After Lissa's sisters had left for good, the Gundam Wing boys decided to stay the night at the RR since they didn't feel like walking back. Sable was allowed to sleep with Gokou. The boys all slept in the living room, and Ashka and Pasha made sure Meg and Lissa remained in their rooms. ^^ Now it's early morning, and Gohan is tinkering around in the kitchen. It looks like he's the only one awake...
Gohan: *playing with metallic things and glue* This'll be the greatest! I may not have built it in a lab, but damnit, this will be a WONDERFUL experiment! I'll have that time machine built and then go back in time to when they still trusted me with a lab! And then nobody will stop me from finding a way back home!
Videl: *walks into the kitchen rubbing her eyes sleepily* Gohan? What are you doing in here?
Gohan: What are you doing up so early?
Videl: I couldn't sleep without hearing you talking.
Gohan: Talking?
Videl: ...You DO know you talk in your sleep, right?
Gohan: Videl, don't be silly. Of course I don't talk in my sleep.
Videl: *rolls her eyes* Ooookaaay. So what are you doing?
Gohan: I'm building a time machine so I can go back to where I had a lab then build a machine to take us all back home. *glues a fork to his project*
Videl: *blinks*
Gohan: *looks up* What?
Videl: Um... nothing. It's just that I don't think anybody's thought about leaving here since like the first day. We all just kinda.... started living together. Kinda like a family, you know?
Gohan: Hm..
Videl: And the Gundam Wing boys, they're like distant cousins we kinda just met but are starting to get used to too. And the Final Fantasy people are like... estranged cousins.
Gohan: *arches an eyebrow* Estranged?
Videl: Well yeah. They're a little weird. They're scared of dinosaurs! And did you see that guy with the TATTOO? What kind of nut would do that to their face?
Gohan: *smirks* Well, I'm still going to build my machine.
Videl: *bites her lip* If you promise not to build a machine to take us back home, I'll help you.
Gohan: ...Okay.
Awww... looks like they actually WANT to be here! Isn't that sweet? Of course it is. Anyway, an hour later everybody's still asleep except Gohan, Videl, and I think the Wing boys are waking up...
Duo: *gets kicked in the ass and wakes up abruptly* Holy crap. That brings back memories. *eyes Trowa* Damned people that kick in their sleep.
Trowa: *ignores Duo and rolls over into Quatre*
Quatre: *eyes snap open* TEA TIME!
Wing boys: *dive away from Quatre*
Heero: *rubs his eyes* That was NOT how I wanted to wake up this morning.
Duo: *eyeing Quatre warily* Yeah well, at least you weren't kicked in the ass. *glares at Trowa*
Trowa: *sweatdrops* I do not kick.
Quatre, Duo and Wufei: Yes you do!
Trowa: *frowns and looks at Heero*
Heero: *shrugs* I heard their horror stories and decided never to sleep next to you.
Quatre: *stands up and brushes himself off* Well! It's tea time! Come on guys! *waves his arm and starts marching to the kitchen*
Wing boys: *grumble and shift around*
Quatre: *turns around and glares* I SAID it's TEA TIME! Now get your asses off the goddamn floor!
Wing boys: *eyes widen and jump to their feet, hurrying after Quatre*
Duo: Jeez, it's not even breakfast time yet and we already upset the ticking time bomb!
Heero: No, if we'd upset him he'd be bawling on the floor. We just pissed him off.
Trowa: He swore. That's BAD.
Duo: No kidding, Trowa.
Quatre: *spots Videl and Gohan* Good morning! Would you like some tea?
Videl: *holding a spoon in place while Gohan glues it on* Oh sure Quatre, that'd be great.
Quatre: *looks ecstatic then makes his way to the counter* You... don't have a teapot?
Gohan: *spies the teapot in his machine and covers it with his hands* No Quat, sorry. Some evil people came and smashed it! We were so upset.
Duo: *sweatdrops* Hey, Q-man? Didn't you bring YOUR tea pot with you?
Quatre: *gasps* You're right! *runs to get it*
Wufei: The great Wufei thinks that was a smart move, braided idiot.
Duo: Gee, thanks Wu-bear.
Wufei: The great Wufei would like to remind you that his name is WUFEI and not WU-BEAR.
