Sherlock Meg And The Case Of The Missing Gummi Bears
Lissa: *throws her arms out* My gift is my song!......and this one’s for you. *leaps across the floor* And you can tell everybody that this is your song. It may be quite simple now that it’s done. I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words......how wonderful life is....now you’re in the world....... *twirls*
Vejita: Shut up!
Lissa: *almost trips* Eh! *spins and stares at Vejita* No!
Vejita: Then sing something else, I’m tired of that one!
Lissa: *considers*
Vejita: No, I didn’t mean that! Don’t sing another one, keep your mouth shut!
Lissa: Too late. ^.^
Vejita: *growls*
Roshi: Be quiet you hooligan, I love hearing my sweet Lissa’s voice. It’s so angelic. *sighs dreamily*
Vejita: Would you like to hear it from six feet under?
Roshi: .........Not really.
Vejita: Then don’t join any arguments of mine!
Roshi: Ok...
Lissa: *imitates the opening music to El Tango de Roxanne*
Vejita: *twitches* I swear to God.....one of these days........I‘m going to lose total control.....
Lissa: *ignores and dances across the room* Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red light. Walk the streets for money; you don’t care if it’s wrong or if it is right. *spins and slams her foot on the floor, right in front of Vejita‘s toes* Roxanne!
Vejita: *glares*
Lissa: *stares back* You don’t have to wear that dress tonight. *places her pointer and middle finger on Vejita’s forehead and pushes him backward* Roxanne! *leaps away* You don't have to sell your body to the night......
Vejita: *falls into the couch* Idiot.
Pasha and Ashka: *sprint in*
Ashka: We wanna play! *jumps into a pose and circles Pasha, staring her down with a seductive gaze* His eyes upon your face.
Pasha: *grabs Ashka’s hand and pulls her towards herself* His hand upon your hand.
Trunks and Goten: *blink*
Goten: Don’t you know what comes next?
Trunks: *shakily* No.....do I want to?
Goten: Um.......
Sean: I do!
Goten and Trunks: *glare*
Ashka: *leans to kiss Pasha* His lips caress your skin.
Trunks: *’s eyes widen*
Both: *spring apart and look at the boys, smirking* Yeah right. *turn back to Lissa and sing loudly* It's more than I can stand!
Lissa: *laughs* Woo! *twirls*
Sean: Damn ~_~
Trunks: I knew they were only kidding!
Goten: Sure you did.
Trunks: Ehehe! ^_^;;;
Ashka: Roxanne!
Pasha and Lissa: Why does my heart cry!?
Ashka: Roxanne!
Pasha and Lissa: Feelings I can't fight!
All 3: You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me and please, believe me when I say I love you!! *dance*
Vejita: Enough! We don’t want to hear the whole Goddamn song!
All 3: Yes we do!
Sean: Um, can we possibly go back to Pasha and Ashka’s part?
Ashka: Shut up, Sean!
Sean: I was only asking. ~_~
Ashka: Well don’t.
~Blood curdling scream~
All: *wince*
Gokou: Ah! I’m deaf!! CHICHI! Can you hear me?!
ChiChi: Gokou....deaf means YOU can’t hear anyone.....
Gokou: Oh....right. ^_^
Lissa: That was....
Meg: *runs in, panting*
All: Meg.
Meg: Something HORRIBLE has happened! It’s so terrible that I can’t believe I’m even conscious!!
Lissa: What’s wrong?
~Complete silence.......~
Meg: My gummi bears were stolen!!
~Melodramatic music~
Videl: Argh.
All: *gasp*
Tien: Dear God!
Gero: My princess, fear not, they will be found!
Lissa: So you mean that they’re missing?
Meg: Yes.
Lissa: Absolutely no where to be found?
Meg: Yes......
Lissa: Completely disappeared from the place you left them?
Meg: YES!
Lissa: *jumps* Ok! Jeez.
Meg: We have to find them!
Lissa: Um.....right!
Meg: *slaps on a Sherlock Holmes hat and cape* And we don’t eat lunch until we do!
All: *gasp*
Bulma: Come on, gotta find those gummi bears!
Videl: Right now, right now! Let’s go Gohan, RIGHT NOW! Get up! Gotta find Meg’s GBs!! Let‘s go, let‘s go! Move your ass!
Gohan: o_O Eh.....Videl, easy there hon.
Meg: That’s the spirit! Come along Watson! *dashes off*
Others: *blink*
Goten: Who do you suppose “Watson” is?
