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~Looks like it's an unusually boring day in the RR and everyone seems to be snapping at each other. Pasha and Ashka are in the corner, coming up with different ways of killing themselves to provide some sort of...twisted....entertainment o.O;; As for the rest, who cares. But Gokou seems to be enoying himself in front of the TV watching movie after movie....~

Ashka: *sits upside down on a chair and dangles her feet over the back of it* Boredom.....

Pasha: *on the floor* If we were any border.....the only way to entertain ourselves would be to either slit our wrists or hang ourselves from the tree in the backyard!

Roshi: Ah Lissa, my one true love, dost thou worship me the way I worship thee?

Ashka: *rolls eyes* Or someone else....

Lissa: Please....be my guest, I can‘t take him pretending to be Shakespeare anymore!

Yamcha: If he were out of the way I’d have Lissa all to myself......

Meg: Oh shut up, you’re nothing but a loser. Take Pasha’s idea and go find some rope.

Yamcha: That was uncalled for you....you.....you pole dancer! *gasps and covers mouth*

Meg: *jerks her head and stares at Yamcha*

Lissa: Woah....wimpy actually dissed you.

Chaozu: Hey! That’s my insult!

Lissa: Shut up Chaozu, or I’ll hang YOU from the tree instead!

Meg: And that’ll be the LAST insult he ever gives.....

Yamcha: I....I didn’t mean it I swear!

Meg: Yeah and I bet that’s what Clinton said when Hilary found out he cheated on her!

Yamcha: Who?

Lissa: No one of any importance....

Kenny: You got that right.

Alex: Ditto that.

Meg: *grabs Yamcha’s neck* And ya know what she probably wanted to do next?

Yamcha: *trembles* Uh.....no ma’am.

Sean: Check it out, he looks like he’s having a seizure.

Meg: KILL HIM!

Gohan: Alright Meg, calm down.

Alex: Yeah, easy there cowboy.

Lissa: *giggles*

Gokou: *in the background* Wooo! Go get ‘em Rudolph!

Others: *turn to look at Gokou*

Yamcha: *uses diversion to escape*

Meg: Huh? Hey! Oh yeah! Whatever you little anteater....I’ll make sure you bleed next time!

Gokou: Oh no! *leaps at the TV screen* They got him!

ChiChi: Gokou, honey, what are you yelling about?

Gokou: TV.

ChiChi: Oh....right *walks off*

Goten and Trunks: TV! *jump onto the couch*

Trunks: *blinks* Hey....what is this?

Gokou: The Little Vampire!

Goten: Aw, stupid, gimme that. *snatches remote and changes channel*

Gokou: NO! Give that back! *grabs and changes it back*

Lissa: Come on Gokou, let’s find something we can all watch.

Gokou: No! I was here first!

Alex: For the record, I would just like to say....

Pasha: *interrupts and changes voice to sound like Alex's* I’m an egg sucker!

Other: *snicker*

Alex: Hey!

Meg: Oh calm down.

Alex: Hmph.

Lissa: Hm....ya know I’ve always thought I’d be perfect for the big screen. *models*

Chaozu: Yeah, maybe for one of those before and after plastic surgery commercials. You could be the before!

Others: *cover their mouths*

Lissa: Hey! Just what the hell did I do to you?!

Alex: Now now, there’s no need to shout.

Lissa: Shut up Alex. *points* YOU!

Meg: Thank God it’s not me.

Chaozu: NYAH! *kicks Lissa’s shin*

Lissa: *gasps* OW! I’ll kill you! *grabs the remote and swings at Chaozu’s head* Come back here!

Gokou: Hey, shut up, I can’t hear!

Chaozu: Come and get me!

Tienshinhan: Chaozu, you really need to stop causing so much trouble, it angers my princess.

Lissa: *clutches the remote, absently pushing buttons, and nails Chaozu in the head* Hah! Die!

Chaozu: *falls backwards as his eyes roll to the back of his head*

Sean: Woah....I think you really killed him this time.

Kenny: *shuffles cards* I don’t think anyone cares.

Tienshinhan: Chaozu!

Meg: Alright! High five!

