It’s another day in the RR, and Lissa’s sitting at the table surfing the net from a little laptop. Meg’s half-asleep on the couch, and nobody else seems to be around.…
Lissa: Augh! There’s NOTHING going on!
Meg: Is that bulletin still up? About the Gundam Pilots?
Lissa: Yeah, Relena had a website dedicated to them. Seems they’re M.I.A, how strange *rolls her eyes*
Meg: Poor Heero
Lissa: Yeah
Gokou: *runs into the RR* Lissa, can I have 10 dollars?
Lissa: Uhmm…Sure… *gives Gokou 10 dollars*
Gokou: Thanks! *runs out*
Meg: ……You just gave him 10 dollars!
Lissa: I was stunned! Let’s go after him!
Lissa & Meg: *run out of the RR after Gokou*
On the E-mail and Disclaimer page……
Gokou: *jumps around* WEE! I GOT IT FIRST! I GOT IT FIRST!
Meg: ….You got WHAT first?
Gokou: I just bought a farm for 10 dollars!!
Lissa: Ohmygawd! A farm?! Really?! Farms are so cool!
Gokou: Yeah! And it’s MINE!
Meg: That’s cool ^^
Gokou: Can we go visit it? Pleeaaase?!
Meg & Lissa: Sure!
And so, everyone is gathered in the RR, again….
Sean: Why do we have to come to these meetings? We’re not prisoners!
Lissa: That’s what YOU think ^^
Kenny: Eh O.o
Vejita: If this is another camping trip I’ll…
Meg: No! No camping!
Gokou: I bought a farm!
Chichi: You WHAT?
Gokou: With Lissa’s money O.o
Chichi: Oh, ok then
Ashka: Oh let me guess, we’re going to visit the farm?
Lissa: Hell yes!
Pasha: YEAH!
Ashka: Sweet *.*
Goten: A farm? You mean like, chores and stuff?!
Gohan: Oh come on Goten, it’ll be fun!
Trunks: *mutters* Traitor
Meg: Well you might as well get happy, because we’re going there whether you like it or not!
Kenny, Goten & Trunks: *sulk*
Sean: Don’t be such pansies! This’ll give you a chance to actually work off some of that flab!
Kenny: I AM NOT FAT!!
Meg: *snickers*
Lissa: Ok well, what are you all standing around for? Go grab your stuff! We have a bus to catch!
All: *scramble off*
2 hours later…..
Bulma: We’re getting good at this ‘You have two hours to pack’ stuff!
Chaozu: I don’t want to go!
Meg: Of course you’re going!
Lissa: *stares at Meg*
Meg: I’m going to pass you off as a pig and sell you to a random merchant!
All but Chaozu: *snicker*
Chaozu: I’d try and sell you off to a whore house, but you’re too skanky even for them!
Meg: WHY YOU LITTLE….
Sean: *grabs Meg’s arm and pulls her away from Chaozu* Down girl, we haven’t even left yet
Piccolo: *”accidentally” knocks Chaozu into the baggage compartment* Ok everything’s loaded, time to go
Lissa: Yay!
All: *board the bus*
After a long and boring bus ride….
Gokou: WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE! *jumps around like a 6 year old*
Tien: Baggage time….
Yamcha: Wow, that compartment door looks wedged shut! It’ll take a man to open it! *flexes*
Lissa: Oh gawd ~.~ *opens the compartment easily*
Yamcha: Or maybe a beautiful woman!
Lissa: *rolls her eyes*
Chaozu: *dives out of the compartment* AIR!!
Meg: Damn! And here I was thinking he flew out the window ~.~
Gero: Meg darling! Let me carry your suitcase!
Meg: …Uh, no
Tien: Of course not him! Let ME carry it!
Meg: I SAID NO!!
Tien & Gero: *back away quickly*
Videl: Aw! That farmhouse is adorable Gokou!
Screen switches to view the farmhouse. It looks rather run down, with two stories in height made entirely of wood. Nearby, there’s a HUGE barn at least 45 feet tall. It seems to have been painted red at one point, but now it’s chipped and faded. Inside there are stacks of hay, and a second floor with a hole in the center and a ladder leading up….
Kenny: Oh yeah. Just beautiful.
Lissa: Then we’ll fix it up!
Meg: Trunks, Goten, Ashka, Pasha, Lissa and I will paint the barn
Trunks: I don’t want to paint the barn!
Goten: Stupid paint ~.~
Lissa: Paint is fun ^^ But there’s a LOT of barn there, so Sean and Ken can help too
Sean: Aw man ~.~ *takes out the scrunchie*
Lissa: Aw, here Sean, have a cowboy hat! *hands Sean a cowboy hat*
Sean: Sweet! Thanks, Liss. *folds his hair up under the hat*
Meg: Hmmm, we need sleeping bags. And pillows, BIG FLUFFY PILLOWS! Bulma, Vejita, Chichi, and Gokou can go to town. And make sure the pillows actually HAVE stuffing in them and aren’t big and empty!
