Ashka: *jumps up and down* Winnie the Pooh signed my arm!
Pasha: Yeah, you think that’s something? You should see where Hercules signed his name.
Trunks: Excuse me?
Pasha: Kidding ^.^
Trunks: You better be....
Pasha: *shifty eyes* You could always check for yourself later on....
Trunks: Maybe I will....
Meg: Hey guys! How about for my birthday you don’t get all aroused or if you do, keep it to yourselves, ok?
Trunks and Pasha: *sweatdrop* Ok...
Lissa: *moving everyone through the gates* Come on, come on. Put the ticket in the little slot and pick it up at the other end, let’s go, let’s go.
Officer: Excuse me ma’am, I need to check your bag.
Bulma: *holds it protectively* No, you don’t.
Lissa: *gasps and grabs the bag away*
Bulma: Lissa!
Lissa: *harshly* Shut up!
Bulma: o.O
Officer: Thank you. Go ahead in.
Bulma: Why’d you do that?
Lissa: Cause you’re supposed to. Never say no to an officer. You’ll go to jail.
Bulma: Lovely.
Lissa: Yeah.... Ok, everyone’s through. Yup. Alrighty. *hands Meg the map* Where do you wanna go first?
Meg: *looks at it* We are on Hollywood Boulevard.....which means we’re closest to....The Great Movie Ride. Let’s go there.
Lissa: Ok.
Gokou: *fanning himself* Lissa....how do you live here?
Lissa: *hands him a water bottle* With air conditioning.
Gokou: Is...
Lissa: Yup. Almost all the rides are inside a nice cool room.
Gokou: Yes! Last one there’s a poached egg! *runs*
ChiChi: Gokou, wait for the rest of us! *chases*
Meg: I think he meant rotten.....
Lissa: *nods*
All: *head down the street*
Ashka: Mm! Smells like popcorn! I want some!
Lissa: Not now Ashi, it’ll make you thirsty.
Ashka: Yeah but...
Lissa: Later, promise.
Ashka: Okie.
Gokou: *reaches the building and looks up. It‘s a replication of Mann’s Chinese Theater* Hey wow, are we in China?
Kenny: Nope.
Gokou: *watches people dressed in Chinese uniforms walk by* You sure?
Kenny: Positive.
Gokou: *unconvinced* Okay....
Pasha: Woo, short line!
Gero: Meg, my sweet, let me stand by you.
Meg: No. Go stand near your buddies.
Gero: But it’s your birthday, I want to celebrate it with you.
Meg: You will. By standing away....over there. *points* Go on now.
Gero: If it pleases you.
Meg: It does. A lot.
Gero: *wanders off*
Chaozu: Oh look, it’s the birthday slut.
Lissa: *whispered harshly* Chaozu!
Chaozu: What?
Lissa: Watch your mouth!
Chaozu: *waves his hand in Lissa’s face* I don’t have to listen to you.
Lissa: *twitches* Chaozu....if you don’t behave....I swear to God....
Tien: Come, Chaozu. *leads him away*
Little boy: Mommy look, a little clown.
Chaozu: Bite me!
Little boy: *bursts out crying*
Lissa: *sighs*
~The group moves along the line and ignore stares from many other guests. They finally reach the boarding cars~
Ride attendant: How many in your party?
Lissa: Twenty-one.
Ride attendant: Oh, you must be the “D B Z” Party?
Lissa: Yup.
Ride attendant: All right, line up here.
All: *get on, taking up an entire section of the tram*
Guide: Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen! Are you ready to go to the movies?!
~Loud cheer of “yes!”~
Guide: Great! Get ready, cause here...we....go!
Vejita: *leans forward and stares at Lissa*
Lissa: You better save it. We’re in a part of the land of happiness and everywhere we go we’ll be guided by a happy and enthusiastic person.
Vejita: Not if I rip their throats open.
Lissa: Which you won’t.
Vejita: *mumbles* Yeah, not right now...
Guide: But before we get started, I’d like everyone to welcome a very special person to MGM Studios. It’s her birthday, so let’s help her celebrate it. Happy birthday Meg!
All on the tram: Happy birthday Meg!
Meg: ^.^;;;;; Thanks.
Piccolo: That was....
