It's Springtime, and everybody's happy. And cleaning. Well, everbody's happy but only some people are cleaning. Those people are Meg, Chichi, Bulma, Videl, Ashka, and Pasha, and they're leaving the living room to clean the kitchen. Yes, the psychotic clean-freak Meg we all loathed and feared has returned. How long will she stay this time?...Not long, we hope. It seems their route to the kitchen is blocked off, however, by a large mound of paper...
Meg: MELISSA! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE YESTERDAY!
Lissa: *walks in calmly* Really, how in the hell do you suppose I could get here *yesterday*?
Meg: *donned in her cleaning clothes - a white jumpsuit* Where did all this CRAP come from!?
Lissa: *glares* That's not CRAP!
Ashka: *kicks at the pile of paper* Then what is it?
Lissa: Uhh... nothing.
Meg: It's all over the floor! Pick it up or it's going in Kenny's dumpster!
Kenny: *frowns* You're never going to let me live that down, are you?
Pasha: *grins* No.
Kenny: Damn you all. *walks away*
Lissa: You can't throw it out!
Bulma: *picking at the paper* Why not?
Lissa: Cuz... uh....
Goten: *walks in looking sleepy, rubbing at his eyes*
Videl: Watch out!
Goten: Wha? *trips over the paper and disappears into the pile* What the hell?
Ashka: *blinks* Goten?
Lissa: ACK! Get out!!
Meg: *picks up a paper and flips it over* Hey...
Lissa: *snatches the paper* It's nothing!
Meg: That was a picture of Heero and Duo!
Lissa: Umm...
Pasha: Oh, let me see! *jumps over the pile of paper*
Lissa: *clutches it* NO!
Goten: Um... help?
Meg: *sifting through the papers* These are ALL pictures of Heero and Duo! This is... LISSA'S PICTURE STASH!
Lissa: *panics* No, it's not! They're... Meg's!
Meg: *arches an eyebrow, then grins* You know, you're right! These ARE mine! I'll go pin them up on my walls now... *starts gathering papers*
Lissa: NOOO! *tackles her*
Meg: *pushes Lissa away* They're MINE!
Lissa: No, no they're not! They're mine!
Meg: You just SAID they were mine!
Lissa: I lied, give it back!
Meg: No!
Lissa: Yes! NOW! *grabs at the paper*
Pasha: *picks up a picture* Hmm, this one's mine!
Meg & Lissa: *stop and stare at Pasha*
Lissa: MINE! *tackles Pasha*
Chichi: Umm...
Bulma: What's going on?
Chichi: *sits on a kitchen chair* Well, I think cleaning's going to have to wait.
Bulma: *looks at the scene of Ashka digging Goten out of the mess, Meg gathering as many papers as she can, and Lissa fighting Pasha for the paper in her hand* Err... You're right.
Videl: *opens the fridge* Anybody hungry?
Meg: *grins evilly and pulls out a permanent marker* Heh heh heh...
Lissa: *watches Meg warily* No... you wouldn't...
Meg: Oh, I would! *writes MEG on the paper* HAHAHAHA! It's MINE!
Lissa: NOOOO!!!
Meg: *grabs another paper*
Lissa: *takes out her own marker*
Ten minutes later...
Ashka: Um... guys?
Pasha: *carefully concealing her stolen picture* There aren't any left.
Meg: *frowns*
Lissa: *gathering the pictures that have her name on them* My damned stash was almost cut in half, Meg!
Meg: *grins*
Kenny: *walks in* ....You're all still here? You didn't clean this room very well.
Lissa: *looks at Kenny*
Kenny: Umm... Why are you looking at me possessively, Lissa? *backs away*
Lissa: MINE! *launches herself at Ken*
Meg: *eyes narrow* Of course you know, this means WAR! SEAN!! *runs out*
Lissa: *glares after Meg and runs after her*
Kenny: *sits up and rubs at his forehead*
Goten: *kneels next to Ken* Uh, you okay?
Kenny: What'd she write?
Goten: Uhhh..
Kenny: What. Did. She. Write?