Bulma: …Right ^^; I’m driving!
Vejita: Hell no woman!
Chichi: Fine, since you two can’t agree, Gokou’s driving!
Gokou: Yay!
Vejita & Bulma: WHAT?!?!
Lissa: Uhh, gardens are really nice, so the losers can do that. Tien, Yamcha, Gero, Roshi and Chaozu can go plant a garden. Chaozu, if you mess up the garden we WILL sell you!!
Chaozu: *shudders* Hillbillies…
Roshi: It’ll be hard, but we’ll make the flowers as beautiful as you my sexy Lissa!
Lissa: Ew! Shut up! ><
Piccolo: I’ll…monitor them so they don’t do anything stupid.
Meg: Great! ^^
Lissa: Gohan and Videl, you guys can go to the well… *points* And get water and stuff! There are about 5 barrels over there… *points* And we’ll need them all filled ^^
Gohan: No problem!
Meg: If you weren’t who you are, I’d laugh at you.
Videl: Why?
Lissa: Because he grows up to be such a geek!
Gohan: Heh heh ^_^;;
Meg: *gasp*
Lissa: What’s up?
Meg: We have no paint!!
Gokou: Wow! The people that used to own this place had lots of four-wheelers!
Lissa: Four-wheelers? *.* Sweet
Meg: How many are there?
Sean: There are…six
Meg: Wow O.o Six? That’s kinda sad when you think about it. They left six 4-wheelers here
Lissa: Who cares! It’s perfect in my book! Townies and Paint people pair up, we’re riding in STYLE!
Meg: I am SO driving there
Lissa: Fine >< I’ll drive on the way back
Sean: I’m driving first, fatty
Kenny: Fine! I don’t care as long as you shut up!
Pasha & Ashka: SHOTGUN! *both hop on a different 4-wheeler*
Goten: I just hope we get there alive… *gets on with Ashka*
Trunks: I’m thinking this isn’t a good idea… *gets on with Pasha*
Bulma: Vejita, you’re riding with me and I’m driving first, and if you argue you’re staying here with the losers to make a garden!
Vejita: Damn you woman ~.~
Chichi: Gokou, you can drive ^^
Meg: *revs the motor* Are you sure about that Chichi?
Chichi: I have complete faith in my Gokou!
Lissa: …Then hopefully we’ll see you in town ^^;
Sean: *revs the motor* Hey Meggie
Meg: *looks up* What?
Sean: I’ll race ya! *motions for Kenny to get on the 4-wheeler*
Meg: You’re on! *does the same for Lissa*
Lissa & Kenny: *sigh and get on the 4-wheelers*
Sean & Meg: HOLD ON!
Meg: Ready!
Sean: Set!
Both: GO!!!! *slam into High and take off along the dirt road leaving a cloud of dust*
Ashka: ….C’mon Pasha! Get your goggles on, we’ll catch ‘em!
Pasha: *does so* Ok let’s….GO! *slams into High and takes off after the other two 4-wheelers*
Ashka: *does the same*
Trunks & Goten: O_O;;;;;;;;; *hold on for dear life*
Bulma: We’ll catch ‘em! *chases after the others on her 4-wheeler*
Gokou: Weeee! *pushes the accelerator and the 4-wheeler puts along*
Chichi: Gokou, shouldn’t you speed up a little? I can’t see the others anymore
Gokou: Hmm….kay! *slams into High and takes off down the road*
Chichi’s voice: GOOOOKOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Piccolo: The hell are you all standing around for? GET SOME HOES AND START DIGGING A PLACE FOR THE GARDEN!
Chaozu: There are no hoes, Meg just left!
Tien: *frantically* Piccolo! He doesn’t mean it! Really! *growls at Choazu* Chaozu go get some gardening tools!
Chaozu: *sighs* Fiiiiine *floats away then floats back with a pile of gardening tools(shovels, hoes, picks, fertilizer, and trowels)*
Yamcha: So how big is this gonna be?
Roshi: As big as Lissa’s beautiful brea---ERK!--sts *lies unconcious*
Piccolo: *puts the shovel down* Stupid old pervert
Gero: Err, so how big?
Piccolo: Pretty damn big, so start digging and I’ll tell you when to stop!
Gardeners: *groan and get to work*
Gohan: *over by the well with Videl* Ok so, you hold the barrel and I’ll pump water?
Videl: Well this should be easy!
Gohan: Ok! *starts pumping water*
Videl: *holds the barrel*
Well I think we know who got the easiest job! Anyways, let’s check on those town-goers…
Sean: I woulda won if fatty wasn’t on MY quad!
Kenny: Not!
Meg: You are such a liar! Kenny isn’t fat, he’s chubby! You’re just a bad driver!
Kenny: I’m not chubby!
Lissa: That’s right Ken *pats Kenny on the head*
Kenny: I’m not!!
