It's another wonderful day in the RR. Gokou's eating pudding on one of the couches, watching Goten and Trunks play some game on the N64. Ashka is watching TV with Ed, Meg, and Lissa while Pasha is nowhere to be found...
Meg: Just one beat! Communicati~on!
Lissa: That's like, the only English in that entire song
Ashka: Ed says, the 'red alert, red alert' part is english too.
Lissa: *rolls her eyes* Oh yeah
Goten: *smashes buttons on the controller* SHI'NE!!
Trunks: *also smashing buttons* NO! YOU DIE!
Goten: I think not, my friend! *smashes another button*
Gokou: Oh.... pretty colors *.*
Lissa: *glances at the other couch* Hey, what are you guys playing?
Trunks: Busy now, talk later *smash*
Lissa: Augh *rolls her eyes and turns back to the TV* Ooooh! Duo ^.^ He's so hott
Meg: They're all so cute ^.^ Except Wufei...
Lissa: *narrows her eyes* Stupid waste of space
Ashka: ...You're right Ed, they're crazy
Meg: Ed! Ashka, make him take it back!
Lissa: Yeah, or Ed's going to take a trip to the washing machine again!
Ashka: *screeches* NOOO!! *dives away and jumps on Goten's head* GOTEN!
Goten: AHHH! *falls off the couch, dropping the controller* NO!
Trunks: HAHAHA! *smash*
Gokou: *gasp* You... you blew him up!! NOO!
Ashka: *has latched onto Goten's waist and won't let go*
Goten: *props himself up on his elbows and looks at Ashka* Hey Ashi
Ashka: *turns her head and looks back at Goten* Hi
Goten: Something wrong, hon?
Ashka: *wide eyes* They threatened to throw Ed in the washing machine!
Trunks: *snickers*
Pasha: *walks in and looks at Ash & Goten* ..... TRRRUUUNKKKSSS!!!
Trunks: *sweatdrops* WhaaAaaaaAAaaAaaaat?!
Pasha: *points at Ash & Goten* Why don't WE cuddle in public like that?!
Trunks: EH?!
Meg: *paused the tape and is watching the scene* Oooh... this should be good
Lissa: *also watching* Oh yeah. Let's see what wacko thing Pasha says next..
Goten: *sweatdrops* What are you talking about Pasha? *pets Ashi's hair*
Pasha: Like THAT! Trunks never pets MY hair!
Trunks: *glares at Goten*
Goten: Eh-heh ^_^;; *stops*
Ashka: *un-glomps Goten* Aw Pash, look what you did!
Pasha: I'm sorry Ashi, but it's so true! You two are way more lovey-dovey than Trunks and me!
Meg: *snorts*
Lissa: *quietly* And that's a good thing?
Goten: *turns red* We're not... lovey-dovey! ...Are we? *glances at Trunks* Are we?
Trunks: *grins* Better believe it
Goten: *sweatdrops*
Pasha: Why won't you act like that around ME, Trunks?!
Trunks: I do!
Pash, Ash, Meg, & Lissa: You do not!
Pash & Ash: *look at Meg & Lissa*
Meg & Lissa: *wave*
Pasha: So you two agree, right?
Meg: Well, yeah
Lissa: Goten acts way sweeter than Trunks
Ashka: *hugs Goten*
Goten: Eh-heh ^_^;;
Pasha: *sulks*
Trunks: But! Aw man.... >_O Pashi, I'm sorry
Ashka: Yeah, not his fault he doesn't like to act sweet ^^
Goten: Especially not in public ^_^
Trunks: Goten!
Goten: Ah... Sorry!
Meg: Hmm... I think we need an outing.
Lissa: Yeah. Somewhere nice and exiting.
Meg: Somewhere Trunks would have lots of oppotunities to show off his affection for Pasha
Lissa: Hmmm....
Meg: Are you pondering what I'm pondering Lissa?
Lissa: I don't know Meg, does it involve fluffy animals and screaming children being eaten by things with large fangs while people eat hotdogs and drink soda?
Meg: As a matter of fact, yes!
Meg & Lissa: *dramatic point* TO THE ZOO!
Lissa: Heheh. Narf.
Okay, so off to the zoo they go! Onward, to prove that... Trunks and Pasha are mushy just like Ashka and Goten? ...Right. Whatever. The important part is, they're going to the zoo =D
Lissa: Get off the bus!