Heero: *watching Gohan and Videl suspiciously* A time machine?
Duo: *distractedly* Yeah, whatever Wu-bear. *watches the three around the table*
Gohan: *blinks and looks up* How'd you know?
Heero: You built it wrong. You need another fork here, and..
Gohan: *eyes narrow* Don't tell me how to build my machine, little boy.
Heero: Fine. But you did it wrong.
Duo: I didn't know you knew how to build a time machine, Heero! Why didn't you ever make one?
Heero: *shrugs* Nobody ever asked.
Videl: *grins* Is it done?
Gohan: I think so!
Wufei: *looks at the machine* The Great Wufei wants to know where the ON button is.
Gohan: It's right here. *points it out and looks around* You guys wanna watch me try it out?
Duo: Sure!
Heero: *sweats*
Trowa: I have a bad feeling about this...
Gohan: *turns the machine* Okay, Videl, ON button please!
Heero: *pales* Ummm...
Quatre: I found my tea pot! *peeks in between Heero and Trowa* What's going on?
Gohan: Lab, here I come! *pushes on button*
Heero: *steps backwards* SHI-!
~BIG SUPER DUPER GREEN FLASHY THINGY~
Gohan: *blinks* Nothing happened?
Videl: *inspects the machine* Hmm...
Gohan: Did you see anything happen guys? ....Guys?
Heero's voice: *sounds younger* See! I knew it was backwards!!
Videl: *peeks around the corner to see five younger versions of Gundam pilots* .....Oh crap.
On the floor the Wing Boys are struggling back onto their feet. Duo stands up first, his clothes having shrunk with him and his braid still reaching his ass.... only they're much much smaller. Heero stands up next to him, glaring at Gohan for all he's worth. His tank top hangs down to his thighs now, and his spandex is a little looser. His hair still hangs in his eyes, though, and he's roughly the same height as Duo. Quatre is on the floor next to him, fascinated by his now-little teapot. When he smiles he only has baby teeth, and if he stood he'd be shorter than Heero. Trowa is frowning at them from his place next to Quatre, his unibang now barely reaching his eyes. He's the tallest of the bunch, though only an inch or two higher than Duo. Wufei is crying next to him, his blue tanktop is now baggy and his white pants cover his feet because they're so long. His elastic band that he used to hold his hair back with remained large and he's waving it around crying "injustice" as his chin-length hair swishes freely. If he were to stand he'd be the same height as Heero.
Gohan: *pales* What have I done?
Heero: You made us little kids!
Duo: Duuuh!
Videl: I don't get it. Why did some of their clothes shrink perfectly, *gestures to Trowa, Quatre, and Duo* and the others get a little baggier? *gestures to Heero and Wufei*
Gohan: Hm. I don't know.
Heero: Omae o korosu! *whips out a little gun* ....My gun! It's little!
Duo: *giggles insanely*
Heero: Shut up, baka! *bops Duo on the head*
Duo: *eyes narrow* I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL! *dives at Heero and they start wrestling*
Wufei: *wipes his eyes and tugs on Videl's pants* Onnaaa....
Videl: *looks down at Wufei* Aw! You're kinda cute when you're chibi! *picks him up*
Wufei: *grins* Onna, I'm hungwy!
Videl: *sweatdrops* Chibi talk. Wonderful.
Quatre: *aims his little chibi eyes at Gohan and speaks really quiet* Tea time?
Gohan: Um... you're too young for tea.
Quatre: *eyes widen and bottom lip quivers* Wha...what?
Gohan: Err... *picks up Quatre* Well, you remember what Sean told you about tea being illegal for young kids?
Quatre: But... but! My tea!
Gohan: *panics* I... can make you some iced tea? Do you want some iced tea?
Duo: *abandons his fight with Heero* I DO I DO! *jumps up and down*
Heero: *stands up and brushes himself off* Me too!
Trowa: *does little acrobatic moves and jumps onto the table*
Videl: *jumps back in surprise*
Trowa: *looks up calmly* Me three.
Videl: *gushes* Trowa! Your eyes are so pretty!
