~All are.....hm, wait a minute, no they're not. We have people missing. o.O Not always a good sign...... From the looks of it, the absentees are Meg, Pash, and Ashi and since I don't know where they are, I can't really say anything about their absence can I? So, let's get on with it. Aw, lookit Gokou, he's so cute~
Gokou: *runs around the room, waving a paper airplane about, making airplane noises, loudly* Whee!! *jumps on the furniture*
ChiChi: Gokou! Not on the couch!
Lissa: *growls angrily and spins around, staring down at Chaozu* Damn it! Chaozu, would you get the hell away from me!?
Chaozu: I would, but since I can’t find the whore, I’ve decided to piss YOU off instead.
Lissa: Ugh!
Yamcha: Chaozu, beat it, she’s outside with the weird witches.
Goten: *growls* They have names.
Yamcha: Huh?
Trunks: *glares at Yamcha*
Yamcha: ........What’s up Trunks.....you look a little.....*swallows nervously*.......pissed......
Trunks: It’s Pasha. Now, say it with me.
Yamcha: Pasha. Right......got it.
Goten: *towers over Yamcha* Do you need another lesson in names?
Yamcha: No! No I don’t! Pasha and ASHKA. I got it!
Bulma: Boys, knock it off.
Lissa: Gotta love the fact they can scare anyone shitless though. ^.^
Bulma: Yeah, that’s a plus. I don’t think anyone enjoys an unhappy Saiyajin.
Lissa: I know I don’t. *blinks* Wait a minute, Yamcha, you said Meg and the girls are outside??
Yamcha: *inching away from Trunks and Goten* Yeah....
Lissa: Why?
Yamcha: I don’t know.
Kenny: Maybe they’re having a threesome.
All: o.O
Lissa: *stares at Kenny, confused, and a little shocked* What?
Kenny: I heard Ashi squeal in delight.......ya never know man, ya just never know......
Lissa: *continues staring*
Kenny: Oh....never mind....*hops off*
Goten and Trunks: *look at one another*
Others: *remain silent*
Goten and Trunks: *run outside*
Lissa: *sweatdrops*
Sean: Wait, I wanna see! *races after them*
Lissa: Oh God....*follows*
Others: *walk outside*
~Meg, Ashka, and Pasha are gathered around the huge tree; Ashka swinging from a branch and Pasha sitting on another. Meg’s climbing the trunk.~
Goten and Trunks: *come to a halt and sigh in relief when they see the three located in different places*
Ashka: *grins* Hi Goten ^.^
Goten: Hey Ashi.
Ashka: *drops to the ground and runs over to him*
Pasha: *waves from her branch*
Trunks: *smiles*
Meg: Hm....did you guys want something?
Others: No.
Sean: Psh, figured Kenny was lying.
Meg: Huh?
Lissa: Nothing.
Meg: Sure....
Gokou: *runs over to the tree and jumps onto a branch* ^_^
Lissa: Well, now that we’re all out here we might as well do something.
Gokou: Yeah! Let’s make a tree box!
Meg: A what?
Gokou: ......Tree hut?
Lissa: *thinks*
Meg: Oh! Tree HOUSE!
Gokou: Yeah, that’s it.
Lissa: Hey, good idea.
Sean: No thank you, I’d rather have my legs waxed.
Meg and Lissa: o.O
Pasha: *holds in giggles*
Sean: O_o
Pasha: Yeah right! Sure you would!
Sean: *snorts* What, you don’t think I’d be able to handle it?
Pasha: *bursts out laughing*
Sean: *grunts* I can take anything, you’re just weak.
Ashka: Uh oh.
Pasha: *stops and narrows her eyes* Then how about I go heat up some wax right now......
Sean: You don't have to.
Pasha: *hops down from the tree, looking seductive* Sure I do. Don’t you wanna prove to me you’re a big, *stops in front of him and nears in on his face* strong, *slides her hand down Sean’s chest* tough man?
Sean: O_O *swallows nervously*
Trunks: *watches uncomfortably*
Goten: Hehe *pats Trunks’ shoulder* Easy there buddy.
Pasha: *presses against Sean* Well? Don’t you?
Trunks: *grunts*
Vejita: *watches*
Ashka: *giggles*
Kenny: Is it gettin a little warm over there or is it just me?
