It's another day in the RR, but for some reason Lissa is MUCH more high strung than usual. She's yelling at people for no apparent reason, and it's starting to grate their nerves...
Lissa: Pasha! Stop acting like a little kid!
Pasha: *"zooms" the final spoonful of ice cream into Trunks' mouth while sitting on his lap and facing him* I don't see why you're yelling at ME, Lissa.
Trunks: *takes a mouthful and holds the spoon with his teeth*
Pasha: *talking condescendingly* Trunks honey, you have to let go of the spoon.
Trunks: *grins, still holding the spoon, and tickles Pasha*
Pasha: *squeals and falls on the floor while trying to evade him* Ouch!
Lissa: God! Would you two BEHAVE for once?!
Meg: *walks in with Kenny at her heels* What's wrong with you, Lissa?
Lissa: *crosses her arms over her chest and grumbles*
Meg: *blinks*
Piccolo: She muttered something about demon spawn.
Meg: *pales* No way!
Lissa: Yes way >.<
Meg: *groans* Want Kenny to put locks on the computers again?
Sean: *walking in from the kitchen* Locks on the computers? *blinks* Aw shit. Are her sisters coming again?
Kenny: WHAT?! *stares at Lissa* Tell me it isn't true!
Lissa: Unfortunately. My parents decided that I should watch over them today because I have "nothing to do"
Meg: Argh! Trunks, come with me. We're locking down the cupboards in the kitchen.
Trunks: *blinks* Uh, what?
Lissa: Yeah. I'll take Sean and we'll get everyone out of the Barracks. We'll lock it up, too.
Kenny: Are we really going to lockdown the computers? *frowns*
Lissa: *considers* No. We'll have to take our chances with those. I don't want everyone to suffer just because I have to endure one of the most painful things ever.
Pasha: *stands, brushing herself off* Are your sisters really that bad?
Meg: No..
Lissa: They're worse.
Sean: *takes out a fog horn and flips it on*
A very, very loud noise if heard from the foghorn, and everyone in the living room covers their ears. Several screams sound from the barracks and continue even after Sean turns off the fog horn
Vejita: *storms upstairs with Gohan, Goten, and Ashka at his heels* What the HELL is going on?!
Ashka: *wearing her goldfish pajamas* I was sleeping!
Goten: ....I wasn't sleeping, but that was damned loud!
Gohan: *shrugs* Videl kicked me from her bunk below me and told me to go get rid of the noise.
Lissa: *blinks* Well, at least some of them are out.
Meg: If you want breakfast get it fast. In like ten minutes Trunks and I are locking the kitchen cupboards.
Ashka: Does that mean that your sisters are coming?!
Lissa: *winces* Yes.
Goten, Gohan, and Ashka: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gohan: I have to go warn Videl! *runs down the stairs*
Goten: I need food! C'mon, Ashi! *drags Ashka towards the kitchen*
Five minutes later, the entire cast of the RR (sans Alex) is assembled in the living room. Lissa explains the situation and, after groans of disappointment, they are allowed to go eat breakfast if they haven't already. Most of the men make their way outside, leaving the glass doors open but the screen door closed. After everyone has eaten SOMETHING, Meg and Trunks lock up the cupboards in the kitchen.
Lissa: Okay. Now for my room, Meg's room, and the Barracks.
The doorbell rings
All: *gasp*
Kenny: They're early?!
Meg: Kitchen's done!
Lissa: *panicking* Okay okay... umm... Sean! Go lock up the Barracks! Ashka and Meg, go lock our rooms! I... I... I! I have to answer the door!
Meg: Ryoukai! *drags Ashka towards the hallway*
Sean: What she said! *runs towards the Barracks door*
Lissa: Umm.. ummm...
Pasha: Answer the door?
Lissa: I... Can you do it? *gives Pasha pleading eyes*
Pasha: No way!
Lissa: Pleeaaaase?!
Pasha: Hell no! They're your relatives, you answer the door!
Gokou: *answers the door* Hello!
???(approx. 10 yrs old): Where's my sister?
Lissa: *twitches*
???(approx. 12 yrs old): Holly! *smiles at Gokou* Hi! Is Lissa here?
Holly: Yeah, and move!
Gokou: She's here. Lissa! *moves out of the way* Tracey and Holly are here! *runs outside*
Lissa: *sighs* Hurray.
Holly: Melissa! I'm hungry!
Tracey: You just ate!
Holly: I'm hungry NOW!
Tracey: You're such a fat cow!
Holly: I'M NOT A FAT COW!
Tracey: YES YOU ARE! AND WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG FAT ELEPHANT!