Gokou: Hey! What’d you do to the TV, my shows gone!

Lissa: Huh?

Pasha: Look! It’s....glowing

Others: Ooooh.

Ashka: *gasps* What is that?

Meg: *blinks* I dunno.

Ashka: Touch it! *pushes Meg forward*

Meg: NO! Ash! *falls backward, avoiding the TV*

Ashka: Hm.....touch it! *throws Alex at the screen*

Alex: Hey! I’m not your sacrifice! AH! *disappears into the screen*

Others: *gasp*

~Suddenly, the TV explodes in a bright aura of white light and all gathered around the screen......disappear. Amazingly, Piccolo was in the Updates page during the whole thing and it looks like he‘s still sleeping.~

Gohan: Where are we?

Videl: I have no idea.

Pasha: Oh my God! Look at this place!

~And so, the group looks around and all are amazed at the view. Somehow, they have been transported either back into the future or.....something else really weird happened. As of now, they’re all standing inside the old, lush Roman Palace, and luckily for them, completely alone.~

Ashka: Wow! Check out the floor....it’s marble! *drops to knees and starts petting it* Ooooh! So marbleish!

Goten: o.O Ashi....get up....

Ashka: *rolls around on the floor*

Goten: ~_~

ChiChi: Oh my, these curtains are so dusty! How could anyone let such beautiful lavish curtains get so dirty! These people should be ashamed of themselves!

Gokou: Who cares how dirty they are. *Tarzan yell and then slides down them* WHEEEEEE!

ChiChi: Oh Gokou....

Lissa: I know this place....

Chars: o.O Yeah.....right.

Meg: No, wait a minute....I think I know this place too. I’ve seen it before.

Kenny: By George.....I’ve got it!

Sean: *blinks* Who’s George and what the hell do you have?

Kenny: Moron, it’s just an expression! But anyway, does.....Gladiator ring a bell?

Meg and Alex: Yes!

Alex: That’s it!

Meg: *sways, singing the ending song, Now We Are Free*

Chars and Sean: No...

Kenny: Well of course not for you guys, but for us it does.

Meg: Where are all the royal palace people? I wanna play with Commodus’ mind...

Trunks: *blinks* Hey, where’d Lissa go?

Others: *shrug*

~Meanwhile....~

Lissa: *peering over what seems to be a balcony* Hm...

Crowd below: Hail Caesar!

Lissa: *’s eyes light up* I wonder... *looks around and inches her way out* Wow....look at all those people down there....ready to worship their leader....*shifty eyes* *steps up to the edge*

~Back in the room....~

Meg: Alright, where’d she go?

Alex: How am I supposed to know?

Roshi: Oh God......Lissa! My darling! Where are you?

Yamcha: *on the floor crying*

Meg: Oh get up for God‘s sake. Stop crying! It’s not like she died.

Roshi and Yamcha: *wail*

Meg: Ugh.

Chaozu: Slut face.

Meg: Man whore!

Alex: SKANK!

Chaozu: Were you invited to be in this argument?

Alex: ......No?

Meg: Shut up Chaozu!

Lissa’s voice: ROMANS!

Crowd: *cheer loudly*

Others: Huh? *run to the balcony*

Lissa: *is standing by the edge of the balcony, arms raised above her head, and what looks to be a crown on her head*

Goten: Lissa?

Lissa: *gasps* Uh oh.... *whirls around* Hehe ^.^;;

Meg: What are you doing?

Lissa: Um....playing Caesar.....

Meg: Well stop that, you’ll get us in trouble.

Lissa: Fine ~.~

Meg: Come on.

Lissa: Uh.....wait! *runs back to the balcony and raises an arm*

Crowd: *cheers*

Lissa: *grins and raises both*

Crowd: HAIL CAESAR!

Ashka: Oooh! Let me try!

Meg: No, stop playing with the crowd of peasants!

Ashka: *scoffs* Lissa gets to play with them.

Meg: No she doesn’t *grabs Lissa and drags her away*

Lissa: Aw....

Ashka: Well fine, then I’ll go play with the guards.

Meg: Ashka! Stop misbehaving!

