~*sweatdrops* Erm.....ok~ay, all the men of the group are gathered in the RR, sprawled out on the couches and the floor. They’re watching TV and at the moment in the middle of the movie Robin Hood: Men In Tights. The girls are nowhere to be found, although occasional thuds can be heard throughout the site.~
Vejita: *blinks* What a waste of a movie.
Kenny: Is not, it’s cool. You’re just a loser and don’t appreciate good movies.
Vejita: I’d appreciate it if it had some kind of point. Look, those idiotic men are running around in tights, singing and dancing like.......like fairies. What the hell kind of PLOT is that?
Kenny: I think someone needs to do a clothing check......*coughs*SPANDEX*coughs* *shuffles his cards, looking back to the TV*
Others: *snicker*
Vejita: *raises a brow* At least I have something worth showing off in my spandex. Do you seen anyone complmenting you on your worthless, weak, and fat body? You miserable vomitous mass.
Kenny: WHAT!? I’m not fat!!
Sean: Haha! Even Vejita’s calling you fat and other names!! AHAHAHAHAA!
Piccolo: Enough, you two are bickering like children. Shut up and watch the damn movie.
Kenny: *grumbles*
Goten: *puts an empty shoe box over his head and sticks a feathered pen in the side. Adds an English accent to his voice* Blinkin, listen to me, they’ve taken the castle!
Trunks: *puts on some shades and also adds an English accent to his voice* I thought it felt a bit drafty. Goh! This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Goten: *blinks* He’s dead?
Trunks: *like it wasn’t obvious* Yes.
Goten: And my mother?
Trunks: She died of pneumonia while......oh, you were away!
Goten: My brothers?
Trunks: They were all killed by the plague.
Goten: *sadly* My dog, Pongo?
Trunks: Run over by a carriage.
Goten: My goldfish, Goldie?
Trunks: Eaten by the cat.
Goten: *squeaks out* My cat?
Trunks: Choked on the goldfish.
Goten: ..............
Trunks: Oh it’s good to be home, ain’t it master Robin?!
Goten and Trunks: *laugh*
Vejita: Oh, SHUT UP!
Goten and Trunks: *look at one another and laugh silently*
Gokou: You guys, I can’t hear!
Gero: I believe I could have played Robin and Meg would have been my Marian, and then she would have been singing that song to me. *sighs dreamily* Oh Meg <3_<3
Roshi: Now, that’s thinking. And I bet you would have known how to get her chastity belt off, too.
Gero: You know it mah brotha!
Roshi and Gero: *do some weirdo handshake*
All guys except Tien and Chaozu: *gag at the crude remarks and rolls their eyes at the handshake*
Tienshinhan: I would have played Robyn!
Chaozu: STUPID WHORE!
Tienshinhan: Chaozu, how many times must I tell you. Meg is not a whore nor is she stupid. Stop saying those things.
Chaozu: Yes, Tien *_*
Tienshinhan: Eh.... o_O
Gohan: Since you two are so good at acting this movie out, why don’t you sing something.
Vejita: Bite your tongue!
Goten: Hey! That’d be great!
Gokou: Ya know, that doesn’t sound like such a bad idea!
Goten: Nice thinking Gohan, no wonder you’re such a brain.
Gohan: Hehe... ^_^;
Alex: *pops up outta no where* I wanna play too!
All guys: GAH!
Piccolo: You.....
Alex: *waves*
Piccolo: Why aren’t you with the other girls?
Alex: What? Oh right! I’m a chick! I keep forgetting ^.^;;
Other guys: *sweatdrop*
Alex: Oh well, that doesn’t matter, I’m still hanging around you guys. Besides, I WAS one, I know how you all think.
Gohan: Yeah well....we’re not all like Roshi or Gero.....so, I don’t know what kinda mind you had before you switched sexes.......
Alex: *blinks* Hey!
Gokou: *interrupts* What are we gonna act out?!?
Vejita: Nothing!
Gokou: Aw.
Goten: No no, we’re gonna act out...... *looks to the screen and sees the band of merry men singing the song Men In Tights* That song!
Trunks: Woo, alright!
Gohan: Ya know....it’s amazing we never got this excited over Meg and Lissa’s musicals.
Other guys: *think* You’re right.
All except Vejita and Piccolo: Oh well!
~That IS amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them get excited about singing before.... Anyway, they all took off to get dressed up, well, Vejita’s still sitting on the couch and Piccolo’s hovering above the floor, meditating, but all the other guys....including Alex, are returning to the RR, dressed up and ready to sing~
Gokou: Yeah, this is gonna be great!
Goten: Of course it is, this movie rocks.
Trunks: Damn straight.
Yamcha: I only wish Lissa was here to see me. I’m sure it would move her soul and then she would be mine!
Roshi: Dream on, you stupid boy, Lissa will always be MINE.
Yamcha: You wish! You’ll see, I’ll be the one to be the “buckle” to her “chastity belt” and then we’ll see who she belongs to!
Roshi: Foul mouth! How dare you talk about her that way! Only I’m allowed to say those things about her!
