~Welcome to the RR, where yet again, Lissa and Meg have another fantabulous idea for everyone‘s favorite and ever so abused characters. And now, since I don't want to keep you in suspense any longer because I know you're all just DYING to see what happens, on with the show!~
Lissa and Meg: *waltz across the RR singing*
Trunks: Ugh....
Goten: Now what are they singing?
Lissa: Only the best song in the entire WORLD.
Trunks: Yeah....sure sounds like it.
Meg: Hey! You watch your mouth, boy! Particle Man is the bestest song ever.
Lissa: *gasps loudly*
Meg: What’s the matter?!
Lissa: I’ve got the BEST idea!
Meg: Another one?
Lissa: ........
Meg: Just kidding.
Lissa: Another musical!
Others in the room: *look over at the two* NO!
Lissa: Oh come on guys! You did such a good job on Kidnap the Sandy Claws!
Goten: That was the most humiliating thing I’ve ever done in my entire life......
Trunks: Ditto that.
Gokou: I had fun.
Vejita: You would.
Others: ~.~
Meg: Ya know....maybe that’s not such a bad idea.....
Lissa: Now you’re seein the light. Besides, it’s really short.
Meg: Then it’s settled....you guys will be performing Particle Man.
Others: What?!
Lissa: Hey! Be glad we’re not making you sing Diamond Dolls from The Chipmunk Adventure!
Gohan: Thank God.
Pasha: But I don’t wanna sing.
Lissa: Too bad!
Pasha: *pouts*
Meg: Now, we’ll need five actors.
Lissa: And I know just the ones. Gokou, Vejita, Picco...
Gero: I WANNA SING!
Roshi: Me too!
Gero: Please let us! We’ll do whatever pleases our ladies fair.
Lissa and Meg: Ladies fair?
Roshi and Gero: *nod*
Lissa: Well....I guess they could both play person man?
Meg: *whispers* good idea.......besides, I wanna be the one to smack Gero with the frying pan.....
Lissa: Alright then, you two can be person man.
Gero and Roshi: YAY!
Lissa: Right. Anyway, the other names I called you’ve got people to play whether you want to or not.
Vejita: And just what am I supposed to do?
Meg: YOU will be representing triangle man.
Vejita: Triangle man?
Meg: Yup. Because triangle mans an ass and a bully and it just so happens.......that you fit the part ^.^ *grins*
Vejita: What!?
Bulma: Don’t start Vejita.
Vejita: You...
Bulma: I SAID DON’T START! *eyebrow twitches*
Vejita: .........
Meg: Gokou, you’ve got particle man
Gokou: Ok.
Meg: And Piccolo, you’re gonna have to be universe man.......even though you don’t fit the part very well, but you’re the biggest one here, so.....ya know.
Piccolo: Wait a minute....what do you mean biggest?
Meg: Size wise, you’re the tallest and with all that gear on you look extra buff.
Piccolo: .....uh.....ok.
Meg: Oh yeah, we need a narrator.
Videl: What does the narrator do?
Meg: He OR she sings the whole song.
Others: *turn pale*
Lissa: So...who do we want to be the singer? *walks around, looking people over*
Meg: Good question.
Lissa: Eenie meenie minie mo...catch a tiger by the toe...
Meg: If he hollers let him go...
Lissa: My mother said to pick the very best one and you.....
Meg: Are
Lissa: I
Meg: T
Meg and Lissa: *slam their hands onto Trunks’ shoulders* IT!
Trunks: No!
Meg and Lissa: YES!
Pasha: *laughs*
Lissa: I wouldn’t laugh, hon....you’re going to play the saxophone ^.^
Pasha: *coughs* What?!
Lissa: *grins*
Ashka: Haha! Ninny head!
Trunks: Saxo...ow!
Pasha: *elbows Trunks‘ side*
Lissa: Stop the violence!
Meg: Ashi, you’ll be playing the tuba.
Ashka: Are you serious?!
Meg: Yup.
Ashka: No way!
Pasha: Neeeyyyyyyh!
Lissa: Yes sweethearts, we’re serious.
Ashka and Pasha: *scoff*
Ashka: That SO figures.
Meg: Videl, you’ve got the tambourine. Bulma’s on drums. And ChiChi’s got the cowbell.
Videl, Bulma, and ChiChi: ~.~ Wonderful.
Meg: You got that right.
Lissa: Goten you’ll be our accordion player.
Goten: Accordion?
Lissa: Yup.
Goten: Great.....do I get to wear a yodeler’s hat too?
Lissa: That can be arranged.
Goten: I was just kidding!
Lissa: Hehe....
Meg: Gohan, you’ve got the clapping machine.
Gohan: What’s a clapping machine?
Meg: A machine that makes clapping noises.....well actually it’s a synthesizer with the sound of clapping programmed into it. All you have to do is push the key down.
Gohan: Oh....ok.
Meg: Alright! *passes out some papers* you’ve got 10 minutes to learn your parts, now get to it!
Others: *walk off, reading their papers, groaning*
Lissa: I love torturing them.
Meg: especially with musicals
Lissa and Meg: ^.^
~10 minutes later~
Pasha: Wait! I don’t know how to play the saxophone!
Ashka: I can’t play the tuba either!
Lissa: Don’t worry about it girls, you’re musically talented.
Pasha: Not with these instruments!
Lissa: I bet I could learn to play the saxophone or the tuba in 10 minutes.
Pasha: That’s only because you can play anything put in front of you.
Lissa: Yeah, so?
Pasha: *grumbles*
Meg: Ok then, are we ready?
Goten: *mumbles about his hat*
Lissa: What’s that Goten......your hats not big enough?
Goten: No......it’s just fine.
