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Fresh and Clean

Fresh and Clean

*crossover*

~Woohoo, the RR again! It seems Meg has taken up a liking for cleanliness, so there's a pile of shoes next to a desk with a computer on it. And I'm talking one BIG pile of shoes. Everyone's gathered here and there, and Meg is watching Lissa type away on the computer. Trunks and Goten have a CD player (O.o) and are playing…. Korn?~

Goten: *singing slowly* Ring around the roses…

Trunks: *singing slowly* Pocket full of posies…

Goten: Ashes…

Trunks: Ashes…

Goten & Trunks: We all, fall, down…

Ashka: That song kicks ^.^

Pasha: It's alright <.<

Lissa: AAARRGH!! *picks up a shoe and throws it across the room*

Kenny: *watches it smash into the wall next to him* Eh O_O;

Meg: Hey! Smudging!!

Sean: *arches an eyebrow* What's wrong, Liss?

Meg: She can't contact the Gundam Wing guys because Relena put this block on their e-mail or something.

Lissa: If I EVER run into her, she's SO dead!

Kenny: Want me to try and hack into it?

Lissa: …Sure =)

Kenny: *sits in the chair and types for a few minutes* Hmm.. *looks up* All done.

Meg: Eh?

Sean: What did you do?

Goten: Knick knack, patty whack, Give a dog a bone…

Piccolo: …… *sits in silence*

Chaozu: *floats around aimlessly*

Kenny: I hacked into her blocking system.

All near him: *blank looks*

Kenny: …The system that was blocking your messages to them?

All near him: Ahhh… *nod*

Lissa: How?

Kenny: All you needed was a password, which of course was…

Everyone: Heero.

Lissa: Woohoo! *pushes Kenny outta the chair and types away like a madwoman*

Kenny: O_o; You're welcome

Meg: ^.^ Thanks Ken! *watches Lissa type*

Bulma: Trunks! Turn that music off!

Trunks: o_o; You gotta be kidding…

Goten: Knick knack patty whack give a dog a BONE!

Yamcha: *walks over and reads what Lissa's typing* Who are you typing to?

Lissa: *absently* Duo

Roshi: Of course ~_~

Meg: Lissa, invite them over

Gohan: *watching TV with Videl* And this flower will only bloom every 15 years!

Videl: What FUN!

Trunks: But MOM! This is a good SONG!

Vejita: …..It's full of NURSERY RHYMES!

Goten: Yeah, that's cool

Meg: WOOHOO! *runs towards the RR door*

Lissa: *jumps up and follows*

Sean: HEY!

Meg and Lissa: *slowly turn*

Sean: Where are you going?

Meg: ….Out…to get the guys….

Lissa: We'll be right back!

Kenny: Do they REALLY need escorts?

Meg: O.o;

Lissa: Uhh…

Gero: MEG! MY DARLING! DON'T LEAVE MEEE!!

Meg: AH! Gotta go!! *runs out*

Lissa: Er, DITTO! *follows, closing the RR door*

Gero: Aww…

Goten: Ring around the ROSEY…

Piccolo: *roars* STOP PLAYING THAT DAMNED SONG!!!

Trunks: O_O;;;

Goten: O_O;;; *reaches over slowly and turns off the CD player*

Piccolo: Good boy.

~15 minutes later….~

Meg: *bounces in* Hi guys! We're back!

Lissa: And we brought the Gundam guys!

Heero: *starts walking in, when he's pushed from behind and flies into Meg* Gah!

Meg: ACK! *falls forward*

Quatre: Good job, Duo

Duo: I tripped ^_~

Goten: Ring around the rooooosey…

Trunks: *clamps a hand over Goten's mouth* SSSHHH!!

Ashka: Yeah, we don't want him to do THAT again… *stares warily at Piccolo*

Trowa: *walks in and plants himself in one of the chairs at the table*

Heero: *gets up* Sorry Meg. *helps her up*

Meg: Eee, Thanks^^;;

Gohan: *watching intently with Videl* How long do you think it'll be before Piccolo goes after Heero?

Videl: ...Not long, he's so protective ^.^;

Gohan: Ah, there he goes...

Piccolo: *walks over, picks up Heero, and slams him into Gero and Roshi's cage*

Gero: Hey! That's ours!

Roshi: What's wrong with you?! We get LOCKED in there!

