~The whole group is sitting in the RR and Lissa seems to be running about screaming random Spanish words at anyone who looks at her funny. Meg’s on the phone with Heero again, bugging him and the others to come over and Tien and Gero are up the wall with jealousy over their love talking to another man. Sean’s picking on Kenny about being an ugly beached whale and Gokou’s playing with jell-o.....the others are scattered around the room doing whatever makes them happy.~
Vejita: *blinks at Lissa*
Lissa: ENSALADA!
Vejita: o_O What?
Gokou: *mushing jell-o in his hands* Salad.
Vejita: How the hell do you know?
Gokou: I don’t know.
Vejita: *scoffs* Of course not.
Meg: Yeah I know. But you said you would! *snorts* LIAR! Huh? Oh, you will? When? Don't lie to me boy....I know where you live. HEERO! Stop being a jerk! I'm not hanging up until you agree. I said I'm not hanging up!
Pasha: *twitches and grabs the phone* Here, since you can’t seem to do it.....I’ll hang up for you! BYE-BYE HEERO! *slams the phone down*
Meg: Hey! I wasn't done yelling!
Pasha: God! *goes back to throwing crumpled up tissues at Trunks*
Lissa: AZUL!
Vejita: What the hell are you saying?! Speak English!
Gokou: Blue.
Lissa: Hee.
Vejita: Alright....someone tell me how that moron knows what Lissa’s saying and the rest of us don’t. Meg...EXPLAIN!
Meg: Um, I don’t know Spanish... ^.^;;
Vejita: *sighs* Naturally...
Meg: Mais je connais les Français.
Vejita: *blinks hard* What?
Bulma: She said “but I know French.”
Vejita: Shut up, woman! I didn’t ask you!
Bulma: Ok ya know what....do you see my ass?
Vejita: *confused look* Uh....yes?
Bulma: THEN KISS IT!
Pasha and Ashka: *giggle*
Vejita: *snorts*
Lissa: *frolics around singing in Spanish*
Trunks: *inhales deeply* Must remain calm....Lissa....can you PLEASE.....stop?
Lissa: No!
Trunks: ~_~
Vejita: Meg!
Meg: Oui?
Vejita: *narrows his eyes*
Meg: Hehe.
Lissa: *skipping around in circles* El grande elefante prueba la sopa y ahora enojado estaaaaa....
Gokou: *hums along*
Meg: OH! Elephant song!!
Sean: *rolls his eyes and grabs a rag and polishes his sword* Yes, how are you my precious baby? *kisses his sword* Papa’s going to make you nice and shiny!
Kenny: Isn’t that sweet, father and sword getting along so well....
Sean: Kenny, go swimming.
Kenny: Huh? Why?
Sean: Because you’re such a WHALE maybe you’ll drown!!
Kenny: Shut up Sean!
Sean: Go back to your own kind! Who am I? *makes whale noises* FREE WILLY!
Kenny: *runs off wailing*
Pasha and Ashka: *lay on the floor, trying to catch their breath*
Trunks: Think they get tired of that?
Goten: Nope.
Lissa: *watches the two with interest* *gasps* Sean!
Sean: What!? I didn’t do it, I swear!
Lissa: You’ve inspired me!
Sean: *blinks*......How?
Lissa: I don’t know....
Sean: Ok. *furrows brow * Wait, what?
Lissa: *jumps up and down excitedly*
Gohan: *stares at Lissa* Uh....what’s she doing?
Videl: .....A rain dance?
Lissa: *changes the RR into a class room*
Meg: Huh? What’s going on.....SEAN!
Sean: It’s not me!
Meg: Then who....huh.....Lissa?
Lissa: *giggles insanely* Come now my students, sit down and let’s learn!
Pasha: Learn what?
Lissa: *throws her arms around* SPANISH!
Ashka: Spanish? But.....aren’t you American?
Lissa: Duh. But since I’m forced to learn it at school, you’ll be forced to learn it in the RR!
Pasha: .....Ugh.
Ashka: Great
Chaozu: *bumps into Meg*
Meg: *hisses*
Chaozu: Slut.
Meg: *narrows eyes* Whore!
Chaozu: BITCH!
Meg: *gasps*
Tienshinhan: Chaozu! Stop verbally abusing my love!
Chaozu: But Tien! She started it!
Meg: Oh yeah right! And I own Europe!
Gokou: Really? Do they have special European jell-o over there? Well of course they must.....what a stupid question. Hm, Meg, can you get me some....I wanna see if it tastes different from American jell-o. I really like the green kind. I wonder how they make it green.....*thinks*
ChiChi: Oh Gokou... ~.~;;
Lissa: Enough! I will not have Meg, Cyclops, or the little golf ball disturbing my class! Siéntese abajo por favor!
All: What?
Gokou: *solemnly* Sit down please....
All: *stare at Gokou*
Gokou: ^.^;; *fidgets*
Meg: Lissa! How does he know what you’re saying?!
Lissa: Um...well he did know the Elephant song....
Meg: *blinks*
Lissa: Um....who cares! *steps to the front of the class room* *grins all teacher like* Now then class *grabs chalk and writes her name on the board.* Everyone, I am your teacher, Ms. Halsey...no wait, let me rephrase that, *erases board and writes as she says slowly* Mrs. Maxwell.
