Roshi and Gero Vs. Yamcha and Tien: Let the battles begin!
~No one was particularly happy about the new permanent guests, but they knew that complaining about it wasn‘t going to send them back. In the mean time; Gokou had found himself some jell-o to eat, Gohan and Videl were in the laboratory playing with machines, Piccolo was off meditating in the Updates section, ChiChi was playing a video game somewhere, and Ashka is annoying Vejita. Where the others are....who knows, but at least they‘re not trying to kill each other. ~.~; Ok...I take that back....~
Ashka: *opens her mouth and takes a deep breath*
Vejita: *slaps his hand over Ashka’s mouth* DON’T!
Ashka: *narrows her eyes*
Vejita: *growls*
Ashka: Hmph.
Vejita: *removes his hand cautiously*
Ashka: *smirks* Fool! I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NERVES...EVERYBODY’S NERV....gah!
Vejita: *grabs Ashka’s throat*
Ashka: *gags*
Goten: Vejita! *smacks him upside the head*
Vejita: Gah, stupid boy! *turns back to Ashka* I told you NOT to sing that song any more!
Ashka: *hacks*
Goten: *Grabs ChiChi’s frying pan and nails Vejita in the head*
Vejita: Flnnaa...*passes out*
Ashka: *falls over*
Goten: *catches Ashka* Ashie?
Ashka: AIR! Air.....air......AIR.....air!
Goten: Yes.....air....lot’s of it.
Pasha: *looks over at the two and falls over dramatically*
Trunks: *catches her*
Pasha: Trunks....my hero! *takes a deep breath* AIR!
Trunks: Yes my sweet, air! Breathe! Breathe like you’ve never breathed before!
Ashka and Goten: *stare at Trunks and Pasha*
Trunks and Pasha: Hee ^.^
Goten: You have until the count of five.
Ashka: One...
Trunks: Uh oh..
Goten: Two...
Pasha: *grabs Trunks and takes off running*
Goten and Ashka: FIVE! *chase*
Ashka: *smacks into Chaozu* OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID LITTLE CLOWN THING!
Chaozu: *slams into the wall*
Tienshinhan: Chaozu!
Chaozu: *slides off the wall* *cries*
Lissa: Ugh, she made the stupid beach ball cry....GOOD JOB ASHKA!
Yamcha: *stares at Lissa*
Lissa: *turns to look at Yamcha slowly*
Yamcha: *runs away*
Lissa: *blinks....looking frightened*
Roshi: LISSA!
Lissa: *screams and jumps into Roshi’s arms*
Roshi: *sighs romantically* Melissa, my princess......I’ve been waiting for this day all my life.
Lissa: *gasps and runs away*
Roshi: LISSA! Wait!
Lissa: *jumps in the tub and scrubs herself with rocks* Ew ew ew!!
Gero: Hehe, LOSER.
Roshi: Oh shut up.
Trunks, Goten, Ashka, and Pasha: *go running by*
Meg: Ok you guys, that’s enough!
Trunks, Goten, Ashka, and Pasha: *skid to a halt and stomp to the couch*
Kenny: *stabs Chaozu with a spoon*
Chaozu: Tien told you to leave me alone!
Kenny: Tien can kiss a porcupines ass.
Chauzo: *gasps* How dare you say something like that about Tien!
Tienshinhan: It’s ok Chaozu, he can’t help it, he’s an ignoramus.
Kenny: And you’re an ugly prissy three-eyed pansy boy! NYEH! *sticks his tongue out and runs over to Meg* Meggie.....what’s an ignoramus?
Meg: An utterly ignorant person
Kenny: *blinks*
Sean: A big DUNCE!
Kenny: SHUT UP!
Meg: Both of you knock it off.
Lissa: *walks out of the bathroom*
Roshi: Lissa!
Lissa: Get away from me!
Yamcha: *Bumps Roshi out of the way* Hey Lissa.
Lissa: *blinks* Hi...
Vejita: *finally wakes up* I’m so tired of being knocked out with the damn frying pan!
Bulma: Then BEHAVE and maybe people will stop smacking you with it.
Vejita: Was I talking to you?
Bulma: *growls*
Meg: Guys....come on, no violence today.
Bulma and Vejita: *walk to opposite rooms, slamming the door behind them*
Tienshinhan: *stares at Meg*
Gero: Keep your eyes to yourself, Cyclops!