Gero: Exactly! I don't want that stinky boy in there messing it up!

Trowa: …. Stinky? …….Haha, sucks to be Heero……

Duo: *leans against the cage* You see Heero, every person in this room is protective of those two. ^_^

Heero: Really, I didn't notice *yanks Duo's braid* It's your fault I'm in here Ò_ó

Duo: GAH! *runs away*

Quatre: *blinks at Goten and Trunks * What's wrong with you?

Goten: …………..Ring around the rosey………..

Trunks: Pocket full of…. GAH! GOTEN!!

Goten: ;_; I can't help it! I have it stuck in my head!

Wufei: *walks into the RR slowly*

Meg: *has gotten up, and turns slowly at the sound of the door* TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES! *walks over to Lissa and Pasha*

Wufei: *takes off his shoes slowly, and adds them to the growing pile. Looks to Lissa and nods*

Lissa: *nods back slightly, and goes back to babbling with Pasha* And then I was like, no way! And he was like, yeah way! And we were like, woah!….

Pasha: That's great Lissa ^^;;; *walks over to Ashka*

Sean: *walks over to Lissa and Meg * Okay, why is he here?

Lissa: Well, he was all alone, and I felt sorry for him, and he's their *gestures to the Gundam guys* friend, so I dunno…

Wufei: Moment of weakness *glances at Sean and narrows his eyes*

Meg: Yeah ^^;

Sean: *glares at Wufei*

Wufei: *glares right back*

Lissa: *eye twitches* Goodie…

Heero: *tries to pick the lock* Augh, why the hell are these so strong?

Meg: Oh! Poor Heero! *runs away from the Evil-Glaring-Death-Match-of-Doom™ and lets Heero out of the cage*

Heero: FREEDOM!! *jumps out and kisses the ground*

Everyone: O.o;;

Meg: EW! Heero! *drags Heero towards the bathroom*

Lissa: *snickers*

Trowa: What's up with her?

Lissa: Cleaning faze <.<

Duo: *eating a sandwich and dropping crumbs on the rug* Oh yeah, Quatre went through one of those, right Quatre?

Quatre: *twitches as crumbs fall to the rug*

Duo: *absently dropping more crumbs* Yeah, but he's over that now, right Quatre?

Quatre: *twitching* ….Yeah….yeah all better….. no cleaning…. Dirt….dirt is good….right….. no cleaning…… eheheh…..eheheheheh…. *crazy Quatre face*

Kenny: O_o; Yeah, he's all better now

Lissa: Yup O.o;

Goten: *sitting on the couch, staring ahead blankly* Mary had a…..aw man….

Trunks: *blinks slowly, rocking back and forth* This room… it's so quiet… oh so quiet……

Pasha: Poor Trunks O.o;

Ashka: Seeeaaaaan!

Sean: The hell do you want, woman?

Ashka: Can I braid your hair? ^.^

Sean: NO!

Wufei: You are weak, the braids would probably hurt you too badly

Sean: WHAT?

Lissa: Sean! Volume check!

Sean: …….What? O_o;

Lissa: Haha, it worked ^^

Duo: *sits on the couch next to glazed-eyed Trunks, and puts his sandwich on the coffee table with nothing under it, leaving smudges* Man am I ever tired! *falls asleep*

Vejita: ….How did he do that?

Bulma: Do what?

Vejita: Fall asleep like that!

Bulma: Like what?

Quatre: *sitting nearby, staring at the sandwich with his crazy Quatre stare* Heheheh….. Eheheheheh…… Eheheheheheh…. Cleaning……Cleaning faze over….. Ehehehehehh…… Dirt is good….. Smudges…..

Lissa: …..Quatre, are you okay?

Trowa: He's fine

Quatre: *staring at the sandwich with that crazy look* Eheheheh…..

Lissa: If you say so… MEG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!

Meg's voice: ….NOTHING!

Heero's voice: HELP ME!!

Lissa: Eh? O.o;

Heero: *runs by in nothing but his boxers* HELP ME!!! MEG, I'M NOT DIRTY!!! I DON'T NEED A BATH!

Meg: *runs by holding a bottle of shampoo* YOU WERE IN THE DISEASED CAGE!! GET BACK HERE!!

Pasha: For some reason I don't think she just wants to make sure he's clean o.o;;

Lissa: *cackles*

Ashka: Sean! Lemme braid your hair!

