~It’s another wonderful day in the RR and the ramble cast seems to be slowly returning back to normal and having less sugar rushes from all the left over candy from Easter. The night before, they all had attended a party thrown by some Gundam Wing site Lissa found while looking around the web. They all seemed to have had a really good time, especially Meg, but as usual, they're back to their normal selves once they got back home. Oh looky, a channel changer fight....~
Goten: *beats Pasha over the head with a pillow* Give me the remote!
Pasha: Gah! NO! Get away!
Goten: GIVE IT TO MEEE!
Pasha: NEVER! *whacks Goten back with a couch cushion*
Goten: Gehn. I don’t WANT to watch the stupid Urban Legends final whatever movie!
Pasha: Why not? Are you SCARED?! You WUSS!
Goten: What? Uh...n..no!
Pasha: Well ya know what?
Goten: What?
Pasha: TOO BAD!
Goten: *attacks Pasha, sending the remote flying*
Pasha: Nooo!
Kenny: Oooh ^_^ *flips channels*
Sean and Vejita: Idiots *look at one another* Hmmm....
~from the tv: And now our feature presentation....The Last Unicorn! *dramatic music*~
Goten and Pasha: *stare at Kenny*
Kenny: What?
Goten and Pasha: Change the channel!
Kenny: *pushes the button*
~From the tv: Wind rain shadow wood sword thunder power sleep Card Captors of the clow expect the unexpected now! The secrets of the clow....were all a myst-er-yyyy.....~
Goten and Trunks: CHANGE THE CHANNEL!
Pasha and Ashka: No!
Ashka: Hey, even if this is the dub, I still like this show, we can‘t help it if they don‘t show the original Japanese ones!
Pasha: Yeah! We have to make do with what they give us!
Lissa: Give that to me! *snatches the remote* If you can’t decided on what you’re going to watch without screaming and yelling, then no one watches!
All: Aw...
~ *Knock knock knock* ~
All: *gasp*
Gokou: What was that?!
Gohan: The door!
All: Oooooh!
Meg: That’s never happened before....
Gero: I’ll protect you Meg!
Tienshinhan: No you won’t, I will!
Meg: *rolls her eyes*
Lissa: Everyone....stand back! I’ve got this UNDER control!
Vejita: Good for you.
Lissa: Shut up Vejita. *reaches for the doorknob cautiously*
Ashka: You can do it!
Sean: My God, it’s just a door.
Ashka: No one told you to talk Sean!
Lissa: *pulls the door open quickly, startling the man at the other end*
Delivery man: Ah!
Lissa: *jumps up and down * AAHH!
All: *scream*
Delivery man: O_O
Lissa: *ahem* Can we help you?
Delivery man: Um....yes...I have a package for Meagan Taro.
Meg: *’s eyes light up*
Lissa: For Meg?
Delivery man: Yes ma’am. Now, please sign here.
Lissa: *takes the package and looks it over* Bulma, sign that.
Bulma: Um.....shouldn’t Meg?
Lissa: *ignores* Hm...look a little note. *opens it*
Meg: Hey! That's mine!
Lissa: *reads* Meg: I had a wonderful time last night and I hope you did too *looks over at Meg with raised eyebrows* I’m also looking forward to seeing you on Saturday. With love, Trowa. *blinks* TROWA?!
Meg: *grins and grabs the box* Oooh! Roses! ^.^ How sweet!
Pasha: Aw, how cute!
Ashka: Gee, what a nice gift.....I wish someone would send ME roses.....
Pasha: Yeah, that sure would be NICE...
Goten and Trunks: *fidget*
Bulma: *shuts door*
Delivery man: Wait! I have another one!
Bulma: Hm?
Delivery man: One for miss.......Meloser Hackface? It‘s from the great Trieze himself!
Pasha: *snickers*
Lissa: *growls* MELISSA HALSEY!
Delivery man: Um, yeah, here ya go.
Lissa: Thank you and tell Trieze he can kiss my ass! Now get lost! *slams the door*
Meg: Hackface.
Lissa: Shut up.
Meg: Hey, we told you not to annoy Trieze, plus he even warned you about messing with his cape.
Lissa: It’s not like I set it on fire on purpose. Besides, I heard you laughing rather LOUDLY while he danced around screaming....