Lissa: Good.
Meg: Ok, one more time, are we ready?
Others: *dully* yes...
Meg: Excellent! Where are my musicians?
People forced to play an instrument: Here.
Meg: Good.
Vejita: I’m not doing this.
Lissa: At least you’re not playing Santa again.
Vejita: You make me play Santa again and you’ll wish you were never born....
Lissa: *blinks* Alright. But you’re still playing triangle man......even if I have to staple your arms and legs to the stage.
Vejita: Go ahead and try.
Bulma: Vejita, just COOPERATE!
Vejita: Fine!
Bulma: Fine!
Vejita: FINE!
Bulma: FIIIIIINNNNNE!
Trunks: *shakes his head*
Meg: *sighs* ok ok, get in your places. Everyone ready? Musicians play me some music!
All 7: *play*
Meg: Very good! Now stop.
All 7: *stop*
Meg: Places!
All: *run to their spots*
Lissa: Lights!
Meg: Curtain!
Lissa: ACTION!
Musicians: *start*
Trunks: *sitting on a stool with a pointer stick* I can’t believe I’m doing this....frickin’ sing.....do they have any idea how....ack! *clears throat and smiles*
Gokou: *walks on stage, grinning*
Trunks: *points to Gokou* Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle man. Is he a dot?
Gokou: *holds up a picture of a dot*
Trunks: Or is he a speck?
Gokou: *holds up a picture of a speck*
Trunks: When he's underwater does he get wet?
Gokou: *jumps into a giant tub of water*
Trunks: Or does the water get him instead?
Gokou: *drowns* Aaahhh! *gargle*
Trunks: Nobody knows, Particle man.
Gokou: *jumps out of the tub hacking.....coughing.....wheezing* Gehn @.@
Vejita: *walks on stage looking evil*
Trunks: *points to Vejita* Triangle man, Triangle man, triangle man hates particle man.
Vejita: *growls at Gokou*
Trunks: They have a fight.
Vejita: *drop kicks Gokou off stage*
Gokou: Eeeeeeee!
Trunks: Triangle wins. Triangle man
Pasha: Oh God.....*takes a deep breath and blows*
~Saxophone solo~
Gohan: *pushes the clapping sound button* wow.....this is difficult....
Pasha: *finishes with her face beet red* I can’t......breathe!
Videl: *shakes the tambourine*
Ashka: *keeps the beat with the tuba*
ChChi: *bangs on the cowbell*
Bulma: *taps the cymbals*
Piccolo: *walks on stage wearing flashy, bright clothing and a crown* This is so humiliating.
Trunks: O.O wow.....*points to Piccolo* Universe man, universe man, size of the entire universe man.
Piccolo: *grumbles* *holds up a beach ball with the galaxy stitched onto it*
Trunks: Usually kind to smaller man, universe man.
Piccolo: *throws money at Trunks*
Trunks: OW! *ahem* He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand. When they meet it's a happy land.
Piccolo: *grins and staggers around drunk*
Trunks: Powerful man, universe man. *sighs*
Gero and Roshi: *walk onto stage, stuck to each other, much like Siamese twins*
Trunks: *rolls his eyes and points to them* Person man, person man, hit on the head with a frying pan.
Meg: *walks onto stage and beats Gero over the head with a frying pan*
Gero: *fall overs, pulling Roshi with him, twitching*
Roshi: OW! My spleen!
Trunks: Lives his life in a garbage can, person man.
Lissa: *walks onto stage and throws the two into a garbage can*
Gero and Roshi: Geeehhn.....
Trunks: Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless?
Gero and Roshi: YES!
Trunks: *shrugs* Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man.
Vejita: *walks back onto the stage, looking evil*
Trunks: *points to Vejita with his pointer* Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates person man
Vejita: *growls at Gero and Roshi*
Gero and Roshi: x.x
Trunks: They have a fight.
Vejita: *throws Gero and Roshi off stage*
Trunks: Triangle wins
Vejita: *stands triumphantly*
Trunks: Triangle man.
Pasha: *sax solo*
Ashka: *’s face is blue*
Goten: *jams away on his accordion*
All: *walk onto stage and bow just as the music ends*
Lissa: That was beautiful guys!
Meg: We’re proud.
Lissa: As always.
Piccolo: *throws the beach ball at Lissa’s head*
Lissa: Hey!
Gero: *hanging on Megs arm* did you enjoy my performance? I did it all for you.
Meg: Eeh.....alright people, what did you do with the crow bar?
Roshi: Lissa! My darling! *glares at Piccolo* Did that ruffian hurt your fair head?
Lissa: Um, no.
Roshi: Thank God. *hugs her*
Lissa: Aw, come on! Leggo!
Gokou: My eggo! Hee ^_^ *munches on an eggo*
Lissa: Hehe
Roshi: *pets Lissa's head*
Lissa: GAH! Knock it off, I'm not an animal!
Roshi: Yeah but....
Meg: Piccolooooo, do somethiiiiiing!
Piccolo: *rips Roshi and Gero off the girls and cages them*
Gero and Roshi: Curses!
Lissa: Thank you Piccolo
Meg: ^.^
Piccolo: Yeah, yeah.
Meg: Well, anyway, now that that’s done......um, can someone get me a coke, I’m dying of thirst.
Gohan: What? Are you crippled?
Meg: Excuse me....I’m dead tired from all the work I just did.
Trunks: What work? We did all the work!
Pasha: Yeah! My face feels like a balloon. >.<
Ashka: Not to mention, I think I’m deaf o.O
Meg: Well FINE. *walks to the kitchen*
Lissa: *blinks* Ok then, join us next time when we make the DBZ chars sing and dance again!
