~And so the judges are led into the kitchen, which is where the pairs skating will be held. The room is expanded, thanks to the wonderful powers of the web, and the floor is cleared as Ashka freezes it. All five pilots are seated on the counter, holding little dry erase boards. The pairs are as follows: skating for Russia, (upon our favorite red-heads request) Pasha and Trunks, skating for Japan, Ashka and Goten, skating for Japan, Videl and Gohan, skating for Yugoslavia (wanting to be different, requested by everyone‘s loveable hero), ChiChi and Gokou, skating for the U.S. Lissa and Kenny, and skating for Canada (as much as our Canadian protested), Meg and Sean.~
Kenny: This is almost like the real Olympics.
Lissa: Huh?
Kenny: Russia and America, both going out for the kill.
Lissa: Very true. Except, we’re going to win.
Kenny: Of course, our French judge might cheat and the whole thing could get screwed up.
Lissa: Nu uh, Trowa will play fair and we’ll win cause we’re the best.
Pasha: Yeah right, you stupid American!
Lissa: COMMUNIST!
Pasha: *gasps*
Trunks: Save it for the rink, hon........
Pasha: Come on Trunks, let’s go pick out our outfits.
Trunks: *sweatdrop* Outfits?
Pasha: *storms off, dragging Trunks along*
~As for our Canadian Team...~
Sean: *staring at himself in a mirror* Do I really have to wear this?
Meg: *sighs* What’s wrong with it? It’s the same thing as your stupid clothes you wear everyday! It’s even the same dumb color gold!
Sean: Yes but.....I feel exposed...
Meg: You feel exposed?! I’m the one being exposed here! I might as well just go out there and skate naked!
Sean: You’re wearing nothing out of the ordinary. All girls today walk around half naked.
Meg: Yeah well, I don’t. I have dignity.
Sean: My pants are too tight.
Meg: Is that what you’re whining about? Your pants are too tight?
Sean: Um...
Meg: What’s wrong with you?! Your pants are fine! I’m not even wearing any stupid pants. You’re wearing normal clothes for God sakes. If you really wanna be exposed I’ll put you in some damn tights!
Sean: *sighs*
Meg: Put your hair up, I don’t wanna get tangled in it.
Sean: *grumbles and does so*
~On another part of the site....~
Videl‘s voice: *from inside the bathroom* This’ll be fun. *walks out, her costume her super hero outfit for crime fighting*
Gohan: *in his, adjusting his shades* Definitely. We are gonna rock.
~Else where, our American team is getting ready...~
Lissa: *sitting on the floor, lacing up her skates* Almost done..... *jumps to her feet* Woohoo! I’m so ready. I wonder who’s going first.
Kenny: I don’t know, the judges will pick some random order.
Lissa: *dressed in an outfit of light blue fading to dark* You look very sophisticated, Kenny.
Kenny: *in black pants and a dark blue shirt* Gee, thanks.
Lissa: *shouts across the room* We’re gonna kick your Russian ass, you communist!
~Checking in on our Russian pair..........~
Pasha: *slips her outfit on while humming Russia's anthem* Yeah, you wish Lissa.
Trunks: *peeks his head into the changing room* Hey Pashi?
Pasha: *screams and covers herself*
Trunks: *screams and falls over, banging his head against the wall*
~In the kitchen...~
Duo: *blinks*
Trowa: What do you suppose that was?
Wufei: Wufei does not possess an answer for that question suicidal one! Perhaps the one with blue hair has begun a battle!
Trowa: Um.......no.
Quatre: Take it easy Wufei, have some tea. *pouring a cup* You know, it sounded a lot like elephants parading down some stairs, but I really don‘t think Lissa and Meg have elephants for pets. Unless of course they’re remolding the site into some jungle theme.
Others: *sweatdrop*
Quatre: Hm, Duo, what do you think it was?
Duo: I have no idea.
Heero: And it’s probably best that way, so let’s just forget it.
Others: Right.
~Checking back....~
Pasha: Trunks! You scared the crap out of me!
Trunks: *rubbing his head* Sorry! You should have shut the door all the way. Anybody could have walked in, you’re lucky it was me.
Pasha: That’s true. *bends down* Is your head ok?
Trunks: Yeah, I think so.
Pasha: *hides a grin* Hey um.......ya wanna help me get this on......it seems I’m having a little.......difficulty.
Trunks: *grins* Of course. Darling.
~Ok, moving on, let’s go see our how the pair from Yugoslavia is doing before things get messy.~
Gokou: This is gonna be great!
ChiChi: Gokou, I really don’t think we should go out there.
Gokou: Why not ChiChi, it’ll be so much fun!
ChiChi: I don’t think I’m good at ice skating.
Gokou: So, as long as you mess up in a fancy way, it looks like you know what you’re doing. We have nothing to worry about.
ChiChi: Well, if you say so.
~Okie, and out last pair from Japan...~
Goten: Ashi, do we really have to wear such bright colors?
