Note: Lissa's birthday is on November 24th. E-mail her and wish her a happy sweet 16 =D
It's Lissa's Birthday!
Meg: SHHH!
Oops.. *quietly* It's Lissa's Birthday!
Meg: Better.
Okay, well, since it's her birthday, a few members of the RR cast decided to make it a field trip to somewhere they haven't gone yet. Well, you'll understand what I mean...
Pasha: *whispering loudly* Everybody ready?
Everyone: *nod*
Meg: *grins and flashes a thumbs-up* HEY! LISSA! GET YOUR LAZY ASS IN HERE!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Lissa: *walks in* The hell is all the yelling about?!
Everyone: *jump up* SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Lissa: O.O;;;; You guys! No way!
Ashka: ^.^ We have fun stuff planned!
Lissa: But! We didn't do anything fun for Meg's birthday last time...
Meg: *fakes a grin* Eh-heh... No big deal. There's always next year. Eh-heh. *sweatdrops*
Pasha: ^^; Yeah, we kind of skipped Meg's birthday... Sorry Meg!
Meg: *grins* It's okay. Besides, we have another birthday to think about! *points at Lissa*
Sean: Hell yes. Let's get out of here. This girly-bonding and apologizing is boring.
Lissa: Where are we going? o.o
Ashka: *rolls her eyes* If we told you...
Meg: ...It wouldn't be a surprise! Now let's go! *grabs Lissa's wrist and drags her out of the RR, the rest of the cast following slowly*
And they're off! Firstly, it's time to go to the bus stop. Yes, they still ride the bus. Aren't they strange?
Meg: ... .... .... *watches the bus pull up* YES! I GET THE BACK! *runs to the back of the bus and sits in one of the rear seats*
Ashka: YEAH! *follows Meg*
Lissa: *sweatdrops and gets on the bus*
Bulma: This should be interesting... *gets on the bus*
Everyone else: *pile onto the bus*
Wooo! And the bus starts to move...
Meg: BUS DRIVER!
Kenny: HEY! ARE YOU DEAF?
Lissa: o.o;; You guys are insane.
Pasha: *walks to the front of the bus and leans next to the bus driver* Hey there.
Bus Driver: *sweatdrops and tries not to look at Pasha*
Ashka: PASHA! YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
Trunks: O_o; What are you talking about, Ashka?
Ashka: Everyone knows you have to show some cleavage to get the bus driver's attention!
Pasha: WHAT?! *runs and sits back down*
Trunks: NO WAY! Ashka, why don't YOU do it?
Goten: No way!
Alex: You guys are such losers. >.O *walks to the front and yells in the bus driver's ear* HEY!
Bus Driver: *twitches* Can I help you miss?
Alex: Can you turn the radio on?
Bus Driver: I'd rather not, miss...
Alex: TURN THE RADIO ON!
Bus Driver: *turns the radio on*
Alex: Good boy. *goes and sits down*
Pasha: *glares at Ashka* You have to show some CLEAVAGE Alex, remember?
Ashka: Yeah, and we're not losers. >.O
A man is heard announcing requests on the radio:
"Hey everybody and welcome back! That was, "Ultrasensitive" by "Merlin"! What a great song. Now we have a SPECIAL request from... A very determined girl, who sent a friend of hers down to.. help us arrange a special time for her song.
Hello?
{Hello?}
Hi there!
{Hi.}
You sound very excited.
{Yup.}
..Okay, what song are you requesting?
{Crazy by Britney Spears. It's my friend Lissa's FAVORITE song in the ENTIRE world.}
Really now?
{Yes. It's her birthday today.}
Happy birthday Lissa.
{I'm not Lissa you retard.}
Of course you're not. And who is this I'm talking to?
{Meg.}
Well, it was.. nice talking to you Meg.
{I know.}
Right. So here's "Crazy" by Britney Spears, dedicated to Lissa. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISSA!
{You suck.}
Lissa: *snorts* Meg, you're such a loser
Meg: *grins* Hey, they actually played it! I thought I was going to have to send Vejita down there again...
Vejita: *smirks* They screamed and ran away. I had to gather them all up and scream at them for 10 minutes.
Bulma: But you were gone for almost an hour!
Vejita: After I gathered them all up I had to make sure they played it at the right time... and that they were truly terrified of me.
Lissa: *sweatdrops* Great... But couldn't you have at least picked a GOOD song?
Meg: It was Ashka and Pasha's idea
Pasha: *dancing in the aisle* OOHHHH Crazy! But it feels alright!