Lissa: SHUT UP!
Holly & Tracey: *blink in surprise*
Holly: Melissa, I'm hungry!
Meg: *runs in* Main hallway secure, Lissa sir! *salutes*
Tracey: Hi Meg.
Meg: *smiles* Hi Tracey!
Holly: *frowns* Why didn't you say hi to ME?
Tracey: Because she doesn't like YOU!
Holly: I wasn't TALKING to you!
Tracey: No, you're SPITTING on me!
Lissa: *sweatdrops*
Meg: *backs away* Yeah.. I'm gonna.. go over there now. *scurries away*
Holly: Melissa I'm...
Lissa: I KNOW! God! *storms into the kitchen*
Holly: *smirks* Melissa! I want a hot dog!
Pasha: *leaning against the doorframe of the kitchen* We don't have any more hotdogs.
Ashka: *giggles* Goten ate the last ones for breakfast!
Pasha: Yeah. And Meg finished off the tacos.
Meg: *sitting in front of one of the computers* They were MINE anyways..
Holly: But I want a hot dog!
Ashka: You can have a hamburger?
Holly: But I don't LIKE hamburgers!
Kenny: *stops clicking on the other computer and stares at Holly* What the hell planet are you from?
Sean: I bet she's the only person in the world that doesn't like hamburgers.
Kenny: Definitely.
Holly: *voice pitch getting higher* But I want a hot dog!
Lissa: We don't HAVE hotdogs!
Tracey: Holly, stop whining!
Holly: *whines* I'm not whining! I want a HOT DOG!
Lissa: You want chips? We have ketchup chips.
Videl: *blinks* But those are..
Lissa: *stares at Videl*
Videl: I can always get more ^^;;
Holly: I don't WANT ketchup chips! I want..
All: A HOT DOG! We know!
Holly: Fine! *storms over to the couch where Tracey is sitting*
Tracey: *is watching TV and doesn't pay attention to Holly*
Holly: *sits next to Tracey and pouts*
Lissa: *sweatdrops*
Gokou: *rushes in* Lissa! Look what I found! *holds up a lion cub*
Lissa: *gasps* It's so cute!
Gokou: Can I keep it? Please?!
Pasha: *gushes* Aww!
Meg: *pauses her game*
Kenny: Hey!
Meg: *ignores and walks over to Gokou, peering at the cub*
Cub: *mewls at Meg*
Meg: *smirks* I thought so!
Holly: *scampers over* Can I see?!
Lissa: *blinks at Meg* What?
Holly: Can I see?!
Gokou: *squats down so Holly can see*
Meg: That's one of Trowa's.
Ashka: Trowa has lions?
Meg: Yeah. He's got three of them ^.^
Holly: Can I hold it?
Gokou: Um... no.
Holly: Why not?!
Gokou: It might hurt you.
Kenny: *mutters* And we wouldn't want that to happen.
Sean: *grins* Nor would we want to throw her through a magical portal to a hell dimension.
Kenny: Nor would we want to lock her outside with flesh eating panthers.
Sean: Nor would we want to lock her outside with Roshi and Gero.
Kenny: Ew, Sean. That's just horrible.
Sean: *blinks* Yeah. Guess you're right ^_^
Pasha: *sweatdrops at the two*
Holly: But I'll be really careful!
Lissa: Can I see it for a second, Gokou?
Gokou: *reluctantly* Okay...
Lissa: *takes the cub from Gokou* Aww! It's sooooo soft!
Holly: But I asked first!
Tracey: You're too little, Holly!
Holly: I'm NOT too little!
Lissa: Do you think Trowa realized it's gone?
Meg: Definitely.
Lissa: So what should we do with it?
Meg: *shrugs* Gokou can play with it. They'll probably turn up to claim it back in a little while.
Gokou: Yay!
Lissa: *grins* Here, Gokou. Take her outside, okay? *hands it back to Gokou*
Gokou: Okay! *rushes outside*
Meg: I wonder how it got here?
Ashka: *smirks* Probably followed you home.
Meg: *sweatdrops* I...
Sean: It probably did. Although it was kind of late when you got back...
Meg: Uh.. well...
Lissa: *grins* Visiting Heero again, Meg?
Meg: *grumbles* I have to go kill Kenny at Starcraft now. *plops back in front of the computer*
All: *snicker*
Lissa: *blinks and looks around* Umm... Where's Holly?
Tracey: I dunno.
A growl, a scream, and a bunch of shouts are heard outside
Vejita: *opens the screen door and drops Holly back inside* Keep the damn child with you!
Holly: The lion attacked me!
Tracey: Can you blame it?
