~Well, since I’m so abused I might as well just forget about saying anything.....~
Meg: *sighs*
Lissa: Here we go, the sympathy speech.
~Alright, God! Gokou’s watching TV again! Was that good enough for ya? Do your own damn intros. Disrespectful little brats....~
Meg: Well, that was uncalled for.
Lissa: *nods*
Kenny: Erm......yeah, whatever.
Gokou: *stares at the screen*
Goten: Boring...
~From the TV: And Epilstop just works on everything! Look at this mans HAIRY back.....~
Trunks: *click* No thank you.
Goten: Argh, there’s nothing on.
Gokou: Stop changing the channel! *puts a book in front of the censor*
Goten and Trunks: *groan*
Pasha: *waltz’s in, singing loudly* DUN DUN! Duh duh dun dun duh! Ba da ba da da! DUN DUN! Duh duh dun dun duh!
Ashka: *follows* Let's sing a song for the broken hearted!
Pasha: DUN DUN! Ba duh ba DUN DUN!
Ashka: A silent prayer for faith departed!
Pasha: DUN DUN! Ba duh ba DUN DUN!
Vejita: *twitches*
Ashka and Pasha: I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd, your gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud *stamp their feet* BOOM BOOM! It's my liiiiiiiiiiiiife and it's now or never!
Vejita: Shut your mouths!
Ashka: Why?
Vejita: Because I dislike what’s coming out of them!
Pasha: Why?
Vejita: *blinks* Because I don’t want to hear your annoying voices any longer!
Ashka and Pasha: Why?
Vejita: Beca.......*growls*.......stop it!
Ashka and Pasha: *grin*
Sean: *ahem* Bon Jovi?
Ashka and Pasha: What?
Sean: Uh...nothing.
Pasha: How come everyone’s picking on us today?
Ashka: I dunno.
Gokou: *glares at everyone and turns back to the TV*
Meg: *runs into the RR, dressed in baggy clothing*
Lissa: *runs in after, dressed up like lil Gohan*
Meg: *hops onto the couch and roars like a moose* ROOOAAAARR!
Other Chars: o.O;;
Trunks: *frightened* What the hell is she doing?
Vejita: Obviously trying to be a complete jackass.
Chaozu: I’d say she was doing a good job.
Trunks: *sighs* -_-
Meg: I can’t believe I lost, and to a brat like you! RAAAAARR!
Lissa: And......and I was told to show no mercy!!!
Meg and Lissa: *rush at each other, waving pillows above their heads*
Lissa: HAAAAAA!!!
Meg: RAAARR!!
Lissa: *bashes Meg with the pillow*
Other Chars: O.O
Goten: *smacks Gohan* Look, you have a fan club.
Gohan: ^_^;; Ehe....ehehe.....
Vejita: Damn it, would you two shut the hell up!
Meg: But....we’re playing kill Bojack....
Lissa: Yeah. You can’t play kill Bojack quietly.....
Lissa and Meg: *hang on each of Gohan’s arms* ^.^
Gohan: ^_^;;
Vejita: Whatever.
~From the TV: ...........And you too could own your very own Lassie! Just come on down to Uncle Joe’s Animal Farm and we’ll fulfill all your pet needs!~
Gokou: *’s eyes light up* CHICHI!
All: *turn and look at Gokou*
ChiChi: Yes, Gokou?
Gokou: ChiChi, I wanna go to Uncle Joe’s Animal Farm and get a Lassie!!!
ChiChi: o.O
Meg: Um....
Gokou: Come on! I want a Lassie!
Lissa: But....you already have one!
Gokou: George?
Lissa: Yeah!
Vejita: Damn dog!
Bulma: *snickers*
Gokou: George isn’t my dog.....he belongs to Hades......
Lissa: ........Oh.
Gokou: I want my own!
Meg: But, it would die here, hon.
Gokou: Would not!
Meg: Probably. Someone would kill it or.....eat it. *eye’s Kenny*
Kenny: *typing away at his laptop* Damn it, no! I wanted the Glow in the Dark Einstein DNA! Argh! Damn you KookiesNKream47!!
Chaozu: Haha!
Kenny: *bites Chaozu’s head*
Chaozu: *screeches*
Meg: Kenny! No! Bad dog! *runs over*
Lissa: Look! We already HAVE a Lassie!
Gokou: Kenny’s not a real Lassie!
Lissa: >.<
Gokou: *sits on the floor sadly*
Lissa: *tears up slightly* Aaw!!! *drops to her knees and hugs Gokou* You look so cute when you look sad!!
