~A few minutes later, the entire group busts out the door, carrying whatever luggage they packed, and head towards the camp. Pash and Ash seem to be enjoying themselves singing Disney songs the whole way there.~
Pasha: *skips down the road, her luggage floating around her* Who puts the ‘glad’ in gladiator?
Ashka: *skips next to Pasha, her luggage also floating* HERCULES!!
Pasha: Whose daring deeds are great the-a-ter?
Ashka: HERCULES!!
Pasha: Isn’t he bold? *flexes her muscles*
Ashka: Nobody braver!
Pasha: Isn’t he sweet? *gets goo-goo-eyes and makes kissing sounds*
Vejita: Nothing! No more singing! I can’t take these disney songs anymore!
Ashka: *sniffles* But…disney is so much fun to sing.
Vejita: No they’re not!
Lissa: Doesn’t matter, there’s no time, we’re here!
Vejita: Thank God!
Pasha: Curses…
Meg: Hey…where are all the people?
Lissa: Guess we’re the only ones signing up today?
Meg: Maybe…well anyway, let’s go.
Gokou: AAAHHH!
Meg: *screams and jumps onto Piccolo*
Piccolo: Gah!
Meg: Gokou! Why’d you scream?
Gokou: *stays silent*
Meg: Gokou?
Gokou: Shh…I’m listening for my echo.
Meg: *sweatdrop*
Lissa: Come on Gokou, let’s go.
ChiChi: *grabs her husband and pulls him over to the entrance*
Lissa: Hello? Anybody here?
Meg: Excuse me?
Lissa: Is there….AH!
Drill Sargent: *interrupts Lissa and jumps out in front of them* Welcome to Boot Camp!
Everyone: Boot Camp?
Second Drill Sargent: Dodge Ball Camp!
First Drill Sargent: Right…now then, is this all of you?
Meg: Yeah.
First Drill Sargent: Good. I will be your commanding officer, Drill Sargent Jim, but you will call me Sir. This man will be your other officer, Drill Sargent Bob. You will also call him Sir.
Everyone: *stay silent*
Vejita: I’m not calling anyone Sir.
DS Jim: What did you say?
Vejita: Are you deaf?
Bulma: Vejita…dear…please behave.
DS Jim: I will not tolerate your tone of speech.
Vejita: Then I guess you’re not going to like me very much.
Pasha: Oooh!
DS Jim: Drop and give me 50, soldier!
Vejita: And what if I don’t?
Lissa: Um…aren’t we supposed to play dodge ball?
DS Bob: Yes.
Lissa: ……ok.
DS Jim: Then you will be punished for disobeying your commanding officer.
Vejita: Alright.
Bulma: Just do 50 pushups so we can go do something else…it’s not like it’s anything difficult.
Vejita: Why should I?
Bulma: *blinks* Because I said so! Do you need another reason?!
Vejita: ……no
Bulma: Ok then.
Vejita: Ugh… *drops and gives Jim 50 pushups in under a minute*
DS Jim and Bob: o.O;
Vejita: Done, happy?
DS Jim: uh…yes.
Vejita: I’m so glad *rolls his eyes*
Meg: Can we play dodge ball now?!
DS Bob: Not quite yet, first you need to go through the necessary training.
Meg: Training?
DS Bob: Yes.
Meg: Gokou, did they say anything about training in the article?
Gokou: No.
Meg: Then we’re not going through any training.
DS Bob: I’m afraid that you’re going to have to.
Meg: Says who?
DS Bob and Jim: Us.
Meg: *looks at Lissa* Do we have a choice?
Lissa: I don’t know. Can we leave?
DS Jim: No, you’re here for a week.
Lissa: *looks back to Meg* Nope.
Meg: Great…
DS Jim: Now, everyone to the cabins!
~And so the group is lead to their cabins to receive their uniforms and instructions~
Pasha: Eww! *lifts up the end of the mustard yellow and black striped shirt* I’m NOT wearing this for a week!
DS Bob: Silence!
