It’s around 11:30 at night and The DBZ crew is quietly sitting in the RR. Except Pasha and Trunks, who are off in the corner arguing about something retarded, and Ashka and Goten are playing pirates with paper boats. The rest are normally minding their own business, doing whatever their little hearts desire. Gokou is…..reading? Anyway, Gokou is reading the…..the newspaper? o.O Well, he’s reading the newspaper and a certain article seems to have caught his eye…..
Ashka: ARGH! Ahoy matey! Prepareth to walketh thy plank and plunge to thy DOOM!
Goten: Back wench! For I possess the power of the Golden Sword of El Cappuccino!
Ashka: *gasps and points her paper sword at Goten* Thus! A duel!
Goten: Unguard! *jumps into a fencing position*
Pasha: Paper umbrellas are not worthless!
Trunks: Yes they are! Look at it *waves the paper umbrella around*….it’s a waste of space!
Pasha: You’re a waste of space!
Trunks: I am not!
Pasha: Then take it back and apologize to my paper umbrella! *grabs her umbrella back and shoves it in Trunks’ face*
Trunks: I’m not apologizing to a little dinky umbrella!
Vejita: Would you two be QUIET! My God! Show some respect for yourself Trunks!
Trunks: ~.~
Pasha: Haha.
Trunks: *tackles Pasha*
Pasha: Eek!
Ashka and Goten: Hehe
Vejita: And you two!
Ashka and Goten: Us?
Vejita: Yes! Shut your mouths and throw that paper away! The four of you, stop acting like children!
Ashka and Goten: *look at each other and blink*
Pasha and Trunks: *look over at Ash and Goten*
Goten: *tosses some paper over to Trunks and Pasha*
All four: *throw their crumpled paper wads, paper boats, hats, and swords at Vejita*
Ashka and Pasha: Hee ^.^
Vejita: *growls*
Gokou: *tilts his head, still reading the newspaper* Hm…Dodge Ball Camp.
Everyone: o.O
Gokou: It says right here in the paper, “all who love and cherish the game of dodge ball will truly love this new and exiting camp. If dodge ball’s your game, we’re game for you.” …..what the heck does that mean? ….um, where was I….”If dodge ball’s…..” read that….oh right, “So call 1-800-DODGE-US today and sign up for the best camp you’ll ever attend.”
Vejita: Kakarott….
Gokou: What?
Vejita: Shut up.
Gokou: *blinks* what’d I do?
Meg: Nothing Gokou, don’t mind Vejita, he’s just A BIG OLD FART!
Vejita: What’d you say?
Meg: You heard me. And don’t even THINK about powering up an attack little boy! You know what happens when you anger a WEBMISTRESS!
Vejita: Ugh! *rolls his eyes angrily and relaxes*
Meg: Heh, that’s what I thought. Now, what were you saying before Gokou?
Gokou: I was reading something about Dodge Ball Camp in the paper.
Lissa: Oh my GAWD! Dodge ball camp! Let’s sign up!
Meg: Yeah!
Everyone else: Uh…..
Lissa: *raises an eyebrow* You all dare defy the all-powerful Webmistresses?
Everyone else: No no no no! We’ll do it!
Lissa: *nods her head approvingly* Yeah, that’s right.
Meg: What was that number again?
Gokou: 1-800-DODGE-US
Meg: Okies. *dials it*
Dodge Ball Camp guy: *answers with a dull…not to thrilled about his job voice* Dodge Ball Camp, how many I help you?
Meg: Yes…I’d like to apply to this camp of yours.
DBC guy: Isn’t it a little late?
Meg: Um….yes, but that’s not….the point?
DBC guy: What...ever, are you joining alone?
Meg: Nope, I’m bringing 1…2…14 other people with me.
DBC guy: alright, uh…come on down here tomorrow with the newspaper add and we’ll set you up.
Meg: Great! Thanks.
DBC guy: Yeah….right *click*
Meg: *blinks* Ookay….anyway, we’re going to dodge ball camp!
Lissa: *stares, tapping her foot*
Everyone: Hooray! o.O
Lissa and Meg: ^.^ very good.
Everyone: ^.^;;
Vejita: I can’t believe we’re going to…..dodge ball camp!
Bulma: Shut up Vejita, and go to bed, we have to get up early tomorrow.
Vejita: Don’t order me around, woman.
Bulma: I’ll order you to rip your teeth out and you’ll do it.
Vejita: *grumbles*
Bulma: Now go to sleep.
Vejita: Fine…
Lissa: *screams….very…very loudly*
Everyone: O.O;
Vejita: Who the hell is screaming at this time of night?!
Lissa: ROSHI! GET OUT!!!
Roshi: *drools*
Lissa: NOOOOW!
Gohan: What the? *walks over to Lissa’s special room* O.O
Lissa: AAAHH!!
Gohan: I’m sorry Lissa! I didn’t mean to! *runs out of the room*
Lissa: Idiot! Take him with you!!
Gohan: *grabs Roshi and runs like a rabid weasel*
Roshi: No! Let me go you fiend! She’s so beautiful when half dressed!
Gohan: Oh gawd…
Meg: What the fuji is going on?
