Sean: *is the same though not looking too happy* This is way too early....
Lissa: You wouldn’t be awake right if you had just stayed out of my business. You could have had an extra 20 minutes to sleep.
Sean: *sighs*
Lissa: Ok, 6:30, time to wake everyone up.
Sean: *pulls out a foghorn*
Lissa: Go ahead.
Sean: *blows it*
~A minute later...~
All: *come rushing from their rooms, angry, scared, annoyed, and all those other happy moods*
Vejita: What the hell’s going on?
Ashka: It’s the Apocalypse! We’re all gonna die!
Lissa: It is not. It was just a foghorn.
Meg: *rubbing sleep from her eyes* You better have a good explanation for this.
Alex: You’re lucky I still can’t see yet or I’d kill you.
Lissa: Yes, yes, I know. We’re going somewhere and I need you all to shower, get dressed, do whatever you do in the morning right now if we wanna make it on time.
Ashka: No. Ashka’s sleepy.
Lissa: Fine, then you won’t come. We’ll just leave you here, all alone, again.
Ashka: No! Goten! *clutches his arm, crying*
Goten: *pats her head* It’s ok Ashi, we’re not gonna leave you here.
Ashka: Ok. *runs off* I get the shower first!!
Pasha: No! You use up ALL the hot water!
Ashka: *giggles*
Pasha: Ashka! *runs*
Chaozu: Why is she complaining? She can just make the water hot again. God, why is every girl with any relationship with Meg such a slutty pole dancer?
Trunks: *towers over Chaozu* You wanna repeat that?
Chaozu: No... *runs over to Tien*
Trunks: *hisses*
Chaozu: *hides behind him*
Kenny: Doughnuts.
Sean: What?
Kenny: Doughnuts. I want some.
Sean: Naturally. Anything to make you gain more weight.
Kenny: Go to hell! *walks off groggily*
Lissa: *stares at the ceiling* I love mornings.
~Later on, around 8:00, everyone has managed to get ready. However, they’re not in they’re everyday attire. They were ordered to wear “normal clothing” which Lissa had already picked out for them. Each person stands in summer clothes, waiting for Lissa to explain where they’re going~
Lissa: I can’t tell you yet. You’ll find out when we get there.
Ashka: Can’t you tell us anything?
Lissa: Um, ok, where we’re going there will be no death threats, screaming, yelling, hitting, kicking, physically killing, beating, obscene cursing, smacking, biting, blowing things up, no weapons, or anything else involving violence. We are going to a public place where there will be people. Any threats will get you arrested for the rest of your life and I am not going to try and save you. But, I will send you cards on the holidays to let you know I’m still thinking of you.
All: *blink*
Lissa: *grins* Who’s ready?
All: *stay silent*
Lissa: Great! Now to go forth and get our bus.
Goten: Nobody said anything about a bus.
Lissa: I just did. Let’s go. *pushes everyone out the door*
~Five minutes later the entire cast is standing out in the middle of a faded road. They notice a significant increase in the temperature and do a double take when palm trees are seen in the distance.~
Meg: Oh my God! It’s so hot. I’m gonna die.
Goten: Must be tough for our little eskimo, changing from 40 below zero to this warm weather and all.
Meg: Shut up, Goten.
Lissa: Relax, it’s supposed to be kinda cloudy today, it won’t be as bad. Besides, it’s only like....83 or something.
Meg: Yeah only. It’s 8 in the morning and it’s already 80 degrees. That’s just not normal.
Lissa: I know.
Ashka: *screams*
All: *turn and stare*
Goten: What?! What is it?!
Ashka: A monster! *points to a large animal*
Lissa: Oh. *waves hand dismissively* It’s only a bird, it won’t hurt you.
Ashka: *staring* Only a bird? It’s the child of Godzilla!
Lissa: No, it’s a bird and it’s perfectly safe. As long as you don’t go near it....
Ashka: *backs away* Don’t worry, I won’t.
Roshi: Dearest, you haven’t told us where we are yet.
Gohan: Well, by the looks of it, we must be in some sort of tropical type place considering the palm trees and the weather.