Meg: Yeah, you just so happened to have matches in your pocket. And hell yeah! That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.....*thinks about it*.....oh my God, that was HILARIOUS!
Lissa: Hey, don’t look at me, Pasha’s the walking match.
Pasha: What!? Don’t even try and put the blame on me, my body temperature wasn’t even hot enough to cause smoke!
Trunks: Oh yeah....well your face sure heated up when you were with that Maxwell kid!
Pasha: We were talking!
Trunks: Yeah sure, about what?
Pasha: YOU! And my ENGAGEMENT RING!
Trunks: Oh...
Pasha: Besides....he's like, how old...16?
Lissa: Duo *drools* yeah...and only a year older then me...hee ^.^
Roshi and Yamcha: Stupid Duo.
Ashka: Hehe, can we say......idiot?
Trunks: Shut up.
Ashka: = P Nyeh!
Goten: Well Ashi, now that I’m thinking about it....who was the guy with the long white hair you were drooling all over?
Ashka: *blinks* I was not drooling!
Goten: Was too.
Ashka: Was not!
Sean: Oh shut up.
Ashka: *eye twitches* DID I ASK YOU TO SAY SOMETHING, SEAN?!
Sean: *trembles* No...
Ashka: THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Meg: *sighs and ignores the screaming* Well, are you gonna open it?
Gero: *walks off with the flowers*
Meg: HEY! Gimme back my roses!!
Gero: No one gives my Meg roses but me! I‘m going to burn them!
Meg: No! My beloved Trowa gave them to me! PICCOLO!
Piccolo: *grabs Gero by the neck and takes the roses back* Here Meg.
Meg: Thank you ^.^
Videl: Open it!
Lissa: There’s a card. *opens it* Sweet roses are red, bright violets are blue, *looks up at everyone*
All: *shrug*
Lissa: *looks back down* Here’s a gift from me to you. A possessed little dolly that came from afar. I hope when you play with it, it leaves a scar. Enjoy this gift you stupid fool, and when you’re gone, they’ll be no need to worry since I won’t be missing you. Much love, Trieze.
Sean: *laughs*
Meg: That was the most twisted poem....I've ever heard.
Trunks: Wow....guess you really pissed him off.
Ashka: Ya think?
Lissa: That *censored*!
Meg: Lissa, language!
Roshi: How dare anyone talk to my goddess like that! I’ll kill him!
Yamcha: Not if I kill him first!
Roshi: Which you won’t!
Videl: Oh, shut up! You’re so annoying!
Roshi and Yamcha: *blink*
Yamcha: Now Videl's yelling at us, no one appreciates us.
Sean: Damn straight.
Tienshinhan: Stupid Trowa.
Chaozu: Don’t worry Tien, Meg’s a pole dancer, you don’t really wanna be attached to something that disgusting anyway.
Gero: Woo! Dance for me baby!
Meg: CHAOZU!
Chaozu: *grins*
Gero: *spanks Meg* Show me ALL your moves!
Meg: *eyes widen* Get AWAY from me! *punches Gero in the head*
Gero: *falls over* Gehn.....
Tienshinhan: Chaozu, stop talking about Meg like that, it’s not nice.
Chaozu: Yeah but.
Tienshinhan: Chaozu....
Chaozu: *crosses his fingers behind his back* Fine.
Meg: That’s it! Kenny, put the oven on 375, we’re having chunky Chaozu stew for dinner!
Kenny: Woo!
Chaozu: TIEN!
Lissa: *sits on the floor staring at the doll*
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly. *smiles evilly*
Lissa: *screeches and throws the doll across the room*
ChiChi: What’s the matter?
Lissa: It just smiled all evil like at me!
ChiChi: Nonsense *walks over to pick up the doll*
Gokou: *goes running by ChiChi with his arms pulled into his shirt and hangers sticking out* I’M HOOK ARMS! Heeeeeee! *knocks ChiChi over* Wheeeeeee!
ChiChi: Gah! Gokou!
Vejita: Oh my God....Kakarott, you make me sick.
Others: *faces turn red trying to keep from laughing*
Gohan and Goten: *look at the floor*
Gohan: Oh Tousan....
