: SWEET!
Kenny: Uh, this might be kind of obvious... But you're both still tied up
Lissa: EW!! THE CAGE!! *struggles*
Meg: Kenny, WHY AREN'T YOU UNTYING US?!
Kenny: Gotta learn not to say anything... *unties Meg and Lissa*
Lissa: Thanks ^.^ Heeeeeeeeeyyyy... Can we work with the other Gundam Pilots?
Treize: But, they don't work for OZ O_o;
Meg: So? You're supposed to be dead, but who cares? Not like OZ was ever going to win anyways...
Lissa: *smacks Meg's shoulder* ANYways...
Ashka: *clears her throat loudly*
Lissa & Meg: *turn*
Pasha: GET THESE DAMN SEXTOYS OFF OF US!!!!!
Lissa & Meg: GAH!! *jumps back*
Meg: I'm not touching those!!
Treize: Men, release those two boys
Men: *let go of Goten & Trunks*
Goten: *shudders*
Trunks: *eyeing Pasha* Pish, no matter how much I love you, I'm NOT touching those!
Goten: *opens his mouth*
Ashka: *death glare* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
Goten: *closes it*
Zechs: *admiring the RR* You could really do with a few more posters of me..
Meg: You? But... This is a DBZ site. Not a GW site.
Lissa: Yeah. Our rooms are GW and DBZ
Meg: Well... mine is a lot more than that...
Kenny: Your rooms are insane!
Meg: My room is awesome!
Lissa: Mine's not as bad as Meg's!
Kenny: You leave your doors wide open for all to see! HAVEN'T YOU REALIZED THAT GERO AND ROSHI CAN GET IN?!?!
Meg: *screams*
Lissa: *pales*
???: Heeeee~~~~roooooo!
Zechs: No way! She jumped off a cliff!
Meg: Quick! Get me Sean's sword!
Kenny: Meg, he takes that EVERYWHERE! It's like an extended limb!
Lissa: *considers* ....EWWW!! *shudders*
???: OMAE O KOROSU! *dives into the RR, slamming the door*
???: *climbs in the window, followed by 3 more people*
Meg: Heero!
Lissa: Duo! ^.^ Other Gundam Pilots!
Trowa: Yeah, make me feel special <_<
Lissa: Hehe ^^;
Relena: *busts the door down* HEEEEEEERO!
Heero: *pales*
Meg: MINE! *glomps Heero*
All: *gasp! and stare and Relena*
Relena: *blinks* What are you doing to my koi?
Wufei: Stupid weak woman. HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!
Quatre: Miss Relena? Would you like some tea? *holds up a cup*
Duo: O_o; Um, Quatre. I don't think now's the time for tea
Quatre: *narrows his eyes* It's always time for tea
Duo: O_O; *backs away* Yup! Time for tea! RELENA! Go have tea with Quatre
Relena: I don't want any DAMN tea!
GW Pilots: *gasp and stare at Relena*
Pasha: I'm guessing she shouldn't have said that...
Ashka: *using a butterknife to hack at the collar* Ow! I stabbed myself! >.O
Trunks: *edges away*
Quatre: *eyes have glazed over*
Relena: YOU LITTLE SLUT! Let GO of my Hee-chan!
Meg: *eyes narrow* What... did you.. call me?!
Lissa: *blinks and looks at Duo* Who are you betting on?
Duo: Huh?
Lissa: Who do you think'll kill Relena first? Meg or Quatre?
Trowa: Quatre's pretty quick, but Meg's closer
Duo: *considers*
Meg: *snaps her fingers and a hockey stick appears*
Quatre: *picks up his makeshift teapot and throws it at Relena's head*
Relena: *smash!* Oooo! Birdies! *staggers*
Meg: HAAAAAAA! *whacks Relena with the hockey stick, sending her down a random link*
Lissa: Team effort! 2 points!
Ashka: *click* YES! IT'S OFF!
Pasha: Great! ...Help me?
Later....
Goten: *sitting on the couch* This tea is GREAT Quatre ^_^
Quatre: Glad you like it ^_^
Trunks: Can you pass the milk? ^_^
Quatre: *sweatdrops* ....Milk?
Trunks: *blinks* Milk? I didn't say milk, I said... yum. Great tea Quatre
Quatre: ^_^
Trowa: *blinks* He's very passionate about his tea...
Lissa: *latched onto Duo's arm* I'll say... o.o;;
Duo: Wufei's been awfully quiet...
Meg: *latched onto Heero* It's because Sean's not here ^^
Wufei: I HEARD that!
Meg: GOOD! XP
Heero: Where did Relena get sent to, Meg?
Lissa: Knowing Meg... *glances at Alex's door* Some hentai anime lesbian porn thingy ^^
Duo: ...Are you serious? *blinks at Meg*
Meg: *looks to Alex's door* I get strange ideas from strange places ^^
Ashka: *stomps her feet* Baby get reaaady...
Pasha: Oooooh~ooooo~oh!
Pasha and Ashka: *stomping their feet and swinging their arms and hips* YOU and ME going fishin' in the dark! Lyin on our backs and countin' the stars!
Meg: Where the cool grass grows! *jumps up and mimics them*
Pasha, Ashka, and Meg: Down by the river in the full moonlight, we'll be falling in love in the middle of the night!
Lissa: *jumps up and follows along* Just moooovin' sloow!
Pasha, Ashka, Meg, and Lissa: Stayin' the whole night through, feels so good to be with.... YOU! *pose*
Everyone else: *light applause*
Pasha: *glares*
Everyone else: *loud applause*
Ashka: Thank you! *bows*
Meg: *twirls*
Lissa: *hops back next to Duo*
Duo: What kind of song was that?
Zechs: I loved it <.< I was about to jump in myself!
Meg: That would've been cool, next time we'll videotape! ^.^
Treize: I guess we shall be going.....
Lissa: *glares* Why exactly DID you storm our site?
Heero: Oh YEAH! *aims a gun at Treize* Omae o korosu!
Goten: *sips his tea* You're a little late there, Heero
Heero: *sighs*
Meg: That's ok! *latches onto Heero* You're still my hero...... Heero ^^
Sean: *walks into the RR* ....What the? YOU HAD A PARTY WITHOUT ME?!
Kenny: ...A party?
Sean: You're right. There's no chicks or booze. You guys suck at throwing parties. *walks downstairs*
