Sean: Hey! It wasn’t me this time I swear! And I haven’t been drinking!
Meg: Then who turned out the lights.....and what’s that noise?
Ashka: The dolls alive!
Meg: Alive?
Lissa: Yes! See, I wasn’t kidding!
Meg: o.O
Pasha: Oh gawd! Its eyes glow in the dark, look! *points at a pair of red eyes walking across the room*
All: *scream*
Meg: It is alive!
Lissa, Pasha, Ashka: DUH!
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
All: *back up*
Doll: I’m going to get you!
Gero: *pulls down his cap and smirks* Pikachu, I chose you! *throws a plastic poke ball and waits* Damn! It worked on TV!
All: Ugh.
Meg: Idiot!
Roshi: Darn, guess that counts my Squritle out....*throws his plastic ball over his shoulder sadly*
Bulma: *slaps her forehead* MORONS!
Gero and Roshi: *sulk*
Doll: Who’s first?
All: He/she is! *point at random people*
Doll: *blinks*
Yamcha: *Xena war calls* *punts the doll across the room with a golf club*
Doll: *screams*
All: *blink*
Videl: Ok.....what the hell was that?
Yamcha: I was trying to kill it.
Videl: Oh good job, just smack it away so we don’t know where it is, WAY TO GO YAMCHA! *claps loudly and rudely*
Yamcha: *cries*
Lissa: Ugh, God, you’re such a wimp! Suck it up you sap! You don’t see me crying when I’m screamed at!
Yamcha: *wails*
Meg: Listen buddy, you want a reason to cry....BECAUSE I’LL SURE AS HELL GIVE YOU ONE IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP!
Yamcha: *stops*
Meg: Thank you.
ChiChi: Look! It when into the kitchen!
Kenny: *screams*
Pasha: Oh no! It’s got Kenny!
Trunks and Goten: You bastard!
Lissa: *blinks at Trunks and Goten* We have to save him!
Sean: Why?
Lissa: Because!
Vejita: *snores*
Bulma: Huh? *steps on Vejita’s face* Vejita! Wake up!
Vejita: OW! *sits up* What the hell? WOMAN!
Bulma: Shut up with your woman crap and get up.
Meg: Ok, now’s not the time to worry about him, we have to save Kenny! Pasha, light.
Pasha: *ignites*
Meg: Charge!
All: *run into the kitchen*
Doll: Hehe *prods Kenny with a large corn holder*
Kenny: Stop it!
Chaozu: Haha! REVENGE! *grabs a corn holder and stabs Kenny*
Kenny: Get away from me you stupid oversized egg!
Tienshinhan: Chaozu! You’re supposed to be on our team!
Chaozu: Huh? Oh yeah....
Doll: No. Now you’re mine! *grabs Chaozu and throws him into the cage hanging over the oven*
Kenny: Ugh.
Chaozu: No, TIEN!
Tienshinhan: Chaozu!
Meg: HAH! Take that you little ugly rat!
Lissa: Ok like...can we stop screaming and save Kenny?
Chaozu: What about me?!
Lissa: Shut up, no one likes you.
Chaozu: *cries*
Kenny: *smacks Chaozu*
Doll: I’m a Molly dolly.
Pasha: Yeah, we’ve covered that.
Doll: *scampers off*
Bulma: Oh no!
Ashka: Be on guard guys!
Yamcha and Tien: *scream*
All: *whirl around*
Gohan: They’re gone!
Lissa: Big deal...
Meg: Yeah, having those 3 gone isn’t a big loss. What really matters is we save Kenny!
Kenny: Save me!
Sean: Stop whining.
Doll: I’m going to get you!
Trunks: How?
Doll: I set traps!
All: o.O
Goten: Great.
Doll: Hehe.
ChiChi: *trips over something* *screeches*
Gokou: ChiChi!
ChiChi: Get it off me!
Lissa: *gasps* a net?!
Doll: *grins*
ChiChi: *disappears*
Gokou: Nooooo!
ChiChi: *appears in the cage*
Kenny: *dragging a cup across the cage bars* I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedle-lee-dee-dee there they are a-standing in a row...
Other 4 in cage: Ugh.
Doll: I’m going to rip your eyes out and feed them to a dog.
Pasha: *turns pale*
Doll: HEE HEE!
Pasha: That’s what she said to me! *jumps onto Trunks* Nooooo don’t let her take meeee!
Trunks: Don’t worry, she won’t get you.
Doll: *opens a drawer, grabs something, and disappears*
Pasha: Oh God!
Doll: *giggles*
Pasha: *gasps* OW! Something bit me!
Ashka: Oh no! What if you’ve been infected with rabies?!
Sean: *swinging his sword around like crazy, whacking random things* I’m gonna kill you....rip you open and pull all your stuffing out!!
Doll: *narrows her eyes* No one threatens to de-stuff me! *runs away from Pasha and tackles Sean*
Kenny: Haha *points and laughs*
Sean: Gah! Get this demon thing off me!
Roshi: Jigglypuff, where are you?!
Yamcha: What the hell’s a Jigglypuff?
Roshi: Shut your mouth boy! How dare you say such things about the sacred Jigglypuff!
Yamcha: o.O
Doll: Give me your sword.
Sean: No!
Doll: *bites Sean’s hand* Gimme
Sean: *screams*
Vejita: Weakling....
Gokou: I can’t see! *waves his hand in front of his face* I can’t see!
Meg: Come on Pasha, turn it up!
Pasha: *sends several floating balls of fire around the room*
Gokou: Phew....there’s my hand.