Ashka: Yes and if you ask me that again, we’ll change into that rainbow outfit I pointed out.
Goten: *groans*
Ashka: Besides our song is crazy so our outfit’s have to be crazy too.
Goten: It’s just that....kiwi lime and happy banana yellow.....well, they’re just not my colors.
Ashka: That’s unfortunate because they happen to be mine.
Goten: ~_~
~Alrighty, everyone’s ready and have gathered in the kitchen. Since of course there was no time to prepare any routines, the pairs are going to have to make it up as they go along. The only thing that’s set and ready are the songs they’ll be performing to.~
Gero: Meg, my sweet, you look exquisite.
Meg: Eh, yeah, thanks.
Roshi: *chokes*
Gero: Hey man, what’s wrong?
Pasha: *walks into view, fixing her hair*
Gero: *chokes*
Meg: What’s the problem? *spots Pasha* Gah, Pasha!
Pasha: *jumps* What!?
Meg: O.o
Pasha: *clears her throat* Um...what? *nervous grin*
Meg: I'm not even gonna ask. Now, back to what I was originally going to say. Why aren’t you wearing any clothes!?
Pasha: What are you talking about, I am wearing clothes.
Meg: Oh yeah, like that shirt would actually passes as a shirt!
Pasha: Well then what would you call it?
Meg: A string of floss!
Pasha: Is not! It’s a shirt.
Meg: You look like some stripper.
Pasha: *turns to Trunks, her hands on her hips* I look good, don’t I Trunks?
Trunks: *nods*
Meg: *sighs* Yeah, wait till Lissa sees you.
Pasha: What can I say, it corresponds with our song.
Meg: Gero, Roshi, put your eyes back in your head! Ugh, never mind, get lost! Perverts. And Trunks, think about this.
Gero and Roshi: *walk off, slowly*
Gero: Now that is what I call a sexy outfit.
Roshi: Hell yes. I think Meg and Lissa should take their fashion tips from Trunks’ chick.
Trunks: Huh, think about what?
Meg: Your fiance! Do you really want her parading around like that for the world to see?
Trunks: *blinks*
Meg: There’s my point.
Trunks: Pashi!
~A few minutes later, Pasha has changed out of her little floss shirt and into a tank top. Nonetheless, she still resembles a hooker. Anyway, the pilots have chosen the order in which our pairs will skate and are as follows: Meg and Sean, Gokou and ChiChi, Gohan and Videl, Lissa and Kenny, Pasha and Trunks, and Ashka and Goten.~
Piccolo: *ahem* Ok, I’m the announcer so......listen to my announcements. How do I say this... Um......ok. Representing Canada, Meg and Sean. Let’s all..........clap for them. Now.
~Applause~
Piccolo: *nods his head in approval, impressed with himself.*
Meg: I can’t believe we have to go first!
Sean: Stop whining
Meg: Shut up, Sean! You‘re a whiner too.
Meg and Sean: *skate to the center*
Bulma: Cue music!
~Once Upon a December by Deana Carter starts up~
Sean: Oh God.....now what?
Meg: What do you think? Skate, damn it!
Meg and Sean: *skate around together, absently spinning, trying to go along with the music*
Sean: What a stupid song!
Meg: You’re not being graceful! Move your arms in a pretty like manner!
Sean: No.
Meg: *sighs* Then lower me into that spiral thing, it’ll look good right now!
Sean: *lowers Meg into a death spiral shakily* Oh God....
Meg: *prays*
~Applause~
Sean: *pulls her back up*
Meg: I’m alive.
Sean: Funny.
Meg: Woohoo! *attempts skating faster, dragging Sean with her*
Sean: *losing his balance* Meg!
Meg: We’re jumping, go faster. Ready? Now.
Meg and Sean: *skate quickly and perform a single jump* *stagger*
Sean: *spins out of control and flies off in another direction, screaming*
Meg: Sean! What are you doing! *chases*
~Meg and Sean continue skating around, Meg forcefully moving her partner’s arms ‘in a pretty like manner’ to go alone with the music. They manage some fancy foot movements and a couple more dramatic jumps corresponding with the music. Of course there are plenty of applause and Meg seems to enjoy herself whenever the music goes faster. She speeds up and dances around, making the best of it.~
Meg: It’s almost over, lift me up.
Sean: Lift you up? Are you insane?
Meg: No! Now do it!
Sean: *raises Meg above his head and skates around the kitchen rink, spinning* Now what?
Meg: I don’t know, stop asking that. You think of something!
Sean: *trips over his feet and Meg falls back down to the ice, screaming.*
~Hesitant applause~
Meg: Are you trying to kill me!?
Sean: *ignores and skates unreasonably fast* I’m going along with this stupid music, work with me.
Meg and Sean: *eventually slow down and end in a position that has them holding each other*
All: *clap*
Meg and Sean: *spring apart, bow, and skate off the ice*
Meg: Ugh, there‘s a reason why I don‘t skate....
Kenny: Cheer up Meggie, it wasn’t that bad.
