Mushroom Samba *This wasn't my idea originally, it's based on an episode of Cowboy Bebop, one of the greatest shows on Earth ^.^*
~All's quiet on the RR frontier, which is a little odd if you ask me. Then again, it is almost lunch time, could the silence be from everyone's hunger? My guess is probably. Lissa's already showing signs of starvation, I wonder how the others are doing...~
Lissa: *lays sprawled out on the couch*
Gohan: *blinks* You look.....dead.
Lissa: *dully* Thank you.
Gohan: No problem.
Lissa: *whines* I need some food.......
Gohan: *points to the kitchen*
Lissa: It’s too fa~ar.
Gohan: Too far?
Lissa: I’m too weak from hunger, carry me.
Gohan: o_O
Videl: *runs in from the kitchen* Gohan!
Gohan: Yeah?
Videl: There’s no food!
Lissa: *jumps to her feet* WHAT?
Gohan: Look, you got your energy back, Lissa.
Lissa: What do you mean there’s no food?
Videl: I was just in the kitchen with ChiChi, we were gonna make something for lunch but the fridge was completely empty!
Lissa: *pales* What.....about the pantry?
Videl: Nothing!
Lissa: No! *drops to her knees and crawls around*
Gohan: What are you doing?
Lissa: I dropped some cheese doodles on the floor yesterday.........maybe they’re still here!
Gohan: Ew.....that’s gross. *pulls Lissa back up*
Lissa: No! I’m starving! I know they’re around here somewhere! I’ll show you!! No I won’t......when I find them......they’re mine! You can’t have ANY!
Gohan: Lissa, get a grip..... o_O
Pasha and Ashka: *run up the stairs leading to the chars rooms*
Pasha: Is lunch ready?
Lissa: No, it’ll never be ready!
Pasha: What?
Lissa: There’s no food! It’s gone! All gone!
Ashka: But I’m hungry. Ed’s hungry too.
Pasha: Where’d it all go?
Videl: I don’t know.
Gokou: *bounces in* Hi guy! ^_^ Is there anything......
Lissa: No there isn’t!
Gokou: o_o
Videl: It’s ok Gokou, Lissa’s just......a little hysterical right now.......
Ashka: Yeah, there’s no food.
Gokou: No food!?
Ashka: No food.
Gokou: Oh my God! We have to do something!
Lissa: He’s right! Gather everyone into the RR!
All except Gokou: o.O
Lissa: Well come on, what are you waiting for, me to keel over?!
All: *scatter*
~A few minutes later, everyone has gathered in the RR. No one’s in a good mood considering they’re all starving.~
Lissa: We’re all gonna wither away......
Goten: *jumps up* Eureka!
Others: o.O
Trunks: What?
Goten: Nothing!
Trunks: You have something.....
Goten: No I don’t.
Trunks: Don’t lie, you do! *dives*
Goten: No!
Trunks: HE’S GOT A CHEESE DOODLE!
Lissa: *gasps* It’s mine! *jumps into the pile*
Goten: NOO! *scrambles away and shoves it in his mouth*
Gohan: Ew. That was Lissa’s from the other day.
Lissa: *cries*
Goten: I don’t care.
Trunks: You’re so selfish!
Goten: There was only one!
Lissa: It was mine.
Meg: Guys, get a hold of yourselves! I know you’re hungry, but calm down. You’re acting like animals.
Bulma: Meg.....we have no food......
Meg: I’m aware.
Bulma: So do something about it!
Meg: O.O Um....well, where’d it all go? Didn’t we have some last night?
Kenny: Yeah, and now we don’t. You’re the webmistress of this page, do something!
Meg: Stop yelling at me! I didn’t eat it all.
Chaozu: Yeah right. I bet you did.
Meg: How about we grill you up? We’re all hungry enough and no one would miss you.....
Kenny: Woo! I feel like chicken tonight! Chick-chick-chick-chicken tonight!
Chaozu: *clutches Tien’s arm*
Tienshinhan: It’s all right Chaozu, Meg’s only kidding.
Meg: Yeah.....of course I was.....
Trunks: Food.....
Lissa: Ok, we’re going to have to send someone out to the store.
Roshi: If it will save you from withering away, I will go!
Yamcha: Not if I get there first.
