It's another loud day in the RR. I think we've started a trend ^^ Okay well, Meg downloaded a song by Linkin Park and has been singing that for a while now, jumping around as she does so. Kenny's messing around with the computers, Sean's constructing a new sheath for his sword, and Lissa's flipping through the TV channels...
Lissa: DAMNIT! Why are there so many GOLF tournaments on?!
Meg: Just like befoooore.... *jumping around* Everything you say to meee.... TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EGDE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!!
Sean: Augh! This construction paper is NOT taping together!!
Ashka: *blinks* Sean, how will your sword stay in a sheath made of paper? Won't it like, cut?
Pasha: *sitting on the couch with Lissa, except she's upside down with her feet over the back of the couch and her head hanging off the edge* Boredom....
Kenny: ................
Meg: *twirls* I need a little room to breeeaaathe... CUZ I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!! Everything you say to meeeee... TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!! I need a little room to breeaathe...
Ashka: *tackles Meg and clamps a hand over her mouth* SHUT UP!!
Meg: That's cool, cuz that's what he says too!!
Ashka: *sighs* No more Linkin Park today, ok Meg?
Meg: Okie.
Goten: *walks in and sees Ashka sitting on Meg* Ashi! You're.... cheating on me?! *dramatic gasp*
Trunks: *pushes Goten in* I'm sure you heard her as well as I did, Goten
Goten: You mean the loud footsteps, heavy metal, and the "SHUT UP"? Yup, clear as a bell
Ashka: *gets off Meg and helps her up* Yeah well, staying cooped up in here is starting to get to me ~.~
Lissa: AAAARRRRGHH!!! *throws a sock at the TV* ....What the?! *picks it up* Okay, WHOSE SOCK IS THIS?!
Sean: Hey!! *snatches it*
Lissa: It's yours, Sean?
Sean: No, but it'll work for a sheath!
Pasha: *spins rightside-up* No it won't
Sean: What are you talking about? Of course it will!
Ashka: *sighs* Your sword will cut that too, Sean
Sean: ...... My sword rocks ^_^
Meg: O.o;; *looks around*
Lissa: *paces around the room* Golf golf golf.... DAMNIT! What's so great about Golf?!
Kenny: *looking at eBay* No damnit! Not THREE! I want FOUR!
Meg: . o O ( Four..... )
Piccolo: *walks in from the backyard* Whose golf club is this? *holds up a deformed club* It was wrapped around the tree
Ashka: Oh that poor tree!
Meg: . o O ( Club..... )
Pasha: Gaawwwwddd, I'm so bored. Can't we go for a walk? I need a walking stick
Meg: . o O ( Walk and hit things with sticks... )
Bulma: *storms upstairs* No! The shopping cart was NOT made for you to hold your cans of hair gel in!
Vejita: I will keep my hair gel wherever I want, woman!
Meg: . o O ( Cart..... )
Alex: *walks out of her room* Damnit, where's Gohan? My T3 connection is going slow!
Meg: That's IT!
All: *stop and stare at Meg*
Meg: I have an idea ^.^
All: ........ AAAAHHHHH!! *scamper away*
Lissa: Company.... HALT!
All: *stop*
Lissa: I'm sure I'm going to regret this but, what's your idea Meg?
Meg: Golf *.*
Lissa: Yeah, I hate it too.
Meg: No no, we should all go PLAY golf!
All: X.x;;;
Alex: Nevermind! I can fix it myself! *heads for her door*
Sean: *grabs Alex by the collar* No way, you're not getting out that easily!
Alex: But, I don't like sports!
Lissa: Golf isn't a sport!
Meg: Yes it is!
Lissa: Nuh uh!
Meg: Yuh huh!
Ashka: o.o;;;; I'LL PLAY!
Meg: ^.^ Of course you will, everybody's going to play!
All: *groan and look at Ashka*
Ashka: I couldn't stand their bickering anymore ~.~
Trunks: Na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na. Can't stand your nagging anymore....
Goten: *blinks at Trunks*
Trunks: o_o;;; Leave me alone! *turns away*
Videl: *walks into the RR* ............ *looks around and goes to walk back out*
Gohan: *runs into Videl* Whoa! You ok? You turned so fast that.... *looks around the RR*
Videl: *with wide eyes* Run! Save yourself!
