Everything was going as normal as possible in the RR. Meg and Lissa sent Kenny and Sean out to run errands while they called a meeting to tell the DBZ chars what they were planning to do today.
Lissa: Hurry up slaves! *cracks whip*
All: *hurry up*
Meg: We have an announcement to make. Since we always spend our allowance on you guys, we're gonna do something to make some extra cash.
Lissa: Let's get straight to the point. We're gonna baby sit some Sailor Moon chars from another site.
Meg: Their web mistresses had a nervous breakdown.
All: O_O;;;
Ding Dong
All: *Jump*
Trunks: Every time that door bell rings, something bad happens.
Meg: It’s just the doorbell, gawd! *runs to the door and opens* Hi everybody!
???: Got any jell-o?
????: Serena, quit thinking with your damn stomach!
Serena: Sorry Raye.
???: Raye, you really shouldn't be so mean to Serena.
????: Yea, Amy's right.
????: Sorry Lita, but I agree with Raye. Serena, you're a dumb ass!
???: Now Rini, that's no way to talk to your future mother.
Goten: *murmurs* If I ever said that to MY mom *shudder* I don't even want to think about what would happen to me.
?????: Hey are there any cute boys in here?
All SM chars: -_-;; Mina!
Mina: *sees Trunks runs over to him, and grabs his arm.* You dating anyone cutie?
Pasha: You better say yes.
Trunks: O_O;; yea, I am.
Mina: Who?!
Pasha: Me! *grabs Trunks' other arm and pulls*
Mina: *pulls back* Mine!
Pasha: That's it! *throws a fireball at Mina.
Mina: *dodges* Hey!
Raye: *hit by fireball* Ow! Who the hell did that!? *looks at Pasha and Mina*
Mina: * points to Pasha*
Raye: That's it! MARS STAR POWER!!!!! *mars transformation song starts to play out of nowhere*
Videl: Where the hell is that song coming from?!
Raye: MARS FIRE SURROUND!!! * Fire comes out of her hand and flies towards Pasha*
Pasha: * jumps out of the way*
Ashka: * gets hit by fire* >.O * shoots an ice beam at Raye*
Raye: * ducks*
Mina: *hit by ice beam* grrr....VENUS STAR POWER * transformation song starts playing out of nowhere again*
Videl: Now where the hell is that coming from?!
Gohan: *Dances to the music*
Videl: *Gives Gohan death glare*
Gohan: * Stops*
Pasha and Ashka start an all out war with Mina and Raye. Meanwhile, Lita and Amy are helping Lissa and Meg in the kitchen cooking a meal for all the chars. Gokou and Serena are discussing their shows.
Gokou: Well, I don't think it's fair you guys get to yell out all your cool attacks.
Serena: What about the Kamehameha and the Kaio Ken?
Gokou: Well you guys get to wear tiaras! I want to wear a tiara!
Serena: You’re a guy, you can't wear a tiara. But you can wear a tuxedo like Tuxedo Mask.
Gokou: *grins* I'll be right back. *runs out of RR excitedly*
Serena: * spots Vejita and walks over to him.*
Vejita: What the hell are you looking at?
Serena: Your reciting hairline.
Vejita: What?!? Woman! Get out here now!!
Bulma: What the hell do you want?!
Vejita: *in a hurt voice* Is my hairline reciting?
Bulma: No, that's how it’s always been. *pauses* Hasn't it?
Serena: Maybe you should try some Rogaine or even better, a hair transplant!
Vejita: What?! My hairline is not reciting! I am the prince of all Saiyajins!
Serena: Well, I'm Princess Serenity of the Silver Millennium, which has a shit load of more planets than you do!
Vejita: That's it! *starts chasing Serena around the RR.*
Gokou: * comes running back in the RR dressed like Tuxedo Mask* Now, all I need is a cane and a flower. *spots Darien and runs up to him* Can I borrow your cane?
Darien: No.
Gokou: Please?
Darien: No
Gokou: Fine then, be that way. *spots table* hmm...*Runs over and pulls a table leg off.* Got my cane, now all I need is the flower. Hey Chichi, do we have any roses?
