The DBZ cast, Pasha and Ashka included, are all sitting in the RR *Ramble Room*, preparing themselves to decorate the site for the upcoming holidays. Of course not EVERYONE is enjoying themselves...
Meg: Come on people! Pick up the pace! We’ve got a thousand things to do today.
Lissa: Meg’s right, let’s go guys. Wait a sec….anyone seen Piccolo? Gohan!
Gohan: What?
Lissa: Do you know where Piccolo is?
Gohan: Um….check the profiles page, he said he wanted to go somewhere quiet so he could meditate or something.
Lissa: Kay, thanks! *walks over to the profiles page* *clears her throat* PICCOLOOO!?
Piccolo: *drops onto the floor* Gaah! What the….oh, it’s you.
Lissa: Yes, it’s me. Now, are you going to come with me and Ashka to get the Christmas tree, or do we have to go get it all by ourselves?
Piccolo: Alright, alright, I’m coming.
Lissa: Good, let’s go. *grabs Piccolo by the arm and drags him to the RR*
Piccolo: Gah! Not so tight!
Lissa: Oops, sorry, sometimes I don’t know my own strength. *ditzy grin*
Piccolo: Then what the hell do you need me for?
Lissa: Hello! I’m not chopping down a tree OR dragging it back to the site, I’ll get all dirty if I do that. *rolls her eyes and scoffs* Duh.
Piccolo: ~.~ Whatever, let’s just go.
Lissa: Okies. ^.^
~Piccolo and Lissa make their way back to the RR, Lissa still dragging Piccolo along~
Lissa: We’re back!
Vejita: Hooray….
Lissa: Don’t talk to me like that, slave! *cracks her whip*
Vejita: O.O;
Lissa: *clears her throat* Now then, Meg, Ashka and I are taking Piccolo and Gohan out to find a Christmas tree…
Roshi: *cuts Lissa off* Let me come with you! *wraps his arms around her leg*
Lissa: UGH! Get OFF me!!
Roshi: Please…just let me walk by your side…
Lissa: If you don’t get off of me….we won’t feed you and you’ll never come out of your cage for the rest of your life!
Roshi: No! But...I need to be with you....but I don't wanna be locked up...ARGH! This is tearing me apart!
Lissa: *gives Roshi "The Glare of Death"*
Roshi: *sighs in defeat, lets go, and runs off*
Lissa: MAN! Where was I? Oh yeah, me and Ash are going to get a Christmas tree, you’re in charge of keeping things in order and making sure nothing bad happens.
Meg: Got it…just…can you do me a little favor?
Lissa: What’s that?
Meg: TAKE GERO WITH YOU! PLEASE!!
Gero: Meg, my love...*kisses her hand*
Meg: ARGH! Gero, how may times have I told you NOT to do that!
Gero: But, darling….I love you…
Meg: Please take him with you.
Lissa: I don’t know…Piccolo doesn’t like him that much.
Piccolo: If you think he’s coming with us, you’re crazy.
Lissa: Please Piccolo? Do it…for Meg?
Meg: *flutters her eyelashes, letting her big, sad puppy eyes water up*
Piccolo: *sighs angrily* …fine
Meg: YAY! Thanks Piccolo. ^.^
Piccolo: I’m gonna regret this….Gero, just stay OUT of my way
Gero: o.o;;;
Lissa: GOHAN!
Gohan: AH! *falls off his chair* what!?
Lissa: Time to go!
Gohan: Oh, ok.
Lissa: Come along Ashi!
Ashka: Coming!
Lissa: Ew… *puts a leash on Gero* come on, you’ve gotta come too now.
Gero: NO! Meg! Don’t let them take me away from you!
Meg: *waves good bye happily*
~And so, the four…well, now five, start their journey out into the real outside world to find a Christmas tree~
Gohan: What about this one?
Lissa and Ashka: Hm…nah
Gohan: ~.~
Gero: *screams*
Lissa: What’s the matter?!
Gero: What…what is this stuff falling from the sky?!
Other four: *facefaults*
Ashka: It’s SNOW!
Gero: What is….ssssnooow…?
Ashka: This! *chucks a snowball at Gero’s face*
Lissa: *laughs*
Gero: *cries* It burns! Get it off!!
Lissa: Aw, hold still *wipes the snow off little Gero*
Piccolo: Come ON already….I think I just aged 5 years!
Ashka: At ease soldier, we’ve got plenty of time.
Piccolo: *sighs*
Lissa: All better?