Chaozu: No way whore! You can't make me!
Sean: Chaozu, get the hell off the bus!
Chaozu: NO!
Meg: *screams* TURTLES! TURTLES ON THE BUS!!
Chaozu: *screams* TIEN!!! *latches to Tien's face*
Tien: AAH! CHAOZU! Get off!
Kenny: Retard's off the bus. *the bus door closes*
Ashka: Oooh! Furry things! Come on Goten! *drags Goten away*
Goten: But! Ashi! *reaches out an arm* Trunks! Save me!
Trunks: *grins* Bye, Goten!
Pasha: Eh? Come on, Trunks! *drags Trunks after Ash & Goten*
Trunks: Ack!
Alex: Bah...... I can't believe you dragged me outta my room.
Meg: You're grounded Alex, remember? You have no choice in the matter.
Alex: I thought grounded meant I couldn't leave the RR?
Lissa: Grounded means whatever we want it to mean!
Alex: *sighs* Whatever. I'm going to find some Mountain Dew or something. *wanders off*
Gero: Hmm... I must find a new species to make an army of. Then I can kill that wretched Tien and have Meg all to myself! Hmm... *walks away*
Roshi: Oh! Monkeys! *runs in another direction*
Chaozu: Tien! Let's go somewhere away from water! Okay?
Yamcha: No way! I wanna see the seals!
Chaozu: Nobody asked you to come along with us! You third wheel!
Yamcha: I'm not the third wheel, you are!
Chaozu: *gets in Yamcha's face* I AM NOT! Tien loves to spend time with me! All you do is hang around looking stupid and staring at the blonde whore!
Lissa: Augh. Don't drag ME into your catfight! I'm gonna go see the giraffes. C'mon Piccy-poo! *grabs Piccolo by the arm and drags him away*
Piccolo: Huh? What?! No!
Lissa: Don't ARGUE WITH ME! *drags*
Piccolo: *sighs, giving up* Stupid giraffes better be pretty impressive...
Chichi: *looking at a pamphlet for the zoo* Look Gokou! A boat ride! How romantic! Let's go on that!
Gokou: *sticks his head through the bars of the lion cage* Kitty! Hi kitty!
Chichi: *sweatdrops* Gokou! Get OUT of there!
Gokou: *starts climbing through the bars* Look Chichi! A big kitty!
Gohan: Dad! No! *grabs Gokou by the legs and pulls him out of the cage*
Vejita: *rolls his eyes* What an idiot
Bulma: Uh huh... *not paying attention to Vejita, reading another zoo pamphlet* Ooh! Look! A safari thing!
Meg: OOHHHH! PENGUINS!!! *speeds away leaving a cloud of dust*
Sean: O_o She must really love penguins
Kenny: *looking at sign* ....Hm... Whales that way? .... Oh crap.
Sean: What are you looking at, chubby? Oh! Whales! Come on! We're going to meet your family! *grabs Ken and runs away*
Kenny: NOOOO!
Bulma: *looks up* Hey.. everyone's leaving! Well let's see... Oh! A swan boat! Let's go on that, Vejita!
Vejita: O_O; Hell no, woman!
Chichi: *dragging Gokou by the collar* You saw that ad too, Bulma?
Gokou: Let's all go! *claps his hands*
Vejita: I'm going to kill you, Kakarotto...
Chaozu: No! He likes ME more!
Yamcha: No way! I'm his best buddy! Right, Tien?
Chaozu: No, I am! Right, Tien?
Tien: *is walking back to Yamcha and Chaozu carrying ice cream* What'd I miss, guys?
Chaozu: *sweatdrops* Wha... what?
Yamcha: *forgetting about the argument* Hey! Ice cream! Where'd you get it?
Tien: Come on, I'll show you! ^_^
Yamcha: Great!
Tien, Yamcha: *walk off*
Chaozu: Hey! Wait for me! *scampers after them*
Gohan: Uh... O_o Wanna go see some animals, Videl?
Videl: *blinking* As long as it's completely random, and involves no plan
Why do they have to all split up like that? Now we have to moniter them and.. ugh. Okay, let's check on Ashka, Pasha, Trunks, and Goten first...
Ashka: Fwee!
Goten: *looking around* Ashka?
Ashka: *walking on the rail of the bear pen* Look at the teddies, Goten!