Pasha: *puts her hand on her hip and raises an eyebrow* Silence yourself!
Trunks: *puts his hand over Pasha’s mouth*
Pasha: Mmfff!
DS Bob: *’s eyes widen in anger* You….
Trunks: Don’t even try it…..Bob.
DS Bob: *inches away from Trunks and closer to Jim, fearing the look of death in the boys’ eyes*
Trunks: That’s right, you just keep on movin backwards and you’ll be fine…
Pasha: ^.^
Trunks: *pats Pasha on the head* Now, no more outbursts.
Pasha: I’ll try.
Videl: This is not what I call dodge ball camp!
DS Jim: You! With the black hair, shut your mouth or I’ll have you peeling potatoes until sunrise!
Videl: ……..
Gohan: Don’t you EVER talk to my wife like that!
DS Jim: You! *points to Gohan* Step forward!
Gohan: *walks out of line casually* Yeah, what?
DS Jim: This young man will be an example of anyone who disobeys his commanding officer.
Lissa: *whispers to Meg* What could they possibly do to him?
Meg: *whispers back* Nothing.
DS Bob: Quiet you two!
Lissa and Meg: Ok.
DS Jim: Now then. Think you’re tough?
Gohan: Uh…yeah.
DS Jim: Good.
Gohan: Right…
DS Jim: I want you to run through the obstacle course.
Gohan: What obstacle course?
DS Jim: *points behind him* that obstacle course…
~Melodramatic music~
Videl: *looks around* Hey, where’d that music come from?
ChiChi: Dunno.
Roshi: Hold me!
Lissa: GET OFF!
DS Jim: Be quiet!
Gohan: *shrugs* fine.
DS Jim: o.O Go!
Gohan: *attacks the course*
DS Jim: Hah, he’ll never be able to cross the….O.O
Gohan: *wrestles an alligator…wins*
DS Jim: How’d he do that!
Gohan: *drop kicks the dead alligator to America*
Drill Sergeants: …….
Videl: *claps* You show them Gohan!
Gohan: *finishes the course with ease* Done.
DS Jim: But how!? You destroyed my alligators….blew up my elephants…you’re wearing my cheetah!
Gohan: I also climbed the 100 foot concrete wall, passed through the swinging knives, escaped the very large mallets that tried the squish me and….
DS Jim: ENOUGH! You’ve ruined my course!
Gohan: I’m sure you can rebuild everything.
DS Jim: GAH! Get back in line!
Gohan: Yes…sir
Videl: High five!
Gohan: *slaps Videl’s hand* Two points!
DS Bob: Now what are we going to do?
DS Jim: Shut up! Ugh…..I don’t know. It looks like torturing them isn’t going to be as easy as I thought. I don’t even think they’re human…
Gokou: I’m not.
DS Jim: *sighs* We’re going to have to think of something else.
DS Bob: Such as?
DS Jim: Well, they want to play dodge ball don’t they?
DS Bob: Yeah.
DS Jim: Then they’ll play dodge ball…..capture the flag…..dodge ball.
DS Bob: *gasps*
DS Jim: *cackles* But first…we’ll have them do some other things….
Lissa: YO! Drill sergeants! Are we gonna do something besides STAND here all day?!
DS Jim: Yes. All men, step forward.
Guys: *look at one another but step forward*
DS Jim: Follow Bob, he will lead you to your first task.
Guys: *follow Bob*
DS Jim: Ladies!
Girls: *stand quietly, staring at Jim blankly*
DS Jim: Right…*fidgets*….your task will be to…
Pasha: Play football?!
Ashka: OH! What time is it?!
Other girls: GAME TIME! *grunt loudly*
DS Jim: Um…no.
Pasha: Aaw…*pouts*
DS Jim: o.O Anyway! Your task will be…
~drumroll~
DS Jim: Do a man’s job and clean the gutters!
Bulma: *scoffs* piece of cake.
DS Jim: You think so?