Trowa: *blushes and falters, tumbling off the table and onto Duo*
Duo: OW! Stupid Trowa! Gerroff! *shoves him*
Wufei: Onnaaaaa...
Videl: *blinks* Yes?
Wufei: *whispers*
Videl: Aww ^^ Gohan, better make that five iced teas.
Quatre: *frowns* Aren't you two having tea?
Meg: *walks in rubbing her eyes and yawning* What the hell's making so much noise in... .... ....Oh my god. *eyes Heero* CHIBI HEE-KUN! WAI! *picks up Heero and twirls him around* You're SOOOOO cute!
Heero: *turns red*
Meg: Awwwwww! *hugs Heero*
Lissa: *peeks into the kitchen* What's going on?
Duo: Lissa! Lissa! Lissa! *hops over to Lissa*
Lissa: Oh my god! *looks at Gohan, who's making iced tea and holding Quatre* What did you do?
Heero: *looks proud* I told him he built it wrong!
Gohan: *sweatdrops* Well....
Meg: Who CARES what he did! They're all so cute! *shifts Heero in her arms and pets Trowa's hair*
Trowa: Um... heh. ^_^;
Lissa: *gasps* You can see his eyes!
Meg: Awww!
Duo: *pouts* Pick me up!
Lissa: Oh... oops! *picks up Duo* Sorry sweetie.
Duo: *snuggles and sticks his thumb in his mouth*
Lissa: Aww! ^^
Ashka: *walks in dragging Goten* Hi everybody!
Wufei: Hewwo onna.
Ashka: *screams ans latches onto Goten*
Goten: *blinks at Wufei then at Ashka* Ashi?
Ashka: Demons... demons everywhere! >.<
Pasha: What happened? I heard Ashka's wimpy scream!
Wufei: *blinks and shoves his thumb in his mouth*
Meg: ...Ummmm.... Hi Pashi ^^
Pasha: ....What's with all the little kids?
Ashka: DEMONS!
Pasha: *grins* Oh, I get it now.
Trunks: Why the hell is Ashka screaming? Are Lissa's sisters here again?
All: No!
Duo: Thank gawd.
Trunks: Holy crap! What happened to Duo?! And Heero? And.. Quatre? And Trowa? And Wufei? Gohan! What did you do?
Gohan: *sweatdrops*
Videl: Um, Gohan? I think we're going to need more iced tea...
Videl and Gohan shooed everyone from the kitchen and they all assembled in the living room instead. Eventually they were joined by the rest of the cast, and Wufei, to everyone's amusement, stayed as close to Sean as possible. Trunks sat on the couch, with Pasha on the floor between his knees with Trowa sitting on her lap. Lissa is lying on her side on the other couch with Duo lying in front of her sleeping. Meg is curled up at the end with Heero in her lap. Quatre, also to everyone's amusement, decided that he liked Ashka best and began to follow her around...
Ashka: *hisses* Demon!
Quatre: *watery eyes* Aaaasssshhhkaaaaa!
Ashka: *hisses again and hides behind Goten*
Quatre: *sniffles*
Pasha: *petting Trowa's hair* Oh come on Ashi. We know you love kids. It's Meg that despises them.
Trowa: *makes noises akin to purring*
Meg: *sweatdrops* Yeah well, sometimes I like kids. When they're not annoying little brats running around my front yard screaming.
Wufei: But I thawt you wiked Duo?
Wufei continues to talk in chibi-speak, but thankfully is the only one...
Meg: Er... He doesn't count.
Wufei: Otay. *edges closer to Sean*
Kenny: *grins* I think you're his favorite, Sean.
Sean: Yeah. v_v Though I don't understand why.
Pasha: *leans her head against Trunks' knee* Maybe he senses the paternal instinct in you?
Sean: I'm afraid all the paternal instincts in this room belong to you, Pish.
Meg: Yeah, no kidding. *adjusts Heero and sits up a bit more* How the hell'd you get so good with kids anyways?
Ashka, Pasha, Trunks & Goten: Neices and nephews.
Goten: *shudders*
Ashka: *eyes Quatre*
Quatre: *makes pitiful watery chibi eyes at Ashka*
~Click!~
Goten: Go on, Ashi. He's not going to bite you.
Heero: Yeah! He's not Duo.
