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A Camping We Will Go!

The girls have gathered everyone in the RR. This includes the Oldies and the Losers. I wonder what they have planned?

Lissa: *ahem* We have decided to take you all…

Vejita: Shut up woman!

Bulma: I wasn’t talking!

Vejita: Sorry, habit.

Lissa: Augh, are you two done?

Vejita and Bulma: *nod*

Lissa: As I was saying, Meg and I have decided to take you all….

Chaozu: STOP POKING ME!!

Kenny: *innocently* I wasn’t doing anything!

Sean: *rolls his eyes*

Meg: THE NEXT PERSON THAT TALKS BEFORE LISSA’S DONE WILL HAVE GARBAGE DUTY UNTIL WE SAY OTHERWISE!

Everyone: *shuts up*

Lissa: Thank you Meg ^^ As I have been trying to say, Meg and I have decided to take you all…CAMPING!!!

Everyone else: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Pasha: Camping! Yay ^^

Ashka: Cool ^^

Meg: We knew you’d love the idea!

Lissa: So, everyone grab whatever you’re taking! No electronics! Get clothes that will last the weekend! We’re going to be outside all day tomorrow, and leaving the next morning! You have 2 hours to get ready!

Everyone: *scramble away to pack*

Meg: This should be interesting ^^

Lissa: Oh yeah…

2 hours later…

Meg: Is everybody here?

Lissa: Take a roll call?

Meg: Kay. Ashka?

Ashka: Here!

Meg: Pasha?

Pasha: Here!

Meg: Trunks?

Trunks: Present!

Meg: *snickers* Goten?

Goten: *bent over a bag of stuff* Right here!

Trunks: What’s so funny?

Meg: Gokou?

Gokou: Are we there yet?

Meg: Not yet hon. Chichi?

Chichi: Here! And I brought my frying pan ^^

Lissa: Great!

Meg: Videl?

Videl: Here! ^^

Meg: Gohan?

Gohan: Here!

Trunks: No seriously, what was funny?

Meg: Vejita?

Vejita: This is stupid ~.~

Meg: Bulma?

Bulma: He-

Vejita: Shut up woman!

Bulma: VEJITA!!!

Meg: O.o;;;; Piccolo?

Piccolo: Here. And though I don’t know why, Roshi and Gero are here too. So are Tien, Yamcha, and Chaozu.

Trunks: Answer meee!

Meg: Check.. Ok, Kenny?

~Silence~

Meg: …Sean?

~Silence, again~

Lissa: Where are Kenny and Sean?!

Meg: KENNETH EUGENE!

Kenny’s voice: Whaaat? Don’t call me that!!

Lissa: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

Meg: And bring your alter-ego with you!

Kenny: *walks into the RR* What?

Sean: *following Kenny* The hell’s going on?

Lissa: You guys! Where are your bags?!

Kenny: Bags?

Meg: Your camping bags!

Sean: We’re not going camping!

Everyone: OH YES YOU ARE!!

Sean: O_O;; Okay, yes we are! *runs out and runs back in carrying a duffel bag* Ready to go! *salutes*

Kenny: Eep! O.o;;; *mimics Sean, and runs back in with a big backpack* Same here! *salutes*

Lissa: That’s better! Oh, Sean, here's a scrunchie for all that blue hair of yours!

Sean: *takes the scrunchie and examines it * I'm NOT wearing this! I don't need it.

Lissa: Your hair almost touches the ground! You are so wearing it!

Sean: No way!

Meg: You are too! If you don't, your hair will get all tangled on the trees and shrubs and animals will try to build homes and....

Lissa: And we'll cut it off! Ò.ó

Sean: O_o; I don't understand why I'm afraid of you two...*reluctantly puts his hair into a low pony tail*

Meg: ^.^ Ok everyone! Outside! We’re going to catch a bus to the campground!

Vejita: ….Bus?

Lissa: Don’t worry, we booked the bus, we’re the only ones on it!

True to her word, the crew were the only ones on the bus. And when they got to the campgrounds, everyone unloaded and took their bags out of the bus. Considering how small the cabins were, and that there were only 5, they split into groups of four. There was one group of 5, since the extra guy(Piccolo)didn’t want to bunk with a group of girls…

Meg: OK! Our cabin is this way, Lissa!

Lissa: C’mon Ashka and Pasha! It’s not like you’re not going to see them for a month or something!