Videl: Maxwell? Uh...no...isn’t that incorrect?
Lissa: TEACHERS ARE NEVER INCORRECT!
Videl: O.O
Ashka: Well.....sure they are.
Lissa: Not in this school or in my junior high school they aren‘t, so HAH, you’re WRONG! I’m RIGHT!
Meg: Guys....let her dream. If she wants to be Mrs. Duo Maxwell....she is.
Others: *nod*
Lissa: Ok then! *grin* first things first, we’ll start out with a simple greeting. *ahem* Hola clasé!
All: *mumbled* Yeah hola.....
Lissa: *fumes* HOLA CLASÉ!
All: Hola!
Lissa: *grins* Excelente! But when I say hello class, you respond “hola Senora Maxwell” Now, try it again.
All: Hola Senora Maxwell!
Lissa: Muy bueno! Very good. Ok, um...what other basics are there. *thinks* Oh! The days of the week! Ok, we learn these with a song.
Sean: A song? Forget it, I’m not singing.
Lissa: You’ll sing or I’ll snap your ugly sword in half!
Sean: No! Not my baby!
Roshi: Darling, you must calm down, you’re getting oh so violent.
Lissa: Roshi...did you raise your hand?
Roshi: Um...no.
Lissa: THEN DON’T SPEAK!
Roshi: *trembles*
Pasha: *files nails*
Lissa: Pasha....
Pasha: Hm, what?
Lissa: *rips nail filer out of her hand* Nail filing is for....FAILURES! Now....are you a failure?
Pasha: I...
Lissa: No! You’re not a failure because I created you! Now pay attention! That goes for ALL of you!
Goten: *holds up a piece of paper cut out to look like a small mustache under his nose* Ja mein Führer! *Nazi salute*
Meg: Oh my God...
All: *hold in giggles while their faces turn red*
Sean and Vejita: *laugh loudly*
Lissa: *gasps* Goten! That’s not funny! Don’t you ever compare me to Hitler again or I’ll beat the living crap out of you! YOU FAILURE!
Pasha: *is overwhelmed by the yelling and tears up* She’s so mean.
Trunks: Aw, it’s ok *pats Pasha’s back*
Pasha: *sniffles*
Meg: Pasha has a point....what kind of junior high school did you go to?
Lissa: *eye twitches*
Meg: Liss?
Lissa: *stands there, swaying back and forth, chanting* my school my school my school my school.......
Meg: Uhm....
Goten: Perhaps we shouldn’t go into her old school.
Meg: Good idea. Lissa? Candy!
Lissa: What?! *blinks* Ok, we’ll skip the song, but the days of the week are, Lunes, Martes, Miércoles, Jueves, Viernes, Sábado, Domingo.
All: *sit and stare blankly*
Vejita: This is stupid! I don’t need to know how to speak Spanish!
Bulma: Shut up Vejita, it’s not stupid! Besides, you’re more likely to run into someone on the street who speaks Spanish then into someone who speaks Yugoslavian or Swiss or something.
Vejita: Yeah...whatever.
Ashka: *raises hand* Uh...Senora Maxwell, could you repeat that?
Lissa: Of course I can Ashka. *says it and then writes it in a way on the board so everyone can say it* Lunes - loon-ace, Martes - mar-tace, Miércoles - Me-air-co-lace, Jueves - who-way-vace, Viernes - ve-air-nace, Sábado - sa-ba-doh, Domingo - doh-ming-go. Everyone got that?
Gokou: Si.
All: *blink* Si....
Lissa: Ok, let’s all try!
All: *groan*
Sean: *snores*
Lissa: *chucks an eraser at Sean* SEAN, we’re ALL learning here, you’re not special!
Sean: *drowsily* Huh? Minako....where ya goin baby? Get back into bed....
Others: *blink*
Kenny: *snickers*
Lissa: SEAN! *slams a yard stick onto his desk*
Sean: WHAT?!
Ashka and Pasha: Heh...
Lissa: *ahem* Ok guys, let’s all say the days of the week, ready?
Pasha: *Telepathically sends Ash a message* Oh GOD, I can’t take this anymore.....Lissa’s turned into some Nazi leader and she’s being so mean! I have to get out of here before she sends me to a work camp!
Ashka: *replies* I know! Quick, let’s think of a plan before it‘s too late. Meg might get ideas and wanna teach us French or something!
Pasha: Um...on the count of three, you make the door bell to the main page go off, ok?
Ashka: Got it!
Pasha: Ok, 1....2....3!
~ Suddenly, the door bell rings.....
All: *gasp*
Videl: I got it! *runs off*
Bulma: No, trust me on this one, I GOT IT! *follows*
All: *shouts from everyone as they run from the room* I got it!......No me!......OW my
arm!.........I GOT THE DOOR!.......My leg doesn’t bend that way!
Lissa: *stands, alone* Well fine, see if I ever try and teach you all Spanish again!
Gokou: It’s ok Lissa. Let’s sing the Elephant song.
Lissa: Ok!
Gokou and Lissa: El grande elefante prueba la sopa y ahora enojado estaaaaa. Esta muy caliente y no es muy paciente y grita: NO ME GUUUUSTAAA!
