Ooooh guess what? We caught everyone while they were sleeping! Isn't that rare.. Hm, did you know dreams last like 30 seconds? That's so weird... Well, since this is a somewhat *snort* magical place, let's have a peek at everyone's dreams, shall we? .... Hmm.. Let's start with Ashka...
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Ashka: *dressed in camoflauge clothing, wearing war paint on her face and holding a shotgun* Ok men! *cocks the gun and hands it to a soldier* We've got a WAR to win!!
Men: *cheer* WAR!
Ashka: Okay, Lieutenant Pasha will radio instructions to the defense team, and we're gonna lead the attack! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!
Pasha: *dressed like Ashka* Yee-haw!
Men: *cheer* Yee-haw!
Ashka: *looks out to the barren wasteland where they'll soon be fighting* Okay... Now, this army we're fighting will not go down easily! I want you to SHOW NO MERCY!
Men: *cheer* SHOW NO MERCY!
Pasha: *nods* We've trained them well
*****gunshot*****
Ashka and Pasha: CHAAAAARGE!!!! *charge*
Men: CHAAAAARGE!!! *charge*
Ashka: *gets out a sword* LET'S SLASH 'EM TO BITS!! *slices one guy open*
Pasha: *gets out a whip* BWAHAHAHA!! *whips one guy and he falls to the ground*
Men: *cheer* SLASH 'EM TO BITS! BWAHAHA!! *attack*
Ashka: *worried* There's too many!
Pasha: *over radio* Load the cannons and fire!
Defense team: *load the cannons and fire*
Ashka: *dodges a cannonball* AH!! Pish!! Wrong frequency! You radioed the wrong side!
Pasha: ACK! *radios them again* Cease fire cease fire!!
Men: *cheer* ACK! CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE!
Defense team: *cease fire*
Ashka: Men! Retreat!! *runs up a hill*
Men: *cheer* Retreeeat! *run up the hill*
Pasha: We're out numbered Cap'n!
Ashka: No way... Not yet!! *grabs Pish's radio and changes the frequency* SEND IN THE NUKES!!
Planes fly by and drop nuclear missiles on the enemy, killing them all...
Ashka: *tosses her head back, puts her hands on her hips and cackles* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Men: *cheer, toss their heads back, put their hands on their hips and cackle* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pasha: Woohoo! ^.^
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.....That was....interesting O.o;;......
Ashka: *grins sadistically in her sleep*
Goten: *eyes Ashka, and blinks* ..... O_o; *closes his eyes and falls asleep*
Ah... our next candidate...
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Goten: *wearing a robe and sitting on a throne, surrounded by TVs, all game systems ever made, and (almost) every game made for them* Bwahaha! I am the king! Mister Trunks?
Trunks: Na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na...
Goten: ...Trunks?
Trunks: Can't stand your nagging anymore... Na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, na na na...
Goten: TRUNKS! Stop singing that song!
Trunks: But.... No Nagging from Froggymix is so cool! *tears up*
Goten: .... Here, Trunks, *gives him an N64 and a "Hey You! Pikachu" game* Go sing it to Pikachu
Trunks: Oh!!! Thank you so much Sire!! *scrambles over to a TV and plugs it in*
Goten: ^_^ It's good to be Video Game King
Kenny: *stumbles into Goten's throne room, sniffling*
Goten: What's wrong, card boy?
Kenny: Big meanie! Big meanie Sean keeps taking my caaaards! *whines*
Goten: ...Here... *gives him a Playstation and Final Fantasy VIII* You can play cards on this! Big meanie Sean can't steal them there! It's very fun. Pssst... It's easiest to win if you save before you play someone and after you win! Then if you lose you can just reset and... Well, you'll figure it out ^_~
Kenny: *grins* You're so smart, King Goten! *plugs it into a TV*
Trunks: Oh! Pikachu! Stop covering your big pointy ears! ... I'm sorry Pikachu, I didn't mean to yell at you....
Goten: ...... *grins* I love my job....
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Well... It coulda been worse... ^^;;
Goten: *curls up in a ball and hums No Nagging while sleeping*
Gohan: *dressed like Dr. Frankenstein* BWAHAHAHA!! MORE POWER!! I NEED MORE POWER!!
Hunchback: Nee hee hee! Mo powah! *pulls a switch* Nee hee hee!
Gohan: *watches a big machine start to light up* Yes.... YES!!! *watches it die down* ...No! NO!!! ..... *opens a compartment and takes out the batteries* DAMN YOU ENERGIZER!! *throws them away and puts in two Duracel AAs* Keeps going my ass....