Goten: You're hers, bud. She wrote "LISSA".
Kenny: *hangs head* Damn.
Sean: *storms into the RR*
Pasha: Hey Sean...
Sean: *holds up a hand* I know, and I do NOT want to talk about it.
Kenny: She got you too?
Sean: *frowns* No. Meg did.
Kenny: *sighs*
Bulma: *eating a banana* Anyone care to explain what the hell's going on?
Goten: Such fould language, Bulma-san.
Chichi: Quiet Goten. Why are Meg and Lissa running around writing their names on people?
Sean: *sits on the counter* It's a possession thing. They like to own people.
Videl: Like slaves? O.o
Kenny: Not really. More like competition.
Gokou: *bounces in* Chichi! Guess what!
Chichi: *warily* What?
Gokou: Lissa owns me!
Kenny: Joy O_o
Gokou: Hey, we're both Lissa's!
Sean: You're so lucky! *rolls eyes*
Gokou: *blinks at Sean* Did they get you?
Sean: Meg did.
Kenny: Where's your mark?
Pasha: Maybe it's under his clothes? ^.^
All: *shudder*
Sean: Ew, no! It's on my back!
Pasha: Yeah, your backside.
Sean: I'LL KILL YOU! *dives at Pasha*
Lissa: *in the Barracks with random RR chars around her* Let's see... I own Piccolo, Kenny, Vejita, Gohan, Trunks... Who's missing?
Yamcha: ME!
Roshi: No, me!
Meg: *pouts* You only got Gohan because I was trying to fight off Gero!
Gero: Put your ownership on ME, my goddess!
Tien: He's unworthy of you, Meg! Mark ME!
Lissa: *eyes glint evilly* Hey, Tien, come here!
Tien: *being the dumbass he is, goes over to Lissa* Yes?
Lissa: *writes MEG on his forehead* There! Now you belong to Meg.
Tien: *looks euphoric* OH, JOY!
Meg: *jaw drops* You skank! *writes LISSA on Yamcha's forehead*
Chaozu: You're both skanks!
Lissa: *glares and writes MEG on Gero*
Trunks: This is getting ridiculous.
Meg: *writes LISSA on Roshi then backs away quickly*
Lissa: *eyes him warily*
Roshi: My mistress, I am your eternal love slave!
Lissa: ACK! *runs behind Trunks*
Trunks: Don't use ME as a shield! *pushes Lissa away*
Lissa: *trips over Chaozu*
Chaozu: OW! Damnit, I'm a prince! I don't need this crap!
Meg: Chaozu! *dives at him*
Chaozu: ACK! *tries to run*
Lissa: *grabs his leg*
Meg: *looks at Lissa, then to Chaozu, then back* Temporary truce? One letter each, we'll give him to Tien. Deal?
Lissa: ...Okay.
Meg: T...
Lissa: R...
Trunks: ...There's no R in Tien.
Meg: *grins evilly* U...
Trunks: Oh, you're kidding!
Lissa: N!
Trunks: NO! *dives at them*
Meg: KS! *cackles evilly and throws Chaozu at Trunks*
Lissa: *grins* He's all yours!
Meg & Lissa: *run away*
Tien, Yamcha, Gero, Roshi: WAIT! *run after them*
Trunks: Damnit >_<
Chaozu: You're complaining? I've got your ugly name on me!
Trunks: Get off of me! *throws him into a wall*
Chaozu: *SMACK!*
Trunks: ...Oops... *glances around then runs out of the Barracks*
Lissa runs off somewhere, while Meg runs into the kitchen...
Meg: Hi guys! ^.^
People in kitchen: *back away*
Meg: So much for playing nice.... *runs around writing her name on everyone in the kitchen - except the ones branded by Lissa*
Sean: Ha ha!
Bulma: Damn! *rubs at the marker on her arm*
Videl: *pouts*
Meg: *ponders* Now where would Lissa have gone... .... OH MY GOD! NO! *runs out*
Ashka: *frowns* They always get to visit the GW boys and we always have to stay here.
Pasha: It's not fair.
At the GW boys' place...
