Lissa: Welcome pager looker! Today, our prisoners……I mean our guests, will be starring in a little something we put together. They’ll be singing my most favoritest song in the whole wide world! Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Meg: Vejita’s gonna be Santa!
Vejita: There is no way in hell I’m going to be Santa!
Meg: You have no say in the matter. *takes out the Santa suit*
Vejita: I’m not wearing that!
Meg: Don’t make me put you back in the TV room so you can watch all the episodes of My Little Pony again!
Vejita: NO! Not that again! Anything but that!
Meg: All right then….put this on and you’ll be fine.
Vejita: *walks off grumbling, dragging the Santa suit along*
Meg: HAH!
Lissa: You make him watch My Little Pony?
Meg: Only when he’s bad.
Lissa: Harsh punishment for him….but do you remember that show!
Meg: Of course I do, who in their right mind could forget?
Lissa: Oh my God! Don’t you remember when….uh…nevermind, hehe, anyway where were we?
Meg: Telling everyone who’s gonna be what.
Lissa: Oh yeah. Ok, so Vejita’s gonna be Santa, Gokou’s gonna be an elf…..
Gokou: Yay!
Lissa: o.o; ok anyway, Roshi’s a…..um…...a tree
Roshi: *stares at Lissa, drooling*
Lissa: *backs away slowly* Continuing, Piccolo will be an evil bat
Piccolo: What?!
Lissa: You heard me.
Piccolo: .....
Lissa: And Gohan’s going to be some skeeri clouds.
Gohan: Clouds?
Lissa: Yup.
Gohan: ……
Lissa: What….you don’t WANNA be clouds? You BABY! Are you too good to be clouds or something! Why does everyone complain about their part! JEEZ!
Gohan: *eyes water up*
Meg: Melissa! Don’t make him cry!
Lissa: Sorry….got carried away. *pats Gohan on the head*
Gohan: It’s ok
Lissa: ^.^
Meg: Ok, moving on. Videl will be the moon
Videl: Th…
Meg: Don’t start with me.
Videl: ……
Meg: *ahem* Bulma will also be some skeeri clouds. And, last but not least, the stars of the song, Trunks, Goten, Ashka, and Pasha. For those who don’t know who Ashka and Pasha are, these two girls are our characters.
Lissa: We made them up and they star in a couple fanfics we wrote.
Meg: Yup, such special people. Goten will be Barrel, the creepy little boy in a straight jacket thing and weird hair. Trunks will be Lock a.k.a. Satan.
Trunks: O.O Satan?!
Meg: Well….not really. You have to wear a devil mask and some horns….and have a tail and a course carry a pitchfork.
Trunks: No.
Meg: Yes.
Trunks: I’m not doing it.
Meg: I’ll get Pasha in here to yell at you…..and I know how much you hate when Pasha yells.
Trunks: UGH! Fine…..I’ll wear the Satan costume! *storms off mumbling obscene things*
Lissa: O.O!
Meg: Did you hear what he said!
Lissa: Yes! Potty mouth!
Meg: I’m gonna tell his daddy!
Lissa: *laughs*
Meg: Hehe. Um….oh yeah, and Pasha and Ashka will be Shock, the evil witch.
Lissa: They’re sharing the part because in the song there are only three parts and it wouldn’t be fair to give it to just one of them. So without further adieu, everyone into their costumes and behind the curtain in 15 minutes!
~15 minutes later~
Gokou: Girls who kidnapped me, do you know where my elf shoes are?
Lissa: Our names are Lissa and Meg, and they’re in the closet.
Gokou: Ok thanks.
Lissa: No problem.
Trunks: Where’s my pitchfork?
Pasha: I have it.
Trunks: Oh, thanks.
Pasha: For what?
Trunks: Uh….nevermind, can I have it?
Pasha: *laughs*
Trunks: Pashi…
Pasha: Yes?
Trunks: I need that.
Pasha: I know, that’s why I’m keeping it *takes off running*
Trunks: Pasha! *runs after her*
Meg, Lissa: o.O
Roshi: Where’s my tree branch!? I can’t find my tree branch! Oh my God!
Piccolo: How the hell should I know! Has anyone seen my bat wings?!
Goten: *wiggles around in his straight jacket* I can’t feel my arms!
Gokou: *unties Goten’s arms*
Goten: Thanks dad.
Gokou: *nods*
Bulma: Here Vejita, you dropped your Santa hat.