Chichi: No, but I think there are some daisies in the back yard.
Gokou: Close enough. * comes back with a daisy that still has the roots and clumps of dirt attached.*
Serena: Help!!
Gokou: I'm Tuxedo Gokou! It's wrong to be evil and mean and ... er... um.. blah blah blah.. Insert obnoxiously long speech here.
Darien: Hey! I don't make obnoxiously long speeches!
Gokou: Anyway, take that! *throws a daisy at Vejita*
Vejita: *gets nailed in the head with the daisy.* Kakarott! What the hell did you do that for??!!?
Serena: No! Use your cane Tuxedo Gokou! Tuxedo Mask always extends the cane to defeat the bad guys!
Gokou: But this is a-
Serena: *cuts Gokou off* Use the damn cane!!
Gokou: ok...um..*throws cane at Vejita's head*
Vejita: *Knocked out cold*
Serena: Hooray for Tuxedo Gokou, he's better than Tuxedo Mask!
Darien: Hey!
Lissa and Meg: Dinners ready!
All accept Vejita: Hooray!
Lissa: Since there's a lot of people we decided to have a kiddy table and a grown up table.
Meg: At the kiddy able: Serena, Gokou, Rini, Chaozu, Roshi, Gero, Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo.
Piccolo: What?!
Lissa: We need you to watch them all so they don't hurt themselves with the silverware.
Roshi and Gero: But we want to sit next to the hot girls in mini skirts!
Piccolo: That's not gonna happen. * grabs both of them and throws them in their cage.*
Rini: The beach ball is looking at me funny.
Serena: I think he likes you. *sings* Rini and Beach Ball sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Chaozu: I'm not a beach ball, but I like that song.
Rini: Eeww!!! That's it you’re going down. MOON PRISM POWER * song plays again*
Videl: *Grabs butter knife* Now who the hell is doing that?!
Gohan: *hums quietly along*
Rini: PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK *hits Chaozu knocking him out*
Tien: Oh no, Chaozu! Are you ok??
Yamcha: Do all of you Sailor Moon Characters know how to transform?
All SM chars: Yes *all transform and a load of music starts playing*
Videl: *starts hyperventilating*
Gohan: Videl, honey, don't pop a vein!
Just then, Sean and Kenny walk in.
Sean: Ok Lissa, Meg, we're done with the errands you sent us out on. *sees all SM chars in mini skirts* I'm in heaven! *runs around pinching all butts.*
Kenny: No Sean! I've seen their show! Don't get them mad!
Lita: Too late! *blasts Sean with lightning attack*
Sean: *slightly toasted* I like girls with attitude! Come to papa! * chases Lita around the room avoiding lightning strikes ever so often*
Kenny: What tangled webs we weave.
Sean: Shut up flabby!
Kenny: *tears up*
Amy: *pats Kenny on the shoulder* I don't think you're flabby.
Kenny: <3_<3 Really? Wanna play Go-fish?
Amy: Sure...
Lissa: -_-;; I think this has gotten way out of hand.
Meg: Yea, I think we should send the SM characters home now.
Sean: Can Lita stay?
Lita: NO!
Gokou: Well, can Serena stay? We wanna have a sleep over! Tuxedo Gokou and Sailor Moon shall punish the evil Vejita!
Lissa: Well, I don't know Gokou.
Gokou: Hey, do you wanna be Sailor Scouts too?
Meg and Lissa: Yea! ^_^
Meg: hmm.... I'll be..... I know! NAMEK STAR POWER!!!!
Piccolo: O_O;; What the!?
Lissa: I know! VEJITA STAR POWER!!!
Vejita: Ugh. *rolls eyes*
Serena: Well since I have Tuxedo Gokou-
Darien: What about me?!
Serena: You're not invited to the sleepover. Anyway, as I was saying, since I have Tuxedo Gokou, Piccolo and Vejita can be Tuxedos too!
Meg and Lissa: *evil grin*
Piccolo and Vejita: * Take off running*
Lissa and Meg: Come back! We got tuxedos picked out for you and eveything!