Piccolo: *opens an eye* QUIET! I’ve had enough of your idiotic squawking! Neither of you are to even MENTION Lissa’s name for the rest of the day or I’ll bend and twist your pathetic bodies until they’re no longer recognizable!! And don‘t you two get any ideas either! *stares at Gero and Tien*
Yamcha and Roshi: *stay silent*
Tien and Gero: Curses.
Piccolo: *closes his other eye*
Trunks: Anyway.....line up!
All: *get into 2 lines, 7 in each row by moving the meditating Piccolo to the end of the back and making Vejita stand in the center front of the first, right next to Gokou*
Gokou: *grins*
Vejita: I hate you, Kakarott.
Gokou: Oh shut up.
Sean: Why am I next HIM? *points to Kenny*
Kenny: Shut up, Sean!
Chaozu: *pokes Alex’s mechanical arm*
Alex: STOPPIT! You sloth!
Chaozu: Why does everyone associate me with an animal! I’m not an animal, I’m a human being!
Vejita: Coulda fooled me.
Chaozu: Shut up, you murderer!
Vejita: *backhands Chaozu’s face*
Chaozu: TIEN!
Tienshinhan: ~_~
Goten: Ok ok! Everyone ready?
Trunks: *hit the music*
~Meanwhile, the girls are coming back from wherever they were and lucky for them, walk in on the guys just in time to see their song and dance~
Meg: What the?
Lissa: Sh! Everyone be quiet!
Girls: *stay silent*
~Fanfare....~
Guys and Alex: *stand in line, marching* We’re men, we’re men in tights. *put a hand up to their forehead and scout around* We roam around the forest looking for fights. We’re men, we’re men in ti~ights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
Vejita: *stands there, scowling* I don’t believe this.
Pasha: Oh my God, look what they’re wearing!
Ashka: They’re dressed up like disgruntled Robin Hood’s!
ChiChi: *blinks* Is that Alex?
Guys and Alex: We maaay look like siiiiissy’s *prance around all girly* But watch what you say or else we’ll put out your lights! *pretend to punch each other*
Vejita: *smirks, and really nails Gokou in the face*
Gokou: GEHN! Vejita! What was that for!
Vejita: *evilly* Hehe...
Bulma: Oh, Vejita ~.~
ChiChi: Gokou! Bulma, your ugly husband hit my Gokou!
Gokou: *opens his mouth, stretching his jaw, eyeing Vejita*
Guys and Alex: We’re men, we’re men in tights. Always on guard defending the people’s rights! *break into la-la-ing the Can Can and join into one line, doing what the Rockette’s of New York are most famous for*
Gokou: *is flipped* Woo!
Vejita: *stands there, grumbling*
Piccolo: *meditates*
Meg: Boring Piccolo and Vejita the baby.
Lissa: *nods*
Guys and Alex: We’re men *in very masculine voices* MANLY MEN! We’re men in tights..... *lisping* *pose in a girly stance* Yeth! *put a hand to their foreheads and scout around* We roam around the forest looking for fights. We’re men, we’re men in ti~ights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
Lissa: This is so cute!
Ashka: I know!
Lissa: I’ve got the best idea when they’re done. Listen to this....
Girls: *listen and watch the guys finish*
Guys and Alex: We maaay look like paaaansies *raise the bottoms of their shirts and ruffle them* but don’t get us wrong or else we’ll put out your lights!
Gokou: *smirks and slams his fist into the side of Vejita’s face innocently*
Vejita: EH! *growls* Kakarott!
Gokou: Hehe. *jumps out of Vejita’s reach*
Vejita: *stretches out his jaw, scowling*
Trunks and Goten: ~_~;;;;
Bulma: ChiChi! YOUR husband hit MY husband back! What does that tell you, HM?!
ChiChi: That Gokou’s better ^.^
Guys and Alex: We’re men, we’re men in tights. *lift up onto their toes, pulling their on pants, and raising their voices higher* TIGHT tights! Always on guard defending the peoples riiiiights! When you’re in a fix, just call on the men in tiiiights. We’re butch!! *stop in a pose and flex*
Girls: *run into the room applauding*
Guys and Alex: Eh o_O
Trunks: Gah! They saw us!
Vejita: You looked like fools.
Piccolo: *meditates*
Chaozu: Look, it’s the slut!
Meg: Look, it’s the ROACH, where’s the raid?!
Pasha: *throws herself at Trunks, putting her arms around his neck, and spins him around* That was so cute!
Trunks: ^_^;;;
Ashka: *on Goten’s shoulders* Yeah, that was without a doubt, the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
Goten: ^_^ Thanks Ashi.
Ashka: Alex....why were you hanging around with them anyway.
Alex: Uh....I wandered off to get a soda and saw them watching TV......?
Ashka: Whatever.
Videl: Gohan, I didn’t know you could do fankicks so well.
Gohan: Eh... What are you talking about, they sucked! Besides, I.....I don’t know how!
Videl: Nonsense! Hm, must be all that flexibility you have.
Gohan: ~_~
Gokou: Woo! That was fun, can we do it again!?
Lissa: Nu uh! Now...it’s OUR turn.