Vejita: *scoffs*
Bulma: What’s the matter Vejita, jealous?
Vejita: What!? No!
Bulma: Suuure.
Roshi: Hey, what about me! I look cute too, see! *puts on a pathetic sad face*
Yamcha: *pushes Roshi out of the way* Not as cute as me, old man!
Lissa: *ignores* Don’t be sad, Gokou.
Roshi and Yamcha: *pout*
Gokou: So.....we’ll go to Uncle Joe’s Animal Farm and buy a Lassie?
Lissa: *hesitates* ............Uh
All: *stare at Lissa*
Gokou: *lowers his eyes to the floor slowly*
Lissa: ............Um......
Meg: *walks back* I saved the little maggot........don’t know why.....
Kenny: Come back......chicken! *throws a fork*
Chaozu: Get away!
Gokou: *sighs*
Lissa: Oh..... *shuts her eyes tightly* ....ALRIGHT!
Gokou: YAY! *hugs Lissa*
Meg: .......What did you just do?
Gokou: We’re going to Uncle Joe’s Animal Farm!!
Meg: WHAT! Lissa, tell me you DIDN’T say yes!
Lissa: Um.......well, he looked so sad! I.....I couldn’t help! He looked so cute all upset and pouty!!
Meg: *groans* Lissaa~a, an animal will die here!
Lissa: Maybe not.
Ashka: So.....does this mean we really are getting a pet?
Lissa: Yes. But....nothing real big or extravagant. And remember.....
All.....except Vejita, Sean, Piccolo, and Chaozu: *run to get their shoes*
Lissa: *sighs* Never mind.
Meg: Sean......Vejita.....put your shoes on.
Sean: I don’t wanna.
Meg: Too bad. Vejita, let’s go! We haven’t got all day to wait around for you!
Vejita: *ignores*
Meg: *glares and chucks Vejita’s shoes at his head* PUT ‘EM ON!
Vejita: *gets nailed square in the head* *grunts* ..........Argh.
Meg: Chaozu.....I don’t care what you do.
Lissa: Psh, like we’re LEAVING him here alone. *grabs Chaozu* Come on, you little aardvark.
Chaozu: No! I don’t wanna go anywhere with the slut!
Meg: *whacks Chaozu with a rolled up newspaper*
Chaozu: GAH! Tien! She’s beating me again!
Tienshinhan: Well, then you should learn to control yourself. You should know by now that everything you say upsets my goddess.
Chaozu: *scrunches up his nose* I hate that whore!
Meg: *WHACK!*
Chaozu: TIEN!
Tienshinhan: *sighs*
~And so, all file out of the RR, Piccolo following behind, dragging Chaozu along. The group hops on a bus and as usual, the trip isn’t all that pleasant. But.....there’s nothing new about that. They arrive at Uncle Joe’s Animal Farm and walk in. To their surprise the place is a huge pet shop with dogs, cats, rabbits, all types of lizards, mice like rodents, and giant fish tanks all over the place. Gokou’s in a world of bliss while everyone else.......well, they’re never happy anyway.~
Gokou: *gasps* Wow! Meg! Lissa! I want this one!
Meg: *walks over* Huh?
~A large Doberman bears its teeth, growls, and throws itself against the cage, barking wildly~
Meg: O.O EH!! *leaps back* No! *grabs Gokou and runs*
Gokou: Aw, bye-bye puppy!
Gohan: *blinks and stares at a ball of fur* What is that.....thing?
Lissa: *runs over and throws herself at the cage* CHINCHILLA!!
Gohan: O_O Gah! Alrighty! Thanks for making that clear.....
Lissa: *.* Chinchilla!!!
Gohan: o_O;;
????: Hi there! *blinks and looks Lissa up and down*
Lissa: *still wearing her Gohan outfit from when she and Meg played kill Bojack* Stoppit! Don’t stare at me!
Yamcha: Yes, shoo, get away. She looks sexy, I don’t care what you say!
Lissa: Beat it Yamcha.
Yamcha: Aw... *walks off*
????: I.....didn’t say anything?
Lissa: Whatever. I look cool, don’t I, Gohan?
Gohan: ^_^;;
Pasha: Aw, looky, it’s so cute.
Sean: What is?
Pasha: *points to a 15 ft. deadly, yellow snake*
Sean: *’s eyes widen*
Pasha: ^.^
Sean: *stares at Pasha*
Pasha: *taps on the glass* Hi snakey. *waves*
Sean: *turns and looks at Trunks slowly*
Trunks: *laughs nervously* Uh.....snakes are cute too........?
