~It's Easter and everyone's happy happy happy! Well...maybe not everyerone, but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, it's Good Friday and it's time to dye those Easter eggs! Get out your eggs and color dyes, it's party time!~
Lissa: *sings while twirling around the kitchen* It’s the moooost wonderful tiiiiime oooof the yeeeeaaar!
Meg: That would be a Christmas song.....
Lissa: I...know ^.^;
Meg: It’s Easter....
Lissa: Stop picking on me! *runs away*
Kenny: Good going.
Yamcha: Lissa! *chases*
Lissa: Leave me alone, Yamcha!
Meg: Shut up Kenny, no one asked for your stupid opinion.
Kenny: *slumps shoulders*
Sean: *polishing his sword* Whatever *rolls his eyes*
Ashka: *runs into the kitchen screaming* MEG! LISSA!
Pasha: We got the eggs!
Ashka: Extra large eggs.
Meg: There are no extra large eggs.
Ashka: Um, well....we got the biggest ones.
Meg: Ok.
ChiChi: GOKOU! Put that bacon down!
Gokou: Why, I like bacon?
ChiChi: Because it’s Good Friday, you can‘t eat meat today!
Gokou: Why not?
ChiChi: Put it down!
Gokou: Fine. *throws it out and walks off to find some jell-o*
Lissa: *returns with Yamcha and Roshi trailing behind* I’m back! And I got the egg dyes. *looks behind her* I thought I told you NOT to follow me!
Yamcha and Roshi: I wasn’t! *growl at each other*
Lissa: *sighs* I don’t care, just get away from me.....go on, SHOO.
Yamcha and Roshi: *walk away slowly*
Lissa: Ugh.
Pasha: Yay! Egg dyes!
Vejita: What the hell are they doing in there?
Piccolo: *shrugs*
Bulma: It’s almost Easter.
Vejita: Yeah....so.
Bulma: It’s a holiday.
Vejita: Yeah....so.
Bulma: So nothing. What more do you want me to say?
Vejita: *sits in silence*
Bulma: WE DYE EGGS AND CELEBRATE! Was that clear enough, do you understand?!
Vejita: *growls at Bulma* Damn it.....another ugly holiday....don’t these things ever go away?!
Videl: *skips by carrying bowls* Nope.
Gokou: Do we get candy?!!
Meg: Yup.
Gokou: WOOOO! *dances*
Vejita: *rolls eyes*
Trunks: *pounds on the TV screen* Noooo!
Goten: HAH! You died! You’re a LOSER.
Trunks: *grumbles*
Lissa: Ok guys, get your lazy asses in here NOW!
Others: *walk over*
Gohan: What have you been doing in here?
Meg: We’re preparing to dye eggs for Easter.
Goten: It smells in here.
Ashka: That’s because of the vinegar.
Goten: Oh. So uh...what’s the vinegar for?
Lissa: We JUST went over that. We’re dying eggs for Easter....don’t you people pay attention?!
Goten: *tears up*
Ashka: It’s ok Goten, Lissa didn’t mean it.
Goten: *sniffles* ok.
Lissa: Now, everyone gather around *creates a long table fit with 20 chairs* this table.
~Everyone but Vejita sits immediately~
Gohan: Wow, Piccolo, I’m surprised.
Piccolo: Yeah well, I don’t want to have to listen to them scream or threaten to kill me.
Meg: *as if Piccolo were two yrs old...better yet, a dog* Who’s such a good boy? Piccolo is! Yes you are! Yes you ARE!
Gohan: *snickers*
Piccolo: ~.~;;
Lissa: Don’t get too carried away.
Meg: Hehe.
Lissa: *ahem* Vejita, please explain to me why you’re NOT.....sitting.
Vejita: I’m not dying any eggs.
Others: *gasp*
Meg: What did you say?
Vejita: I said I’m not dying any damn eggs! Who do you think I am, the great Easter bunny?!
Meg: That....could be arranged.
Vejita: *eyes her suspiciously* ....What?
Meg: *grins*
Pasha: Haha, Vejita’s gonna get it.
Lissa and Meg: *tackle Vejita, grab him, and drag him off*
Vejita: Noooo!
Videl: Wonder what they’re gonna do to him.
Gohan: Dunno.
Yamcha: *sighs* She’s so brave.
Roshi: *smacks Yamcha* And she’s MY brave girl, not yours...
Ashka: Oh please.
Pasha: *rolls her eyes*
Meg: Oh Vejita!