Ashka: *twirls* Baby thinking of you keeps me *shakes her hips* Up all night!
Goten: *snickers* Imagine a guy singing that...
Gohan: *snorts* Goten, you're so immature.
Goten: If I'M so immature, why are you LAUGHING? Huh? HUH? *flicks the back of Gohan's ear*
Gohan: AH! *jerks forward*
Meg: *glances out the window* AAAHHH! STOP HERE!!
The bus screeches to a halt.
Lissa: What?! What happened?!
Ashka: *landed face-first on the aisle floor* There had BETTER be a good reason for that, Meg!
Pasha: *'conveniently' landed on Trunks* Oh, I'm sure she had a good reason. ^^
Meg: *grins* We're here.
Gokou: We're where?! Oh I'm so excited! *runs out of the bus and starts jumping up and down* Come on guys! Let's go!
The bus drives away, leaving them stranded in the middle of what looks like a desert...
Lissa: Meg, where the hell did you take us? *stares as an incredibly large hole appears from thin air*
Meg: *eyes sparkle* No no Lissa, it's where am I GOING to take us. ^.~ *grins and pushes Lissa through the hole*
Pasha: O.O Lissa! Meg, what are you doing?
Meg: *grins* Come on guys, it's time for some fun! *dives into the hole*
Okay, has Meg gone insane or something? ......That is possible, but I doubt it. Okay, so, where has everyone gone? After Meg disappeared, everyone dove into the hole one by one, by choice or by force. Piccolo made sure everyone had gone through the hole, and he followed soon after. As soon as they landed on the other side, the hole disappeared...
Sean: Piccolo, are you NUTS? What do you think you were doing, throwing us into a black hole?!
Meg: *grins* Hey guys!
Ashka: You KNEW Piccolo was going to do that, didn't you!
Meg: *shrugs, grinning* It was a surprise. I only told Piccolo because I KNEW he wouldn't tell anyone, and could take care of any stragglers.
Bulma: Alright, so, where are we?
A train comes to a screeching halt nearby
Videl: WAIT! Let me guess! "Everybody on the train"?
Meg: You got it. *gets on the train*
All: *get on the train*
The train starts to move along the track. Five minutes later...
Lissa: *staring out the window* Alright, I don't recognize ANY of this landscaping. What's with all the mountains? And... *blinks as a large yellow chicken runs by* ....Oh my god.
Goten: AH! *slams against the window* A Chocobo!
Trunks: Wait wait... We're in a FINAL FANTASY game?
Kenny: It has trains...
Alex: Final Fantasy VIII.
Gokou: *blinks* How did you know that?
Alex: *shrugs* I just saw a flying ship with large rings around the base of it making musical sounds as it glided by.
Ashka: A Garden?
Meg: Galbadia Garden. Balamb's Garden is currently parked at Balamb.
Lissa: *sweatdrops* But.. I don't know anything about FF8!
Pasha: Wow... This is cool Lissa. I love your birthday.
Meg: Maybe you'll get to meet Squall or Seifer. ^.^
Alex: Squall? Doubtful. Headmaster Squall might be a little busy to meet with the birthday girl.
Lissa: *stomps her foot* Then make him unbusy! He's cute. ^^
Chaozu: The whores sucked us in on another lame field trip.
Ashka: Shut up you little opossum or we'll feed you to a Caterchipillar!
Chichi: Don't be ridiculous Ashka, that's cruelty to Caterchipillars!
Gokou: *snorts* You're so silly Chichi.
Gero: Which game is that? Is that the one with the slutty-looking girl in the pink dress? The one with brown hair?
Meg: *smacks Gero* No you FOOL! NEVER EVER insult FF8 by putting Aeris in it! Never!
Tien: *considers* I believe Aeris should have been killed in the opening scenes, Meg
Meg: That's a smart boy.
Yamcha: *snorts* Suck up
Vejita: *looks out the window* We've stopped in the middle of nowhere, at some small train station.
Yamcha: Lissa, let me carry you out of the train car!
Lissa: Uh... no. I'm fine.
Tien: *snickers* At least it worked when I did it.
Yamcha: Oh shut up ~_~
???: Hey there! Are you the.. 'D B Z' party?
Meg: *hops off the train, her long coat swishing at her calves* Hey Zelly.
Zell: Hey Meg! You're back to visit again?
Meg: *flips her hair* Of course! I love it here. ^.^
Chaozu: *snarls* What a slut...
Lissa: *blinks* Okay, so fine. He doesn't look as bad as he does in that picture.
Videl: No kidding ^^;
Gohan: *sweatdrops* Videl...
