After being degraded to singing Particle Man, the DBZ chars felt pretty resentful to Meg and Lissa. This didn't last long, because the two charmed their ways into forgiveness. Yippie. So, today Goten and Trunks have arrived in the RR, but Meg and Lissa are nowhere to be found....
Goten: *walks into an eerily quiet RR*
Trunks: The lights are off, and Meg and Lissa aren't scampering around babbling about a Pansy revolution...Something isn't right!!
Goten: They must be hiding...Something's going on... *turns the lights on*
Trunks: No surprise, no pansies...
Goten: Enough with the pansies! Geez, you'd think Meg tied you to a chair and read you her made-up version of their List of Rights...
Trunks: Uhhh.. *looks away quickly* They're probably testing us. Maybe if we do something to the RR they'll pop-out and scold us? It'd be better than staying in silence...
Goten: *gets a pepsi, and spills it on the couch*
Trunks: *makes mud tracks on the carpet*
Both: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *stop laughing and search the RR thoroughly*
Trunks: Guess they really aren't here
Goten: Weird...
Videl: *walks into the RR* Hey guys why's it so quiet...EH?!?! Oh gawd! WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE?!?! Meg and Lissa are gonna KILL you! You'd better clean that up and FAST!
Trunks: Gehn O.o;; *scrubs the rug until the patches are cleaner than the rest of the rug*
Goten: *does the same to the couch* We were just...freaked out. Cuz ya know, they aren't here. We figured we'd lure 'em outta hiding...But it didn't work.
As if on cue, everyone EXCEPT Meg and Lissa walk into the RR...
Gokou: *waves* Hey guys! ^.^
Videl: Have any of you seen Meg or Lissa?
Everyone else: *shakes their heads 'no'*
Meg: *marches in followed by Lissa*
Lissa: Hey guys!
Everyone else: There you are!
Goten: Where have you BEEN?
Ashka: Goten and Trunks have been going nuts worrying about you two. *rolls her eyes*
Meg: We’ve been…talking…
Lissa: And….we’ve decided to get married!
Everyone else: *GASP*
Roshi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gero: *slams his head against the wall*
Lissa: Actually, I’m just joking. Just because we’re best friends doesn’t mean we’re in love or anything O.o Besides, I prefer men.
Meg: Yeah. Duh. Ditto that. Actually, we’ve been talking about how stressful you guys have been lately. We have to worry about you guys getting in trouble all the time!
Trunks: *eye twitches* We’re….stressful?
All but Meg and Lissa: *facefault*
Roshi: They’re not getting married *.*
Gero: Hooray! =D
Meg: Wake up call, we’re past that now.
Lissa: Yeah. And well, we’ve decided to take a break. Like the day off (Or at least until the next ramble goes up)
Piccolo: Day…off?
Bulma: But….who’ll take care of the RR and the main page?
Vejita: Quiet WOMAN!
Bulma: I’VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU…
Meg: O.o; *pushes Vejita away from Bulma* Actually, we’ve asked a friend of ours to help us out.
Lissa: Yeah. He’s been asking to visit the page.
Gohan: He?
Videl: It’s a trick, isn’t it? This is a joke, right?
?!?: No joke.
Meg: Kenny! You’re here ^.^
Lissa: Everybody, this is Kenny. He’ll be watching you guys and taking care of the intro while we’re gone.
Kenny: That’s right. This is just one step in my plan for world domination!
Piccolo: Been there
Vejita: Tried that
Kenny: ….Heh.
Meg: Well you three should get along just fine!
Lissa: Yup!
Gohan: But…
Ashka: Guys…
Pasha: You can’t LEAVE us with HIM!! You just CAN’T!!
Kenny: Oh but they are! Don’t worry Pash… We’ll have lots of fun. We can play games! I have to warn you though, I’m the best at EVERYTHING! *smug grin*
Chichi: *blinks* Ugh, ego check.
Kenny: *eyes flash* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Gokou: O.O Eep!
Ashka: >.O You’re leaving us with a would-be terrorist that likes games?!
Kenny: *crazy grin* Board games! Card games! Virtual games! I AM THE BEST AT THEM ALL!!
Lissa: Yeah that’s right hon O.o; Ok well we’re gonna take off now. See ya guys! *frolics out of the RR*
Meg: We LOVE you! Have fun! PANSIES FOREVER!! *gives them a peace sign and frolics out after Lissa*
Kenny: Hehehe.... Now what should we do? We should play cards. Or..... Hm. What do YOU all want to do?