Hunchback: Nee hee hee! Sorree Masta! Tha bunnee looked yummeeeeee but the picture was hard to cheeeew... Nee hee hee!
Gohan: ..That's because it was cardboard.....*coughs* Whatever. Hit the switch again!
Hunchback: Nee hee hee! *hits the switch again*
Gohan: AHAHAHAHAHA!! *watches it light up* IT'S ALIVE... IT'S ALIVE!!!
Videl: *walks into the lab and unplugs the machine* Sweetie, it's supper time!
Gohan: .....Awwww.... But honey!! Can't it wait?! I'm on a major breakthrough here!!
Videl: Sorry to burst your bubble Gohan, but Easy-Mac has already been created
Gohan: WHAT?! Nooo!!
Videl: Uh huh... So take your little friend back to that... Place on the mountain with the turrets and pillars and the pitchfork lightning..
Gohan: Videl, you can say Asylum. It doesn't offend him
Hunchback: *slobbers on Gohan's shoe* Nee hee hee...
Gohan: *pats him on the head*
Videl: ...Right... *backs away slowly* Well uh... You can get supper when you bring your little friend to... that place. And no playing with the batteries!! *takes out the Duracel AAs and walks out*
O.O;;;;; Right... Note to self, NEVER look at Gohan's dreams ever again...
Gokou: *snores*
Aaahh... This should be normal... *dives into Gokou's dream*
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~Gokou is shown standing on a large mushroom. He's dressed up as a ballerina and music from "It's the most wonderful time of the year" starts to play~
Gokou: Jell-O's the most, wonderful food, in the world!
~He jumps to another mushroom...~
Gokou: It and Pudding are yummy, feel good in my tummy! Oh be of good cheer! Jell-O's the most, wonderful food, in the world!
~A fairy flies by and makes it rain pudding...~
Gokou: Jell-O's the wig, wiggliest food, in the world! *twirls* With those awsome good colors, blue, orange and others, makes you want to baaaawl! Jell-O's the wig, wiggliest food in the world!
~Chichi shows up looking mad...~
Chichi: *looks mad*
Gokou: There's many for people, that live in that steeple *points* And then we can run in the grass.. We can run eating Jell-O and share with that fellow *gives some to a random man that runs away screaming* Or we can just eat and gooo!
Chichi: *suddenly is dressed like a fairy* Jell-O's the most! Wonderful food! In the world! There'll be no lawns for mowing and hearts will be glowing when Jell-O is theirs! Jell-O's the most, wonderful food, in the world!
Gokou: There's many for people, that live in that steeple *points* And then we can run in the grass.. We can run eating Jell-O and share with that fellow *gives some to another random man that runs away screaming* Or we can just eat and gooo....OOooooooooh!
Chichi: Jell-O's the most! Wonderful food! In the world! There'll be no lawns for mowing and hearts will be glowing when Jell-O is theirs! Jell-O's the most, wonderful food...
Gokou: Wonderful food...
Chichi: It's the most, wonderful food...
Gokou: Wonderful food..
Chichi: It's the most..
Chichi and Gokou: Wonderful food..
Gokou: In the WOOOOOORLD! *slides along on his knees, still in the ballerina outfit*
Chichi: *waves a fairy wand and winks*
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O.o;;;;;; .......Right. Nobody saw that. That's part of the X-Files. It's restricted.
Sean: *snorts in his sleep with a smirk on his face*
....Do we dare?
Sean: *grins evilly*
....This might be rated "R"....
Sean: *starts to drool*
Or "18-A"..... ..... ..... Aw hell, let's do it!
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Sean: *shining his sword, dressed like a Roman Soldier*
Now there's a surprise.... *rolls eyes* Hehe... No wonder he was making that motion with his hand... XD
Sean: *looks up at a man walking in*
Man: Sir, are you sure you can kill them all?
Sean: *stands up* 20 men? Simple. 40 men? Barely a challenge. 60 men? ... It'll have to do.
Other Man: *walks in* 60 men? You'll be dead as soon as you walk into the arena
1st Man: ...He could be right, sir
Sean: Jayvun, Dorenst. You have no faith in me!
Dorenst: *sighs* It's just that, if you die, we'll all die soon after
Sean: You're...
Dude that looks like Wufei: Weak.
Jayvun: *gasps* Are you here to help Sir Sean kill those pig-men?
Wufei-Clone: You're weak. And no, I'm here to watch him DIE LIKE A LITTLE SCREAMING SQUIRREL WHEN I RAN OVER IT WITH MY TRACTOR
Sean: *arches an eyebrow*
Dorenst: You have issues.
