Ashka: *still fuming* No fair, we should have won.
Goten: Ash, we already have a gold medal.
Ashka: Big deal. I want another one.
Goten: u_u
Lissa: *forcing a shirt over Pasha’s head*
Pasha: *muffled* Lissa!
Lissa: Put this on.
Pasha: I can do it myself!
Lissa: I’m aware. *continues*
Pasha: You’re messing up my hair!
Lissa: *rolls her eyes*
Meg: Ok, let’s get this third event over with. I’m tired.
Lissa: There we go. Now you have clothes on. *walks over to Meg* Yeah, me too.
Pasha: *stands, annoyed*
Goten: *snickers*
Pasha: What are you laughing at?
Goten: Nothing.
Pasha: *looks in a mirror* ........Good God! What have you done to my hair!?
Lissa: It’s a little knotty, nothing a brush can’t handle.
Pasha: Give me that. *yanks it away and grooms herself*
Duo: What should we do?
Meg: Hey, you guys are still here. Guess I forgot.... ^.^;;
Pilots: *look at one another*
Meg: *latches onto Heero’s arm* I still love you Hee-chan.
Heero: Wonderful.
Gokou: Bobsledding!
Lissa: That’s right, we have to get bobsledding done.
Gokou: Yes!
Lissa: We’ll need some wagons.
Trunks: Wagons?
Lissa: Yeah, how else are we gonna race?
Trunks: Gee I don’t know, with some bobsleds?
Lissa: Don’t get smart with me boy.
~Sometime later, Meg and Lissa have again magically managed to get six red wagons big enough to hold two people. They lead everyone out around the web, looking for a wide enough space to hold the race. Once it’s found the wagons are set up in a row and 60 yards away is the finish line.~
Meg: Ok, obviously this isn’t going to be your normal bobsledding thing. I’ve had enough time on the ice so we’re going to turn this into a little race. What we’re going to do is form six four man teams and....
Goten: How do we do that? There aren’t enough of us to make six teams.
Meg: Are too. The Gundam guys are gonna participate.
Pilots: We are?
Meg: Of course.
Quatre: How exciting.
Heero: Yes, I’m just thrilled........
Meg: You should be!
Gero: Does this mean WE get to play too?
Meg: Yes it does.
Gero: Hear that boys?! We get to partake in the games!
Tien, Yamcha, Roshi: Score!
Chaozu: I better not be on the slut’s team.
Meg: You’re lucky you even get the chance to play aardvark boy. Now, everyone get into teams. And when I say everyone I mean everyone, that includes you too, Vejita.
Vejita: *rolls his eyes*
Meg: Hey, one of you guys will have to be on a separate team. It’s kinda uneven. Anyway, let’s get it over with. Everyone into a group!
~Team one: Pasha, Trunks, Lissa, and Kenny. Team two: Ashka, Goten, Meg, and Sean. Team three: Gokou, ChiChi, Vejita, and Bulma. Team four: Gohan, Videl, Piccolo, and Wufei. Team five: Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre. Team six: Yamcha, Tien, Gero, Roshi, and Chaozu.~
Lissa: Okie, do we all know the rules?
Gokou: Rules for what?
All: *facefault*
Vejita: The stupid game we’re being forced to play!
Gokou: Bobsledding?
All: Yes.
Gokou: Oh! So...what do we do again?
Lissa: Two people climb into wagon, two people pull wagon, whoever crosses finish line first wins. Got it?
Gokou: Yup.
Meg: One more rule. Since we know how fast you guys can run it wouldn’t be very fair if you went at top speed. Not everyone here is a speed demon.
Goten: Hehe, oh well, their loss.
Meg: Wrong attitude, boy!
Goten: Is not....
Meg: Look, just....TRY and be fair, ok? Besides, I don’t want this to be over in less than a second. Not to mention I don’t want whiplash or a broken neck. So, just chill when we say go.
DBZ guys: Yeah, whatever.
Meg: *sighs*
Lissa: Well, I’m sitting in the wagon.
Kenny: Me too.
Lissa: You’re so lazy.
Kenny: I am not. You know I can’t run as fast as they can. I’d be run over and killed quicker than I could scream for help.
Lissa: Oh fine. Trunks, Pasha, you two are gonna have to run.
Pasha: *shrugs* I need to get the blood back into my legs anyway.
Trunks: *stares at Pasha*
Lissa: o.O What?