Sean: No! Go away!

Duo: Gehn… *stirs* Wha? *sees Quatre* Hey buddy, what's up? *eyes the sandwich* Hey! I had a dream about you! *studies it*

Goten: *turns his head slowly* You dream about sandwiches?

Duo: Yup! *goes to take a bite*

Heero: *goes running into the RR and dives behind the couch* HIDE ME!!

Meg: *runs into the RR* …..Hmm….. *looks around suspiciously, still holding the shampoo bottle with her sleeves rolled up* Heeee-chaaaan….. *eyes Duo's sandwich* Eee! Sammichies!!! *dives at Duo*

Duo: *eyes Meg* Gah!!! Nooo!! *stands on the couch and holds the sandwich in the air*

Meg: Noo! Sammichie!! *jumps* Argh! Damn you, taking advantage of my shortness!

Duo: XP

Lissa: *ahems at Meg and points to Heero*

Heero: *slowly crawling away*

Gokou: HI HEERO!!!

Heero: GAH!!

Meg: Eh?! *sees Heero* AH! GRAB HIM!

Heero: *runs*

Kenny: *trips Heero*

Heero: Ack! No! *falls*

Kenny: Meg, just spray him with the hose!

Meg: *face brightens* Heeeey… *maniacal grin*

Videl: Won't that water be ice cold?

Piccolo: Of course *picks up Heero and carries him "outside" to the hose*

Trowa: Hmm.... *eyes one of the doors in the RR*

Quatre: *snatches Duo's sandwich and runs "outside"*

Duo: Hey! Quatre! *runs "out"*

Everyone else: *shrug and go back to what they were doing*

Kenny: I just said it, I don't wanna see it…

Ashka: So can I braid your hair, Sean? =D

Sean: NO!! Go braid Pilot-geek's hair!

Wufei: Pilot-geek?! Nataku could kill you!!

Sean: Little boy, your toy couldn't TOUCH me!

Pasha: That didn't sound too good ^.~

Everyone else: *snicker*

Outside……

Lissa: Tie him to something! *points to the tree* There!!

Heero: Aw man… >_<

Quatre: Damn you vile SANDWICH! You shall BURN in the depths of HELL! *jumps up and down on the sandwich*

Duo: *looks at Quatre* Aw man…. My sandwich!

Meg: Eh O.o; He needs to cool off… *sprays Quatre with the hose*

Heero: *slips out of the ropes and sneaks away*

Meg: *turns back around* Ah! He's gone!

From inside...

Alex's voice: HEY! GET OUTTA MY ROOM!

Trowa: Eep!! *runs away*

Quatre: *blinks slowly* Who was that?

Lissa: Just Alex

Trowa: *eyes the door again* Hmm…

Chaozu: *floats outside and in front of Heero* You know, Meg's a slut

Heero: *narrows his eyes* Omae o korosu

Chaozu: What?

Heero: I will destroy you.

Chaozu: O_O;; *floats away*

Meg: *jumps in Heero's arms* ^^

Lissa: Meg, I thought you liked Trowa! And wasn't Heero the *dirty* one?

Meg: I think he has a crush on Alex ^^; And.. eh, who cares?

Kenny: Cleaning faze is over?

Sean: Don't hold your breath.. *bats Ashka's hand away* Damnit woman, leave my hair alone!

Ashka: *pouts*

Pasha: Ashi, just braid Trunks' hair O.o

Trunks: o_o; *rocks back and forth*

Heero: *holding Meg up* Can you get off me now?

Meg: No >P

Chaozu: Slut…. ~.~

Everyone outside: *go inside*

Alex: *walks out of her room and into the bathroom*

Lissa: *sneaks over to Alex's door*

Meg: *latched onto Heero's arm* Lissy, what are you doing?

Lissa: Just checking ^^

Alex: *from the bathroom* What the Hell?!? Oh… forgot I was a chick for a second…

Trowa: O_O;;

Lissa: *slightly opens Alex's door and sees, well, Hell on earth*

~Alex's room: socks and bras on the floor, shirts, shorts, pants, and bags EVERYWHERE, gundam and evangelion models sitting all over, posters on the walls, a stereo buried in junk, junk food EVERYWHERE, a Command and Conquer Red Alert screen on the computer, and a mysterious stain in the middle of the room, which looks to be made of Ketchup, Mountain Dew, Coke, Pickle Juice, Mustard, and Pepsi~

Lissa: EEP!! *slams the door shut*

Duo: Is something wrong?