Meg: Kenny....you need to get away from me.
Kenny: Ok.... *runs*
Piccolo: Ok, let’s look at the scores.
Heero: *blinks at his dry erase board*
Duo: Write something.
Heero: *blinks again*
Piccolo: Ok guys, sometime today. Hold ‘em up.
Heero: 3
Duo: 3
Quatre: 5
Other 4: *look at Quatre*
Quatre: I thought it was quite good. You try getting out there and ice skating like that.
Other 4: *sigh*
Trowa: 3
Wufei: 1
Duo: Oh...harsh Wufei.
Wufei: Wufei does not care. It was horrible.
Meg: There’s a reason WHY I dislike you! Would you like me to show you?!
Sean: *holding Meg back* Calm down, we wouldn’t want our ice princess getting her skates....bloody.
Meg: Argh!
Piccolo: Next pair!
Gokou: That’s us! Come on ChiChi!
Gokou and ChiChi: *start skating to the middle of the kitchen. They’re dressed in “punkish” type clothing; chains, bandanas, leather jackets, the whole deal.*
Lissa: Woah.
Gohan and Goten: O_O
Piccolo: *clears his throat* Anyway. Representing Yugoslavia, ChiChi and Gokou! Clap, please.
All: *clap*
Bulma: Music!
~Surprisingly Papercut by Linkin Park blasts through the speakers. Everyone’s mouth drops to the floor~
ChiChi and Gokou: *start skating wildly*
Gokou: *throws ChiChi in the air, she spins, and lands unsteadily *
Lissa: Wow!
~Applause~
ChiChi: *grabs Gokou’s hand and dashes off* Woohoo!
ChiChi and Gokou: *separate and skate away dancing identical patterns, join up in the middle, and do a side-by-side jump*
~Applause~
Gokou: Wah! *spins out of control*
ChiChi: Gokou!
All: Oooh...
Gokou: *swerves across the kitchen, spinning* ChiChi! I’m wild and crazy and have no control over my feet!
ChiChi: *chases* Quick, turn, you‘re gonna crash into the refrigerator.
Gokou: *turns and ends up crashing into his partner*
ChiChi and Gokou: *spin around and fly across the ice and right out of the kitchen*
All: *lean forward, looking for them*
ChiChi and Gokou: *run back in, skate around in circles, squares, and triangles, and just as the song ends, finish with a corkscrew spin, falling over afterwards*
Gokou: Yeah! That was great! Can we do it again!
ChiChi: *holding her head* No....
Ramble Chars: *cheer*
Piccolo: Scores!
Heero: 3.5
Duo: 3
Quatre: 5
Trowa: Come on Quatre!
Quatre: It wasn’t that bad!
Trowa: Ugh. 3.5
Wufei: 1
Duo: Wufei!
Wufei: Wufei does not care...
Duo: Yeah, yeah! I know!
Piccolo: Representing Japan, Videl and Gohan! Is that all I say? *thinks* It seems so....little.
Meg: You’re doing fine, Piccolo.
Videl and Gohan: *skate to the center*
Videl: Here goes.
Bulma: Music!
~Kryptonite by Three Doors Down plays~
Videl: *starts off skating around Gohan and bolts off once the singing begins*
Gohan: *portrays Superman and scouts around. Spots Videl pretending to be in some sort of trouble and takes off once the music picks up*
Videl and Gohan: *join up and do a side-by-side jump, landing pretty well*
~Applause~
Gokou: That’s my son!
Goten: *rolls his eyes*
Videl: Yeah! How hot was that?!
Gohan: Very! *grabs Videl’s hand and skates off, making it seem as if they were flying*
Videl: *breaks her grip and is left stranded, needing to be saved again*
Gohan: *spins around and takes off*
Videl and Gohan: *chase each other, speeding up and slowing down according to the music*
~And so their performance goes on from there. It’s actually pretty good, being full of jumps, spins, and fancy footwork. And believe it or not it goes along with the music.~
Gohan: If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?! *jams*
Videl: Gohan, focus on the ice, sweetie.
Gohan: What? Oh Right. *throws Videl into the air*
Videl: *lands a double axle* *cheers* I’m so good at this!
Videl and Gohan: *join up again and end with Videl falling backwards into Gohan’s arms*
~Loud applause~
Gohan: I didn’t know I could do that.
Videl: Me either.
Ashka: *smacks Goten’s arm* Did you see that?
Goten: Ow! Yes.
Ashka: We better be that good!
Goten: We’ll be better.
Piccolo: Scores!
Heero: 4
Duo: 4.5
Quatre: 4
Trowa: Now you change your score??
Quatre: Ehehe. ^_^;;;;
Trowa: *shakes his head* 4.5
Duo: *stares at Wufei*
Wufei: 2
Duo: Argh.
Piccolo: Representing the U.S., Lissa and Kenny. Time to clap again people.
All: *clap*
Kenny: *heads out*
Lissa: Nyeh! *sticks her tongue out at Pasha before following Kenny*
