Uh oh, everybody's gathered in the RR again. I wonder what torture- er... "plans" they have for the cast today...?
Kenny: Okay, what's going on? Meg has that weird look on her face again..
Piccolo: *narrows his eyes* The last time she looked like that, I ended up singing about a guy that thought he was the Universe
Goten: You're right... it's the 'singing' face...
Lissa: *pouts* Does this mean we need new faces? You guys are RUINING our surprises!
All but Meg and Lissa: *groan*
Meg: Alright fine, you know what we've planned for today. But... You'll never guess what we're singing!
Ashka: I'll tell you right now: If it's rap, I'll kill you where you stand
Pasha: And if it's some spanish song or something, *glances at Lissa* Count me out.
Trunks: It better not be country.
Ashka: Naw, country's fine. Unless it's some crap song like..
Pasha: Sh! Ash! No names! o.o;
Ashka: Oh... right. That whole lawsuit thingy. Okie dokie.
Meg: You guys are SO off!
Lissa: *nodding* Definitely. This is something we've done before... but for a different movie.
Meg: Righto! Today you guys are going to sing... *eyes flash* ANIMATED MOVIE SONGS!!
All but Pash and Ash: NOOOOOOOO!
Pash and Ash: YES! *high five*
Ashka: Oooooh I'm SO good at this! Okay ... okay watch! *face darkens and goes all calm with a little smile* Que que na-to-ra, You will understand *sways*
Pasha: *face goes like Ashka's* Listen with your heart, You will understand *sways*
Ashka: *swaying* Let it break upon you, Like a wave upon the sand..
Pasha: *swaying* ..Listen with your heart, You will understand..
Both: You will understaaaaaand!
Meg: *claps* You guys got the movie! Woo!
Lissa: *grins* Oh yeah! Pocahontas all the way!
Ashka: Sweet!
Sean: Augh. That movie SUCKED!
Videl: It did not! That was a GOOD movie!
Bulma: No kidding. The ending was SO sad!
Lissa: We're glad you guys like the idea then!
Men: WE DON'T!
Women: TOO BAD!
Alex: *walks in* Hey, what's going on?
Meg: *ignoring Alex* Hmm. The only problem is.. The cast is all guys. Oh... They can be English Settlers.
Lissa: The girls can get parts in the next song.
Meg: Good plan. Alright! *claps her hands and a chalk board appears with all the cast on it*
Vejita and Sean are both playing Ratcliffe. He's the guy that is obsessed with gold and is evil and
stuff. He has a little dog ^^
Trunks and Kenny are playing John Smith. You know, the guy that falls for Pocahontas.
Gokou gets a special role ^.^ Gokou plays Wiggins, Ratcliffe's assistant. He takes care of his little
puppy Percy.
Gokou: Fwee!
Meg: ^^ The rest of you are going to play the settlers. You'll be "digging" most of the time. Okie?
Vejita: WHAT?! Ratcliffe? Why do I have the one with the most lines?!
Gokou: I get to sing a solo! Heehee... Wiggins... What a funny name!
Kenny: What the... Smith?! No way! That guy's a LOSER! Make Sean be him!
Trunks: Hey... I'm Smith too! No!
Meg: *growls* Stop complaining! Sean's sharing lines with Vejita, so those are your parts. Live with it! Now GET READY!!!
Everyone: *shut up and run off to get ready*
Half an hour later...
Lissa: Okay... Places! Places!
Meg: Alright! Everybody dressed in their awesome clothes?
All: *nod*
Lissa: Woo! okay... Lights! Camera! ACTION!
The lights switch and a stage is illuminated. You see Vejita up front with the entire cast behind him. Everbody is dressed in clothes from the 1600's. Vejita is shoved forward by Ashka, and the music starts...
Vejita: *scowling*
The gold of Cortés
The jewels of Pizzaro
Will seem like mere trinkets
By this time tomorrow
The gold we find here *swings his arms around to show the rest 'digging'*
Will dwarf them by far
Oh, with all ya got in ya, boys
Dig up Virginia, boys!