Vejita: I dropped it on purpose!
Videl: Stop screaming!
Vejita: Oh shut up you piece of worthless crap!
Videl: *growls*
Gohan: Calm down honey….
Videl: Hiss! *bears her teeth*
Gohan: *drags Videl over to the other side of the stage*
Lissa: Gawd…these guys are pathetic.
All characters: WHAT?!
Lissa: o.o;;;; Nothing! *hides behind Meg*
Meg: Gee thanks, sacrifice me instead….
Lissa: ^.^
Meg: She was kidding!
All characters: Good.
Lissa: Phew.
Meg: *shakes her head* Ok, everyone ready?
All characters unhappily: Yes…
Meg: Aw, come on! You guys look great!
Lissa: Look at Vejita! He’s so…
Vejita: Don’t even say it…..
Lissa: *whispers* cute!
Vejita: >.< *growls*
Lissa: Hehe.
Meg: Ok ok! Places everyone! *escorts them to their spots* Perfect.
Lissa: Alrighty! Wait…we need a curtain opener.
Gokou: I’ll do it!
Lissa: Um…it’s ok, I can do it, we need you to be ready to go in…
Gokou: Ok
Meg: Right. Everyone ready?
All characters: Yes…
Meg: Good. Let’s go. *walks out onto the stage, followed by Lissa, and are put in the spotlight*
Lissa: Ooooh! Spotlight ^.^
Meg: Anyways, Ladies and Gentlemen, today you will witness one of the strangest things you will ever see.
Lissa: DBZ characters singing and dancing merrily!
Meg: We suggest that if you’ve never heard the song about to be sung, that you download it so you know the melody and how the music goes cause it just won’t be the same if you don’t know the song. And if you don’t want to, then fine, be that way!
Lissa: *blinks*
Meg: Just kidding, now, sit back and enjoy.
Lissa: Hehe *nods* *both walk off stage* *runs over to the curtain and raises it*
Appearance: The stage represents a dark and spooky forest, on it you see a creepy old tree house with cages hanging from the branches, bear traps around the trunk, and a couple noose’s for hanging unwelcome visitors dangling from the branches….along with the tree house, there is a bright shiny moon, skeeri clouds, a tree with an old mans face, and a large bat flying around aimlessly. The music starts softly (the kind that sounds like people tiptoeing around)~
Trunks, Goten, Pasha: *appear talking silently with each other and tiptoe down the long spiral staircase quickly, reach the bottom, exchange glances, and smile evilly*
All: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
Trunks: I wanna do it!
Goten: Let’s draw straws!
Pasha: Jack said we should work together……
Goten: Three of a kind!
Trunks: Birds of a feather!
All: Now and forever!
Pasha: Wheeeeee!
(simultaneously)
Trunks and Goten: La la la la la la, la la la la la
All: La la la la la la, la la la la la! Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and turn off all the lights!
Pasha: First we’re going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait. When he comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate! *slams a steel cage door shut, trapping a huge bug* *giggles to herself*
Trunks: *Pushes Pasha over and into a tub*
~Inside the tub, Ashka’s waiting, the two switch places and Ashka pops up from the tub, climbs out, and brushes herself off, growling at Trunks who doesn’t seem to care~
Trunks: ~continues singing~ Wait! I’ve got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man…..let’s pop him in a boiling pot and when he’s done we’ll butter him up! *drops the caged bug into a pot of boiling acid*
Goten: *runs around and watches the bug burn with wide eyes*
All: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box, bury him for 90 years, then see if he talks!
Goten: *picks up the rotting cage and shoves it down a pipe, down to Oogie Boogie’s lair.*
Oogie Boogie: *cackles evilly*
~short, dramatic music break~
Ashka: Then Mister Oogie Boogie man
~loud, short, dramatic music break~
Ashka and Trunks: Can take the whole thing over then!
~louder, short, dramatic music break~
All: He’ll be so pleased I do declare!
~very loud, short dramatic music break~
All: That he will cook him rare!
Ashka: Wheeeeee! *jumps off the tree house and swings on a noose and swings herself to the 2nd level. Trunks and Goten follow down the stairs*
Trunks: I say that we take a canon aim it at his door and then, knock three times and when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more!
Ashka: You’re so stupid! Think! Now if we blow him up to smithereens, then we may lose some pieces
Ashka and Trunks: And then Jack will beat us black and green!