Meg: *evil grin* Hey guys..... Come over here
Lissa: ....Hmm. Watching these guys play golf *would* be pretty fun...
Kenny: DAMN YOU EBAY!! I WANTED THAT SAKURA DOLL!
Everyone else: *slowly look at Kenny*
Kenny: I mean.... No I didn't!
Alex: ........ *changes her metallic arm into a golf club* Hehe... I rock.
Gokou: *frolics up the stairs* Hi everybody!
Lissa: Ah... the comic relief. Hi Gokou! ^^
Gokou: Hi! ^.^ What's going on?
Pasha: Meg wants to take us golfing
Gokou: Oh yeah! I had a golf club, but Vejita took it outside and I never saw it again
All: *sweatdrop*
Meg: *got hold of a phone* Yep. That's 21. No I'm *NOT* joking. Don't laugh at me! I'm bringing 21 people there. At the most. You better be prepared. Damn you! What's your name? Sheldon? Fine, Sheldon, we'll see who's LAUGHING when I bring my 21 people to GOLF and you tell THEM that's impossible! Damn you! *hangs up*
Lissa: ......?
Meg: *breathes* ...... ^^ All set!
All: Gah! *big sweatdrop*
And so, the RR cast set off in a bus. They drive up to the Golf Course Club House, and Meg runs inside screaming "Sheldon"....
Sheldon: *watches 21 people cram into the Club House* What the...? *sees Meg grinning evilly* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Meg: DAMN YOU! *dives at him*
Piccolo: *grabs Meg out of the air* Calm down!
Chaozu: You're causing a scene, troll!
Meg: *pelts Chaozu with a rolled-up scorecard* Quiet, you little golfball! I might be tempted to use YOU to tee-off soon!
Lissa: *walks up to the desk* We'd like to rent some 4-man golf carts
Sheldon: H-How many?
Lissa: Well, there's 21 of us. You do the math.
Sheldon: 5 or 6?
Meg: Five. Chaozu can sit in the golf bag. We need to rent golf bags. Two people will share each bag. Chaozu isn't playing.
Chaozu: Says you, whore!
Meg: Damnit you little moose! The club is bigger than you!
Chaozu: YOU STUPID SKANK! *dives at Meg*
Lissa: *whacks Chaozu with a golf bag* You're the caddy for Tien and Yamcha!
Chaozu: *falls to the floor* Aaaaahhh!!! My heart... erk.... my tiny heart... *spasms*
All: O.O;;;;
Yamcha: Chaozu! *takes the bag off him*
Chaozu: *doesn't move*
Ashka: Lissa.... did you kill it?
Kenny: ...Oh well. Not a big loss. *turns away*
Vejita: He's not DEAD!
All: *turn to Vejita* What?
Vejita: If he was DEAD, he wouldn't be swinging that golf club at Meg's head right now!
Meg: *screams and drops to the floor, 3-Iron barely missing her head*
Piccolo: *grabs the 3-Iron and shakes Chaozu off of it* Damn it! We were better off with him being dead!
Okay... We'll just skip to after they've made teams and assigned carts. They're in groups of four(plus Chaozu) : 1- Meg, Lissa, Sean, & Kenny; 2- Ashka, Pasha, Goten, & Trunks; 3- Gokou, Chichi, Bulma, & Vejita; 4- Gohan, Videl, Alex, & Piccolo; 5- Tien, Yamcha, Roshi, Gero, and Chaozu. ..... *blinks at the last group* Hoo-boy...
Meg: *aquired a golfing hat in the Club House (brimmed-touque with pompom)* Okay! Bye guys! *waves and walks to hole #1*
Lissa: Well, this should be interesting. Have I mentioned how much I hate golf?
Kenny: *carrying his golf bag* Yes Lissa, many times
Lissa: Just checking.
Meg: Guuuyyys! C'mon, it won't be THAT bad!
Sean: I still don't understand why I can't hit the ball with my sword
Lissa: Oh Sean. *thinks* Beeeecause... Your sword is soooo great, it'd chop the ball in half! You have a less chance of doing that with a club, ya'know?
Sean: I like swords ^_^
Meg: Okay, I'll shoot first! *runs up to the tee-off spot and puts her ball and tee in the ground* Oookay... *lines up, swings, and.... whiffs* AH!