Vejita: No.
Lissa: Get in here!
Vejita: *walks into the kitchen slowly, trying to look dignified*
Everyone: *burst out laughing*
Sean and Kenny: PANSY!
Vejita: *growls and brushes a pink bunny ear out of his face*
Lissa: THIS *grabs Vejita’s bunny ears* is our Easter bunny!
Meg: Isn’t he KAWAII?
Bulma: Quite.
Vejita: Shut up woman.
Bulma: ok.....Pinky.
Vejita: Hmph *sticks his nose in the air*
Meg: Ok guys, let’s dye our eggs.
Gokou: Gimme the orange!
ChiChi: Calm down Gokou.
Gokou: GIMME GIMME GIMME!
ChiChi: *passes the orange dye*
Gokou: Hee ^_^
Sean: Damn it...
Kenny: What’d ya do, break it again?
Sean: Shut up.
Kenny: Is it that difficult? They’re hard-boiled for God‘s sakes!
Sean: *slams the eggs against Kenny’s forehead* SHUT UP!
Kenny: *sniffles* MEG!
Meg: Sean, no violence!
Sean: But...
Meg: No but’s! This holiday is for celebrating LIFE and happiness and stuff like that, no killing, no being MEAN, and no VIOLENCE!
Sean: O_O ok....
Meg: Now, dye your damn eggs!
Sean: *grabs the blue dye*
Meg: *breathes*
Lissa: Easy there champ....
Goten: Looky! It’s poke-a-dot! ^_^
Ashka: Oooh, pretty.
~And so the crew continued happily dying their eggs. As each one finished drying, Vejita had to hop around the table collecting them in his Easter basket, occasionally prodded with a stun gun to keep him going. Everyone had made an egg for their special someone’s, especially Yamcha, Tien, Roshi, and Gero. Those four had made Meg and Lissa 5 overly decorated eggs each. Chaozu of course had made a lovely egg with a picture of Meg hanging herself from a tree and personally delivered it to her. She didn’t seem to appreciate it that much.~
Sean: My hands are all splotchy with happy colors!
Lissa: Aw, poor baby.
Sean: ~_~
Vejita: Stop pulling on my ears!
Pasha: Well ya don’t need to SCREAM about it!
Ashka: Yeah! JERK!
Trunks: Come on Pashi, let’s go help clean the kitchen.
Lissa: Damn straight, get in there and scrub.
Trunks and Pasha: o.O
Lissa: Eh...just kidding ^.^;;
Trunks and Pasha: Whatever *grab sponges*
Meg: *hanging on Piccolo’s arm* Did you have fuuuuuun?
Piccolo: Yes, tons.....
Meg: Great!
Chaozu: Didn’t you like the egg I made for you?
Meg: Get away from me you stupid beach ball or I’ll slam another egg in your face!
Chaozu: You’re an ugly prostitute!
Lissa: *slams her face into a pillow to keep from laughing out loud*
Meg: *’s eyes flare up in flames* *drop kicks Chaozu into a wall*
Chaozu: Gehn....
Meg: Yeah! Take that you stupid piece of crap!
Tienshinhan: I thought you agreed to stop beating Chaozu up?
Meg: I did no such thing. Besides....the little twerp deserved it. Did you see the egg he made me?!
Tienshinhan: Um....no.
Meg: Well he drew me hanging myself on it!
Tienshinhan: He did? Chaozu! Shame on you, never insult the one I love!
Chaozu: *slides off the wall, landing on his head*
Gero: Your love? She’s MINE!
Tienshinhan: No she’s not. Meg will always be mine!
Gero: Over my dead body!
Tienshinhan: Oh yeah, I bet I could have that arranged for ya!
Meg: Would you two shut the HELL up!?
Tienshinhan and Gero: *stand blinking*
Meg: Thank you. *storms off*
Tienshinhan and Gero: *sulk* This is all your fault! *growl*
Vejita: If those four don’t stop fighting over you two I’m going to have to kill them in a painfully slow manner!
Lissa: Look, we can’t help it if we’re irresistible.
Meg: I know really, we can’t help it if all the guys love us. Even if some of them are 80 yr old men and stupid weak idiots.
Lissa: *nods*
Vejita: I don’t really care, just keep them from bothering me!
Lissa: Fine.
Gokou: I want candy!
Lissa: On Sunday Gokou.
Gokou: Awww.
~And so the next two days flew by and before anyone knew it, Easter night had arrived.~
Gokou: CANDY CANDY CANDY!