Gero: *nods*
Lissa: Good, let’s go.
Gohan: Is this one good?
Ashka: No.
Gohan: Why not?
Ashka: Because it’s too scrawny.
Gohan: Too scrawny?! Look at it!
Ashka: Gohan….I said it’s TOO SCRAWNY! Now, we don’t like this…DO WE?!
Gohan: O.O No ma’am.
Ashka: Good boy. ^.^
Lissa: Oooh! I like this one!
Ashka: Yeah! It’s perfect!
Piccolo and Gohan: That won’t fit in the room.
Ashka and Lissa: What did you say?
Gohan: Um…we meant, it’s perfect….he..he o.O;;
Ashka and Lissa: That’s what we thought you said.
Lissa: Now, chop!
Gohan: Ok *powers up slightly and slices his hand through the trunk easily* all done ^.^
Piccolo: *catches the tree and lifts it up above his head*
Lissa: Well, that was easy ^.^
Ashka: Now all we have to do is get it back to the site.
Gero: I’m cold.
Lissa: We’ll be back to the site in a little while and then, you can tell Meg how much you missed her.
Gero: Meg! <3_<3
Lissa: Riiight…. o.O
Another person tree hunting: Honey! Did you see that! He cut that thing down with his HAND….his hand!
Person’s wife: I know dear! And look at the green one! Quick….get the camera!
Lissa: Uh oh. Gohan, go scare them away, they’ve seen too much.
Gohan: Ok *walks over to the young couple and explodes into an aura of blinding light* OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!
Couple: *runs off screaming bloody murder*
Lissa: Good job!
Gohan: ^.^
Ashka: Hey look, they left their wreath!
Lissa: Quick, let’s take it! *picks it up* Kay, let’s go home.
~And the five turn and head towards home. As they approach, it looks like Meg has been doing some of her own decorating as well.~
Lissa: We’re hooooome!
Meg: Did you get the tree?
Lissa: Yup, come on Piccolo, get in here! And look, we found a wreath too ^.^
Piccolo: *slams into the side of the site* \$@#!
Everyone: o.O
Piccolo: *finally gets into the house*
Lissa and Meg: Put it by the fireplace.
Piccolo: Ok
Lissa: Wow! This place looks great!
Meg: ^.^ Yeah, we were able to get the fireplace all pretty, the doorways decorated with that garland stuff, and Vejita put the lights up outside.
Lissa: It looks really good, as soon as we get the tree up we can add little things here and there.
Meg: *nods* Ok, Gokou, you can put the lights on the tree.
Gokou: Ok *starts doing so*
Piccolo: Gokou…..what are you doing?
Gokou: Putting the lights up.
Piccolo: I’m not the tree!
Gokou: Huh? Oh…oops, sorry ^.^;
Piccolo: *sighs*
Vejita: ….Idiot
Bulma: Vejita! Can’t you once NOT say something so retarded!
Vejita: Are you calling me retarded, woman?
Bulma: *nods*
Meg: Okay! *pulls Bulma over to help her string the beads around the tree*
Lissa: *drags Vejita over to put the wreath up on the door*
Meg: Those two are impossible…
Lissa: I know.
Pasha: Hey, it’s looking good guys.
Meg and Bulma: ^.^
Pasha: Ooooh, put the red one’s up too!
Bulma: Okay.
Pasha: ^.^
Trunks: Meg, we made the popcorn you wanted.
Meg: Yay! Gimme!
Gokou: Popcorn!
Goten: *puts the 5 bowls of popcorn around the room*
Vejita: *finished putting the wreath up* There, are you happy?
Lissa: Yup.
Both: *hear a tapping sound at the door*
Vejita: What was that?
Lissa: I don’t know…open the door.
Vejita: *opens the door*
Gero: *runs in, face blue and icicles hanging off his nose* I’m freeeeezzziiinnng!
Lissa: Gero! What were you doing outside? *gasps* we must have shut the door on him!
Vejita: *shakes his head in disgust*
Meg: Oooh…damn >.<
Gero: Meg! Warm me!
Meg: *pushes Gero over to the fireplace….very tempted to push him INTO the fire place…but controls herself* stand here….don’t move.
Gero: Anything for you, my darling.
Meg: *cringes*
Vejita: *starts walking back to his chair*
Lissa: Wait!
Vejita: Now what?
Lissa: Aren’t you going to help me put the bow and holly on it?
Vejita: No.