Holly: SHUT UP!
Tracey: No!
Lissa: *sweatdrops and hears the phone ring* Huh?
Holly: YOU SHOULD SHUT UP, YOU STUPID WITCH!
Ashka & Pasha: ...Err... *sweatdrop*
Lissa: *looks around* Where's the phone?
Videl: *munching ketchup chips* Umm... kitchen?
Tracey: WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND MAKE ME YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Lissa: *goes in the kitchen and picks up the phone* Hello? Uh... hold on.
Holly: I KNOW YOU ARE! AND MAYBE I WILL!!
Lissa: HOLLY!
Tracey: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
Lissa: HOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYYYY!!
Holly: WHAT?!
Lissa: PHONE!
Holly: BRING IT HERE!
Pasha: *blinks* Isn't the phone attached to the wall?
Lissa: NO! YOU COME GET IT!
Ashka: *nods* I think so.
Holly: NO! BRING IT HERE!
Lissa: *sets her jaw*
Meg: *slams her hands on the computer desk and glares at Holly* If you don't get off your ass and answer the phone right NOW I'm going to get up and carry you over there so you can tell them that you can't talk and that you won't be able to talk because YOUR JAW WILL BE BROKEN!
Holly: *eyes widen and rushes into the kitchen*
Lissa: *blinks and walks back into the living room*
Kenny: ...Whoa.
Tracey: *grins* That was cool!
Ashka: I wonder how they got that number anyway?
Holly: *walks back in silently and sits on the couch*
Pasha: *twirls* Hmm hmm hmmmmm hm hmmm
Ashka: I can't wait to fly! Oooohhhh I'm alive!
Pasha: *grins* When you call on me!
Ashka: When I hear you breathe!
Pasha: I can't wait to fly!
Ashka & Pasha: I feel that I'm alive!
Ashka: When you look at me!
Pasha: I can touch the sky!
Ashka & Pasha: I know that I'm alive!
Holly: I don't like that song.
Ashka: *blinks* How can you not like that song?
Holly: I just don't.
Pasha: *frowns and hums another song*
Ashka: *picks up Pasha's song* Why am I angry? And how'd it get so bad?
Pasha: Why am I missing what we never really had?
Ashka & Pasha: And why don't you love me? The way I love you?
Ashka: And why don't you feel things as deep as I do?
Pasha: We've got a fundamental difference!
Ashka: In matters of emotion!
Pasha: But I need to feel you need me!
Ashka: Like a river needs an OOOOCEEEAAAAAAN!
Lissa: How in the hell do you manage to get them to sing every song you're in love with?
Meg: *smirks, sending zerglings to attack Kenny* It's a gift.
Kenny: Damnit Meg! Those DON'T do anything!
Holly: I don't like that song either.
Ashka: *frowns* Well...
There's a knock at the door.
Meg: *pauses the game with Kenny* Somebody should go get Gokou.
Videl: I'll go. *walks outside*
Meg: *runs to answer the door*
Trowa: Is she here?! Is Sable here?!
Meg: *grins* Hi!
Trowa: *grabs Meg's shoulders and shakes her* Is she here?!?!
Heero: Trowa, calm down! *pulls Trowa away from Meg*
Gokou: But I don't wanna give her back!
Trowa: SABLE! *rushes in*
Duo: *walks in* Hey Meg!
Meg: *grins* Come on in! *waves her arm* Beware of small children with horrible attitudes.
Quatre: Do they drink tea?
Meg: Um... no Q-man. It's against the law to drink tea at such a young age.
Quatre: But... illegal?! Why?!?!?!
Meg: .....I don't know. But I bet... uh... Sean does! Yeah!
Quatre: SEAN! *scurries in*
Wufei: *walks in ignoring everyone and sits on the floor against the wall*
Duo: *kneels in front of Holly* Hi there!
Holly: You look like a girl.
Duo: *sweatdrops* I'm a boy.
Lissa: *grins* I can vouch for that!
Holly: Ew! This is one of those losers you like, isn't it Melissa? Like that stupid cartoon show you watch!
Meg: *latched onto Heero's arm and dragging him into the RR* ....Which loser show it that?
Tracey: Dragonball Z!
Everyone: *big sweatdrops*
Holly: No, the other one! The loser one with the ugly machines and stupid characters!
Meg: ...Gundam Wing?
Holly: Yeah! That stupid one!
Heero: OMAE O--
Meg: *clamps her hand over Heero's mouth* Now now Heero, she's just a child. We don't kill children.
Pasha: *grins* Yeah. We eat them.
Ashka: *bouncing Ed on her knees* Yummy yummy eat them up!