Wufei-Clone: Do not speak to me. You are weak.
Sean: ....How do you make any friends?
Wufei-Clone: Friends? What is this... "Friends"?
....Snore. God, I can't *wait* until Ken's dream. *snort* Okay, Sean, move on... he sure likes to talk O.o .... *waits* ..... lalala..... HURRY UP SEAN!..... Here we go...
Dude in a dress: *sounds the trumpets*
Sean: I'd love to continue this debate on why everyone is weak and .... whatever you have against squirrels, but I must go kill some men. *stalks off*
o.o;;; Okay, this could be scary. Might be full of vulgar language too...
Yamcha: *whimpers*
Sean: *snorts in his sleep*
....I've been through worse.... *dives into Chaozu's dream*
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Lil Elf: *appears with a crown on his head* Hey Hey! I'm President of Elf Land!
o.o;;;
Lil Elf #2: *appears* Hey hey! *snatches the crown* I'M President of Elf Land!
Lil Elf #3: *appears* Nuh uh! I'M President of Elf Land!
Elves: *keep snatching the crown from each other*
Chaozu: *appears as a 6 foot tall person* My people! What are you doing?
Lil Elf #2: Sire! *bows*
....You gotta be kidding...
Lil Elf #3: *sticks the crown on #1's head and bows too*
Lil Elf #1: ....! *snatches it off* ...Hehe... *bows*
Lil Elf #3: We were... looking for the dreaded beast! Just as you asked, Sire!
Chaozu: *nods* Very good. Now, WHO'S President of Elf Land?
Elves: YOU ARE SIR! *salute*
O.o Dreaded beast?
******rustling in bushes******
Elves: *gasp!* It's the dreaded beast!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!*scamper away*
???: *howls*
Chaozu: Beast! You will return my boyfriend at once!
???: *yells from the bushes* Get over it! *howl* He's STRAIGHT!
Chaozu: *gasp* There are TWO?! No matter, I shall destroy you both!
"Beasts": *jumps out of the bushes, they look like VERY deformed versions of Meg and Lissa*
Meg-Beast: *snarls* He's mine! You can't have him! *drools*
Chaozu: NEVERRRR!! *suddenly has a sword and slices Meg-Beast's head clear off*
Lissa-Beast: *gasps and runs up a tree*
Meg-Beast's Head: RAAAR! Just because a beast's head is chopped off, doesn't mean it can't still bite! *snaps at Chaozu*
Tien: *jumps out from the bushes looking really buff* I'll save you my love! *hits Meg-Beast's Head with an arrow*
Lissa: *dives at Chaozu*
Tien: Ha! *bodyslams Lissa-Beast out of the way*
Chaozu: *starry eyes* I knew you'd come for me!!
Tien: *grin* Of course!
Both: *lean in...*
OH THE HORROR!!! *dives out*
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*sniffles* I'm am so going to be scarred for life after this...
Meg: *sleeping peacfully* zzzZZzzzZZzzZZZzzzZZZZz....
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Meg: *smiles sweetly* ....ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZ....
;.; Fine..... One more >.< *dives in*
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Meg: *is dressed exactly like Seifer Almasy from Final Fantasy VIII* Hmmmm.... Zelly? Squally? Anybody there?
Zell: Yo! Wait up! *runs over to where Meg is standing, which is at the foot of a moutain shaped like a skull* ...... Why are the eyes of that mountain glowing red?
Squall: *walks over to the two and speaks sarcastically* Maybe because the sorceress is in there?
Zell: ....I knew that!
Squall: Whatever.
Meg: Where's Laguna?
Laguna: *about 200 feet away* Hey hey! I think I'll stay here and keep watch!
Squall: *rolls his eyes* I'm SO not related to him
Zell: But, he said you were!
Squall: *glares* It's called "Wishful Thinking"
Irvine: *walks up behind them* Hey, are we going up or what? *smiles at Meg*
Meg: *grins* Let's go kill that sorceress! *starts climbing the mountain*
Zell: ...Why are we killing her again?
Irvine: *rolls his eyes* Ask Squall *follows Meg*
Squall: >_O We're going to kill her because 'A. She's a Sorceress' and 'B. She stole Meg's last Gummi-Bear'
Zell: *gasp* How evil can you get!
Meg: Irvine! Stop looking up my coat!! *smack*
Irvine: Ack! >_<
Squall: *sighs and starts climbing the mountain*
Zell: *gets pumped* Oh yeah, we're gonna kick her ass!!!
Meg: Damn straight!! *runs up the mountain, coat swishing in the wind*