Gokou: We’re in the South.
Gohan: *eyes his father* I was just going to...
Lissa: *looking at her watch* We’re in Florida.
Pasha: Florida?! Score Lissa! Where’s the beach?
Lissa: Sorry Pish, we’ll do the beach some other time. Right now, we have a bus to catch.
Pasha: I don’t see any bus.
~A huge bus pulls up~
Pasha: Never mind.
Lissa: Everybody on board.
Meg: o.O Lissa, what are you up to?
Lissa: *grins* Everybody on board.
~Before getting on, Lissa hands them each a blindfold. Amazingly, they’re all cooperating pretty well. Once on, the drive begins. They’ve been warned the drive will take at least an hour and before anyone can start whining, Lissa pulls out box after box of doughnuts and passes them around. Thirty minutes later.....~
Videl: Is it me or is Lissa acting weird?
Ashka: She’s acting weird.
Gokou: Don’t be silly, no she’s not.
Videl: Sure she is. And what’s with these blindfolds?
Gokou: Duh, she doesn’t want you to see where we’re going.
Videl and Ashka: *look at one another*
Ashka: How do you know where we’re going?
Gokou: *sweatdrops* I don’t......
Ashka: Gokou..... What do you know?
Gokou: Nothing! I’m not supposed to tell!
Videl: *’s eyes light up* Not supposed to tell what?
Gokou: I’m not supposed to tell! *gets up and runs to the front of the bus* Lissa!
Ashka: Damn! Now we‘ll never know.
~Another 30 minutes later, Lissa gives the order of putting on the blindfolds. Wherever they’re going they’ll be there soon and she doesn’t even want the billboards giving anything away. A few minutes later the bus comes to a stop and all are lead off the bus, guided by a rope, with Meg in front. They walk for some time and then board a tram and after a short ride, arrive at their destination.~
Kenny: I wonder if we’re going to Disney World. That’s in Florida.
Lissa: Nope. Not Disney World. That’s for another time.
Kenny: Another time? Awesome.
Lissa: Everyone gather up here and don’t take off the blindfold till I say. Ok, ready?
All: Yeah.
Lissa: Take ‘em off!
~The cast members rip off their blindfolds quickly and gasp at the sight in front of them. They’re facing the decorated gates to Disney’s MGM studios and every Disney character imaginable holding balloons. Streamers fall from what seems no where and a roar of “Happy Birthday Meg!” leaves them all deaf as the traditional birthday song is played by a marching band on the side.~
Ashka: Oh my God! There’s Winnie the Pooh!
Pasha: Hey wow...who’s that in the Hercules costume? *strains to see*
Trunks: *stares at Pasha*
Lissa: Sorry it’s a little late...
Meg: Aw! Thanks Lissa!
Lissa: I wanted to try and make it up.
Meg: Thanks so much. This is so great.
Pasha: Wow, this is great Meg, your birthday’s better than Lissa’s.
Kenny: Hey hey! Why weren’t we told about this?
Lissa: Cause I wanted it to be a surprise. If I told one of you it would have gotten out one way or another. Sorry guys ^.^;;
Videl: Hey, I don’t care. We’re in the Disney capital of like...what, where are we, America?
Lissa: Yes, that’s correct....
Videl: Yeah. Let’s go!
Ashka: *runs off to Winnie the Pooh* I love your state Lissa!
Goten: Wait a minute, Ashi! *chases*
Vejita: Where’s the bus?
Bulma: What do you mean where’s the bus?
Vejita: I’m getting back on it.
Bulma: No you’re not.
Vejita: Yes I am. Do you really think I’m going to hang around a place like this for the rest of the day?
Bulma: Yes.
Vejita: Wrong.
Lissa: *boots Vejita a few feet* Go run your ticket through the thing, you’re having a Disney day with the rest of us! Plus, this is for Meg’s birthday and nobody’s going to ruin it for her. *breathes* Ok, let’s go!
All, well, the ones happy to be here: *cheer and run to the entrance*
~Well, how ‘bout that. MGM Studios. Let’s just hope they get through the day safely...~