Meg‘s voice: LISSA!
Others: *smirk*
Lissa: ~.~
Kenny: Run along, Watson.
Lissa: Shut up.
Kenny: *grins*
Lissa: *walks away*
All: *follow Lissa*
~All are in the kitchen, huddled around the empty table. Guess this is the “crime scene”~
Lissa: Ok, so....what happened?
Meg: Well, I was hungry so of course I was gonna eat some GBs, but I also took out a bag of ‘tato chips. So, after I ate my chippies, I went to put them back in the pantry, leaving my GBs unattended on the table. *points* Right there.
Lissa: And?
Meg: And when I went back to the table they were gone!
~Melodramatic music~
Videl: *narrows eyes* I really hate that music.....
Gohan: We know.
Lissa: Gone?
Meg: Precisely! *pulls out the flour and dumps it on the table*
Others: o.O
Ashka: Ed wants to know what you’re doing.
Pasha: What does it look like she’s doing? She’s making a huge mess.
Meg: Dusting for finger prints!
Ashka and Pasha: Oh.....
Lissa: But that’s not how....
Meg: Quiet! I’m concentrating. *inspects the table with her magnifying glass*
Lissa: ~.~
Vejita: This is retarded. *leaves*
Piccolo: *is in the corner, meditating*
Lissa: *shoves Piccolo* Wake up!
Piccolo: *falls to the floor* Gehn!
Lissa: Pay attention! This is.....important.
Piccolo: *floats to his feet* Fine.
Gokou: *stares at the table* Do you see anything Meg?
Meg: No! The criminal left no finger prints. Curses.
Gokou: How will we catch them now?
Meg: *strokes her chin* Perhaps we already have....
Gokou: We have?
Meg: Yes! *spins around and lifts Chaozu up by his shirt* You did it!
Chaozu: I did not!
Meg: You did too, you little moose!
Chaozu: We’ve gone through this already, and I wasn’t guilty then either!
Meg: Who cares, this is a new crime and you’re the prime suspect whether you’re guilty or not. *throws him to the floor* Besides, who else would want to do something to piss me off? Plus I know you all dislike a pissed off Meg...
Others: *think*
Goten: She has a point....
Meg: See, NOBODY!
Chaozu: That doesn’t prove anything!
Meg: We shall see my pale little fellow, we shall see! Watson!?
Lissa: *sighs* .....Yes Meg?
Meg: We must look for clues! *drops to the floor*
Others: *back up*
Meg: Lissa and I will search around the kitchen, the rest of you look about the site.
Others: *look at one another*
Meg: TODAY!
Others: *run out of the kitchen*
Meg: *crawls* Search Watson, search!
Lissa: ..........Right. Um, maybe in here.... *looks in the oven*
~Elsewhere~
Trunks: I don’t see why we’re doing this.
Goten: Neither do I.
Ashka: Ed says you’re both stupid.
Trunks and Goten: o_O
Ashka: Because Meg lost her gummi bears! DUH. I swear, you guys don’t even realize you have a brain sometimes.
Trunks and Goten: *sigh*
Pasha: Who could have possibly taken them? The only one I can think of is Chaozu because he hates her, but once again, he denied it. So....if he didn’t do it, then who did?
Trunks, Goten, and Ashka: No idea.
Gokou: *runs by* ChiChi!!
ChiChi: Yes, Gokou?
Gokou: *runs the opposite way* I’m not finding any clues!
ChiChi: Um.....keep looking then?
Gokou: *runs by again* Okay!!
Sean: *is under the couch*
Kenny: What are you doing? You’ve been under there for 10 minutes.
Sean: Exactly what Meg said, searching for clues.
Kenny: Why do I not believe you?
Sean: Why shouldn’t you?
Kenny: *blinks* Get up!
Sean: I’m searching Kenny! Go eat something!
Kenny: *kicks Sean’s side*
Sean: *grunts and coughs, holding his side*
Kenny: *walks off*
Sean: Ow....little ass.....no, fat ass! FAT, FAT ass! *returns his attention to an article of “literature” he found* Hehe......
Kenny’s voice: I’m not a fat ass!
Sean: ~_~
~In the kitchen....~
Meg: *gasps* Watson!!
Lissa: *closes the toaster oven* Yeah?
Meg: Behold! *holds up a gummi bear*
Lissa: Hey, look what you found.
Meg: Yes, but how did it get on the floor?
Lissa: I dunno. *thinks* Ok.....maybe someone did take them. But who?