Lissa: HAH! Cyclops! Good one. *flings a rubber band at Tien*
Tienshinhan: Hey!
Meg: Gero!
Gero: Yes, my love?
Meg: Stop talking!
Gero: Anything for you....my goddess.
Meg: *shudders*
Chaozu: *looks at Meg, annoyed*
Meg: What are you looking out, you ugly white blob!?
Chauzo: *turns away*
Meg: Whatever.
Yamcha: So you play field hockey?
Lissa: Yeah.....
Yamcha: That’s really interesting.
Lissa: Sure is. . o O (Ok idiot.....get away from me....)
Roshi: *eyes Yamcha*
Tienshinhan: This place is really something.
Meg: Yup...
Pasha: I think Tien and Yamcha have things for Meg and Lissa o.O
Ashka: *nods* lucky them.
Gero: *’s eyes widen* NEVER! *runs over to Meg*
Pasha, Ashka, Trunks, and Goten: O.O
Trunks: Idiot...
Gero: *dives at Meg, taking her onto the floor* Meeeeeeg!
Meg: What the hell?!
Tienshinhan: o_O
Lissa: Huh? o.O
Roshi: Good idea. *dives at Lissa and tackles her to the ground*
Lissa: GAH!
Yamcha: Hey! Get off her!
Roshi: *’s eyes flare up in flames*
Yamcha: That’s right! Get OFF.
Pasha, Ashka, Trunks, and Goten: *gasp and run over to watch*
Meg: Gero, I can’t BREATHE.
Tienshinhan: *kicks Gero off Meg and helps her up*
Gero: That’s it!
Roshi and Gero: *stand next to each other*
Tienshinhan and Yamcha: *stand next to each other*
Lissa and Meg: *lay on the floor in the middle* Wha? o.O
Ashka: FIGHT FIGHT!
Kenny and Sean: *join the four onlookers*
Kenny: What’s up?
Goten: Tien and Yamcha and Gero and Roshi are fighting over Lissa and Meg.
Sean: Who cares. If I don’t get to kill anyone I don’t care about anything.
Pasha: Shut up Sean, no one cares!
Sean: *whips Pasha with a towel*
Pasha: HEY! *spins around* YOU!
Sean: Bring it on, babe!
Pasha: *reaches out to tackle Sean but is grabbed by Trunks*
Trunks: Down girl....
Goten: Yeah, now who’s girlfriend is trying to kill someone?
Trunks: Shut up, Goten.
Goten: *smirks*
Chaozu: Tien!
Tienshinhan: Not now Chaozu!
Chaozu: *growls and eyes Meg*
Roshi: If you two think you’re laying a hand on our girls, you’re both mistaken!
Gero: Yeah. You touch, you DIE!
Yamcha: Oh yeah!?
Meg: Shut your mouth, Yamcha!
Yamcha: o_O
Meg: Eh, what can I say, it’s a habit.
Yamcha: *sighs*
Tienshinhan: *touches Meg*
Gero: *tackles Tien*
Roshi: *tackles Yamcha*
Lissa: Oh God....
Meg: This is just great...now we have Tien AND Yamcha after us....like Roshi and Gero weren’t enough.
Lissa: *slams her head on the floor*
Kenny: LISSA! You’ll give yourself a head ache if you keep that up!
Sean: Or maybe she’ll break her skull...
Yamcha and Roshi: Lissa! *eye each other, growl*
Lissa: Kenny, Sean....remind me to KILL you both in five minutes.
Sean: Whatever.
Kenny: .....right. Oooh, fresh meat *sprinkles salt on Chaozu*
Chaozu: TIEN!
Tienshinhan: NOT NOW, CHAOZU!
Chaozu: But Tien!
Tienshinhan: I said NOT NOW!!
Chaozu: That’s it, you’re going down Meg! *tries to snarl but chokes and coughs*
Meg: o.O
Lissa: Hehe, beach ball doesn’t like you!
Meg: Shut up.
Chaozu: *attempts roaring.....but a weak tiny meow squeaks out and he charges at Meg*
Meg: AH! Incoming beach ball!
Chaozu: *head-butt’s Meg*
Meg: Gehn *passes out*
Tienshinhan and Gero: Meg!
Gero: Don’t die on me, Meg!
Tienshinhan: Chaozu, what the hell’s the matter with you?!
Onlookers: *gasp*
~melodramatic music~
Goten: Did he just....curse at Chaozu?
Trunk: Yeah....