Meg: Lissa…? What's wrong? Did you find Hentai or something? *starts walking over, dragging Heero*

Heero: *sulks*

Lissa: No, no! Nothing's wrong! *twitches* Don't be silly!

Meg: You sure?

Lissa: *nods*

Meg: Ok then ^^ *glomps Heero*

Heero: *sighs*

Alex: *walks out of the bathroom, opens her door wide open, pauses, then walks in shutting it*

Meg: I…I… *stares at the door, after seeing Alex's room* I….I….I…!!! *faints*

Heero: ! *catches her*

Lissa: Oh dear X.x

Meg: X.x;;;;

Kenny: Cleaning faze definitely not over O_o;

Ashka: Whoa O.o; Meg? What happened to Meg?

Pasha: Uhhh….

Lissa: *growls* AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex: *peeks her head out her bedroom door* The hell do you want?

Lissa: *marches over and gives her a good smack across the face*

All except Meg: *GASP!*

Gohan: Whoa o_o;

Videl: She's mad o.o;

Piccolo: *blinks slowly*

Vejita: O_o; *backs away*

Alex: Ow >.O What was that for?!

Lissa: YOU are going to CLEAN until that room is SPOTLESS! And you're going to do it BEFORE MEG WAKES UP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Alex: Eep! O.O;; Yes ma'am! *ducks back inside*

Heero: *sets Meg on the couch*

Duo: o_o;;; You okay?

Lissa: *breathes* Yup, as long as she cleans it before Meg wakes up, all will be well.

Ashka: The big difference between Meg and Lissa is their tolerance ^^ Meg blows up faster than Lissa does.

GW chars: O_o;;;;;;;;

Wufei: Wow.

Sean: Heh, that should be interesting to watch.

Kenny: I'll bring the popcorn ^_^

Pasha: Yeah, now you're laughing….

Everybody else: o_o;;;;

20 minutes later…..

Lissa: Um, okay. I think Meg's been unconcious long enough O.o;;;;

Trunks: *no longer rocking* Isn't it dangerous to be out that long?

Goten: *acting normally* What if she goes into a coma?

Quatre: What if she goes into shock? I would blame myself.<

Chaozu: Oh please, as if we'd be THAT lucky!

Ashka: *smacks Chaozu* Quiet, beachball brain!

Lissa: Meg would never go into a coma O.o;

Trowa: You never know.

Alex: *walks out of her room slowly, leaving the door open for all to see*

Lissa: *peeks inside* Hmmm…. Very good ^.^ Okay Heero, wake her up.

Heero: *pours a cup of water on her face*

Meg: *jumps up and punches Heero*

Heero: X_X;; Erk... *puts a hand to his stomach*

Meg: .... ACK!! Heero! I'm so sorry!

Tien: Wow o_o;;

Lissa: ...Maybe I should have warned him about that.

Quatre: *pats Lissa on the back* Don't blame yourself, blame me!

Lissa: O.o; Um, okay?

Meg: *puts a hand to her forehead* What happened? All I remember is.. Well, there was Alex screaming about being a girl and then he... she opened her door and then blackness.

Ashka: *panics* Uh... uh.... You uh.. You were attacked with a dart that had been dipped in knockout... liquid stuff!

Pasha: ...Tranquilizers?

Ashka: ...Yeah!

Meg: ..... *blinks* Are you serious? Who shot them?

???: Who shot them? What a good question. Here's another good question... Why did we shoot them? And, how did we shoot them? What is tranquilizer made of? You know, a tranquilizer is a lot like a Gundam...

Everyone: *GASP!* TREIZE!

???: They know you well.

DBZ chars: *GASP!* Guy with silver hair!

Meg: *gasp*

Lissa: It's...

Alex: *bursts out of her room* TREIZE!

Lissa: ...No, it's Zechs.

Meg: ...... AND TREIZE! KILL HIM!!

Alex: *stands in front of Treize, arms outsretched* No! Don't kill my idol!

Gero: Homie G, did she just call that punk her *Idol*?

Roshi: I think so, Ice Man.

Lissa: *looks back and forth to Roshi & Gero to Zechs & Trieze* I don't know who to be more afraid of!