Duo: *opens one eye lazily* I 'eard dat.
Heero: *arches a puny eyebrow* Whatcha gonna do about it?
Duo: I'ma kick yer ass 'fter my sleep
Heero: Yeah. *crosses his arms and leans back on Meg* You wish you could.
Chaozu: I could kill you all! I'm BIGGER than ALL OF YOU! *points at the chibis* BWAHAHA!
Heero: *whips out his mini gun* Omae o korosu.
Chaozu: HA! You think your measely little bullet scares me?
Heero: *squeezes the trigger and hits Chaozu with several streams of water*
Chaozu: *screeches, covers his eyes and runs away*
~Click!~
Heero: *cackles*
Trowa: Wow! *tilts his head back and looks at Pasha* Didja see that?
Pasha: ^.^ Amazing.
Duo: *whines and rolls off the couch* I can't sleep now! Stupid Heero!
Heero: *sticks out his tongue*
Quatre: *latched onto Ashka's arm* Are they going to fight?
Ashka: Um... maybe.
Quatre: You don't know?
Ashka: My name is Ashka, not Miss Cleo.
Trowa: I can tell fortunes!
Pasha: *pets his hair* Of course you can sweetie.
~Click!~
Duo: C'mon Heero, I'll fight you!
Heero: *hops down to the floor* Kay.
Duo: But... you have a weapon! *frowns* Melissa!
Lissa: *blinks* What?
Duo: I need a weapon!
Lissa: ...Um.... okay. *snaps her fingers and a little plastic scythe appears*
Duo: *eyes sparkle* Woooow!
Heero: *looks at Meg expectantly*
Meg: Yeah yeah... *claps her hands and a little plastic thermal sword appears*
Heero: Mwahahaha!
Meg: *rolls her eyes*
Duo: En guarde! *holds his scythe with both hands towards Heero*
Heero: *poses with his sword sticking forward and his other hand back in the air*
~Click!~
Duo: ARGH! *lunges*
Meg: *sweatdrops*
Ashka: *frowns, holding Quatre in her lap like Pasha and Trowa* Don't hurt each other!
Duo: *rubs his cheek* I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL! *dives*
Lissa: ...You forgot your weapon, Duo.
Heero: *tosses his sword aside and lunges at Duo*
Bulma: They're going to kill each other!
Meg: Naah.
~Click!~
Chichi: Do you hear something?
Gokou: *blinks* No?
Lissa: They're Gundam pilots. They're destructive by nature.
Trunks: ....Is that iced tea ever going to show up?
Alex: *marches out of her room* Okay twits, this is the second day in a row that I've heard little children in here! Did you open a daycare or something?
All Wing Boys: *stop and stare at Alex*
Alex: .......Oh my god. *runs away*
Heero & Duo: *continue wrestling*
Gohan: *rushes in* I've fixed it! *slams a button on the machine*
~BIG SUPER DUPER GREEN FLASHY THINGY~
Heero: *now normal size, pinning Duo to the floor* .....! *eyes widen and jumps away*
Duo: *coughs* Ahem. Okay. That was odd. *sits up*
Sean: *arches an eyebrow at Wufei* Would you kindly get off my lap, Wufei?
Wufei: *eeps and leaps away* Injustice!
Quatre: *sweatdrops and crawls off Ashka's lap*
Goten: *frowns at Gohan* She was JUST getting over her fear of small children!
Ashka: *sweatdrops and latches onto Goten*
Pasha: *is sitting crosslegged between Trunks' legs with Trowa sitting in front of her* Yeah well, it was fun while it lasted. *pets Trowa's hair*
Trowa: ^_^
Gokou: *reluctantly gives Sable to Trowa*
Trowa: Thank you.
Gohan: Heh heh ^_^;;
Lissa: Oh my god! We didn't take pictures of them!
Wing boys: Yes!
Videl: Umm... *holds up camera* I did ^^;
Wing boys: ...Nooo!
All girls: Yes!
Videl: Um... Iced tea anybody? ^^;;
After their iced tea the GW boys left, and after being refused the camera, they all pouted and trudged away. I guess there's a little chibi living inside all of them, huh? ^^;;;;;;;;;;