Pasha: Ash... what ARE you doing?
Trunks: I think she's in her "happy place" again...
Goten: Her what?!
Trunks: You know, her happy place. The mental place she's in when Ed talks to her, and when she starts saying "-ish" after random words...
Ashka: Furryish! *jumps into the pen*
Pasha: *blinks* Ah. That happy place.
Goten: Ashi! *dives to the rail, peering over* Ashka?
Ashka: Big furry teddies! Look at the teddies! *runs over to the bears*
Trunks: Ed says, she's completely lost it.
Goten: *glares* You're NOT helping!
O...kay. Poor Goten... Well, while they try and get Ashka out of the pen, let's check on Lissa and Piccy-poo!
Piccolo: *looks bored out of his mind, and isn't listening to a word that Lissa's saying*
Lissa: Aren't the giraffes cool, Piccolo?
Piccolo: Yup
Lissa: Aren't the giraffes cute, Piccolo?
Piccolo: Yup
Lissa: Don't you think you should get me one as a pet, Piccolo?
Piccolo: Yup
Lissa: Don't you think I should name the giraffe Ma Junior, Piccolo?
Piccolo: *narrows his eyes at Lissa* What?
Lissa: Well, you just said giraffe's were cool, cute, and that you were gonna get me one. It's only right that it'd have a name. Oh, and since you bought it, you can clean it and clean up after it and....
Piccolo: Uh, no
Lissa: But...but! *teary eyes*
Piccolo: No way.
Lissa: BUT YOU SAID YOU WOOUUULLLDDD!! *starts wailing, causing people around her to flee in terror*
Piccolo: O_O; Oh my god...
Lissa: *wails*
Oh no! Poor Piccy-poo. Note to everyone: Always pay attention to Lissa and Meg, they'll blackmail you later if you don't. So, let's leave poor Piccolo to his dilemma, and check on Gero - who happened to run into Roshi along the way...
Roshi: *looking at the monkeys* You know, once I wanted to be a Monkey Master instead of a Turtle Master.
Gero: Really. I want to own some of these monkeys! They'd make fantastic androids
Roshi: ...Don't you have to be human to be an android?
Gero: No.
Roshi: I thought andriods had to be intelligent?
Gero: What are you talking about?! Monkeys are brilliant creatures! *gets hit in the face with monkey poo*
Roshi: I guess they're not so brilliant after all
Gero: *narrows his eyes*
Roshi: Then again, maybe they planned that...
Gero: ...... YOU STUPID MONKEYS! I'LL KILL YOU! *dives up to the cage, banging on the bars* GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU! *starts slamming into the cage* DIE!!! STUPID MONKEYS!
Uh.. right. We'll just let the zoo keepers handle that one O.o; In the meantime, let's check on the big loner Meg...
Meg: Oooh... Penguins! *gushes*
Guy: *walks over to Meg* Hey there
Meg: *ignores* Hi penguin! *waves*
Guy: Uh... hello?
Meg: *continues ignoring* You're such a cute little penguin! Yes you ARE! *waves again*
Guy: *runs his hand through his hair* Okay, are you like, mentally retarded or something? Or maybe you're deaf? I said... *raises his voice* PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU LITTLE SLUT!
Meg: ................................. *narrows her eyes, turning her head to face the guy* Excuse me? DO YOU HAVE A F***ING PROBLEM OR SOMETHING?!?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT THE PENGUINS?!?!
Guy: *eyes wide, stepping back* Whoa! God damn, guess you're not deaf after all
Meg: *glares* You have NO right to call me a SLUT! *glances at the penguins* You might want to look away now, cuties
Guy: ....Wha?
Meg: *grabs a nearby sign, ripping it from the ground* SHI'NE!!!
Meg: *makes a pouty psychotic face* I don't wan'to. *grins evilly and persues the guy*
Guy: *screams and starts to jog away*
Meg: *ZERO face, breaking into a run* RUN! RUN! IT'S MORE FUN WHEN YOU RUN!! *swings the sign through the air*
Guy: *screams again and takes off, almost running into Pasha*
Pasha: *blinks* What the hell?
Meg: AHAHAHAHA!
Trunks: *blinks* Meg?
Meg: *stops in front of the two, and smiles sweetly* Hi guys!
Goten: DON'T WORRY ASHI! THE ZOO KEEPERS ARE COMING AS SOON AS THEY DEAL WITH THE CRAZY GUY AT THE MONKEY CAGE!