Sean: *dressed exactly like Vejita, stepping forward as Vejita stands back*
Everyone else(sans Ken&Trunks): Dig and dig and dig and diggity... Dig and dig and dig and diggety!
Gokou: *scampers across the stage with a wheelbarrow* Hey nonny nonny! Ho nonny nonny!
Vejita: Oh, how I love it!
Gokou: *scampers back the other way* Hey nonny nonny! Ho nonny nonny!
Vejita: Riches for cheap!
Gokou: *scampers up next to Vejita* Hey nonny nonny! Ho nonny nonny!
Vejita and Gokou: There'll be HEAPS of it!
Vejita: And I'll be on top of the heap!
Ashka: *tackles Goten*
Sean: *goes up to Vejita, tripping over Ashka and Goten and landing in a pile of dirt* Eh.. My rivals
back home
It's not that I'm bitter *stands up glaring at Ashka and Goten*
But think how they'll squirm
When they see how I glitter!
The ladies at court
Will be all a-twitter
The king will reward me
He'll knight me! *holds up a sword* No! Lord me!
Vejita: *runs back to the front* It's mine, mine, mine
For the taking
It's mine, boys
Mine me that gold!
With those nuggets dug...
It's glory they'll gimme
My dear friend, King Jimmy
Will probably build me a shrine
When all of the gold is mine!
Everyone else(sans Ken&Trunks): Dig and dig and dig and diggety!
Ashka and Pasha run around all the people pretending to dig, until they're tackled by Chichi and Bulma
Everyone else: Dig and dig and dig and diggety-dig!
Kenny: *jumps on top of one of the heaps of sand, looking all dramatic as he points around*
All of my life I have searched for a land
Like this one!
A wilder more challenging country
I couldn't design! *swings his arms around, losing his footing and falling in the sand*
Trunks: *grins and jumps forward* Hundreds of dangers await
And I don't plan to miss one!
In a land I can claim
A land I can tame!
The greatest adventure is mine! *thrusts his fist into the air*
Sean: Keep on working, lads!
All workers: Mine!
Sean: Don't be shirking, lads!
All workers: Find a mother lode
Sean: Mine, boys, mine
All workers: Then find another load!
Sean: Mine me that gold!
All workers: Dig! Dig! and diggety
Sean: Beautiful gold!
All workers: Dig! Dig! for that gold
Everyone: Make this island! My land!
All workers: Dig...
Vejita: *strides foward* Make the mounds big, boys
All workers: Dig...
Vejita: I'd help you to dig, boys
All workers: Dig...
Vejita: *pathetic look* But I've got this crick in me spine...
Kenny: *covered in dirt* This land we behold...
Vejita: This beauty untold...
Trunks: *still grinning* A man can be bold!
Vejita, Sean, Kenny, and Trunks: It all can be sold!
Sean: And the gold
All workers: So go for the gold!
Vejita: Is...
All workers: We know which is here
Sean: Mine!
All workers: All the riches here
Vejita: Mine!
All workers: From this minute
Sean: Mine!
All workers: This land and what's in it is
Everyone: Mine!
The workers start lining up and doing random gymnastics
Kenny, Sean, Vejita, and Trunks: Miiiiiiine!
All workers: Dig and dig and diggety-dig!
Hey nonny nonny nonny it's MINE!
Everyone does a big fancy pose before they all fall down
Lissa: *applauds* That was great!
Vejita: I have complaints! My character was weak, retarded, and obsessed with gold!
Sean: Yeah. So was mine!
Kenny: ...Sean. you were THE SAME PERSON!
Sean: *blinks* I knew that...
Ashka: Sean stepped on me!
Sean: You were in the way! Tackling HIM! *points at Goten*
Goten: Hey! I'm just as much the victim as you are!
Meg: *beaming* You guys were GREAT!
All: *grumble and start to leave*
Lissa: Hey WAIT!
All: *turn and look*
Lissa: Did we say you were done?
All: *groan*
Meg: That's right! We had another movie in mind...
Lissa: Yup ^.^
Alex: *twitches* Dare I ask... what did you have planned?
Meg & Lissa: *eyes light up* ANASTASIA!