Chaozu: *tears up*
Tienshinhan: *blinks* Chaozu....
Chaozu: *runs off screaming and crying*
Lissa: Good job, BOZO! Why don’t you just go kick him in the head while you’re at it!
Pasha: Bozo....*giggles*
Tienshinhan: *grunts loudly* Tienshinhan no bozo!
Pasha and Ashka: *point and laugh*
Roshi: *takes advantage of the situation and cuddles with Lissa*
Lissa: EW! *shoves him off* Don’t touch me! Dirty old man!
Tienshinhan: *runs after Chaozu*
Ashka: Alright! This is totally turning into a soap opera!
Gero: Yes! Victory!
Meg: @.@ Eh..
Gero: Hi Meg.
Meg: *blinks*
Lissa: Uh....hello, look what’s holding you.
Meg: *focuses* EW! *smacks Gero*
Gero: *twitches*
Meg: Gross.
Yamcha: *beats Roshi over the head* She’s mine! *whisks Lissa away and into another room*
Lissa: Yamcha! Put me down you twit!
Pasha: Quick, everybody follow!
Ashka, Goten, Trunks, Kenny, and Sean: *runs after Yamcha*
~meanwhile, Tienshinhan and Chaozu have made up and are big happy friends again, though Tienshinhan’s obsession for Meg is something Chaozu won’t be getting over. Since Yamcha took off with Lissa and Tienshinhan and Chaozu are getting reacquainted some place, Meg‘s now alone in a room with Gero, not a good thing~
~In another part of the site, Yamcha has locked himself in a room with Lissa, who has obviously reached her maximum annoyance level. Roshi’s pounding on the door and the onlookers are pouting in the corner since they can’t see what’s going on inside the room. The one thing that can be heard is Lissa’s obscene screaming....~
Pasha: This blows....not only can we not see what’s going on, but all the yelling’s muffled.
Ashka: Yeah I know.
Roshi: *pounding on the door* Open up! ~crack~ OW! There goes my back....~_~
Gero: *giggling insanely* I’m gonna get you.
Meg: Nooo! *running like mad* Piccolo......guy’s.......anyone!?!
Lissa: That’s it, I’m busting the door down!
Yamcha: *grabs Lissa’s hand* Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight, for I never saw true beauty till this night.
Lissa: o.O What the hell? Shakespeare?! And let go of my hand! UGH! PICCOLO!
Yamcha: ^_^;;
Trunks: What did he just say?
Pasha: That was a quote from Romeo and Juliet......dolt.
Trunks: *sweatdrop* I knew that!
Pasha: I know.
Trunks: *blinks*
Pasha: What’s wrong?
Trunks: Nothing! *whispers to Goten* did you hear that?
Goten: Yes! She didn’t have a witty comeback or whatever!
Pasha: Would you like one?
Trunks and Goten: No.
Ashka: Well if you won’t, then I will ^.^
Goten: Ashi....that’s really not necessary.....
Ashka: Oh fine...
Lissa: *punches her fist through the door* Huh? What’d I hit? o.O
Ashka: Stand back! She’s getting angry!
Sean: Hey wow....that was pretty good.
Kenny: *nods*
Roshi: *stands back up since the fist hit his face* Lissa!
Lissa: Ick!
Yamcha: Are you ok?
Lissa: Yes, I’m fine. *kicks the rest of the door down*
Roshi: Mother....
Lissa: Huh? Oh ow....bet that hurt. *hops off the door*
Pasha: Hi Lissa.
Lissa: Hey.....where’s Meg?
Ashka: Meg.
Goten: Meg is...
Trunks: Where is Meg anyway?
Meg: ....help.
Sean: *laughs mockingly*
Lissa: You left her alone with Gero? How could you?!
Kenny: *sprints over to Gero and throws him in his cage*
Lissa: Meg? Are you alive?
Meg: I am now! Thanks a lot guys, why don’t you just lock me in there with him!
Ashka: Ok.
Meg: *glares*
Ashka: E..hehe...^.^;;
Yamcha: Uh...
Lissa: Quiet!
Yamcha: ~_~
Tienshinhan and Chaozu: *walk back in*
Tienshinhan, Gero, Yamcha, and Roshi: *attack each other*
Meg: That’s it!
Lissa: You four, separate sides of the RR, NOW!
Tienshinhan, Gero, Yamcha, and Roshi: *go to a different corner of the room*