Lissa: There, there Piccy-poo, it’ll be all right. Soon, you’ll be overcome with happiness too.
Piccolo: o_O Great.
~The ride begins moving and the trams is lead through a huge doorway, entering a dark room with an underwater type look. Music’s blasting and the mood is happy happy happy. They first pass an animatronic Gene Kelly singing the song “Singing in the Rain” while rain pours down from above. Ashka jumped up and attempted to start dancing along with the robot but was safely pulled back into her seat. The tram moves on and bubbles fall from the ceiling and in front of them are 60 dancing mannequins in bathing suits, representing a scene from Footlight Parade.~
Ashka: Bubbles! *reaches up and tries catching some*
Goten: No, no....stay seated.
Ashka: Aw.
Goten: *sweatdrops*
~They pass other scenes from various movies including Mary Poppins, Public Enemy, Alien, Casablanca, and The Wizard of Oz. Once off the ride, those in a good mood are jumping up and down in excitement.~
Ashka: Goten, can you hear yet?
Goten: *doesn’t answer*
Ashka: Goten?
Goten: *remains silent*
Ashka: GOTEN! *hits him*
Goten: What!
Ashka: I said, *screams* can you hear me yet?!
Goten: What?!
Ashka: *sighs*
Trunks: Well, maybe if you didn’t scream so loud when the PRETEND western shootout happened, he’d still be able to hear you.
Ashka: Shut up. Jerk. *turns away* It surprised me.
Bulma: Well, I thought the ride was fun..
Meg: Yeah, The Wizard of Oz part was cute.
Ashka: The wicked witch was scary!
Pasha: Scary? I think it was horrible. Do they honestly think that’s how ALL witches look! I’m disgusted! Is my face green and ugly? No! It’s pretty and smooth! And I don’t ride a broom.
Trunks: Yes, I know, hon. They should all burn in hell.
Meg: It was just a movie....
Pasha: *huffs* Well, I never want to see it.
Meg: *shakes her head*
Vejita: It was completely fake.
Lissa: Shut up. So, where do ya wanna go next Meg?
Tien: Yes Meg, lead us.
Meg: *inches away from Tien and looks at the map* How about....
Chaozu: Come on little miss crack whore, pick a ride.
Meg: *beats Chaozu with her water bottle*
Chaozu: Eh!
Tien: Chaozu! Don’t ruin Meg’s birthday!
Meg: *turns back to the map* Let’s go to the Indiana Jones thing.
Piccolo: *suddenly starts paying attention* Indiana Jones thing?
Lissa: Yeah, it’s this stunt show.
Piccolo: *leads the way*
Meg: Hm, what got into him?
Lissa: *shrugs*
All: *arrive in time for the first show and take a seat close to the front, right in the center*
Vejita: *immediately falls asleep*
Bulma: Ugh. I can’t take you anywhere. *smacks him repeatedly*
Vejita: *jerks awake* Knock it off!
Bulma: Then stay awake.
Vejita: *grumbles*
Pasha: *blinks and tenses*
Trunks: What’s wrong?
Pasha: I can feel someone staring at me.
~Snap!~
Pasha: *gasps* O.O
Trunks: What was that?
Pasha: *spins around and stares at a little boy*
Little boy: *sits with a few friends, holding in laughter*
Another little boy: Lady, you look mad.
Pasha: Yes. I do, don’t I?
All: *nod*
Trunks: Pish, what’s wrong?
Pasha: *faces Trunks* One of those little jerks pulled my bra strap!
Goten: You’re letting little children undo your bra? What?
Lissa and Meg: *stare at Pasha*
Pasha: Goten! No! Shut up!
Goten: *snickers*
Trunks: Just ignore them. Lissa said no violence.
Pasha: *sighs angrily* Fine.
~Snap!~
Pasha: *sucks in her breath sharply*
Trunks: Pish....
Pasha: *spins around and slams her hands onto the back of the seat, eyeing each of the boys*
Little boys: *blink nervously at the crazed look*
Pasha: Do you know what I do to little children like you?
Little boys: *shake their heads*
Pasha: I eat them.
Little boy #1: Yeah right.