Piccolo: *wakes up* huh?
Lissa: Ugh.
Doll: Give it to me!
Sean: No....now go away! *throws the doll*
Doll: *slams into Pasha*
Pasha: Gyah! why do you always fly into me?!
Doll: Ooh.....hee hee. *grabs her head*
Pasha: *blinks*
Doll: *grins*
Pasha: *screams*
Trunks: Hey, let go of her!
Doll: Shut up....bone head.....she’s mine!
Chaozu: Get Meg!
Meg: Go feed yourself to some wolves!
Tienshinhan: Now that’s not nice...
Meg: I don’t care.
Doll: You people are insane.....I’m attacking you and no one cares.
Pasha: I care, let go of my head!
Doll: Well at least someone does. *ahem* Never! *snaps her finger and Pasha disappears*
All: *gasp*
Trunks: Pashi! Alright, that’s it!
Goten: Uh oh...I bet this means we get to see some fireworks....
Ashka: *hangs onto Goten* You wouldn’t let it get me would you?
Goten: No way Ashi, I’d throw myself at it before it got you.
Ashka: ^.^
Doll: *walks over to Trunks* Yeah, and what are you gonna do?
All: *watch*
Ashka: Kill it!
Doll: *eyes Ashka*
Ashka: ...........
Doll: *opens the back of her hand and presses a button*
~beeping noises~
Ashka: Goten save me!
Goten: *dives to push Ashka out of the way.....but.....is to late*
Ashka: Noooooo! *disappears*
Goten: Ashi!
Doll: Haha, stupid fool.
Goten: *eyes flare up in flames* Alright, play times over...
Chaozu: *in the cage* Hi
Ashka: Yeah Hi....
Kenny: *changing his voice as he sings* Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go! Bismillah! No, we will not let you go....
ChiChi: Shut up!
Kenny: *pouts*
ChiChi: Ugh, I hate that stupid puppy face!
Kenny: Hee *goes back to singing* Let him go! We will not let you go!
Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me go!
Pasha and Ashka: Shut up Ken!
Kenny: *scoffs* FINE!
Doll: And for the rest of this group.....now....you.....DIE!
Gohan: Hm...that’s really familiar...I’ve heard that before...
Meg: Hon, we all have.
Gohan: Heh ^_^;; Right...but it‘s not just that.
Lissa: I know! Cell said that to you before he fired that big ass blast! Gawd, you were the cutest 9 yr old....
Gohan: *blushes*
Videl: Don’t I know it.
Doll: *sticks her tongue out at Trunks*
Trunks: Don’t make us do this.....
Doll: Do what?
Goten: It’s too horrible to even speak out loud....
Doll: Oh yeah, try me.
Trunks: *pulls out a large box*
Doll: *raises an eyebrow*
Lissa: Hm.....what are they up to?
Bulma: Dunno.
Goten: *grabs masking tape*
Trunks: We’ll do it.
Goten: *nods*
Gokou: Do what?
Goten: Heh, come on dolly.....come get us.
Doll: I’ll teach you! *charges*
Trunks: *captures the doll inside the box and tapes it shut*
Doll: Hey!
Goten: *places the box in another box* Hehe...
Doll: Let me out! I’m a Molly dolly, I’ll get you!
Trunks: *taping the 2nd box shut* Of course ya will.
Piccolo: What are you doing?
Goten: Only the most terrible thing on earth.
Piccolo: And that is?
Goten: We’re sending her to RELENA!
Trunks and Goten: *throw their heads back cackling*
All: *gasp*
Vejita: Oh God! Why don’t you just burn her alive?!
Doll: No! Please! Anything but that!
Goten: *slams the stamp on the package*
Meg: *sits on the floor with her hands over her ears, shaking*
Lissa: It’s ok Meg...they’re not saying her name anymore.
Vejita: *smirks* You mean.....Relena?
Meg: *screams*
Lissa: Vejita!
Vejita: Heh. Re...re...
Meg: NOOOO!
Vejita: RE....cycle!
Meg: *gasps* Stop it! *throws a brick at Vejita’s head* STOP IT!
Gero: Leave my woman alone!
Vejita: *snickers* Huh? GEHN! *falls over*
Trunks: *opens the door* Here mister delivery man.
Delivery man: Thank you.
Doll: No! Nooo!
Trunks: Have a safe trip!
Doll: No! I’m a Molly dolly! I’ll get yooooouuu!
~door slams~
Sean: Wow...that’s the cruelest thing you can do to someone.
Lissa: *nods*
Videl: Well, at least she’s gone.
Gohan: Yup.
ChiChi: Um....excuse me! Can someone....let us OUT!
Kenny: *sways, causing the cage to swing* *sings* If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape. *imitates the music*
Ashka and Pasha: I love that song!
Ashka: Especially the pina colada part!
Pasha: Skip everything and sing those parts!
Kenny: Sing with me!
Kenny, Ashka, Pasha: Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape.
Vejita: Be quiet, enough with the singing!
Lissa: Oh shut up Vejita, everyone loves the pina colada song!
Meg: *freeing the caged people* Yeah, you loser!
Caged ones: *jump out, dancing*
Pasha: *grabs Trunks and dances*
Goten: *spins Ashka*
Ashka: Wooo!
Lissa: Dance with me Piccolo!
Piccolo: Uh....
Lissa: *throws Piccolo around* Wheee!
Piccolo: GAH!
Tien and Gero: Meg will you dance with me? I was here first! Grrr!