Pasha voice: *screams*

Meg: Now what’s the problem?

Ashka: Who’s the big scary guy towering over Pashi?

Trunks: .......What big scary guy?

Ashka: *points*

Lissa: *gasps* It’s the real king!

Kenny: Wow, I’ve always wanted to meet a king.

Lissa: But he’s evil.

Sean: *scoffs* Duh Kenny, you already have.

Kenny: You’re no king!

Lissa: Kenny’s right, shut up.

Vejita: *rolls eyes as Trunks takes off* There goes my son, Mr. Hero......

Bulma: Oh be quiet, I’d like to see you be the hero for once. At least our son didn’t inherit your horrible personality!

Vejita: What?!

Meg: Enough! See, I told you all we’d get in trouble. You just HAD to play with the crowd of peasants Lissa!

Lissa: But I always wanted to do that.....Oh come on, like you haven’t!?

Meg: *shuffles feet* Uh...no way!

Lissa: Yeah, whatever.

Trunks and Pasha: *come running back with many Roman guards on their heels*

Pasha: QUICK! Someone change the channel!

Lissa: Pasha! What’d you do?!

Pasha: Uh....that’s not important right now. Change the channel!

Trunks: Yeah come on, those guys don’t look happy!

Meg: NO! I wanna meet Maximus!!

Ashka: Sorry hon, we gotta go. Who’s got the channel changer?

Others: Uh....

Guards: *rant and rave*

ChiChi: Oh my God! We’re gonna die!

Gokou: Fear not, for I possess the channel changer!

Bulma: Well......don’t just stand there, change the channel!!

Gokou: *dramatically pushes a button*

~a second later...~

Gohan: Now where are we?

Alex: Hey, why is it so hard to move...and breathe? *looks down* Gah! I’m in a big fancy dress!

Lissa: *spinning around* Wheeee! Look at me, I’m a pretty princess!

Gero: *gasps* Now you really ARE my queen!

Meg: I think not.

Tienshinhan: Then are you mine, fare lady?

Meg: Definitely not.

Both: *sulk*

Goten: Why am I wearing armor?

Trunks: We all are....

Goten: *blinks* Why are we wearing armor?

Sean: Yes! I feel the power! *thrusts his sword into the air and cackles*

Others: o.O;;

Sean: Uh....never mind.

Gokou: *runs around the room and stops at a large table* Ooooh, pretty!

Chaozu: *the only guy not dressed as a knight...* Nothings pretty when you’re dressed as a jester....

Meg: HAHA!

Chaozu: Shut up you who....ly mother of God! *hides behind Tien*

Meg: What’s the matter, are you too chicken to throw an insult back?!

Lissa: Uh Meg....now’s probably not a good time to yell.....

Meg: Why not? *turns around* O.O

Videl: Ok why is it that I now am noticing a crown on Meg’s head?

Gohan: *shrugs*

???: Ah, Guinevere, I’ve been....*blinks*.....why do you look so startled?

Pasha: *punches Lissa*

Lissa: *whispered* OW! What?!

Pasha: Who’s he talking to?

Lissa: Looks like.....Meg.

Pasha: *puzzled look* Meg?

Lissa: Well if you really wanna know, why don’t you go ask him.

Pasha: That’s ok.

Meg: Um....are...are you *thinks* addressing me?

???: Well of course I am, can’t a husband speak to his wife?

Ashka: Ok, what movie are we in now?

Sean: First Knight!

Ashka: Naturally HE would know....

Meg: *stammers*

Gero: What do you mean.....wife?

???: Excuse me?

Gero: You heard me. She’s my woman, not yours!

Meg: *through gritted teeth* GERO!

Gero: Yes my love?

Meg: If he says I’m his wife.... *walks over to the man* then I’m his wife!

Gero: But....

Lissa: That’s no ordinary man you old geezer......that’s King Arthur.....

King: *takes hold of Meg’s hand*

Meg: *grins happily*

Bulma: What are we supposed to do now?

Lissa: Bow!

All but Vejita: *bow*

Bulma: *yanks Vejita down*

King: You may rise. Now, *turns to Meg* Who are all these people?