Guys: Huh?
Meg: Oh yeah, now we’re gonna sing for you.
Guys: o.O
Pasha: Right on!
Gero: My goddess! Perhaps, you’ll sing Maid Marian’s song to Robin to me?? Because I long to hear you call Gero, Gero. And I know you’ve waited so patiently for a true love, and I just don’t know when you’ll come for me.
Meg: Ew, no, stoppit, you’re making me sick. Get away!
Gero: Please? I‘ll not try and fondle you for a week!
Meg: O.O Gero! I said GET AWAY! *chucks a dictionary at his head*
Gero: GEHN! *ducks*
Tienshinhan: Sing it to me then, my dear?
Chaozu: I’ll sing it to you Tien!
Tienshinhan: Eh no....that’s ok Chaozu....
Chaozu: Aw.
Lissa: Anyway, we’re singing now. Sit down guys!
~The girls group together and Meg pulls a stereo out of no where. She sets it down and presses play. “Rap” music begins and the girls start swinging their arms about, much like rappers do.~
Ashka: Yo! *throws her right arm forward*
Pasha: Yo! *throws her left arm forward*
Lissa: Yo! *in between Ashka and Pasha, throws both arms forward*
Meg: *does some sort of “rap pose“* Check it out!
ChiChi: Prince John and the sheriff, they was runnin’ the show, raising the taxes cause they needed the dough! A reign of terror took over the land, they were shaking down the people just to beat the band. I said hey!
All: *high pitched* Hey! *lean to the right*
ChiChi: I said HEY!
All: *low pitched* Hey! *lean to the left*
ChiChi: I said Hey!
~The music changes to traditional “English” music.~
All: *spring apart, dancing a few steps of ballet* Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho! *form in a circle and bow to one another*
~Back to “rap”~
Bulma: *waving her arm around, much like Eminem* The people weren’t happy, morale was low, they had no place to turn to, there was no where to go! They needed a hero, but no one could be found, cause Robin Hood was out of town. I said hey.
All: *high pitched* Hey! *lean to the right*
Bulma: I said HEY!!
All: *low pitched* Hey! *lean to the left*
Bulma: I said Hey!
~The music changes to traditional “English” music, again.~
All: *break into ballet once more* Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho! *form a square and bow to one another*
~Back to “rap”~
Videl: He was put into the slammer by his Arab foe, and in a little while he would be no mo‘. I said hey!
All: *high pitched* Hey! *lean to the left*
Videl I said HEY!!
All: *low pitched* Hey! *lean to the right*
Videl: I said Hey!
~The music changes to traditional “English” music, one more time.~
All: *leap about, dancing graceful ballet* Hey nonny nonny *join hands* hey nonny nonny *do some fancy foot work* hey nonny nonny nonny and a ho ho ho!
Pasha: Check it out! *throws her arms out*
All: *bow*
~”rap” music ends~
Guys: *laugh good naturedly*
Girls: ^.^
Gokou: ChiChi, I didn’t know you could rap.
Goten: Yeah Kaasan, neither did I.
ChiChi: Hehe, me either ^.^;;
Gohan: Nice rapping.
Videl: I know ^.^
Gohan: Heh.
Sean: Nice back up signing.
Meg: Hey shut up, we wanted to give the others the spot light. See that’s the difference between you and me and Lissa, we share the glory.
Sean: PSH! Yeah right! Nice try!
Lissa: Oh go jump out of an air plane, Sean. Don‘t forget to leave the parachute with me.
Sean: Kay. *blinks* Hey!
Kenny: Lissa....didn’t I hear you call all rap complete crap once?
Lissa: Yes.
Kenny: Then.....why did you sing it?
Lissa: Duh. That wasn’t real rap.
Kenny: o.O
Yamcha: I thought it was excellent.
Lissa: Great....
Yamcha: Will you have sex with me?
Lissa: WHAT?!
Yamcha: I gave you a compliment....
Lissa: So what!
Yamcha: So does this mean....no sex?
Lissa: CORRECT! Get out of my face!
Tienshinhan: *smirks and walks closer to Meg, confidently* Meg, you were so beautiful.
Meg: *stares*
Tienshinhan: *blinks* Anyway, say, how’s about you give me a.....
Meg: *gasps* NO!! Don’t even go there, you pervert!! *cringes* Gross! Nasty! *shudders* UGH that‘s so sick coming from him!
Tienshinhan: Damn.
Chaozu: You don’t have to ask me twice, Tien *_*
Tienshinhan: o_O Eh......ew *sweatdrops*
Meg: Oh God. ~.~
Gero: See what you’ve done! You’ve angered her! Now I can’t get close enough to take her shirt off!
Others: o.O
Gero: Eh.... Roshi said it!
Roshi: I did not! I was aiming for Lissa’s pants!! I never said I was going for the shirt! Bra maybe.....but uh...... *looks up at everyone*
Others: ............
Roshi: I mean.......no I’m not!!
Piccolo: *grabs each by the scruff of the neck and hurls them into their cage* Enough dirty talk! Neither of them want to hear it.