Videl: Uh.. heheh.. I love you honey. ^^ *glomps Gohan*
Alex: Back AGAIN? Meg, why is it you NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL ME?
Meg: Because >.O You'd flip out. And I didn't want you being this big slut over in the FF8 world. I wasn't sure whether you'd stay hetero, which would make the new you a lesbian; or become gay, which would make the new you hetero... And it would make EVERYTHING retarded and screwed up!
Alex: O.o; You are SO weird.
Zell: *sweatdrops* Right. So, hey, are we going or what? *punches the air* I wanna get back to Garden while they still have hotdogs...
Kenny: How are we gonna get there? We're in the middle of nowhere.
Sean: *turns around* Holy CRAP! *stares at what looks to be a dragon, but is really a spaceship*
Ashka: *starry eyes* We get to ride in the Ragnarok?!
Zell: Of course ^_^ Hey, which one of you has the birthday?
Lissa: *raises her hand*
Trunks: Lissa, you're not in school. ^_^
Zell: Well, Happy Birthday. Headmaster Squall will meet with you guys in about twenty minutes. *heads towards the Ragnarok*
Lissa: O.O We get to meet Squall?! Can I have his Gunblade? Or his pendant? Oh c'mon, I want a souvenier! *runs after Zell*
Meg: ^.^ *follows Zell and Lissa*
Kenny: I have a feeling we're going to be walking most of today...
Sean: You'll need the exercise, because once I get my hands on a gunblade...
Kenny: Don't even think about it Sean.
Sean: Try and stop me! *thinks about it*
Kenny: u_u; You're such a loser.
Pasha: Maybe we should leave Sean here, and Seifer can kick his ass.
Goten: *snorts* Seifer can't kick anyone's ass.
Trunks: He kicked your ass.
Goten: *shifty eyes* Well... that's different!
Trunks: *grins* Whatever. Let's go!
So, everybody gets on the Ragnarok. Good thing it's a big ship!
Meg: *walks into the control room* Hey Selphie, hi Irvine.
Selphie: *bouncing in the pilot seat* Hi Meg! ^.^
Irvine: *tips his hat* Hey Meggie, looks like you went and got yourself a long coat like Seifer's, huh?
Meg: *pouts* Until he gives me his coat I'm stuck with this.
Lissa: *coughs*
Meg: Ah! Guys, this is Lissa ^^ It's her birthday! *hisses* Say happy birthday!
Gokou: *runs in screaming* THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE SHIP!!
Ashka: *screams* NO! I thought Squall and Rinoa KILLED THEM ALL!!
Pasha: O.o; Ashi, calm down. You're gonna have a heart attack.
Ashka: *growls* You OBVIOUSLY weren't WATCHING when Goten had to kill all those freaky things!
Meg: Pash, picture a thin mastadon made of lizard skin. Or at least, it looked like lizard skin...
Pasha: Ew! >.O
Gokou: *blinks* There's a monster in the ship.
A chocobo walks in
Gokou: AAAHHHH! THE MOSTER!!! AAAAHHHH!! *runs out screaming*
Goten: *sweatdrops* Of course... a giant chicken...
Trunks: *grins* Are you talking about your dad or the chocobo?
Goten: Har de har har. You're SO funny.
Trunks: I try. ^_^
Ashka: *mumbles* Not hard enough...
Trunks: WHAT?! *glares at Ashka*
Ashka: *glares back* YOU HEARD ME!
Zell: Hey hey guys, take it outside of the control room! *pushes them onto the elevator pad and watches them slide to the lower room*
Selphie: Wow, those two sure don't get along very well.
Pasha & Goten: Eh heh... ^^
Irvine: Maybe they're having an affair and the fighting is just an act...
Lissa: *glances at Pasha and Goten, who are looking pissed-off* No Irvine, trust me. It's just a sibling rivalry thing, which is weird bcause they aren't related... at all....
Meg: *pats Lissa on the head* Don't think to hard Liss, you'll pop a vein and then we'll have to take you to FF7 to see Hojo so he can implant a new vein into your head while secretly sending in Jenova particles and turning you into Sephiroth #2!
Alex: .... *blank stare* You're such an idiot.
Meg: *twiddles her thumbs* Am not...
Selphie: We're he~re.
And so, now everyone's on the ground. they approach the Garden, when a big monster shows up! Before Irvine, Selphie, or Zell can even try to retaliate, Pasha and Ashka have chased it away with sticks. Gokou decided to go wandering, ran into a Chocobo, and returned screaming. Loudly. So, now they've arrived in Garden!