Pasha: *sweatdrop* Well.....ya see, I was on my back for a while....my legs went numb.
Lissa: *arches an eyebrow*
Trunks: *buries his face in his hand*
Pasha: *panics* I was sitting on my legs! You know how you get pins and needles when you do that!
Lissa: Sitting, huh?
Pasha: Yes, sitting. Ever heard of it?
Lissa: Don’t get smart with me miss second best.
Pasha: Second best!
Lissa: Was it not I who won the gold medal?
Pasha: Ugh!
Trunks: Come on Pasha, we have to get ready to run....
Meg: *sits in the wagon* Who else is sitting with me?
Ashka: *spying on other teams* Trunks is running!
Goten: Duh.
Ashka: *narrows her eyes* I’m running.
Goten: Kay. Guess I have to too, right?
Sean: *relaxing in the wagon* Yup.
Meg: That’s fine with me. *lays down* By the way, we’re racing for Canada.
Other 3: *blink*
Goten: You’re the only one from Canada, Meg.
Meg: Yeah, so? I’m the team captain, which means if we win, they play Oh Canada.
Sean: *sighs* Oh, please.
Meg: *sticks her tongue out at Sean* Nyeh!
Gokou: *places ChiChi into the wagon*
ChiChi: Thanks, hon.
Bulma: *sits next to ChiChi* You’re running Vejita, and you better run fast.
Vejita: Why should I?
Bulma: Because I want you to! Besides, it wouldn’t be fair to make Gokou run by himself.
Vejita: *sighs*
Bulma: Please? Can’t you actually do something for me? Just once without me screaming about it?
Vejita: *stares at Bulma out of the corner of his eye*
Bulma: *sighs sadly*
Vejita: Fine.
Bulma: Really?
Vejita: Yes. Really.
Bulma: See, I knew there was a reason why I married you.
Vejita: *fidgets*
Gohan: Don’t worry Videl, Piccolo and I will run. Quatre make sure you hold on tight, I wouldn’t want you to fly off.
Quatre: Um, ok.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei: *look at one another*
Duo: So uh.....who’s running?
Trowa: I don’t really think it matters. We’re still going to lose.
Wufei: Not if Wufei had Nataku!
Duo: Well you don’t so get over it.
Heero: I’ll run.
Other 3: Really?
Heero: Yes.
Duo: Guess I’ll run too, then.
Heero: Fine.
Roshi: Sorry boys, I don’t think my heart can handle running.
Gero: Ditto that. We need strong, young boys to do this. That leaves you and Tien, Yamcha.
Roshi and Gero: *settle themselves into the wagon and get comfortable*
Yamcha and Tien: *shrug*
All runners: *line up in front of their wagons*
Meg: Ok, everyone ready?
Others: Yes!
Meg: Kay. Ready. Set. Go!
~And they’re off! All runners take off running at insane speeds and the team members sitting in the wagons hold on for dear life.~
Lissa: WOOOO!!
Kenny: *screams and latches onto Lissa*
Pasha and Trunks: *eye one another and speed up*
Goten and Ashka: *pass them*
Meg: Go us! Team Canada’s in the lead!
Sean: Meg, it should be Team Japan or something, you’re the ONLY Canadian.
Meg: *ignores and sings loudly* Oh! Can-ada! Our home and na-tive land! True patriot love, in all our son’s command!
Sean: *rolls his eyes*
Ashka: All right! We’re gonna win! *salutes Trunks* See ya later, SLOW POKE!
Goten: Yeah, see ya at the finish line little miss boat blower!
Pasha: Boat blower?! Goten!
Goten: Heh heh heh!
Trunks: *growls*
Pasha: Let’s kick some ass!!
Pasha and Trunks: *scream Indian war calls and run like mad*
Lissa: Eh... *holds onto the wagon* Woah woah woah guys! *puts a hand to her cheek* My face is coming off!
Kenny: *continues screaming*
Gero: Come on men! Put some muscle into it! Those two scrawny boys are beating you! *motions to Heero and Duo*
Roshi: Yeah, let’s go, move those legs.
Chaozu: You can do it Tien!
Yamcha and Tien: *pant heavily*
Yamcha: Tired....
Gokou: *laughing wildly* Move over!
Gokou and Vejita: *pass Yamcha and Tien*
Vejita: Can’t you go faster?
