It's Easter time again! Everybody seems thrilled... wait, no, they don't. They're mostly asleep, because it's like 8:00 AM. Trunks and Pasha are on the couch in the living room, but Meg and Lissa are waking up as well...
Trunks: *lying on the couch* Why did we get up so early again?
Pasha: *lying on top of him* So we could be alone... *grins*
Trunks: *grins*
Trunks and Pasha: *start making out*
Meg: *wanders out of her room, wearing penguin pajamas and rubbing the sleep from her eyes* Erg.... *yawns*
Lissa: *follows Meg, wearing cow pajamas and clutching her Duo Maxwell pillow, walking with her eyes half closed* Ehh.... *mumbles*
Meg: *pauses, looking around with squinty eyes, and whispering* I can't see a thing... do you hear something?
Lissa: *whispering* No. Let me go back to sleep.
Sean: *walks out of the RR quietly and creeps up behind Meg and Lissa* HAPPY EASTER!
Lissa: *screams LOUDLY, falls to her knees and clutches her Duo pillow*
Meg: *screams as loud as Lissa and attacks Sean*
Pasha: *jumps away from Trunks, falling off the couch and onto the floor* Ow!
Trunks: *eyes widen* What the hell?!
Lissa: *looks up* Trunks? ...Pasha?!
Meg: *on Sean's back, pulling his hair* Die! Die! ...Eh? ...Sean?!
Sean: *wincing* Yes, Sean! Let go of my hair!
Meg: Heheh ^^;;; *hops to the ground*
Lissa: *blinks* Sean? Okay, what the hell are you all doing up so early?
Sean: *points* They woke me up when they were "sneaking out" of the Barracks.
Pasha: *frowns* Traitor.
An hour later, everyone is in the living room. After 20 minutes of complaining, they settled for curling up into little balls and resting on the couches and/or floors. Kidding, kidding. They're just hanging around, though. Well... except for Ashka and Goten. Where could they be?
Goten: *peering under the picnic table* Ashi, are you SURE they hid chocolate out here?
Ashka: Well they had to hide it somewhere!
Goten: Maybe they didn't buy chocolate this year.
Ashka: MEG? Goten, come on now. This is MEG we're talking about.
Goten: Not Lissa?
Ashka: *shrugs* Maybe. But Meg's oddly inventive, and according to her, every holiday is a reason for chocolate.
Goten: *nods* That's a good rule.
Ashka: *nods* Now go check the tree!
Goten: ...fine. *climbs the tree*
Pasha: *runs into the backyard* Ashi! Come on, we have to put our costumes on!
Ashka: *face lights up* WAI! *runs after Pasha*
Trunks: *walks into the backyard and blinks up at the tree*
Goten: I.. WAH! *falls to the ground* Ow.
Trunks: Smooth.
Goten: *frowns* Shut up.
Both: *go back inside*
Meg: *still in her pajamas* Why did Ash and Pash come tearing through here like that?
Trunks: *shrugs* Something about costumes. *flops onto the couch*
Lissa: *also in her pajamas, still carrying her pillow* Oh... you don't think...
Meg: Can't say I'll be surprised ^^
Seconds later, Ashka and Pasha prance out of the Barracks in.. PLAYBOY BUNNY COSTUMES?! Jeez, they've got tails, bunny ears, and everything! True to her word, Meg is not surprised, but everyone else is picking their jaws off the floor...
Pasha: Happy Easter!
Lissa: *whines* Why's my character such a slut?
Chaozu: *whines* Why's Meg such a slut?
Meg: *whacks Chaozu with Lissa's pillow* DIE!
Chaozu: TIEN!
Gero: My love, this is a weekend of love and peace!
Meg: *waves the pillow menacingly* Shut up or you're next!
Gero: *shuts up*
Lissa: *sighs* Could be worse. They could be wearing bikinis.
Ashka: Oh, Lissa, lighten up!
Goten: *grinning* Yeah, Lissa, lighten up.
Lissa: *eyes them both* Okay, you're staying within view all day.
Trunks: *snickers*
Lissa: *glares at him* You, too!
Pasha: *jaw drops* WHAT?!
Goten: You can't do that!
Trunks: Yeah, we're not children!
Ashka: Where's your Easter spirit?
Meg: Can you really blame us?
The four: *blink at Meg*
Piccolo: Would YOU want a mini Ashka running around?
Pasha, Trunks & Goten: *look at Ashka*
Ashka: *rummaging under the couch* There's gotta be chocolate somewhere in here...
Pasha, Trunks & Goten: *shake their heads*
Meg: *grins* I rest my case.
Pasha: *pouts* FINE! *sits on the couch next to Trunks*
Ashka: *whines in frustration, retreating to Goten's lap* I can't find it!
Goten: There there, Ashi. I'm sure Meg has chocolate hidden somewhere. *glares pointedly at her*
Meg: *sweatdrops*
Lissa: Well, yeah, she does. ...Somewhere. But we're having guests! Isn't that great?
Vejita: No.
Meg & Lissa: *jaws drop* Vejita!