Bulma: *nods*
DS Jim: *leads the girls over the three foot wide, mile long gutters filled with mud, leaves, dirt, sand…….dog crap? And other nasty things*
~melodramatic music~
Girls: *gasp*
Videl: Where the hell is that coming from?!
Meg: *shrugs*
Ashka: EW!
ChiChi: I’m not touching that.
DS Jim: Oh but you will….and then afterwards, you’ll put up Christmas lights.
~melodrmatic music~
Videl: *growls*
Lissa: Ok, now that’s really beginning to bug me…
DS Jim: HELLO! Did you hear what I said? You have to put up *said slowly, but screamed* CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
~melodramtic music~
Girls: *gasp*
Videl: *’s eyebrow twitches from the music, but controls herself* What!
Pasha: *mimics the music* DUN DUN DUUUN!
Videl: *stares at Pasha with the look of death in her eyes*
Pasha: *whimpers* *hides behind Ash*
Ashka: o.O
Lissa: Christmas lights….that’s pretty bad girls.
Meg: *whispers* at least it’s not Christmas lights around the TREE…
Other girls: *nod*
DS Jim: Well! Get started!
Girls: *groan*
~Back where the boys are….~
DS Bob: Men, your job will be to each sew a quilt. And none of that…
~melodrmatic music~
Guys and DS Bob: ARGH!
Guys: WHAT!
Vejita: I am NOT doing a woman’s job!
DS Bob: Yes…you will. You are to each sew a quilt, you must use 6 different colors, you must have at least 4 different animals on it, the width must be from hand to hand, and the length will be Vejita’s height.
Vejita: Back off buddy…
DS Bob: Here are your needles and here are your sewing stations. You will get to work immediately. After I leave, the doors will slam locked behind me and you will be monitored the entire time. If you do not work, you will be punished.
Gokou: I don’t think this is a very good idea…
Goten: This is NOT dodge ball!
DS Bob: Dodge ball will come LATER! NOW, STOP YOUR CRYING, YOU BABY, AND GET TO WOORRRRK!
Goten: O.O *blink….blink*
DS Bob: *growls….but starts calming down*
Goten: *screams* AAAAAHHHHHHH! QUICK, AIR RAID! TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS SOLDIER, ON THE DOUBLE! *imitates a tornado drill sound*
DS Bob: Oh my God! *goes off rambling about air raid directions*
Guys: *laugh*
DS Bob: *runs out the door, screaming nonsense things*
Goten: Alright, come on guys, let’s go.
Guys: *head for the door*
~SLAM!~
Goten: ………
Gokou: Oh my God we’re locked in here!
~melodramatic music~
Vejita: If that music doesn’t stop….
Gohan: What are we gonna do?!
Mysterious voice: You will sew!
Guys: We will not!
Mysterious voice: Then you will be prodded with fire pokers!
Gokou: AH! *drops to his knees* This is the dodge camp from hell!!
Mysterious voice: *cackles sinisterly while fire pokers pop out from the ceiling*
Vejita: Damn it!
Mysterious voice: And don’t try to use your special powers to destroy them….if you break one off, two grow in it’s place…..they can never be destroyed!
Trunks: Well, there’s only one thing to do men.
Guys: Huh?
Trunks: …..sew.
Guys: >.<
Goten: This sucks.
Vejita: No kidding
Gokou: I don’t wanna use a needle……I might miss and stab myself.
Vejita: Kakarott, it’s certain you’ll miss.
Gokou: ~.~
Trunks: Wish we had the girls.
Goten: Yeah, they’d know what to do.
Gero: I want Meg.
Piccolo: Shut up Gero!
Trunks: Well….let’s go men. It’s going to be a tough battle…but we will not be beaten!
Goten: That’s right! Those drill egg heads may win this battle….but they will not win the war!
Trunks: NO! We will WIN this battle! Are you with me men?!
Guys: *cheer*
Trunks: Then let’s…..SEW!!
Guys: Grraaaahhh! *run to their sewing stations with determined faces and begin trying to thread the needles*
~Back at the girls side~
Bulma: Well, if you think about it, this won’t be that difficult.