Lissa: Hurry up and open the door!
Duo's voice: I'm trying! You know Heero's paranoid about Relena getting in, these locks are hard to get through!
Meg: LISSSAAA!!
Lissa: *winces* Damnnit Duo, hurry up!
Duo: Almost... GOT IT! *whips the door open, only to have Lissa fall on him and Meg jump over them both*
Lissa: *writing frantically* DUO'S MINE!
Meg: *looking around* Where... THERE!
Heero: *looks up* Hn?
Meg: Heero! ^^ *writes MEG on his arm* HEERO'S MINE!
Lissa: *curses*
Quatre: *walks in* Hey, guests!
Lissa: QUATRE'S MINE! *launches self*
Trowa: What the...
Meg: TROWA'S MINE! *latches onto his arm and starts writing*
Lissa: Damnit...
Wufei: What the hell is all that noise? The great Wufei was trying to slee... meditate!
Lissa: Um, no.
Meg: *grins and walks over to Wufei* Hey there, Fei.
Wufei: What are YOU doing here?
Meg: *eyes flash* WUFEI'S YOURS! *writes LISSA on his forehead*
Lissa: WHAT?! You cheater! When I find him, TREIZE is yours! *runs out*
Meg: *gasps* NO! RELENA!!!! *scrambles out after Lissa*
Duo: *sweatdrops and looks at the name scribbled on his arm*
Quatre: *seemingly oblivious to the name on his forehead* Tea, anyone?
And back in the RR...
Kenny: *rubbing at the name with a cloth* It's not washing off.
Trunks: Stupid permanent marker... *glares at Chaozu*
Chaozu: Don't look at me like that, you pervert!
Trunks: WHAT?!
Lissa: *storms in* I can't BELIEVE you wrote my name on Relena!
Meg: Hey, I had to stand NEAR her to do that! I suffered too!
Lissa: And you don't think standing near TREIZE was torture?
Vejita: Get this damned marker off me!
Meg: *ignores* I'm winning. *smirks* I have one up on you.
Lissa: *mumbles* Not for long... *walks away*
Meg: *watches curiously*
Bulma: Where's she going?
All: *wait for a couple minutes, then...*
Alex's voice: LISSA I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Meg: *snorts* I didn't think she'd go through with it*
Lissa: *scrambles in* There! We're even!
Meg: *frowns* There's no one left.... but.... *eyes Lissa*
Lissa: ....what? O.o;
Meg: Look! Duo! *points*
Lissa: *gasps* WHERE?!
Meg: *writes her name on Lissa's arm*
Lissa: HEY!! Damn you!
Meg: *smirks* I win.
Lissa: *frowns* Fine. *walks away*
All: WHAT?!
Goten: After all that, she just GAVE UP?!
Meg: I win! Woohoo!
Ashka: Yeah, great, now get this marker off of us!
Meg: O.o; How the hell do you expect me to do that?
All: *jaws drop*
Meg: Night ^.^ *scampers away*
Ashka: How can she just..
Kenny: I'm stuck with this mark..?
Chaozu: Nooo!
Gokou: Will you read me a story, Chichi? ^^
Chichi: *sighs* Of course, Gokou.
The next morning...
Meg: *yawns and walks into the bathroom, looking into the mirror*
*dramatic pause*
Meg: .....*eyes widen* MELISSA!!!
Lissa: *still in her room, grins* Like I'd let you off that easily, you big geek.
Meg: *pounds on Lissa's door* OPEN THIS DOOR SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Lissa: Oh hey, Meg! I claimed Zechs too. I WIN!
Meg: What?! *pales* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sean's voice: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Barracks people: *whack Sean with their pillows*
Sean: Damnit >_< I hate that game!
Trunks: Shut up, at least you don't 'own' anybody.
Chaozu: I CAN FEEL YOU LOOKING AT ME! STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!
Trunks: You've GOT to be kidding me! *groans and hides under his pillow*
Gokou: *eating jell-o*
As Gokou eats his jell-o, he doesn't notice when some spills onto the name on his arm and wipes the marker away....