Vejita: What? Everybody was thinking it!
Chaozu: I was thinking it.
Meg: Nobody gives a rat's ass about what you think, Chaozu.
Chaozu: I THINK YOU'RE A WHORE!
Meg: *growls*
Lissa: Meg, breathe. Chaozu, shut up or get locked in the cage with Roshi.
Roshi: *waves*
Chaozu: *shuts up and edges over to Tien*
Meg: *breathes*
Lissa: ^^ That's better. Now, when these guys come to visit you're all going to be NICE and HOSPITABLE!
Bulma: *eyes narrow* Even to Wufei?
Lissa: *considers* No. He's fair game.
Bulma: *grins evilly*
Sean: *cracks knuckles*
Meg: *grins and runs out, coming back with a cell phone*
Alex: Why didn't I get a cell phone?!
Piccolo: Because nobody likes you.
Alex: *frowns*
Lissa: *blinks at Meg*
Meg: *stares at Lissa*
Lissa: O.o
Videl: What's going on?
Chichi: I have -no- idea.
Meg: *eye twitches but keeps staring*
Lissa: Ehhh...
Meg: *twitch*
Lissa: Augh! Fine, YOU can call them this time!
Meg: WAI! *presses 1 on speed dial and waits*
Tien: *frowns* I bet she's calling that damn japanese pilot again.
Yamcha: Better her than Lissa.
Lissa: Hurry up! I wanna talk to Duo!
Yamcha: *sweatdrops*
Meg: *grins* Hi Heero! Happy Easter. What time are you guys coming... .... .... *frowns* What? Um, about a month ago... why? No way! No! Nope. No! Heero! You promised you'd come HERE! I don't care about Quatre's sister!
Lissa: What's going on?
Meg: *ignores* Heero, he has 29 of them! She won't even notice he's missing!
Goten: 29 of what?
Pasha: Sisters.
Goten: Oh.
Trunks: My.
Ashka: God.
Gokou: I wish I had 29 sisters!
Chichi: No you don't, sweetie.
Gokou: I don't?
Chichi: Nope.
Gokou: Okay. Can I have chocolate now?
Meg: But Heero! Oh, come on. Why do YOU want to go to a damned Easter party anyways? Yeah but this is OUR Easter party! It's more important. Yes, it is. But... But... But! *frowns* Hey! But.. *whines* Heeeeero!
Kenny: *sitting rigidly, trying to look calm* Looks like they're not coming.
Sean: *rolls his eyes* Gee, Ken, what gave you that idea?
Meg: *pales* What? .... That's mean, Heero. *tears up, dropping the phone and latching onto Gohan*
Gohan: Umm... *pats Meg on the head* It's okay.
Lissa: *blinks and picks up the phone* Hello? Heero? Stop apologizing, it's Lissa. What did you say? ....You didn't! Omigod. You ass. You'd BETTER cancel that damned party! Yes, and tell Quatre LISSA says so. And make up some stuff. Tell him Meg's crying. ...Yes. Ask Duo. Hey, can I talk to... *frowns and turns off the phone* He hung up.
Meg: *sniffles, still holding onto Gohan*
Alex: The hell did he say?
Lissa: He said she was acting like Relena.
All: *nod knowingly*
Chichi: Are they still coming?
Lissa: *grins* Yeah.
Alex: There, twit, your boytoy's coming over. Stop whining like a baby!
Meg: *eyes narrow* Shut up!
Alex: Whatever. I'm going back to my room, I'll be there for a few more days. Oh, Gohan, the minifridge needs to be restocked.
Gohan: *pats Meg on the head* Oh yeah, I'll get right on that. *rolls eyes*
Alex: *not paying attention* Good boy. *disappears into her room*
There's a knock on the door...
All: *stare at the door*
Lissa: *blinks* You're all so paranoid! *waltzes over to the door and flings it open*
Duo: Wah! *jumps back*
Lissa: Duo! *grabs his wrist and drags him inside*
Duo: Um... hi!
Quatre: *barges in* Meg! *runs over* I'm so so so sorry! I completely forgot, and it's totally my fault! I can't believe I let your wonderful Easter gathering slip my mind! It's all my fault! I take full blame for everything! If you wish to never see me again because you despise me so much, I'll understand, just please forgive me! I'm so sorry!
Meg: *blinks* Um, okay Quatre.
Quatre: *tears up* You forgive me?
Meg: *lets go of Gohan* Um, yeah.
Gohan: *backs away*
Videl: *latches onto Gohan*
Gohan: What is it, Gohan-glomping day?
Videl: ^.^ *nods*
Quatre: *glomps Meg* When Heero told me you were crying, we rushed right over! I felt so horrible!
Meg: *hugs Quatre* That's okay Quatre.
Lissa: *hanging onto Duo's arm* Quatre's such a sweetie!
Duo: Um, Yeah. ^_^; Nice pillow, by the way.
Trowa: *walks in followed by Heero and Wufei* Hmm. *walks over to Ashka and Pasha* Nice costumes.