Kenny: You missed it entirely!
Meg: I KNOW >.O
Lissa: I thought you were GOOD at this?
Meg: *sighs* Whiffs don't count.
Sean: What don't count?
Kenny: When you swing, miss the ball entirely, and slam your club into the ground
Lissa: You don't slam your club in the ground!
Kenny: ...Right, you don't *shifty eyes*
Meg: *swings again, and nails the ball around 150 feet*
Group #1: O.O;
Meg: ^.^; Next!
Lissa: Damn golf.... *mimics Meg, and goes to swing*
Sean: BIRD!!
Lissa: AH! *screams and drops to the ground, arms over her head*
A little bird flies overhead...
Meg: Seeean! You don't yell when there's a bird!
Sean: She could've hit it!
Lissa: *growls, swings and hits the ball about 50 feet* I HIT IT! WOOHOO!
Kenny: *claps* My turn! *steps up, swings, and hits the ball a good 250 feet*
Meg: Omigod... You've done this before!
Kenny: Nuh uh! You just SUCK!
Meg: Shut up Kenny >.O
Sean: My tuuu~uurn!
Group #1: *unenthusiastically* Yay.
Sean: OK.... .... ..... ..... ..... *stares at the ball* ..... ..... ..... .... *slowly sticks it in the ground* .... .... .... ....
Meg: .....Sean?
Sean: SHUSH! I'm concentrating! *shakes his ass as he lines up with the ball*
Lissa: *snickers*
Sean: *winds up slowly and whams it down, sending the ball and an extremely large piece of dirt flying* Hm. Yes. Okay, time to move on! *frolics*
Group #1: O.O;;;;;;;;
And this group has a person that KNOWS how to golf! Oh dear... Let's check on Group #2...
Ashka: ...How do I do this?
Pasha: Swing the stick, hit the ball, get it in that hole down there
Goten: Well, maybe not get it in that hole on the first shot...
Ashka: *hits the ball, and it rolls into the hole* Woohoo!
All: *stare at the ball as it rolls into the hole*
Trunks: You've got to be kidding me! That hole's like 300 feet away!
Goten: Yeah well, if they can do it, I CAN DO IT! *steps up, swings, and sends a clod of dirt flying*
Trunks: .... You missed the ball
Pasha: Practice shot!
Goten: I'll get it this time! *swings again, and the same thing happens*
Ashka: Oh dear... Hon, maybe you're moving your arms too much?
Goten: *twitches* I can do this, Ashi
Ashka: I have complete faith in you ^.^
Pasha: *snorts*
Ashka: What?
Goten: *nails the ball and it flies about 170 feet*
Goten & Ashka: WOOHOO! *jump in the air*
Trunks: *smirks and shakes his head*
Pasha: Trunks' turn ^.^
Ashka: Yeah, 'CMON Trunks! *gets in his face* Show us what you're made of! YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?! YOU'RE GONNA MISS!!
Goten: Ack! *pulls Ashka away* Ashi! No!
Pasha: *cackles*
Ashka: *gets away from Goten and points at Trunks giving him a death glare*
Trunks: ..... *rolls his eyes* Okay..... Somebody needs therapy...
Goten: TRUNKS! *tackles Ashi* Let it go Ashi, let it go!
Trunks: *whacks the ball onto the fairway* Good hit, Trunks.
Pasha: *blinks* ...... Oh dear..... *starts walking along the fairway*
.....What fun! Well, looks like these two teams are doing well. ... ... Hehe. Not. Anyways, time to move on. If everybody takes this long, who knows what will happen?.....
Gokou: *rolls down a hill*
Chichi: Gokou! NO! *drives down the hill in her cart*
Vejita: *rolls his eyes* This is stupid. It isn't worth my time.
Bulma: *dressed like a golfer with plaid pants, a plaid vest and a plaid hat* Oh c'mon Vejita! *latches onto his arm* This is fun!
Vejita: *sighs and keeps walking* Well.. Things could be worse. If Kakarotto wasn't being such an idiot, we'd actually have to play.....
Well. Looks like they're going to have a funny score, aren't they? =D Okay, let's move onto the more inerestingly created groups. Group 4 first....