Lissa: Why not?
Vejita: Because, it’s a waste of my time.
Lissa: *blinks* but….but it’s Christmas.
Vejita: Not until the 25th.
Lissa: It’s Christmas everyday in December! *handcuffs Vejita to her wrist*
Vejita: O.O What have you done!
Lissa: ^.^ And you can’t break it cause it’s Saiyajin proof!
Vejita: What!?
Lissa: I had Bulma’s dad secretly get some of your DNA while you were sleeping and then had him build some handcuffs out of it, of course adding different chemicals to make them totally unbreakable. I knew they’d come in handy someday ^.^
Vejita: I’m going to kill that man!
Lissa: Oh stop screaming and help me do this, Christmas is SUPPOSED to be a happy time and you’re gonna be happy today whether you want to or not! *grabs the red ribbon and hands it to Vejita*
Vejita: How the hell am I supposed to do this with only one arm?
Lissa: Um….well I didn’t think that over…where’s the key….I’ll handcuff you to the wall of something…… o.O uh oh.
Vejita: Uh oh? What do you mean….”uh oh”?
Lissa: I think I lost the key….
Vejita: You WHAT!
Lissa: Don’t yell at me! I’ll have Mr. Briefs make another one in a few minutes!
Vejita: You better….
~30 minutes later~
Lissa: There, now, was putting the wreath up so hard?
Vejita: Yes!
Lissa: Ok it was…..but that’s not the point.
Vejita: Whatever.
Lissa: Come on, let’s go help the others put the ornaments on the tree, they were waiting for us.
Vejita: Great…
Lissa: *drags Vejita over*
Meg: Took ya long enough….huh? Why are you handcuffed to Vejita?
Lissa: Long story.
Meg: Well, let’s put these things up.
Lissa: Ok.
Ashka: Here Goten, put this one up.
Goten: Sure thing Ashi.
~*Crash*~
Goten: >.<;;
Ashka: GOTEN!
Goten: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!
Ashka: Argh!
Lissa: Meg?
Meg: Hm?
Lissa: What’d you do with Roshi and Gero?
Meg: Oh, I sprinkled sleeping powder on their popcorn.
Lissa: Ah, good one.
Meg: I know.
Videl: Look it’s so pretty!
Trunks: *turns on the lights*
Everyone….but Vejita: *stand back and admires their tree* Ooooh!
Pasha: Waaaiit!
Everyone: Huh?
Pasha: The star's not up!
Everyone: Ooooh.
Pasha: *levitates off the ground* Hand me the star, ok Trunks?
Trunks: Here ya go.
Pasha: Thanks ^.^ Ok, now it’s all done.
Everyone: *steps back again and admires the tree* Ooooh!
Ashka: *runs over to the fanfics page*
Goten: o.O
Ashka: *comes back* I made cookies!
Everyone: ^.^
Vejita: I think I’m gonna be sick…
Goten: Why’s that?
Vejita: Because you’re all acting like a bunch of fools!
Goten: *blinks*
Bulma: Oh be quiet Vejita.
Vejita: *grumbles*
Meg: Look at the tree Vejita, isn’t it pretty?
Vejita: *looks at it, raising an eyebrow*
Meg: Well?
Vejita: *looks around the whole room*
Meg: Hello….are you there?
Vejita: What’s wrong with me? I think I…actually want to say it looks nice…GOD! Look at what these idiots have done to me!!
Meg: I think he died.
Vejita: I didn’t die! I don’t care about the tree, just unhandcuff me so I can go sit down!
Bulma: *walks over to Lissa and Vejita and snaps the hand cuffs in half* HAPPY?!
Vejita: How’d she do that?!
Lissa: Oh yeah…I forget Bulma could do that.
Vejita: *sighs* Take this off my wrist!
Bulma: *taps her foot*
Vejita: *through gritted teeth* ….please
Bulma: That’s better. *takes the rest of the handcuff off*
Vejita: *walks away and sits in his chair*
Bulma: Grinch…Why don’t you go hibernate for a couple years!
Vejita: Shut your mouth, woman!
Bulma: *growls*
Videl: *turns on the radio, trying to drown out the yelling and hears the beginning of Somewhere in my Memory play* Oh! I love this song!
Pasha: Me too ^.^
Lissa: *looks over at Gero and Roshi sleeping in the corner*
Meg: They’re not that bad when their sleeping…..sorta.
Lissa: Yeah, guess not, but let’s just hope they stay sleeping.