Gokou: Yup. *takes off*
Vejita: *is swept off his feet* Gehn!
Gokou: Woohoo!!
ChiChi: *covers her eyes*
Gokou: *passes Trunks/Pasha and Goten/Ashka*
Both teams: *blink*
Meg: *gasps* Come on guys! We’re gonna lose!
Team runners: *run*
Gohan and Piccolo: *pass by, laughing*
Gohan: See ya!
Lissa: Pasha! Trunks! You’re such losers!
Pasha: Shut up, Lissa!
~The teams near in on the finish line and each is right behind the other. It’s a close race but not everyone can win. Here they come....~
Gokou and Vejita: *cross first*
Bulma: *squeals* We won!
Gokou and Vejita: *screech to a halt*
ChiChi: *stands up and jumps at Gokou*
Gokou: *catches her and spins around*
ChiChi: We won!
Gokou: Woo!
Vejita: *sticks his arm out at Bulma*
Bulma: *stares at it*
Vejita: *sighs and lifts her to the ground*
Bulma: Aw, you were going to be a gentleman. You could have said so instead of just grunting, silly.
Vejita: *grumbles*
Gokou: He look! It’s Gohan and Piccolo!
Gohan and Piccolo: *cross second*
Videl: *jumps up* We get silver! Victory is ours!
Pasha/Trunks and Ashka/Goten: *widen their eyes*
Kenny: Oh God! We’re gonna die!
Sean: *relaxed, looking over at Kenny* Wuss.
Lissa: I suggest we brace ourselves....
Meg: *holds onto the wagon*
~Two seconds later....~
Trunks: We were third!
Ashka: Are ya blind?! We were!
Trunks: No, but you must be!
Pasha: What are you talking about?! You were so far behind us I couldn’t even see you!
Goten: Lies!
All 4: *start screaming*
Gokou: Ya know, I saw the whole thing.
All 4: *stare at Gokou*
Heero and Duo: *cross and drop to the ground*
Lissa and Meg: *gasp*
Meg: Hee-chan, are you alive?
Heero: Water...
Lissa: *hoists Duo up* Poor Duo! We were so mean to make you guys race.
Duo: Oh don’t worry about it....what great exercise....
Meg and Lissa: *tend Heero and Duo*
Yamcha and Tien: *cross*
Roshi: You lost!
Gero: What a disgrace!
Yamcha and Tien: *sigh*
Chaozu: I still love you, Tien.
Tien: Great....
Ashka: What a minute! Gokou, who won?
Gokou: You both did.
Pasha: Nu uh! There’s only one winner!
Gokou: I’m telling ya, all four of you crossed at the exact same time. It was a tie.
Ashka: This bites!
Goten: At least we didn’t lose.
Ashka: I have to share a medal with Trunks!
Trunks: What are you talking about? I have to share it with YOU!
Meg: Children, children, let’s not whine.
Ashka: Hmph.
Lissa: Guess this wasn’t the best idea.
Meg: Maybe not.
Lissa: Well, it was still fun nonetheless.
Meg: Hm....yeah.
Gokou: I want my medal!
Lissa: ^.^ Ok, Gokou.
~Our winners line up: Gokou, Vejita, ChiChi and Bulma receive gold, Gohan, Piccolo, Videl, and Quatre receive silver, and bother Pasha, Trunks, Lissa, and Kenny and Goten, Ashka, Meg, and Sean receive bronze.~
Lissa: *fanning Duo* Can you breath yet?
Duo: I don’t know....
Meg: *dumps water on Heero’s face*
Heero: .........
Meg: ^.^
Gokou: Everybody stand for the national anthem of Japan!
All: *stand up*
Gokou: *swaying to the music* I love the Olympics.
Sean: Yeah whatever, they still suck to me.
Random chars: *pelt Sean with pillows*
Sean: *sighs*
Lissa: The Olympics rock. *holds up her gold and bronze medals* Go U. S. A!
Kenny: *holds up his* Woo!
Meg: *thrusts her gold and bronze medals in the air* Go Canada!
Pasha: *holds up her silver and bronze* Go Russia! ^.^
Ashka, Goten, Trunks, Gokou, ChiChi, Videl, Gohan, Bulma: *hold up their medals* Go Japan!
Lissa: *smacks Piccolo and Vejita*
Piccolo and Vejita: *waves their medals around dully* Go Japan...