Trunks: *glares at Kenny*
Kenny: Ehehe.... ^_^;;;;; Must be me then!
Meg: Ya know what, I think Sean’s enjoying Pasha’s attention.
Lissa: That or he’s a little nervous.
Sean: *glances at Trunks out of the corner of his eye*
Trunks: *looks a tad bit pissed off*
Sean: *returns his attention to Pasha* No, I’m a weak.......useless.....miserable man. Now....will you get off me?
Pasha: Will you help us build the tree house now?
Sean: Yes.
Pasha: *grins and steps back, chuckling*
Vejita: *shuts his eyes again*
Sean: *sighs*
Gokou: Does....this mean we can build the tree house now?
Meg: Yup.
Gokou: Woohoo!
Meg: ^.^
Trunks: *folds his arms across his chest*
Pasha: Aw, Trunks, *leans on him* you know I was only playing.
Trunks: Yeah, I know....
Pasha: *kisses his cheek*
Meg: Well come on, let’s go get the stuff.
~And so, they all scatter, collecting the necessary items for building a tree house. Well, all except Vejita, but we knew that was a given. Some minutes later, they’re all back at the tree.~
Gokou: Can we start now?
Meg: *reviewing the plans* Hm.....yup.
Gokou: Sweet!
Goten: *races up the trunk* I bet I can build a better wall than you can!
Pasha: Yeah, you wish.
Goten: I don’t have to wish, I know I can.
Pasha: You might be able to build a wall, but it won’t be better then ours.
Ashka: *nods*
Goten: You can not.
Pasha: Can too.
Goten: Can no~ot.
Pasha: Hah! Anything you can do I can do better.
Lissa: Why do I sense a song coming on......
~All of a sudden......that famous songs music starts playing outta no where. Like it wasn‘t predicted?~
Meg: Um, maybe because the music’s already started....
Lissa: ~.~
Gokou: All right, a song! Everybody sing!
Pasha: *jumps into the tree, hammer in hand* Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Goten: *backs up* No, you can’t.
Pasha: *lurches towards him* Yes, I can.
Goten: *swings on a branch and lands behind her* No, you can’t.
Pasha: *spins around* Yes, I can.
Goten: *jumps down and grabs Trunks* No, you can’t.
Pasha: *chucks the hammer at the boys’ feet* Yes, I can, yes, I can!
Goten and Trunks: *jump back* O_O
Goten: Sing!
Trunks: *sweatdrops* Uh....
Goten: *smacks him*
Trunks: Ah! *jumps forward* Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
Ashka: *leaps in front of Trunks* No, you're not.
Trunks: Yes, I am.
Ashka: *gets in his face* No, you're not.
Trunks: *steps back a little* Yes, I am.
Ashka : *shoves him* No, you're not!
Trunks: *grunts* Yes, I am, yes, I am!! *ahem*
Pasha: *hops down from the tree* Come on girls!
Goten: *pushes Gohan* Get your ass over there and sing better than them!
Gohan: Wah! *stumbles* *ahem* Fine.... I can get a partridge with a single cartridge.
Videl: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. *makes motions with her arms*
Gohan: *stands proudly* I can live on bread and cheese. *grins*
Videl: *places her hands on her hips* And only on that?
Gohan: Yep.
Videl: *smirks* So can a rat.
Gohan: ~_~
Goten: Go on Tousan!
Gokou: *fidgets, looking at ChiChi* Any note you can sing, I can go sing higher.
ChiChi: *steps up to Gokou* I can sing any note higher than you.
Gokou: No, you can't.
ChiChi: Yes, I can.
Gokou: No, you *higher* can't.
ChiChi: Yes, I *higher still* can.
Gokou: No, you *sings as high as he can* can't.
ChiChi: Yes, I can, yes, I *takes a deep breath and sings at a glass shattering pitch* can!
Gokou: *covers his ears* ChiChi, you’re so loud!
ChiChi: ^.^
Gokou: How do you sing so high?
ChiChi: I’m a girl!
Gokou: Oh! Wait.....what?
ChiChi: ~.~
Kenny: *hops around Lissa* Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
Lissa: *watches Kenny* I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Kenny: *hops* 50¢?
Lissa: *trips him* 40¢
Kenny: *falls over* Gehn! *throws a dirt clod at Lissa* 30¢!