Lissa: No, I want someone responsible going. That way, I know they’ll come back with something edible.
Roshi and Yamcha: Aw.
Meg: So, who are we sending?
Lissa: Um.....
Ashka: Me!!
Lissa and Meg: *sweatdrop*
Ashka: I wanna go.
Gokou: I wanna go too!
Lissa: *stomach growls* Eh......so hungry.....
Gokou and Ashka: Please!
Meg: Yes, fine, I don’t care! At this point I’d send anyone!
Ashka: Yes!
Lissa: Wait! We need someone else.......to go with you.....
Vejita: Why don’t you get off your lazy ass and go?
Lissa: Why don’t you?!
Meg: *blinks* Yes.
Lissa: Yes what?
Meg: Vejita’s going.
Vejita: *narrows eyes*
Ashka: Yay, this’ll be fun! Come on Vejita!
Vejita: I’m not going anywhere.
Lissa: You are, and you’ll like it. A lot. Now take this money and don’t lose it. *shoves it in his hand*
Ashka: *grabs Vejita’s wrist and yanks him off the couch* Let’s go!
Gokou: Wait! *runs after*
Vejita: *snarls*
Meg: I hope they come back with food.
Lissa: And I hope they ALL come back......
Meg: *nods*
Pasha: *runs to the door and screams* Remember Ashi, EDIBLE FOOD!!
Ashka: Ye~ah, I kno~ow!
Pasha: ~.~;
~And so, the small group embarks on their journey to the store. Will they bring back something to eat? Will they all even come back? Only one way to find out.....~
Ashka: *skipping down the road happily* Hm......where is the store anyway?
Ashka: *looking around, seeing nothing but wilderness* Unless the store’s surrounded by trees and furry aminals, I don’t think this was the right way....... *blinks* O~oh! Squirrels! *runs after one* Hee hee. Squirrelish!! = D
Vejita: *huffs* Obviously! And stop chasing that ridiculous squirrel!
Ashka: *stops and storms over to Vejita* Well then, you find the stupid store!
Vejita: Fine. Follow me. *speeds off*
Gokou: What a grouch.
Ashka: I know. ~.~
Gokou and Ashka: *follow*
~Back in the RR~
Meg: *gasps* Oh my God!
Lissa: What?! You found food?!
Meg: No! I just realized those three don’t even know how to get to the store!
Lissa: ..............
ChiChi: Have faith in my Gokou! He’ll find the way!
Lissa: Yes.....I can see it now......they’re probably lost in the middle of no where and Ashka‘s going on about the sky is blusish or something! *in despair* Now we’ll never get any food. ~.~
Kenny: All hope is lost!
Goten: Um....no! It can’t be.....we sent Gokou and Vejita with Ashi, one of them is bound to find the way.
Kenny: *blinks* Like I said, all hope is lost!
Goten: ~_~
~Perhaps not. I think Vejita’s found the town...~
Vejita: There. There’s your town and there’s your store. Was that such a difficult thing?
Ashka: Yay! Good job Vejita! *hugs him*
Vejita: *grunts* Get off me.
Ashka: *lets go* Kay, whatever. Let’s go buy some food!
Gokou: *sniffs the air* Ooh......smells like......like.....
Ashka: *stares at a large man dumping a bucket of popcorn into his mouth* Popcorn! *runs after him*
Vejita: Idiot child, get over here!
Ashka: *screams while she runs towards him*
Man: *inhales the last few kernels * Huh? O_O What the!?
Ashka: *runs a circle around the man, whining loudly* Nooo! *grabs his arms and shakes him* Meani~ie!!
Man: *grunts* Cut it out!! *pries her off*
Ashka: *sniffles* You ate it!
Man: What?
Ashka: Popcorn!
Man: No kidding....
Gokou: Ashi.....we’re supposed to go to the store to get food, not run around moose men.
Man: Food? *shifty eyes* Looking for anything in particular?
Gokou: Um.....Lissa said something edible.
Man: \$_$ Great! I have just what you’re looking for!
Vejita: I highly doubt it.
Man: *glares* *ahem* Take a look at this...... *holds up brief case*
Ashka: Ooh! What’s inside?
Man: I’ll tell show you, after you tell me how much you’ve got.