Ashka: WHERE?! *looks around*
Pasha: *rolls her eyes* You're such a dork, Ashi.
Ashka: Huh? Why?
Meg: *grins*
Lissa: Alright. Go get dressed again. We're doing "A Rumor in St. Petersburg" next^^
Videl: Who plays Dimitri?
Lissa: Um..
Meg: He has LOTS of lines.... So three people will play him. Let's see.. Crap. Fine. Tien, Yamcha, and Chaozu will play Dimitri. Which is sad, because Dimitri is actually cute
Lissa: *shrugs* Oh well.... Vladimir can be played by Piccolo.
Piccolo: I don't WANT to sing
Gero: I want a special part to sing, my beauty!
Tien: She OBVIOUSLY knew that I was much more suited for the part
Meg: Yeah, that was it *rolls her eyes*
Roshi: What about me?
Lissa: *evil grin* We've got a special part for you...
Alex: What about me?
Lissa: Uh... We'll figure something out.
Meg: OKAY! Everybody go get ready!
So, everybody did. How do they know what parts they're supposed to sing? Oh well. Must be an RR thing. It's been 20 minutes, and everyone's ready to go...
Lissa: *holding a book* Places! Places everyone!
Ashka: I can't believe you made me wear this! This girl has NO fashion sense.
Meg: >.O At least you got a part, ne?
Ashka: Pasha can have my part!
Pasha: Hehehe... I'm dressed up all special. I have my own little line to sing.
Meg: There. Settled? You're keeping that part. Deal. *runs off the stage* Okay guys! Ready?
All: *grunt/nod/grumble*
Meg: Ok! Action!
The people on stage assemble in a line. Chichi steps forward..
Gohan: *dressed as An Old Man* St. Petersburg is gloomy!
Ashka: *dressed in ugly clothes as A Younger Woman* St. Petersburg is bleak!
Lissa: *runs on stage and dumps ice water on Roshi*
Roshi: *eyes bulge and starts shivering* My underwear got frozen standing here all week!
Lissa: *snickers and runs off stage*
Gohan, Gero, Vejita, Videl, and Bulma: Oh since the revolution! Our live have been so gray!
All: Thank goodness for the gossip
that gets us through the day!
Hey!
Have you heard?
There's a rumor in St. Petersburg
Have you heard?
What they're saying on the street?
Trunks: *looks frightened* Although the Tsar did not survive,
One daughter may be still alive!
All: The Princess Anastasia!
Trunks: *looks around, eyes wide* But please do not repeat!
All: It's a rumor,
A legend
A mystery! *run in circles*
*quietly* Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a rumor
That's part of, our history!
Bulma: *dressed as A Babushka*
They say her royal grandmama
Will pay a royal sum!
All: To someone who can bring the princess back!
Alex: *dressed as a black marketeer, and sings with no feeling*
A ruble for this painting
It's Romanov, I swear
Pasha: *whacks Alex in the head with clothing, also dressed as a Black Marketeer*
Count Yusipov's pajamas!
Comrade, buy the pair!
Yamcha: *dressed as Dimitri, struts over to Sean*
Sean: *dressed as the last Black Marketeer, holding a furry coat* I got this from the palace, it's lined with real fur!
Sean, Piccolo and Yamcha: It could be worth a fortune
If it belonged to her!
Sean: *smacks Yamcha in the head with the coat*
Meg: *snorts*
Yamcha: *stumbles to the center of the stage to Piccolo*
It's the rumor
The legend
The mystery!
It's the Princess Anastasia who will help us fly! *waves his arms*
Piccolo: *pushes Yamcha out of sight*
Tien: *jumps up to take his place, also dressed as Dimitri*
You and I friend
Will go down
In history!
We'll find a girl to play the part,
And teach her what to say!
Dress her up and take her to: Paris! *throws his arms out*
Piccolo: *scoffs and throws Tien wear Yamcha disappeared*
Chaozu: Tien! .... *jumps on stage, dressed as a mini-Dimitri*
Imagine the reward
Her dear old Grandmama will pay! *glares at Piccolo*