Pasha: *sighs* Later Trunks *kisses him, grabs her bag and runs after Meg and Lissa*

Ashka: *kisses Goten* Bye hon! *runs after Pasha with her camping backpack*

Goten: *waves*

Trunks: C’mon Goten, let’s get to our cabin...

Roshi: *barely managing to drag his duffel bag* Hey! Wait for us!

Gero: Don’t leave us behind!

Trunks: *shudders*

Piccolo: Don’t worry guys, Meg and Lissa said I could bring their cage >D

Goten: Sweeeet

Goten, Trunks, Piccolo, Roshi and Gero go into their cabin, meanwhile…

Sean: Pick up the pace!

Kenny: Shut up Sean!

Sean: Maybe if you didn’t waste your time playing cards you wouldn’t be so flabby!

Kenny: FLABBY?!?!

Meg’s laughter can be heard

Gohan: How does she do that?

Kenny: *shrugs*

Gokou: Camping is fun ^_^

Elsewhere….

Vejita: This sucks ~.~

Yamcha: Like I wanna be in YOUR cabin!

Tien: You’re a murderer!

Chaozu: Yeah!

Vejita: YES, I am a murderer! Now if you want to get out of this ALIVE, you should shut your mouths!!!

Yamcha: *shuts up and runs in the cabin*

Tien: *does the same*

Chaozu: *follows Tien*

Vejita: Maybe this isn’t so bad after all…

And our last group….

Chichi: I think this is going to be fun!

Videl: Same here!

Bulma: It’s going to be weird without electronics *.*

Videl: Don’t worry Bulma, we’ll help you out ^^

Since it was late, everyone went to sleep. When morning came, everyone met at the flagpole in the middle of the 5 cabins. They all had on either shorts or cargo pants, and a T-shirt…

Lissa: *wearing a baseball cap* Morning everybody! I trust you slept well ^^

Pasha: You snore!!

Meg: *has sunglasses on her head* Hehehe…

Ashka: Meg talks in her sleep O.o;

Meg: So do you ~.~

Gero: Piccolo put us in cages!!

Roshi: And he took my magazines away!

Piccolo: We need fuel for the ….. Bonfire

Videl: Bonfires rock ^.^

Yamcha: Every time one of us would talk, Vejita would threaten to kill us!!

Vejita: *grins* I slept very well!

Kenny: Sean almost stabbed me with his sword!!

Lissa: Really?

Sean: I thought he was a bear. Must be all that FLAB!

Meg: *smirks*

Kenny: I’m not flabby!! Shut up!!

Goten: *grins*

Pasha: So what’s the schedule for today?

Meg: We’re splitting into groups. One group is going hiking, and the other is too, but in a different direction. The paths loop around, so we should meet in an hour or two.

Kenny: Hiking?

Sean: Maybe you’ll lose some weight ^_^

Kenny: I’m not fat!! Shut up!!

Sean: That’s right, you’re not fat, you’re selectively plump!

Meg: *cackles*

Lissa: Ok ^^;; I’ll read the list for the two teams:
My group is:
Me
Pasha
Goten
Videl
Vejita
Gero… *shudders*

Meg: Would you rather have Roshi?

Lissa: No!!! *continues her list*
Chichi
Piccolo
Kenny
Yamcha? No way! I’ll take Tien

Meg: *shrugs* No problem there. That was just the way the names were listed on the role-call sheet. Skip a person here and there and voila, group.

Tien: You’re so smart Meg!

Meg: ….Eh….

Chaozu: I don’t want to go with the whore!

Kenny: You can come with our group if you want! *evil grin*

Chaozu: …..Changed my mind

Meg: Ok, my group line up!

Meg’s group: *lines up*

Lissa: So you go that way and loop up the mountain, and we go the other way and loop up the mountain, and meet at the top. Right?

Meg: Yup. And our only form of communication is Ashka and Pasha

Pasha: What?

Lissa: You have that telepathic link thing going on, and since we didn’t bring walkie talkies…

Ashka: Oh, ok. No problem.

Lissa: Ok group! MARCH!

Lissa’s group: *march to the east*

Meg: See ya later guys! *waves*

Roshi: GOOD BYE MY LOVE! I long to see you at the top of the mountain!

Yamcha: Not if I get there first!