Meg: Good question my dear fellow! *leaps to her feet* Hey.....what was that...
Lissa: What was what?
Meg: *runs out of the kitchen and into the hallway*
Lissa: o.O How she saw that is beyond me. *follows*
Meg: Look!
Lissa: Is that...
Meg: The bag they were in!
Lissa: It’s.....
Meg: *sniffles* Empty!! I wanted to eat them!
Gokou: *sprints past the two and bangs on the bathroom door* Open up!!
Lissa and Meg: o.O
Alex: Keep your pants on! I’ll be out in a minute!
Gokou: Pants..... *jumps up and down* Sing a song, do a dance, that’s the way to keep dry pants!
Lissa and Meg: *giggle*
Gokou: *bangs on the door*
Alex: IN A MINUTE!
Gokou: *breathes heavily and marches in place* SING A SONG, DO A DANCE, THAT’S THE WAY TO KEEP DRY PANTS!! Alex! Come on!!
Alex: Just wait!
Gokou: *pounds on the door and accidentally breaks it down* O_O Ah!
Alex: *screams*
Lissa: *gasps* No, the door! Alex, look what you did!
Gokou: *turns away* I told you to hurry up!
Meg: Alex, let‘s go, you’re taking too long.
Alex: ~.~ Ya know, I didn‘t even do anything and I get blamed for it.
Lissa: Yeah whatever, when you’re done just make sure you fix the door!
Alex: *scoffs*
Meg: Now, come Watson, we’ve got some more investigating to do.
Lissa: Yup.
Both: *run off*
Gohan: *walking slowly, growing bored* Did you find any clues, Piccolo?
Piccolo: No.....
Gohan: Neither did I.
Meg: I did!
Others: *turn and look at Meg*
Meg: Behold! The bag they were in and a gummi bear that I found laying on the kitchen floor. Since I need more information to find out who committed this crime, I’m going around to each of you and smelling your breath.
Ashka: Ew....
Pasha: Are you kidding?
Meg: Does it LOOK like I’m kidding?!
Pasha: Um....no.
~And so Meg actually goes around the room smelling everyone’s breath....~
Meg: First of all, Kenny, you need to go brush your teeth.
Kenny: *blinks* Shut up, Meg!
Meg: Second of all........Sean, you do too.
Sean: *scoffs* I do not.
Meg: Third of all, I found three people with fruity breath. They are the main suspects and will step forward after I call their names. *ahem* Pasha!
~Melodramatic music~
All: *gasp*
Videl: Forget it, I give up, there’s no winning ~.~
Gohan: *pats Videl’s shoulder*
Pasha: What?!
Trunks: Pashi?
Pasha: But I didn’t!
Meg: Tien!
~Melodramatic music~
Others: Tien?
Gero: *busts out laughing*
Tienshinhan: I would never betray my love and eat her gummi bears!
Gero: HAH! You have lost the battle and I have won the war! Meg’s heart is mine now!
Tienshinhan: No! It isn’t true!
Meg: ChiChi!
~Melodramatic music~
Others: *gasp*
Gokou: ChiChi?!
ChiChi: Lies! I didn’t do it!
Meg: Fruity breath people stand before us. *points in front of the TV*
Pasha: *stands in front of the TV, tapping her foot* Why the hell am I always a suspect?
Goten: That’s a good question. The only thing I can think of you being guilty for is boat blowing.
Pasha: *fumes* Would you cut that out! Meg and Lissa told you to KNOCK IT OFF!
Goten: *snickers*
Gokou: Meg! ChiChi didn’t do it!
Meg: We’ll know for sure in a moment. Now, *shines a light in Pasha’s face*
Pasha: *squints, shielding her eyes* Meg!
Meg: *turns it away slightly* Sorry. *ahem* Where were you this afternoon?
Pasha: Here.
Meg: Where here? In the RR? In the bathroom? In your room? In the KITCHEN where you stole my GB‘s!!
Goten: I can answer that one for you Meg, she was on the Alternaverse Page with Trunks makin’ music. *thinks* No wait a minute, that was last night.....never mind.
Pasha: *attacks Goten*
Lissa: Pasha!
Goten: *screams*
Pasha: *with her hands around Goten’s throat* If you don’t knock it off, I swear to God......I SWEAR to God, I’ll shove you down the pipe we flushed Melville!
Goten: *gags*
Ashka: You might as well watch your mouth Goten, the girls on this page aren’t afraid or polite about kicking someone’s ass. When we threaten death, if no one stops us, we