Meg: My.....my guests. I invited them from *thinks* ....Lyonesse.

King: *nods*

Attendant: Sire *bows* My queen.

Meg: *giggles* *whispers* This is great...

Others: *scowl*

Attendant: You’re needed in the main courtyard.

King: Thank you Peter. Will you please excuse me my lady?

Meg: Yes.

King: *kisses Meg’s hand and leaves*

Attendant: My queen. *bows*

Meg: *bursts out laughing after both are gone* This is TOO good to be true!

Ashka: Oh shut up.

Chaozu: You’re not queen, you’re a...

Tienshinhan: Chaozu! You shut your mouth right now!

Chaozu: Hmph.

Gokou: I want some pudding.

ChiChi: It’s ok dear.

Gokou: I wanna go home.

ChiChi: I know.

Meg: Alright, we can go home.

Gokou: We can?!

Meg: Yup. Right after we find someone first.....

Gokou: *pouts*

Lissa: *coughs* Yeah, like THAT isn’t obvious....

Meg: *snorts* Shut up, you would too!

Lissa: Heh.

Meg: He may not be a God but he’s crazy about me and I am not leaving without taking advantage of it!

Gero: What?

Alex: No one likes you Gero, shut up! *takes the rope from the curtain and hog ties Gero and Tien* I’m not taking any chances *hog ties Yamcha and Roshi too*

Lissa and Meg: ^.^

Alex: There, now we can go.

Vejita: I’m not going anywhere.

Ashka: Yeah, I don’t want to either....I’m tired. Can we go home now?

Meg Oh come on! I only wanna throw Lancelot on the floor, tear off my dress, and say “corrupt me”.

Others: o.O

Trunks: Bad mental picture....

Meg: I was kidding!

Chaozu: Yeah right, you whore!

Meg: Shut up you stupid asswipe!

Lissa: Come on, everyone’s whining.

Meg: *scoffs* Fine.

Gokou: Yay!

Meg: Here Gohan, figure this out. *hands him remote*

Gohan: *blinks* Ok, everyone hold on. *pushes back button*

~The next minute, the group find themselves back in Rome standing before a large group of guards and their new “best friend“......~

Caesar: Seize them! And bring me the one with red hair!

Videl: Gohan!

Gohan: I’m trying!

Meg: Do you want to see me lose my patience?!

Gohan: No!

Meg: Then try HARDER!

Pasha: Wait! *flies over to Commodus, grabs his crown, and phases back to the group* MWAHA!

Lissa: Pasha! You idiot!

Pasha: *puts it on* ^.^

Caesar: GUARDS!

Pasha: Um, ok Gohan, stop fooling around......

Gohan: It’s not working!

Meg: *grabs Gohan by the shoulders and shakes the crap out of him* What do you mean it’s NOT WORKING?!

Ashka and Goten: We’re gonna die!

Guards: *Go to grab the invaders*

Gohan: I got it!

~And in a magical burst of bright light, the group is sent back home and fly out the TV screen, crashing into all sorts of things~

Meg: Pasha, you a complete moron, you could have gotten us killed!

Pasha: Oh relax, nothing happened. *dances around with the crown on her head* Look on the bright side, check out this awesome souvenir I got.

Trunks: Pashi....what’d you do to make him so mad?

Pasha: Um....nothing.

Gokou: I want some pudding!

ChiChi: Alright Gokou! *heads into the kitchen*

Lissa: No really, what’d you do?

Pasha: Like I said, nothing..........nothing at all ^.^

Caesar: *slams against the TV screen and falls onto the floor* I’m going to show you what happens when an ignorant insolent makes fun of an emperor! And return my crown!

All: *gasp* *scream*

Ashka: Give him his crown!

Pasha: No! And guess what, Maximus is way better then you, you big fat.......maggoty mouthed corpse! *takes off running*

All except Vejita: *follow, screaming*

Caesar: *chases* You’ll pay for this!

Vejita: *on the couch* Ugh, they make me sick *rolls over and goes to sleep*

Pasha: Get away! No! It’s mine, do you hear me?! MINE!

Fin ^.^