Ashka: *looking at the town they’re in* This town is almost as ugly as that barn!
Pasha: Ashka! Ssshh! They might hear you! We have to get supplies, paint and stuff
Goten: Well look for a hardware store
Trunks: Over here!
Painting crew: *go to the hardware store*
Chichi: *hair is all out of place* Gokou, you
went WAY over the speed limit!
Gokou: Oh look! Wind chimes! *runs away*
Chichi: Gokou! I’m not done lecturing you yet!! *sighs*
Bulma: Well come on Vejita, we’ll go get pillows and sleeping bags in that store! *points to a store with blankets in the display window*
Vejita: *sighs* Fine woman *follows Bulma into the store*
Chichi: *glances around for Gokou, sighs and walks into the store after Vejita*
In the Hardware store….
Meg: We need paint!
Lissa: And lots of it!
Sean: We need lots of RED paint
Goten: Yeah, RED
Salesman: Uhhh… Did you check over where the girl with green hair is standing?
Ashka: Huh? What? *turns around* Oh! PAINT!!!
Pasha: How could you not notice a huge color chart?
Ashka: I don’t know ^^;;
Kenny: We don’t want a color chart, we want red paint! Think!! What color is red? *points to the red on the color chart* This is! Now get us about….
Meg: 40 cans
Lissa: 40?!
Meg: Yup
Sean: You heard the women! Get the paint!!
Salesman: Yes Sir!!!! *runs off*
Trunks: I think you scared him
Sean: Good ^_^
Kenny: I’m not a woman!!!
Sean: Yeah I know
Kenny: You just called me one!
Sean: Oh
Kenny: Aren’t you going to apologize?
Sean: Hell no, woman!
Kenny: SEAN!!!
Lissa: How are we paying for this?
Meg: Uhhh….credit? I made a card before we left the RR ^^;
Lissa: Genius! We have unlimited money in the RR! So, that card links into there?
Meg: Yup ^^
Salesman: *walks in followed by about 5 other salesmen, each carrying a large amount of paint buckets*
Ashka: Yay! ^^
Goten: Uh, you guys want some help?
Salesman: *nods*
Trunks: Uh… *goes around to a few of the salesmen and takes 10 cans in total*
Goten: *does the same*
Ashka: *takes 5 and makes them float in the air around her*
Pasha: *does the same*
Kenny & Sean: *grab 5 cans each*
Kenny: Told you I was just as strong as you! I’m not a woman!
Sean: You can’t last! You’re still flabby!
Meg: *rolls her eyes and pays the salesman with her credit card*
Lissa: *picks out a wagon*
Meg: *buys that too*
Kenny: Am not!
Painting crew: *leave the Hardware store*
Salesman: *shocked* Errr… Thank you come again!
Now let’s check on the bedding group…
Chichi: Okay! We have everything, don’t we?
Bulma: *double-checks* Yup!
Vejita: Then let’s get out of here! *walks out with the purchases*
Bulma: *rolls her eyes, pays with a credit card Meg gave her, and follows Vejita*
Chichi: *walks out behind Bulma* Gokou! Where are you?
Gokou: CHIMES!!! ~*!CRASH!*~ Oh man…. *runs over to Chichi and whistles innocently*
Chichi: …….Time to go!
Bulma: Everything’s loaded up on a wagon Lissa picked out. Ken and Lissa are going to pull the wagon with the 4-wheelers while Sean and Meg make sure the stuff stays in the back. We can just head back now
Vejita: This time I’M driving woman! *revs the motor*
Bulma: Oh dear…. *gets on with Vejita*
Vejita: *takes off on the 4-wheeler*
Chichi: Get on the 4-wheeler Gokou, we’re staying UNDER the speed limit this time!
Gokou: Yes Chichi *drives the 4-wheeler away slowly*
Lissa: Ready?
Meg: Ready! *gets in the wagon with Sean*
Kenny: Let’s go! *moves forward slowly*
Lissa: *keeps pace with Kenny*
Kenny & Lissa: *speed up so that they’re going as fast as Gokou and Chichi, then pass them*
Sean: BYE!!!! *waves at Gokou and Chichi*
Meg: Gokou! There is no speed limit out here!
Gokou: *eyes light up* YAY!! *slams the 4-wheeler into High and takes off down the road*
About half an hour later…
Kenny: *shuts off the 4-wheeler* That was fun!
Meg: Oh yeah, especially when you and Lissa pulled that jump and we FLEW INTO THE AIR!
Sean: You two are SO lucky we landed in the wagon again!
Meg: And on the pillows and sleeping bags!
Lissa: Hehe ^^;;;
Ashka: Wow Piccolo! The garden’s coming along great!
Piccolo: *looks proud* Thanks
Yamcha: What are you praising HIM for? We did all the work!
Pasha: Shut up, nobody cares! It was his….uh….leadership that lead to the making of this garden! So stop complaining and keep hoeing!