Pasha: *giggles*
Meg: Gokou, hon, give me those hangers.
Gokou: But I’m hook arms! *waves the hangers around*
Roshi: *opens a cabinet* NO! My beers gone! AH! My magazines! Oh....thank God.....here they are. *hugs them*
Lissa: Beer? ROSHI! What the hell are you doing with beer!?
Roshi: Uh....no beer, just kidding
Lissa: *picks up a can* *blinks* o.O.
Meg: Well I think I know where the beer went.....*looks over at Gokou*
Gokou: What beer? It said apple juice on the cans. But....it did taste kinda funny. *spins around*
Lissa: Yeah I know, he hid it inside these apple juice cans!
Roshi: *grins*
Meg and Lissa: PICCOLO!
Piccolo: *attacks*
Roshi: *screeches*
ChiChi: Here’s your doll, Lissa.
Lissa: *whimpers* Thanks.....
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
Lissa: Yeah, that’s great.
Meg: It’s....so....cute o.O
Lissa: Very.
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly and I’m going to get you.
Lissa: *eyes widen* AH!
Meg: Now what?
Lissa: Didn’t you hear that?!
Meg: Hear what?
Lissa: The doll, it just said I’m a Molly dolly and I’m going to get you!
Meg: Of course it did.
Lissa: It did!
Meg: Yeah...
Lissa: *growls and puts the doll in a drawer*
Chaozu: *grabs a hanger and tries stabbing Meg’s eyes out* I hate you!
Meg: *screams*
Gokou: *grabs Meg and jumps onto a cabinet*
Meg: Thanks Gokou.
Gokou: ^.^
Lissa: *sits down*
Doll: *falls onto Lissa’s lap* I’m a Molly dolly. *grins*
Lissa: O.O *looks down*
Doll: I’m going to kill you.
Lissa: How did you get here, I put you in the drawer!?
Doll: I'm going to KILL you!
Lissa: *screams and throws the doll at the wall* I'm being stalked by a killer doll, somebody help me!!
Trunks: Now what’s the matter?
Lissa: The doll just threatened to kill me! TWICE! I swear!
Pasha: *looks at Trunks*
Trunks: Um....right. Here, I’ll put it in the kitchen, ok?
Lissa: *hiding behind a couch cushion* *nods*
Trunks: o.O;;
Pasha: Wow....
Trunks and Pasha: *walk into the kitchen, put the doll on the table and walk back out*
Lissa: Is it gone?
Pasha: Yes.
Lissa: Good.
Kenny: Come on Vejita, play spit with me!
Vejita: Get away from me.
Kenny: Come oooooon! *waves the cards in Vejita's face* Play with me!
Vejita: *growls* No! Go away!
Kenny: What’s a matter, afraid you’ll lose? I bet you are cause you know I’m the best at everything.
Vejita: *shoves the cards down Kenny’s throat* GO AWAY!
Kenny: *gags*
Sean: *laughs*
Meg: Vejita!
Vejita: What, he deserved it.
Meg: Ugh. *walks over to help Kenny*
Lissa: *bumps into Gokou*
Gokou: *gasps* RABBITS!
Lissa: O.O;; *stares at Gokou* What?
Gokou: *runs away*
Lissa: Ugh, someone make him some coffee!!
ChiChi: *goes into the kitchen and starts a pot*
Lissa: *steps on something*
Doll: Ouch!
Lissa: O.O
Ashka: What was that?
Lissa: There! you heard it didn’t you!?
Ashka: Yeah, someone said ouch.
Lissa: It was the doll!
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
Ashka: *looks at the doll*
Doll: I’m going to kill you.
Ashka: O.O *screams and latches onto Lissa* Oh my gawd, it's alive!
Lissa: See! I told you!
Goten: Ashi? What’s wrong?!
Ashka: THE DOLL TALKS THE DOLL TALKS!
Goten: What?
Ashka: *points*
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
Goten: Um.....
Lissa and Ashka: Say it!
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
Lissa and Ashka: Ugh.
Goten: It’s programmed to say that.
Lissa: Yeah but is it programmed to say I’m going to kill you?!
Goten: No...
Lissa: See!
Goten: o_O; Uh.....I’m gonna go get you some water, ok? *walks off*