ChiChi: Yes Gokou, now if you want the candy you have to go to bed.
Gokou: *runs to his room and slams the door*
Lissa: Now Vejita, since you’re the Easter bunny, you’ve got a job to do.
Vejita: Now what the hell do I have to do? Wearing this disgusting pink bunny outfit isn’t bad enough!? You want me to do MORE?!
Lissa: *blinks* Yeah, so what you have to do is when everyone goes to bed you have to run around and hide these eggs *hands him the basket*
Vejita: *stares at it*
Lissa: And don’t even think about throwing them out because if you do I’ll do something so terrible.....so horrifying to you that I...I can’t even think of it yet...but trust me, you’ll wanna kill yourself!!
Vejita: *growls*
Lissa: JUST DO IT! *shoves the basket in his hands* now go sit on the couch and wait for us to fall asleep!
Bulma: *snickers*
Vejita: Shut up woman!
Lissa: GO!
Vejita: *goes*
Lissa: Ok guys, bedtime! Tomorrow’s Easter!
Yamcha: Can I sleep in your room tonight?
Lissa: No!
Roshi: Of course not, I am.
Lissa: No you’re not, now go to bed. *walks into her room and slams the door*
Meg: *eyes Trunks, Goten, Ashka, and Pasha* and just where do you four think you’re going?
Ashka: *reaching for Goten’s bedroom doorknob* Uh.....Easter slumber party?
Pasha: *runs to her own room’s door* Shame on you two!
Ashka: Oh yeah, like you weren’t going into Trunks' room.
Pasha: = P nyeeeeeh!
Meg: Go to your own rooms right now and get to bed. *taps foot, waiting* GO TO BED!
Ashka: Fine *slams door*
Pasha: Fine *slams door*
Goten: heh, fine *prepares to slam door*
Meg: Goten!
Goten: Ok fine. *shuts door nicely*
Trunks: Now I feel left out.
Meg: Oh just say fine and then shut the door!
Trunks: Fine! *slams door*
Meg: God.
Others: Night! *walk off to their rooms*
Gohan: Happy Easter bunnying Vejita!
Bulma: *snickers*
Vejita: Shut up.
Bulma: Night honey.
Vejita: *grumbles*
~And so the others quietly drifted off to sleep in their cozy little beds, while visions of sugar plumbs danced in their heads.....er....wrong holiday Anyway, Vejita had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly on the couch. Lissa personally threw at shoe at him to get him going and after about an hour he did. Vejita the Easter bunny crept around the house dropping eggs on the floor and occasionally putting them on tables or shelves. He then took out all the baskets and put them on the couch like a good Easter bunny would and then stormed off to his room. The next morning.....~
Lissa: Looks like the Easter bunny came....
Meg: Yeah, and it looks like he sure went to a lot of trouble hiding the eggs on the floor.
Lissa: Oh well, at least he did something. Ok guys since this Easter didn’t work out and kinda sucked, we might as well gather up all the eggs and the break open the candy!
Gokou: Candy! *grabs 5 eggs, puts them back in the basket and runs over to the couch, frantically looking for his basket* I can’t find it *drops to his knee’s * Noooooo!
Videl: Hey guys, you did a great job making these baskets up.
Lissa and Meg: Thanks ^.^
ChiChi: Gokou, it’s right here, with your name on it.
Gokou: WHERE?
ChiChi: Right here *hands it to him*
Gokou: ^_^ Candy! *rips it open and attacks*
Meg: So much for the pretty tissue paper.....
Lissa: Where the hell is our Easter bunny? *pounds on the door* Vejita get your ass out here right now!
Gero: Here Meg, I bought this for you.
Meg: Huh? When did you have time to go to the store?
Gero: I didn’t, I ordered it over the Internet. *hands her a chocolate bunny holding a candy rose*
Meg: *blinks*
Gero: Like it?
Meg: That’s the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen!
Gero: ^_^
Meg: Oh my God....did I just say that?
Gero: You’re welcome.
Meg: I’m gonna smack myself for doing this....but, thanks Gero *half hugs him*
Gero: *goes to squeeze her*
Meg: Don’t get carried away or I’ll have to rip your arms off.
Gero: Ok.
Tienshinhan: *grumbles*
Gero: *makes faces at Tien*
Lissa: VEJITA!
Vejita: *opens the door* What?!
Lissa: *throws him into a chair* sit in here with us!