Ashka: *grins* Thanks!
Pasha: *poses* We made them ourselves!
Trowa: I like the ears.
Pasha: Really? Well... here! *puts her bunny ears on Trowa's head*
Ashka:That's adorable!
Trowa: *blinks and smiles slightly*
Heero: *walks in carrying a stuffed bunny*
Wufei: *stalks in* The great Wufei thinks you have gone soft.
Heero: *whacks Wufei* Shut up, it was Duo's idea.
Wufei: Ah, the injustice!
Quatre: *lets go of Meg and glances over to where Trowa is* Oh... wow! What beautiful costumes! *wanders over*
Meg: *sweatdrops at the sight of Trowa wearing Pasha's bunny ears* Lissa! Get the camera!
Lissa: Okie! *runs off*
Heero: *fiddles with the bunny, looking akward*
Chaozu: So, you're gonna apologize?
Heero: *glances at Chaozu*
Chaozu: You wanna give her this noose, while you're at it?
Heero: *eyes narrow*
Chaozu: How about... umm... *digs through a little bag* This doll? Tell her to hug it! *presses a button on its midsection, and a knife pops out*
Heero: Omae o korosu. *fires his gun at Chaozu*
Chaozu: ACK! *runs away*
Quatre: *GASP* HEERO! NO GUNS IN THE RAMBLE ROOM!
Heero: *sweatdrops and puts his gun away*
Duo: Heero, stop wasting time and give her the damned bunny! *shoves him to Meg*
Meg: *frowns*
Heero: Uh... *holds out the bunny*
Meg: *tears up* It's... so cute.
Duo: Yeah, that was him apologizing.
Meg: Okay. *glomps Heero*
Heero: *staggers backwards*
~Click~
Meg & Heero: *blink and look up*
Lissa: *grins* Heehee. *waves*
Gokou: Can we have chocolate now? PLEEEAAASE! *drops on his knees in front of Chichi* Pretty please?!
Chichi: Er... well..
~Click~
Lissa: Hi! ^.^
Sean: Ah, Easter. The season that first showed me what a pig Ken was.
Kenny: *jumps up* What?!
Sean: Don't you remember?
Sean: Why didn't I get anything?
Kenny: Because I ate it.
Sean: You what!
Kenny: I ate it! See?! *opens his mouth* YOOK!
Sean: Ew *smacks Kenny* Give it back!
Kenny: *prepares to throw it back up*
Sean: No! Never mind! You can keep it.....
Kenny: Ok *skips off*
Sean: *grins* Remember now?
Kenny: Argh! *snarls*
~Click~
Lissa: Hee! That was a good one.
Kenny:AUGH! *storms away*
Lissa: *blinks at Sean* I think you upset him.
Sean: *looks innocent* Upset who?
Lissa: *smirks* Gee, I wonder.
Ashka: I like black and white!
Pasha: Dream in black and white!
Duo: You like black and white, run run away!
Ashka: Oh yeah, Duo's cool!
All 3: *dance in the open space of the RR*
Pasha: See Chameleon! Lying there, in the sun!
Ashka: All things to everyone!
Duo: Run run away!
All 3: Hey!
~Click~
Trowa: No, Quatre! My ears are fine!
Quatre: But, Trowa! They're lopsided!
Trowa: Quatre!
Ashka: *puts her ears on Quatre and skips away again*
Quatre: *starry eyes*
Trowa: *smirks* Happy now?
Wufei: The injustice! Woman, don't touch me!
Lissa: Shut up and get out of the way! *pushes him again*
Wufei: The great Wufei will not tolerate this disrespect!
Lissa: I want a picture of them with their bunny ears! You're in the way! MOVE!
Wufei: The great Wufei-
Lissa: NOW!
Wufei: Onna! Why don't you-
Lissa: SEAN!
Sean: What?
Wufei: *walks away quickly*
Lissa: *grins* Nevermind.
~Click~
Meg: Oh! Lissa! The chocolate!
Lissa: *gasp* Get it out!
Gokou: YAY!
Duo: Woohoo!
Kenny: YES! I mean... uh... ....damnit.
Sean: *snickers*
Kenny: Shut up v_v;
Meg: Woo! *wheels in a cart covered in chocolate Mobile suits - Wing Zero, Deathscythe, Heavyarms, Sandrock, Shenlong, Tallgeese, Epyon, and Zero- along with chocolate bunnies and chocolate eggs that say "Gokou" on them*
Gokou: *eyes light up*
~Click~
Gokou: *rubs his eyes*
Lissa: Hehe ^^;
Meg: WAIT!
All: *stop and look at Meg*
Meg: *grabs a chocolate Zero MS* Okay, go!
All: *snatch a few chocolates*
Lissa: *setting the timer on the camera, a chocolate Deathscythe MS hanging out of her mouth* Everybody LOOK AT THE CAMERA!
Wufei: The great Wufei-MMPH! *wails around a chocolate Shenlong MS*
Bulma: *winks at the camera innocently, a chocolate Tallgeese MS in her mouth*