Meg: If you two don’t SHUT UP I’ll push you both OFF the mountain! NOW MARCH! *points to the west*

Meg’s group: *marches to the west*

Well, 10 minutes later, they’re still and the base of the mountain. Let’s check on Lissa’s group…

Lissa: I love hiking ^^

Pasha: You two separated me and Trunks on purpose ~.~

Lissa: Well, we couldn’t have you two mysteriously vanishing now could we?

Pasha: *blushes*

Lissa: That goes for you and Ashka too, Goten!

Goten: Heh heh ^_^

Gero: Did you do that with Meg and I as well?

Piccolo: *smacks Gero* No! *points to Tien* Don’t you get any ideas either!

Tien: *pouts*

Lissa: Ok, I guess we can start up the mountain now!

Kenny: Aw man…

Vejita: Your alter-ego called you flabby and lazy, and yet you still persist? Why don’t you try and show him how wrong he is? You’re so clueless!!

Kenny: Oh shut up ~.~

Chichi: Ken, you’re lucky I don’t have my frying pan! Stop holding up the group! Get hiking!

Kenny: *sighs and starts hiking*

Hehe ^^ Well, let’s check on how Meg’s group is doing while they hike up the other side of the mountain…

Ashka: *gasp* Meg! Pasha just told me why you and Lissa separated me and Goten!

Meg: Hee ^^ Is it not true?

Ashka: I uh….Hehe ^^;;

Gohan: Wow dad, you’re a hiking machine!

Gokou: Bet I can beat you to the top!

Gohan: You’re on! *levitates*

Meg: I don’t think so!

Gokou: What?

Meg: We’re roughing it! No flying! No powers!

Gokou and Gohan: Aww….

Sean: I’m a survivor, I’m gonna make it…

Meg: *stops and stares at Sean* …Destiny’s Child?

Sean: Kenny was singing it >.<

Meg: I’m sure ^^

Chaozu: Shut up and march, whore!

Sean: Both of you shut up! You're giving me a headache!

Meg: Go back to singing! Maybe I shoulda taken Gero with me so he could bicker with the clown to distract him ~.~

Gohan: Now you’re talking crazy!

Bulma: Meg listen to yourself, you said you should’ve taken Gero with you!

Roshi: Don’t diss my homie!

Meg’s group: ……….O.o

Yamcha: Master Roshi, when will you find a way to get us back to our own world?

Roshi: To a world without Lissa?! Never!!

Trunks: I’d rather rely on Gokou to get us home!

Yamcha: Gokou has been brainwashed!

Meg: OH GIVE IT UP!!!

Ok, it seems Lissa’s group is doing better ^^; But now that they’re halfway up the mountain, have things changed?…

Gero: Who wants to hear my poem for Meg?

Tien: NOBODY DOES!

Lissa: He’s right, for once. Shut up and hike Gero!

Kenny: Are we there yet?

Vejita: I am ashamed for Sean, to have an alter-ego like you ~.~

Kenny: Stop bugging me! I could destroy him! But he has that damn sword....

Pasha: Sean was right, you are lazy!

Goten: *pokes Kenny’s arm* FLABBY!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Kenny: GAH!!!!

Lissa: *turns around* Stop picking on Kenny!

Videl: Are we almost there?

Lissa: Should be

Tien: Uh, what exactly are we going to do when we get up there?

Lissa: *shrugs* I dunno

Kenny: Aw man….

And back to Meg’s group, they’re almost at the top….

Sean: I wonder if Kenny’s complaining yet. Probably

Ashka: Hold on lemme ask… *pauses* Yup. He is

Meg: Hmm….OH! I SEE THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!

Meg’s group: *cheer and scramble up the mountain, just in time to see Lissa’s group come over the other side*

Lissa: Hi!

Meg: Hey!

Chaozu: *floats away from Meg’s group* Finally, away from the pole-dancer….

Meg: I’m not a pole-dancer!! I hope Trowa hears you say that one day! He’ll take his Gundam and beat your ass into the ground!!

Chaozu: I’m really scared of a big robot!

Meg: YOU SHOULD BE!

Tien: Trowa ~.~

Pasha: So now what?

Lissa: We take the chair-lift back down.

Ashka: Chair-lift?

Lissa: *points to the chair-lift on the south side of the hill*

Goten: Sweeeeet!

Meg: No making out on the chair-lift!

Ashka, Pasha, Trunks, and Goten: Awwww….

Bulma: *sarcastically* What a disappointment.