Lissa: *storms out of her “special webmistress room”* Roshi walked in on me while I was CHANGING!
Meg: * ’s face turns red trying to keep from laughing*
Lissa: It’s not funny!
Meg: *bursts out laughing* Yes it is!
Lissa: Oh yeah! I’ll show you what’s funny one of these days!
Meg: Lissa, go back to your room, I’ll lock Roshi in his in a sec, ok?
Lissa: Good…..never let him out of there again or I’ll kill him.
Meg: *pushes Lissa back into her room* Ugh…now where is that dirty old maa…AN! *falls onto the floor, Gero nearing in on her face*
Gero: Meg my sweet!
Meg: *screams* Get off get off get off get oooooff!!! *kicks Gero into a wall* ew ew ew ew!!
Gero: Waah! Ow…
Meg: Gero! GO….TO….BED!
Gero: I will, only if I can sleep in your room.
Piccolo: Go to bed, Gero!! *stares at him, eye twitching and lip curling up*
Gero: AH! *runs to his cage like room and hides under the bed*
Meg: Don’t forget about Lissa, do you know what Roshi did to her!?
Piccolo: Yes I do…
Roshi: Uh oh…no please! Have mercy mister Piccolo!
Piccolo: Then go to your room and don’t come out!
Roshi: Going!
Meg: Thanks Piccolo
Piccolo: No problem.
Meg: *skips off to bed*
Piccolo: *eyes Roshi*
Roshi: *whimpers*
~The next morning, all are up and getting ready to leave for Dodge Ball Camp, though, of course…not everyone’s excited.~
Lissa: *cackles silently* Hey Gero….come here.
Gero: *blinks*
Lissa: Come HERE!
Gero: *walks over*
Lissa: God! Anyway….I know something you wanna know.
Gero: And that is?
Lissa: Where Meg is at this very second….
Gero: TELL ME!
Lissa: *whispers the secret location*
Gero: oh my GOD! REALLY?!
Lissa: Yes….quick, she’s probably almost done!
Gero: *takes off running towards the bathroom*
Lissa: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Trunks: o.O
Lissa: What are you looking at!?
Trunks: Nothing….
Lissa: Yeah….that’s right.
~In the bathroom….~
Meg: *screams louder than bloody murder*
Lissa: AAAHAHAHAHAHAA! REVENGE!
Meg: GERO! What the hell are you doing in here, GET OUT!!!!
Gero: *drools* Meg….in a towel….ahh, now I know what Heaven really is.
Meg: LISSA! I’m going to KILL YOU…SAVAGLY!
Lissa: *cackles*
Meg: *kicks Gero to kingdom come* *slams the bathroom door*
Pasha: That……was cruel.
Lissa: I know.
Pasha: Yet….so brilliant.
Lissa: ^.^
Videl: Um, Lissa?
Lissa: Yeah?
Videl: We have to be there in about…..15 minutes.
Lissa: What!
Videl: Yeah….
Lissa: Hey, listen up everyone! We’ve got 5 more minutes to get ready, let’s go!
Ashka: Five minutes! Are you crazy! I can’t look perfect in five minutes!
Goten: Ashi, you look beautiful.
Ashka: Aw! o^.^o *hugs Goten*
Goten: ^.^
Lissa: Yes, yes, that’s very cute, but let’s go!
Goten and Ashka: Ok!
Lissa: Meg?!
Meg: WHAT!
Lissa: O.O
Trunks: She sounds like she’s gonna kill you.
Lissa: She probably will.
Trunks: Good luck.
Lissa: Yeah….*ahem* anyway, are you ready yet?
Meg: *walks out, armed to kill* *says in a weird….out of it voice* yes…
Lissa: o.O
Meg: *charges* Dieeee!!!!!!!
Lissa: AAAAHHHHH!!! *takes off running, arms outstretched, terror stricken face*
Meg: *shouts Indian war calls*
Lissa: Aaah! Meg, put the scissors down!!
Meg: Come here….I wanna give you a HAIR CUT! *cackles insanely*
Trunks: Are too.
Pasha: Are not.
Trunks: Are too!
Pasha: *scoffs* Are not!
Lissa: Mooooove!
Pasha and Trunks: Huh? O.O
Lissa: MOOVE!
Meg: *giggles insanely*
Pasha: *screams and jumps onto Trunks*
Trunks: Gah!
Lissa: *runs like mad passed the two*
Videl: Ok now we only 10 minutes!
Lissa: Man!
Meg: Snip snip snip! Hahahaha!
Vejita: …Idiots
Lissa: Meg, I’m really sorry!
Meg: You are?
Lissa: Yes!
Meg: Oh. *stops and throws the scissors somewhere* ok ^.^
Lissa: O.O
Meg: Let’s go.
Lissa: *stands speechless*
Meg: Well, are we going or not?
Lissa: Yeah…ok, um, people, we’re on our way to dodge ball camp!
Everyone: Great.
Lissa and Meg: …..
Everyone: *looks at one another and then back at Meg and Lissa* HOORAY!
Lissa and Meg: ^.^
~And so, the entire group heads towards their destination: Dodge Ball Camp, dragging their luggage behind them. Little do they know dodge ball isn’t all they’re going to play…~