Ashka: Teddies!
A loud roar is heard
Goten: ASHKA! Oh my God.... Hey. Wait. I can FLY! Duh! *jumps into the pen*
Meg: Uhm o.o;
Trunks: *ignoring Goten's yelling* So why are you carrying a sign?
Meg: .....It was broken. I was bringing it to the people that fix things
Pasha: There's still dirt on the pole of the sign, Meg
Meg: ....It was like that when I got there
Trunks: *blinks* Yeah. Sure it was.
Meg: Yeah so... anyways.. *fidgets* Did a screaming guy run by here?
Trunks: Yeah, actually, he almost plowed Pashi over
Pasha: Yeah. Almost ^^
Trunks: ^_^
Meg: Do you know which way he went? *fidgets*
Pasha: That way. *points*
Trunks: Yup... *peers* Oh, there he is now. Looks like he's taking a break
Pasha: Well, not everyone works out all the time like you do, Trunks =P
Meg: You two are so cute ^^ ...BYE! *tears off, screaming war cries in japanese*
Pasha: ....We're cute? *glomps Trunks* We did it!
Goten: *floats out of the pit holding Ashka* Got her!
Pasha: Yeah well, WE'RE CUTE NOW TOO! SO NYAH!
Trunks: *sweatdrops* Hehe ^_^
Interesting... Well.. oh! Let's check on poor Kenny! I wonder what torture Sean's put him through now?
Kenny: Jump! *holds out the fish, and the dolphin grabs it out of his hand* Awesome! *_*
Sean: *rolls his eyes* So the whale was sick. We didn't get to meet your family. Can we LEAVE now??
Kenny: No way! These things are awesome! *tosses a fish to one of the dolphins*
Sean: Argh >_< *grabs Ken by the collar, dragging him out of the marine part of the zoo*
Kenny: Awwww. *looks at a cloud of dust approaching*
Guy: *stops in front of Sean* Yo man, you gotta help me! This crazy chick with a sign is chasing me!
Sean: *blinks* What does she look like?
Guy: I dunno... she has reddish-brown hair, a knee-length silver coat.. She's PSYCHO!
Sean: *nods* What did you do to her?
Guy: I called her a slut. She wasn't paying attention to me! She was gushing about f***ing PENGUINS for f***'s sake!
Kenny: Sounds like you deserve whatever she wants to do to you.
Guy: She wants to beat me with a SIGN!
Sean: Uh huh.. *looks at an oncoming dust cloud* You might want to run, she's coming now.
Guy: But you're a big guy, couldn't you help me?!
Sean: No way. From what you've said so far, Meg's chasing you and is in psychotic mode. She'll kill anything that gets in her way. Plus, I don't want to.
Guy: Aw sh*t! What a f***ing waste of time! *runs away*
Kenny: WATCH YOUR MOUTH! *throws a rock*
Meg: Hi guys! *waves as she runs by*
Sean & Ken: *wave*
Wow. I wonder if she'll actually kill him? Well.. let's check on Vejita, Bulma, Gokou, and Chichi now
Vejita: *stares at the swan boat* There is no way in HELL I'm getting into that boat
Bulma: Oh, come on Vejita! Don't be a stick in the mud!
Vejita: *narrows his eyes* I am not a stick
Gokou: In the mud! ^^
Chichi: *sitting in one of the swans* Come on Gokou, let's go on the boat ride already!
Gokou: Okay! *jumps in the boat, making water splash all over Chichi*
Chichi: *sweatdrops* Gokou sweetie... you have to be more gentle around these boats. They'll break and...
Gokou: Rock the boat! Rock the boat! *makes the boat tip from side-to-side violently*
Chichi: GOKOU! NO!!
Bulma: *arches her eyesbrows, amused* Ready to get in, Vejita?
Vejita: .............. *watches Gokou rocking back and forth in the boat* You know, it might be worth the humiliation if Kakarotto ends up falling into the water like the retard he is...
Gokou: *stops rocking the boat, and peers into the water* FISHIES!
Bulma: Great! *hops into the second boat*
Vejita: *steps into the boat slowly* If he doesn't fall into the water, this will be a waste
Bulma: ^.^ Of course, Vejita
Gokou: Look at the pretty fishies, Chichi! Hi fishies! *waves at the water*