Vejita: *sarcastically* Come now woman, you know you want me! *smirks*

Bulma: *doubles over laughing*

Meg: Aw, how cute ^.^

Videl: *latches onto Gohan’s arm* Let’s go!

Gohan: But it’s not working!

Bulma: Oh I can fix that! *goes into the little shack next to the chair-lift and pulls a lever. The chair-lift comes to life instantly*

Vejita: That’s my girl! *snorts and fights laughter*

Bulma: *laughs and gets on the chair-lift with Vejita after Gohan and Videl are on*

Lissa: They’re cute together when Vejita isn’t being a total jerk ^^

Ashka: C’mon Goten! *drags Goten over to the lift and they disappear over the hill*

Meg: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT NO MAKING OUT ON THE CHAIR-LIFT! THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT!

Pasha: Punishment?

Lissa: We CAN prevent you from seeing each other!

Pasha: *gasps* Oh man, c’mon Trunks! *she and Trunks disappear over the mountain on the chair lift*

Chichi: C’mon Gokou! *drags Gokou to the lift*

Yamcha and Tien: *get on the lift together, and Chaozu sits between them*

Piccolo: *forces Gero and Roshi onto the lift together*

Meg: Thanks Piccolo ^^

Piccolo: *nods and levitates, flying over the edge of the mountain and downwards from there*

Sean: I’m not going on with you! The lift might break!

Kenny: I’M NOT FAT!!!

Lissa: You two are such babies!! C’mon Kenny! *drags Kenny to the lift*

Sean: *shrugs* Less chance for me to die! C’mon Meggie!

And so, eventually everyone made it down the lift. This group sure is slow! Anyways, it was nighttime and everyone was seated on benches around a big bonfire, courtesy of Pasha….

Pasha: *sitting next to Trunks, with his arm around her shoulders* This was fun, I’m kinda sad to be leaving tomorrow morning

Kenny: Despite the fact that Sean and others pestered me the whole way through, I enjoyed myself

Sean: I’m sorry Ken, this experience has taught me a lot, and you aren’t as fat as before. You’re just plump and lazy.

Kenny: I’m the same as you!! The only things different are our hair's color and length, and random facial features! I’m the same as you in every way! DUH!

Sean: *pats Kenny on the back* That’s right Ken

Lissa: I got to see Bulma and Vejita enjoy each others’ company ^^

Meg: Me too ^^

Bulma: I actually enjoyed Vejita’s company, for once

Vejita: You’ve enjoyed my company before! How the hell do you think HE got here? *points to Trunks*

Bulma: *blushes deep red*

Meg: *snorts, trying to keep from laughing*

Lissa: *has her hand over her mouth to sustain laughter*

Trunks: Aw man >< *blushes too*

Ashka: *snickers*

Videl: You’re so funny Vejita ^.^

Everyone but Vejita: *explode into laughter*

Vejita: What? Why’s everybody laughing? I was being serious!

Heehee, and after half an hour of just sitting around, everyone retreated to their cabins and passed out as soon as they hit their pillows(or in Gero and Roshi’s case, the floor). The next morning, everyone slowly gathered to wait for the bus…

Meg: Wakey wakey everybody! Time to go back to the RR!

Ashka: This trip was actually fun ^^

Videl: Yeah ^^

Meg: It would’ve been nice to have the Gundam boys around, but you guys are cool too ^.^

Pasha: ….Was that a compliment or an insult?

Trunks: *shrugs*

Kenny: *comes running from his cabin, followed by Gohan and Gokou* SEAN HAS GAS!!!

Meg: Oh gawd! *cracks up*

Gohan: It’s not funny! We were just finishing packing our bags and suddenly this loud noise was heard that was like, PPPFFFPPHHTTT! And then there was this smell and Sean was laughing his ass off and we barely got out alive!!

Lissa: Ew that’s so gross! *snickers*

Sean: *marches out of the cabin with a proud look on his face*

Goten: Well, look who it is. Mister Flatulence himself!

Sean: *grins* Gooood morning!

Meg: *snickers* Morning Sean! *watches the bus pull up* Ok everybody pile in!

Everybody: *get on the bus*

About halfway back to the RR….

PPPPFFFFFHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!

Everybody: GAAH! SEEAAAAN!!! QUICK! OPEN A WINDOW!!!

Sean: *cackles*

Fin ^^

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