Pasha: *grabs the kid by his shirt and pulls him forward*
Little boys: *gasp*
Trunks: *puts his hands to his face* Oh God...we’re gonna get arrested, just like Lissa said!
Pasha: You!
Little boy #1: *trembles*
Pasha: You touched me....
Little boy #1: No, I didn’t!
Pasha: *takes in a deep breath as her eyes glow a blood red* Don’t...LIE to me!
Little boys: *scream*
Meg: What the hell? *looks over* O.O Pasha!
Lissa: Oh my God! *looks around frantically for security*
Trunks: *panics*
Goten: Woah. She’s pissed.
Pasha: If you EVER touch me or another woman like that again I’ll tear your arms off and beat you with them! I’ll cut your stomach open and fill it with worms! I’ll put your legs in a blender! When I get through with you, you’ll wish you were dead!
Little boy #1: *wails*
Lissa: Pashi! No! We’ll get arrested!
Trunks: No! I can’t! I could never live with myself if I got arrested!
Meg: Uh....I don’t even live here, they can’t arrest me.... Right? Right?!
Vejita: *watches with interest*
Gokou: I’ve never met an American police officer before....
Pasha: If you open your mouth about our little chat....I‘ll do everything I just said to you and you‘re friends. Got it? *drops the kid* Now. Go. Away.
Little boys: *run off, crying*
Pasha: *turns around to find everyone around her staring* *sweatdrops*
Lissa: *mumbles “oh my God” over and over while looking pale*
~Later on, after the group moved to the other side of the stadium, the show began and after it was over, rushed out as fast as they could.~
Sean: I’ve got two words. Anger management.
Pasha: Zip it. I was vandalized, I had a right to be angry.
Lissa: Does anyone see FBI agents?!
Meg: No...no FBI agents. Swear.
Lissa: Thank God. Quick...where to next. We have to get out of the open.....
Vejita: I’d rather not. I’m up for finding those children and watching another show.
Bulma: Vejita! You’re not helping!
Meg: Star Tours. It’s right there. *points ahead of them*
Lissa: Oh! That’s a good one. Let’s go.
Gohan: *stops at the warning sign and begins to read* Lissa, are you sure this is safe?
Lissa: Totally.
Gohan: Then why is there a sign with multiple warnings about it?
Lissa: Because....
Gohan: Because why?
Lissa: Just because. Someone got bored and put it there. Come on.
Piccolo: You’re not going to wimp out are you?
Gohan: Me? Don’t be stupid. Of course not.
~Afterwards....~
Meg: That was awesome!
Videl: Yeah! That drop was like....forever! It was so real!
Ashka: We were in space! *flies around making spaceship noises*
Meg: And ya know what’s even funnier? They didn’t let Chaozu on!
Chaozu: They called me a toddler! A toddler Tien!
Tien: It’s ok Chaozu, they didn’t know.
Meg: *snickers*
Vejita: *rubbing his neck* It was stupid.
Lissa: It was only stupid because you unbuckled your seatbelt after the ride attendant left and fell out of your chair.
Kenny: Yeah, and on to me! You’re heavy. You probably cracked all my ribs!
Sean: Stop whining, he’s no where near being as heavy as you, fatso.
Kenny: Up yours, Sean!
Lissa and Meg: *crack up*
Vejita: Seatbelts are for weaklings.
Lissa: *through giggles* Well then, you’re obviously a weakling because you sure needed one.
Vejita: *sticks his nose in the air*
Meg: Good thing we took up a whole little room.
Gohan and Piccolo: *are sitting on a bench*
Videl: Hon, you don’t look so well.
Gohan: I’m fine...
Goten: How can you be sick? I don’t understand. For people like us....it seems physically impossible. You zoom around like that everyday. Besides, it wasn’t even that bad. You’re just a wimp.
Gohan: Shut up, Goten. Eh...I have a head ache. ~_~
Meg: Piccy-poo?
Piccolo: Let’s get on with the trip, shall we?
Meg: Ok. Hm...New York Street’s this way.
Lissa: Muppet Vision 3D’s over there.
Ashka: Muppets! Let’s go!
All: *head over*
Meg: Score, another short line.
All: *walk in after a few minutes of waiting and pick up 3D glasses. They then wait in a room with a dozen TV‘s*