Meg: *walks into Garden and glances around* ........SQUALL!!!!
Lissa: Ow!! Meg, you screamed in my ear!
Irvine: *sweatdrops* Well, you got his attention anyways...
Everybody watches as Squall Leonhart descends to the first floor by way of the glass elevator.
Squall: *steps out of the elevator and waves meekly*
Meg: Hi Squall! *waves enthusiastically, grabs Lissa's wrist and drags her towards him*
Lissa: O.O Meg!
Ashka: ...Ohh.... Pretty.... *wanders away*
Goten: ...Ashi? Where are you going? *follows*
Chaozu: What the hell kind of coat is that? ..... *gasp* TIEN! IT'S A PIMP! A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PIMP! KILL HIM, TIEN!!
Alex: *snarls* Don't you DARE insult Squall like that, urchin! *picks up Chaozu and attempts to drown him in a fountain*
Tien: Hey! Leave Chaozu alone!
Alex: He's an URCHIN! He can BREATHE underwater! Dolt!
Yamcha: Hmm.. Alex is supposed to be really smart, since she's on her computer all day.. We should trust what she says.
Alex: *narrows her eyes* Yes... yes you should.
Vejita: *grabs a random SeeD by the jacket* Hey you! Where's your gravity chamber?
Bulma: Vejita, they don't make those here!
Vejita: *snorts* Well then, where do you go to train?
SeeD: It's over there, sir. And I'd appreciate it if you let go of my uniform.
Vejita: *lets go of him and walks away*
Bulma: *sweatdrops* Sorry about that.
SeeD: *grins* No problem. I remember this one time, where I was fighting and...
Bulma: o.o;
Squall: *meets Meg and Lissa at the bottom of the stairs* Heh... quite a crowd you have here, Meg.
Meg: Yeah ^.^ Well, they're behaving themselves at the moment...
They look to see Alex still attempting to drown Chaozu, Tien and Yamcha trying to play Triple Triad with Kenny, Piccolo holding Gero and Roshi off the ground by the scruff of the neck while they whistle at the female students, Bulma bored out of her mind, Videl and Gohan playing with the Directory, and Trunks, Pasha, and Goten trying to get Ashka out of the fountain. Wait... Ashka's in the fountain?!
Lissa: *gasps* ASHKA!
Meg: Ashka! Stop being a retard! Get out of the fountain!
Ashka: *attempting to swim in the shallow water* Oooohhh....waterish. ^^ *splashes Goten*
Goten: *balancing on the side of the fountain, trying not to fall in* Ashi, no! Come here!
Ashka: *blows bubbles*
Alex: HAD ENOUGH?! ARE YOU READY TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS NOW, TREE MONKEY?!
Goten: Wah! *falls on Alex, knocking her into the fountain and freeing Chaozu*
Chaozu: *gasps for air and jumps out of the fountain* Tien!!
Trunks: O_o; Well...
Pasha: *grabs Trunks' arm* We don't know them... *drags him away*
Trunks: Good plan!
Meg: ...Eh, well... Maybe that was an overstatement...
Squall: *grins* Yeah. Hey, is this Lissa? Happy birthday Lissa.
Lissa: *blushes* Thanks. ^^;
Meg: Where's Mr. Attitude?
Squall: *shrugs* I don't know. Go break a rule, he and the Disciplinary Committee will come running.
Alex: *in the fountain water* TWIT! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Meg: *eyebrow twitches* IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU LAZY TANK ASS!
Alex: MY ASS IS NOT A TANK!!!
Meg: *growls* SAYS YOU!
Squall: Yeah, that should get their attention....
Lissa: Whose?
Squall: Seifer, Fujin and Raijin.
Zell: They're crazy.
Selphie: *nods* Definitely.
Irvine: Selphie doesn't even get that crazy when she's in super-hyper mode...
Zell: No kidding...
Selphie: HEY! >.O
???: WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT?!
???: RAGE!
???: You shouldn't be yelling in Garden, ya know?!
Meg: O.o; All they need are matching outfits and retardo poses, and they'd look just like....
Lissa: Shh!
Meg: Eh-heh! ^^ SEIFER! YOU OWE ME 200 GIL!
Seifer: *sweatdrops* What?!
Meg: ^.^ *waves*
Fujin: RAGE! PUNISHMENT?
Raijin: It's just Meg and a bunch of her friends, ya know.
Fujin: DAMN.
Seifer: >_O Great, what the hell are you doing here?
Meg: Oh, you know you missed me ^.^ And this is Lissa, wish her a happy birthday! *throws Lissa forward*