Alex: This officially sucks. *swats a bug* Why did my ball go into the pond?!
Videl: *from the fairway* Alex? Did you find it? Maybe you should just take a penalty and use a new ball?
Alex: HELL NO WOMAN!! *keeps wading*
Gohan: *sighs as another group of people passes them* This isn't going very well...
Videl: Yeah... And where'd Piccolo go?
Gohan: ...... I don't know?
Piccolo: ~_~ *under a tree near the clubhouse* ~_~ .... ZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZz....
Gohan: ALEX! *pulls out a ball identical to the one Alex was using and throws it in the pond near him* HERE'S YOUR BALL!
Alex: *arm transforms into a frightening laser and she aims it at Gohan* DON'T LIE TO ME, GEEK BOY! *keeps wading*
Gohan & Videl: O.O;;; *sweatdrop*
... Temper, temper =P Now, for our last group....
Group 5: *don't have golf bags, and aren't even on a hole*
Yamcha: DAMNIT! I'm going to drive!
Gero: NO WAY! I'm gonna drive, you loser!
Roshi: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG! I'M GOING TO DRIVE! *climbs into the cart*
Chaozu: *shoves Roshi out* NO WAY! Tien's going to drive! <3_<3
Tien: ...No... That's ok.. I don't really want to...
Chaozu: TIEN'S GOING TO DRIVE!
Gero: NO! I'm driving!
Yamcha: I don't think so!
Gero: I think so!
Roshi: I'M driving!
Chaozu: NO YOU'RE NOT! Tien's going to drive!
Tien: No really... Chaozu... I don't want to...
Gero: HAH! And you think you can compete for Meg?! I'LL WIN HER YET, TRICLOPS!
Tien: WHAT?!?!
Yamcha: I'm younger and hotter than you all, I'm going to drive and Lissa will fall MADLY in love with me and we'll be ROCKING this golf cart!!
Roshi: If anybody's going to rock this golf cart with Lissa, it'll be ME!!
Lissa's voice: Well, golfing wasn't THAT bad... We went pretty fast...
Yamcha & Roshi: LISSA! MY LOVE!!
Chaozu: THE SKANK!
Meg's voice: Yeah, it's kind of pathetic considering we passed EVERYONE...
Tien & Gero: MEG! MY DARLING!!
Chaozu: THE SLUT WITH THE BIG ASS!
Meg: *stops* What the fu-
Gero, Roshi, Tien, Yamcha, and Choazu: *charge*
Lissa: *screams and dives behind Kenny*
Meg: *ducks behind Sean* Stop them!!
Sean: What the hell am I supposed to do?!
Piccolo: *snores and rolls over, rolling down the hill and slamming into the charging group* GAH!!
Group #5: *are knocked off balance by Piccolo, and fly into a fence, smashing it into little bits*
Sheldon: *runs outside*
Meg: *sweatdrops* ^.^;; Hehe, time to go! *runs*
Back at the RR.....
Ashka: I told you! I kicked your ass, Trunks! *waves her scorecard in his face*
Trunks: *blinks* It wasn't a competition, Ashka
Pasha: *laughing* Ashka's not good with competitive sports
Alex: It wasn't my fault!
Videl: Yes it was! You threatened those tourists! Those poor people ran away screaming...
Alex: They looked at me funny!! <.<
Lissa: O.o So... you lost your scorecard?
Bulma: .... I don't know how it happened! We were doing so well too...
Gokou: WEEEE! I'm a BIRD!! *flaps his arms and runs in circles*
Chichi: *sweatdrops* Oh, Gokou...
Vejita: *smirks*
Gero: *trying to put his arm back on* Master! Why won't you help me with this?
Gohan: Because I don't LIKE you! Get away from me!
Roshi: *poses* I'm still as strong as I was 60 years ago!
Yamcha: *snorts*
Roshi: *points a finger at Yamcha* And you KNOW IT! >_O
Tien: Sit down, old man. You're making everyone sick!
Chaozu: *latched onto Tien's leg* ^_^
Tien: *sighs*
Meg: Well, it could've been worse!
All: *stare at Meg*
Meg: *defensively* Well, it COULD have! >.O
Ashka: *takes out a lil keyboard and plays a few notes*