Ashka: *punches Trunks in the face*
Trunks: *rubs his nose and throws a rock at Ashka’s head*
Ashka: *spins around and catches it, smiling deviously*
All: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag, throw him in the ocean, then see if he’s sad.
Goten: *catches a rat and puts it in a bag, then tosses it overboard into the smoking lake*
Ashka: *giggles sinisterly*
All: Because Mister Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around, if I were on his Boogie list…I’d get out of town!
Trunks: *Trips Ashka and laughs as she falls threw the 2nd floor*
Goten: He’ll be so pleased by our success! That he’ll reward us too, I’ll bet!
~Ashka switches places with Pasha again behind a large box. Pasha has finished racing up the stairs and eyes Trunks with a death stare*
All: Perhaps he’ll make his special brew! Of snake and spider stew!
Goten: Mmmmmm!
All: We’re his little henchmen and we take out job with pride. We do our best to please him and stay on his good side.
Pasha: I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb! *kicks Trunks*
Goten: I’m not the dumb one!
Trunks: You’re no fun!
Pasha: SHUT UP!
Goten: Make me!
Pasha: *growls* I’ve got something, LISTEN NOW! This one is real good, you’ll see! We’ll send a present to his door, upon they’ll be a note to read. Now in the box, we’ll wait and hide until his curiosity…
All: Entices him to look inside and then we’ll have him one, two, three! Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick, lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick! Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits, Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks!
Goten: *pounds on Santa’s door*
All: Kidnap the Sandy Claws see what we will see, lock him in a cage and then…….throw away they key!!
Santa: *Vejita opens the door and steps out angrily with Gokou the elf following close behind*
Meg and Lissa: *scream more then whisper* SAY THE LINE!
Vejita: Ho ho ho....Huh?
Meg, Lissa: *clap*
Trunks, Goten and Pasha: *pop out of the present and capture Santa in a large bag*
Gokou: *gasps dramatically and runs a few steps after Santa, trips a couple times because of the elf shoes….and screams* SANTA! NOOOO!
Trunks, Goten and Pasha: *take off in their galloping tub cackling devisouly*
~curtain drops….and thunderous applause SHOULD fill the theater!~
Meg: *walks out onto the empty stage and clears her throat loudly, eyeing Lissa out of the corner of her eye*
Lissa: *is dancing around back stage singing loudly I'm a Supergirl* Over the buildings...*mimics guitar solo*...over the mountains..DUN DUN...over the blue sky..DUN DUN..over the rainbow. You know I'm a supergirl! Yes I'm a perky girl! I never say die! No one can stop me! Cause I-i...like to fight! Come on everybody, do the monkey with me!
All characters: o.O; *blink slowly*
Meg: *slaps her forehead* Now's not the time to be singing. *mumbles* She watches the Powerpuff Girls too much....*ahem* Anyway! *grins* We hope you enjoyed the show and will come back next time we perform…uh…..something!
Lissa: Huh? Oh my gosh! *runs over to Meg quickly* Hehe ^.^;;
Meg: *sighs*
Meg, Lissa: Bye! *skip off stage and behind the curtain*
Meg: You guys were awesome!
Vejita: Stop following me, Kakarott!
Gokou: *takes a few steps away from Vejita*
Vejita: FARTHER!
Gokou: *takes another step*
Ashka: VEJITA! Stop being so mean to Gokou!
Gokou: ^.^
Vejita: *raises an eyebrow*
Meg: *ahem!* Very nice ho hoing Vejita!
Vejita: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Meg: *blinks* …..ok
Vejita: Shut up.
Lissa: hehe.
Vejita *stares at the girl who giggled angrily*
Lissa: *snorts* YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! COME ON, BRING IT ON BAD BOY!
Vejita: Why don’t you come and say that to my face.
Lissa: ok *walks over to Vejita and screams what she said before in his face*
Vejita: *falls over*
Lissa: *locks him up in his unbreakable cage* That’s so you won’t attack and kill me. *grins triumphantly*
Vejita: *growls*
Meg: Lissa, stop taunting the characters, it’s not nice.
Lissa: I know….I’ll stop.
Meg: Good girl.
Lissa: ^.^
Meg: Well…now that the shows over, wanna take Trunks and Goten for a walk?
Lissa: Of course! *grabs the collars and leashes and runs after Trunks and Goten with Meg following close behind*