Lissa: EH!! *glares* 20¢!
Kenny: *stands up* No you can't!
Lissa: *pushes him over again* Yes I can, yes I can!
Kenny: >_< *jumps to his feet* Lissa’s a shover!
Lissa: = D
Sean: *grins and slaps Kenny*
Kenny: Ow! Sean, what the hell?!
Sean: Anything you can say, fatty, I can say softer.
Kenny: *blinks* *growls* I can say anything softer than you.
Sean: No, you can't.
Kenny: Yes, I can.
Sean: *whispers* No, you can't.
Kenny: *whispers, barely audible* Yes, I can.
Sean: *not audible* No, you can't.
Kenny: *growls and shouts* Yes, I can, yes, I can!!
Sean: Hah!
Kenny: Argh!
Roshi: *leaps into the center* I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
Sean: Psh, I can drink it quicker and get even sicker.
Meg: We know YOU can!
Sean: *glares*
Gero: I can open any safe.
Meg: *puts a hand on her hip* Without getting caught?
Gero: You bet!
Meg: That's what I thought, you crook.
Gero: *blinks* Wait.....no I can’t my angel!
Chaozu: *kicks Meg’s shin* Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
Meg: *snarls* Chaozu! I can hold any note longer than you!
Chaozu: *makes a face* No, you can't.
Meg: *swats at his head* Yes, I can.
Chaozu: *ducks and slams his foot onto Meg’s toes* No, you can't.
Meg: *screams* Yes, I can! And you’re gonna die! *reaches for his neck*
Chaozu: *runs* No, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!
Meg: *chases* Yes, I-- *holds*
All: *watch*
Meg: *still holds*
Lissa: Wow.
Tienshinhan: Don’t suffocate my darling!
Meg: *finally finishes* *out of breath* Can.... x.x
Chaozu: *growls* I don’t care, you still can’t!
Meg: Wrong line you little weasel! Go back into your weasel house! *steps on him, pushing his face into the dirt*
Chaozu: TIEN!!
Tienshinhan: Oh Chaozu. ~_~
Yamcha: *glaring at Roshi* Old man, anything you can say, I can say faster!
Roshi: *whacks Yamcha with his staff* I can say anything faster than you.
Yamcha: GAH!! *holds his head* No, you can't!
Roshi: *swings his staff again* Yes, I can.
Yamcha: *ducks* Noyoucan't.
Roshi: YesIcan.
Yamcha: Noyoucan’t!
Roshi: *slams his staff against Yamcha’s leg* YesIcanyesIcan!
Yamcha: *hollers and topples over*
Roshi: *smirks and rushes to Lissa* ^_^
Lissa: Ugh... *pushes him away*
Roshi: u_u
Trunks: *steps to the center* I can jump a hurdle.
Pasha: *slides her hands down her waist and rests them on her hips* I can wear a girdle.
Trunks: *whispers* And I can take it off.
Pasha: *blush* That’s not in the song!
Trunks: *grins*
Goten: *interrupts and says loudly* I can knit a sweater!
Ashka: *pushes Goten out of the spotlight* I can fill it better.
Goten: *tickles Ashka* I know you can.
Ashka: *giggles* Goten!
Gokou: *jumps into the air* I can do most anything! ^_^
Piccolo: *leans on Ashka* Can you bake a pie?
Ashka: No.
Piccolo: *shrugs* Neither can I.
All guys: *step up front and form a line* Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
All girls: *forms their own* I can sing anything sweeter than you.
All guys: *lean forward* No, you can't.
All girls: *lean forward* Yes, I can.
All guys: *sing nicely* No, you can't.
All girls: *sing slowly, holding, making each word fancy* Yes, I can.
All guys: *sing as sweetly as they can* No, you can't.
Bulma: *steps to the center*
Lissa: *aims a spotlight on her*
Bulma: *sweeter than anyone* Yes, I can.
Girls: *applaud*
Gokou: *shoves Vejita out of line*
Vejita: Gah! Kakarott!
Gokou: Defend us!
Bulma: *grins*
Vejita: *growls*
Bulma: He can’t!
Vejita: *glares* Yes, I can.
Bulma: *giggles* No, you can’t.
Vejita: *gets in Bulma‘s face* Yes, I can, can, can!