Sean: ..........Girls are supposed to gush over kitties, not man eating snakes! Where’s Ashka.....she likes furry things.....
Ashka: *holds her Ed doll* Lookit Goten! I want it! *shakes him violently* I want the big lizard! It’s pretty colors! Don’t you have money?!
Goten: *swaying back and forth* Ashii~ii.......I don’t have mone~ey!
Vejita: *wanders around* Hm... *walks into a room*
Vejita: Ah! NOO!!! *shields his face with his hands and runs out*
????: *walks up to Piccolo* Hi! I’m Uncle Joe can I.......er...... o_O
Piccolo: ..................
Uncle Joe: .......Never mind. *runs*
Piccolo: *shuts his eyes*
Lissa: Ok......now, what exactly do we let him get?
Meg: No dog.
Lissa: No cat.
Meg: No rabbit.....
Lissa: No mice!
Meg: No lizards.
Lissa: Then what?
Meg and Lissa: *look at one another* Fish. *nod*
Gokou: *runs over, dragging ChiChi along* Meg, Lissa! Can we get this one? *holds up a tiny black lab puppy*
Lissa: *gasps* *.* That looks just like my baby!! Look! It’s so cute! Mini Madison!!
Meg: *smacks Lissa*
Lissa: Ow!
Gokou: You have a dog?
Lissa: .......No.
Gokou: Can we get it?!
Meg: Not this time, Gokou. Maybe, if the first pet survives, we can get a dog next time....
Gokou: Ok! *runs back, pulling ChiChi*
ChiChi: Gehn! Gokou, slow down!
Lissa: *looks at Meg* Oh yeah, no dogs.
Meg: ^.^;; Come on, let’s go tell him it has to be a fish.
Lissa: Gokou, um...why don’t you look at the fishies?
Gokou: Fishies?
Lissa: Yeah, they’re neat too.
Gokou: *blinks* Hm........kay.
Meg and Lissa: *sigh in relief*
Meg: Want one?
Gokou: *spots a brightly colored medium sized fish of some sort* Can I have that one? *points*
Meg: Yup.
Gokou: ^.^
~Lissa and Meg call over Uncle Joe and pay for the fish, bowl, food, and the bowl accessories Gokou wanted. They round up the group and head out.~
Bulma: *staring at Vejita* What happened to you?
Vejita: *covered in feathers* Nothing.
Bulma: *blinks* .....Alright.
Vejita: *brushes the feathers off, grumbling*
~Back on the bus and before long, the gang was back in the RR. They put the bowl together and set it on the table. Gokou added his pet and sat grinning*
Gokou: I wanna name it...... *thinks* ......Melville.
Others: Melville?
Gokou: Yeah.
Others: *shrug*
Lissa: Whatever, it’s your fish.
~A week goes by and so far so good. Melville is still alive and Gokou’s doing a great job taking care of him.~
Gokou: *runs into the RR* Melville! Who‘s a hungry fishy? *stops and blinks* Melville? *climbs onto the table and peers into the bowl* Melville? *pokes it* Melville, come on, wake up sleepy head.
Videl: *yawns* What’s the matter Gokou? *looks at the fish bowl* *gasps*
Gokou: Melville’s sleeping, sh.
Videl: Oh God.... *sprints* MEG! LISSA!
Meg: *rubs her eye* Wha?
Videl: *whispers* Melville’s dead!!
Meg: What?! How?!
Videl: I dunno! Gokou went down to feed him and it was just.......floating at the top!
Meg: But....he took such good care of it!
Videl: I know...
Meg: Poor Gokou....
Lissa: *walks over, stretching* What’s up?
Meg: Melville died.
Lissa: WHAT!
Meg: *nods*
Lissa: *groans* How the hell’d that happen... >.<
Meg: We don’t know.
Gokou: *sits at the table*
Lissa, Meg, and Videl: *look at one another* *walk over*
Gokou: Hi guys.
Meg: Gokou....um, about Melville.....
Gokou: Yeah, he’s sleeping.
Meg: *frowns sadly* No Gokou, Melville...........Melville’s dead.....
Gokou: ...............
Meg: Gokou?
Gokou: He is not!!
Lissa: Aw... *tears up*
Gokou: Melville’s not dead! Watch! *taps Melville* Come on Melville, show them that new trick I taught you. You know, the one where you blow bubbles......Melville? *blinks* Melville!
Lissa: *grabs Meg and shakes her violently* Make it stop! I can’t watch this anymore!