Vejita: We’re not going to tell you anything unless that case is opened first.
Man: Then I guess you don’t really want the wonderful food I have inside here do you?
Ashka: I want it!
Gokou: Yeah, come on Vejita, don‘t be such a jerk. Just tell him how much money Lissa gave you.
Vejita: *sighs* She gave me 40 dollars.
Man: That’s it?
Vejita: *raises a brow*
Man: Um! Great! ^_^; Alright, I’ll give you everything that’s in here if you give me your two beautiful 20’s.
Vejita: I’m sure that whatever you have is not what Lissa wants.
Man: No, it’s the rarest, most delicious food in all the world!
Vejita: I’m sure it is.
Ashka: Can we see?
Man: Of course you can, once you pay me.
Ashka: But that’s not fair.
Man: It’s completely fair.
Vejita: *snatches the brief case*
Man: Hey, give it back!
Vejita: I don’t think so.
Man: That‘s not fair!
Vejita: It’s completely fair.
Man: Give it back! I’ll call the police!
Vejita: And tell them what? You were in the middle of conning us? Go ahead.
Man: Eh.... *sweatdrops*
Vejita: *whacks the man with the case* Get out of here before I lose my patience.
Man: OW! *holds his head*
Vejita: *glares*
Man: *runs*
Gokou: You didn’t have to beat him with it.
Vejita: Yes I did.
Gokou: o_O
Ashka: Open it open it!!
Vejita: *opens it*
All: *gather around and look*
Ashka: *pouts* That guy lied!
Vejita: What a surprise.
Gokou: I didn’t know shiitake mushrooms were rare and most delicious.
Vejita: They’re not!
Gokou: ~_~
Dog: *wanders over and barks*
Ashka: *gasps* Aw! Cutie ^.^ Are you hungry mister puppy?
Dog: *barks*
Ashka: Here, have a mushroom! *tosses it one*
Dog: *gobbles it up*
Ashka: ^.^
Dog: *trots off, swaying from side to side, turning round in a loop, and continues down the road in a drunken manner*
Ashka, Gokou, and Vejita: o.O
Gokou: Why did it do that?
Ashka: I don’t know....
Ashka and Gokou: *look at one another* Hmm....
Vejita: *sighs angrily* Whatever, can we go now?
Gokou: But we only have a brief case full of mushrooms.
Vejita: They’ll get over it.
Ashka: I know you’re just as hungry as the rest of us and if we go back with these, you’ll be eating mushrooms too!
Vejita: *growls* Fine. *storms through the store's doors*
Gokou and Ashka: *follow*
~While in the store, the three use up all 40 dollars buying whatever they could remember was in the refrigerator the day before and head home, carrying the brief case with them. They’ve been gone for about 45 minutes, considering they got lost on the way home. The remaining people in the RR are waiting desperately for them to arrive.~
Pasha: *lays in the middle of the floor staring at the ceiling*
Lissa: o.O
Trunks: She’s been like that for a while now....
Lissa: Just...lying there?
Trunks: Yup.
Lissa: Has she moved at all?
Trunks: No.....
Lissa: Is she alive?
Trunks: *blinks*
Lissa: *stares at Pasha*
Trunks: Pashi?
Pasha: ............Eeehhh
Trunks: *sighs* Phew, yup, she’s alive. ^_^;;
Lissa: You idiot.
Trunks: What’d I do?
Lissa: *shakes her head and walks off*
Trunks: o_O *shrugs and walks over to Pasha* *peers down at her*
Pasha: *continues staring at the ceiling*
Trunks: Pasha? *taps her* Hon? Are ya there?
Pasha: *shouts* Look!
Trunks: O_O *jumps back* What!?
Pasha: There’s a rice ball stuck to the fan!!! Get it for me!
Trunks: *looks up and sees the light attached to the fan* No Pashi, that’s a light bulb.....
Pasha: Shut up! No it’s not! Don’t play tricks with my mind!!
Trunks: *sweatdrops* Come on....let’s go sit on the couch... *picks her up and walks over*
Pasha: *stares at a round couch pillow* Cheese wheel......
Trunks: No.....couch pillow...... *tosses it across the room* Oh boy.....please hurry home guys.....
Kenny: *runs by screaming* Get over it Goten, all hope was lost a half hour ago!