Ashka: *cowering at the door to the RR with about 4 other people* Uhhh.... Food?
Kenny: But that's no fun! Come oooon! Somebody's going to play cards with me whether they like it or not!
Pasha: Count me out! I hate cards.
Kenny: Ok Pasha's in, how about anybody else? Don't be discouraged just because I'm better than all of you!
Videl: This is gonna get rather annoying ~.~
Kenny: What? Boring? Hmm, I guess you're used to having 2 people around aren't you. Well, it just so happens.....That Meg and Lissa gave me webmaster powers >D Sooooooo I'll just bring up an alter-ego of mine..
Ashka: *screams in terror*
Goten: My eeeaaaar! >.O
Kenny: What? I didn't DO anything yet!
Pasha: Yeah well... The thought of another you is just scary O.o
Kenny: >=P Get used to it, because.. *snaps his fingers, and another figure appears* he's here.
?!?: *appears in the shadows* Do I get to kill someone now?
Bulma: Ken, WHO IS THAT?!?!
Sean: My name is Sean. I'm another side of Ken. The better side....
Kenny: Psh, yeah right. I can still kick your ass at any game, anytime.
Sean: But I can kill you.
Kenny: Oh yeeeaaaah....
Goten: I wonder if it's safe to hide on the Links page....
Ashka: Oh no you don't! *handcuffs her wrist to Goten's wrist* You are NOT getting away and leaving the rest of us with these MANIACS!
Goten: *stares at the cuffs* Ashi.... I thought you'd at least wait until we were MARRIED!
Pasha: *cackles*
Sean: *blinks, and sharpens his sword*
Vejita: *walks over to Sean* Spar me.
Sean: ....Kay. *walks outside with Vejita and fighting screams and war cries and flashes of light can be seen and heard through the windows*
Pasha: Ooooh! FIGHT!!! Ashi, get the popcorn! We gotta go watch!!!
Ashka: OKAY!! *drags Goten to a different part of the RR, comes back with popcorn, and drags Goten outside after Pashi*
Trunks: *blinks* WAIT FOR ME!!! *runs after them*
Kenny: Well, who's up for a card game? Chichi? Wanna play go fish? Gohan? Videl? Cmon, let's have some card-playing fun!
Gero: *cowering in the corner* ....He scares me.... o.o;;;;
Roshi: *hiding under the couch with dirty magazines* Heeheeeheee....
Piccolo: *picks up the couch, moves it over, takes Roshi's magazine, throws it in the fire, and slams Roshi into his cage*
Kenny: Piccolo? Wanna play cards? Speed?
Piccolo: *sighs* Why not...
And so, this is how everyone spent their day. Chichi and Gokou went off and read the fanfics for the 50th time, Piccolo played 'Speed' with Kenny, Sean sparred Vejita, and a bunch of people watched. Soon the day was over, and Meg and Lissa were expected to come back...*
Lissa: *frolics into the RR* Wow, it's so quiet...
Meg: *walks in* .....Wow......
Goten: *barges in from outside* AH! THEY'RE HERE!! I KNEW IT!!! *runs at Meg and Lissa, dragging Ashka along since they're still handcuffed together*
Meg: *looks at the handcuffs* Hon, I don't even wanna KNOW!
Videl: Guys! We missed you *.*
Kenny: *wins another game of 'Speed'* WOOO! Hey you're back! Whoa, the day flew by.
Sean: *walks in followed by everyone else that was outside* ....Hello.
Lissa: *hugs Kenny* You brought SEAN? He's worse than you! We brought you because you're passive!!
Meg: Awwwww! SEAN! *hugs Sean*
Lissa: Well of course, Meg loves both of you so I had to choose O.o
Kenny: So, we have to go now?
Meg: No way! You guys kept the rest of these PUNKS *grins* in line the whole time we were away! You should stick around awhile ^.^
Everyone but the 4: *facefaults*
Kenny: Lissa, wanna play Speed?
Lissa: Ok!
Meg: Sean, spar me.
Sean: *snorts* Ok, I'll try not to kill you.
Meg: Try hard >P
And so, it seems that Ken and Sean will be sticking around for awhile after all....