Vejita: I told you she was an idiot. *walks away*

Alex: I resent that, Veggie-head! *looks at Treize with starry eyes* I guess now that I'm a girl, it's Ok to have a crush on you!

Zechs: ...Now that you're a girl? You weren't always a girl? X_x

Sean: Yeah. Freaky, isn't it?

Treize: Hmm, finally. A true fan!

Zechs: I was always your fan.

Trieze: *smiles at Zechs* But you don't count.

Meg: *stabs Alex with her finger* HA! I TOLD YOU!

Alex: NO! Damn you! Treize isn't gay!!

Lissa: *coughs*

Treize: *smiles at Sean* I simply love your hair.

Kenny: *snorts and backs away*

Sean: EH?! Uh...... I gotta go O_O;; *runs away*

Zechs: *annoyed look* Tre~eize!

Meg: *cackles*

Alex: NO! Damn you Meg! I'll kill you! *lunges*

Heero: *clicks his gun at Alex*

Quatre: Hee~eero! You can't shoot people in the RR!

Duo: *snatches Heero's gun* Yeah, Meg'll kill you!

Alex: ARGH!

Trowa: *blinks slowly*

Wufei: *blinks at Piccolo* Aren't you going to help?

Piccolo: Hell no! It's just like when Lissa and Meg get in a fight, you just back the hell away and hope they don't drag you into the chaos.

Wufei: *nods*

Lissa: Alex! Stop fighting with Meg! Gawd, you're like siblings! The BAD kind!

Meg & Alex: We know!

Meg: Alex, get over it! He's a stupid character and nobody here likes him except you!

Zechs: And me.

Ashka: Yeah well, you're a special case ^~

Pasha: *grins* Hey Zechs, I like your hair ^^

Zechs: Why thank you! And I love yours as well.

Chaozu: *watching Alex fight with Meg* KILL HER! RIP HER HEAD OFF!

Lissa: *throws a book at Chaozu*

Chichi: Hey! Lissa! That's the 4th Harry Potter book! It weighs a ton!

Lissa: Good!

Chaozu: *twitches under the book*

Kenny: ...Right.... I'm going to go program a game now. Later. *walks away*

Heero: *sigh* I don't get to shoot anyone. I'm outta here. *walks out*

Meg: Hey! *ducks as a chair flies past her head* HEY!

Gundam Pilots: *yell goodbye, even though nobody hears them over the shouting, and walk out after Heero*

Tien: ....... *watches the pile of shoes teeter-totter* ....That's not good

And so... the immense pile of shoes tips and falls. Directly on Alex and Meg. Hehehe....

Meg: o.o;;; .....Owwie....

Alex: *unconscious* X.x;;

Zechs: ...Erm, I believe we shall be leaving

Treize: But I haven't had my revenge!

Zechs: You'll get it next time dear, now let's go! *grabs Treize's wrist and walks out*

Bulma: Well, that was interesting.

Piccolo: *picks Alex out of the pile of shoes and throws her in her room*

Lissa: *pulls Meg out of the pile of shoes* I think you should reconsider your cleaning thing.. These shoes are dangerous =P

Meg: .....Augh

Kenny: Hmm hmm hmm.. *types away*

Meg: Lissy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Lissa: I dunno Meg, does it involve cheese and pokemon?

Meg: ....Erm, no O.o; Just, follow my lead ^^ *runs over to Kenny's computer and unplugs the mouse*

Kenny: Heey!

Lissa: *runs around* HEY! To me! To me! I'm open!

Meg: *tosses the mouse to Lissa*

Kenny: *jumps to catch it but misses* Oh no! Not again!

Lissa: Weee! *tosses it back to Meg*

Gokou: Yaay! *jumps in the middle with Ken* Monkey in the middle!

Meg: *tosses it back to Lissa* Jump!

Kenny: *jumps*

Gokou: *jumps, and rams into Kenny*

Kenny: Gah! *falls on the rug* Ow >_<

Ashka: ^.^ That is sooo pathetic

Pasha: Yeah, but it's SO adorable!

Trunks: RING AROUND THE ROSES!

Goten: POCKET FULL OF POSIES!

Trunks: ASHES!

Goten: ASHES!

Both: WE ALL! FALL! DOWN! *high five, then run away*

Piccolo: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! *charges*

Fin ^~