~It’s late one night in the ramble room, everyone is asleep except Alex, who seems to still be playing EverQuest. Eh, well, it’s pretty much normal as normal can get~
~loud explosion from Alex’s room and light flashes through the window and maniacal laughter is heard~
~Um… well, she was playing EverQuest…~
~That morning~
Trunks: *walks out of the male barracks yawning widely, heading for the TV and the Gamecube*
Goten: *walks out of the male barracks as well, following Trunks*
Trunks: Time for an early morning beat down Goten…
Goten: Yeah right, you’re going down!
~As they reach the couch, they notice someone sitting on it, playing Smash Bros. Melee, and doing quite well~
Goten: *whispers* Who's that?
Trunks: *whispering as well* Maybe another one of Lissa’s or Meg’s friends?
Goten: Probably…
????: Do you boys wish to play along?
Trunks and Goten: *jump* Uhh…. sure…
????: Sit down, take a controller, and prepare for an asskicking.
Trunks: *sits down on the couch and takes a controller* Pshhhh yeah right.
Goten: HAH! *sits down and picks up a controller*
~The three begin selecting characters, Trunks chooses Link, Goten Captain Falcon, and our supposed mystery person, Roy. The stage Final Destination is selected, and the game begins~
Trunks: HA HA SOMEONE’S GOING DOWN! *begins smashing buttons*
Goten: YOU’RE DEAD! *smashes buttons as well*
????: *a smile is seen but the glasses are glared over from the TV screen and the darkness of the room* Time…to….die.
~Within the next two minutes (that being the length of the battle) our mystery person has successfully beaten Trunks and Goten as though the had never played the game before and had not gotten knocked out once~
????: Nice game boys.
Trunks: *sits there, eyes wide, jaw dropped*
Goten: *the same as Trunks*
~the lights flick on as a few others begin to emerge from their slumber, Meg and Lissa~
Lissa: *sees the three on the couch* Gah, what the hell are you doing up so early?
Meg: *looks over* Playing games Lissa, can’t you tell?
????: *stretches and stands up, reveling that it’s a he, 17, 5’9” short auburn hair Trunks style* God… that was so damn fun, I had almost forgotten the joy I got out of mercilessly beating the crap out of you two on videogames.
Trunks: But……the only one who can do that is…..Alex…..
Goten: Yeah……
????: *begins heading towards Alex’s room*
Lissa: Eh? *leaps in front of the person and stares at him intently* ………..
????: What……?
Meg: *hops over and stares too* ……
Trunks and Goten: *look over and blink* Huh?
Meg and Lissa: Alex?!
Alex: WOOT!!! DING DING DING!! Correct, now if you’ll excuse me, *bows* I have EverQuest to play *slips around them and goes into the room*
All 4: O.O ………. ?.? ……….
Lissa: *barges in Alex’s room*
Meg: *follows*
Lissa: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Alex: *booting up his computer* Nothing much, I just figured out how to fix the lil bug that caused me to change gender when I got shot in here.
Meg: Eh…..? Bug….what?
Alex: Yeah….so now I’m back to what one would consider “normal” *makes lil quotes with his fingers* and after I fixed the bug, it disappeared…
Lissa: Wow……..
~meanwhile~
Trunks: Damn it, beaten again…..
Goten: Ad that fast too…….
Ashka: *walks in humming to herself* Mornin'! *giggles and spins around*
Pasha: *follows behind Ashi* Hiya! ^.^
Trunks and Goten: ;_; Didn’t even touch ‘em……
Pasha: Touch who? *hops on Trunks’ lap and snuggles up to him*
Ashka: *hops on the couch next to Goten and looks at the screen, which is stuck on the end of the battle results* Roy…..100 K.O.’s…..Link -50….. C.Falcon -50…..
OO! OO! I know I know! *bounces around*
Pasha: Know what? *blinks*
Ashka: Alex kicked their asses again!
Pasha: Heh, figures… *looks at Trunks* Trunks sweetie… wake up… you can try to kick her ass later…..*giggles and kisses him*
~And at that moment, Alex, Meg, and Lissa walk out of Alex’s room~
Lissa: *sees Pashi and Trunks making out* PASH, TRUNKS! GET A ROOM!
Pasha and Trunks: *Jump at the yelling and Pasha falls on the floor*
Pasha: Ow, damn it *rubs her ass*
Alex: *snickers* Shouldn’t be trying to suck your boyfriend’s face off in public, child.
Pasha: Hey you….you…who ever you are! SHADDUP!
Meg: That’d be Alex.
Pasha and Ashka: WHAT?! *face fault*
Meg: Blah, now we have to figure this out! *grabs a fog horn and blows it*
All sleepers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Meg: *yells into the horn* WAKE UP NOW!!!! AND GET IN HERE!!!!
All: *file in, sleepily, grumbling and such*
Gohan: *spots Alex* Who’s the new guy?
Lissa: No new guy, just Alex, like he’s supposed to be.
All who just came in: WHAT?!
Sean: That’s it?
Vejita: Screw this!
Both: *head back to bed and goto sleep*
Alex: Yep *yawns boredly and stretches, then starts to walk back into his room*
Meg: GET BACK HERE BUSTER *is still yelling into the horn*
Alex: Ah screw you…. I’ve got things to do. *walks into his room*
Meg: HEY HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Lissa: Meg….. he’s not going to come in here if you keep yelling…….
Meg: BAH! *plops down on the couch*
Gero: My queen, do you want me to apprehend the menace?
Meg: …….What the hell, you can try….
Gero: *bows* Yes my queen! Right away! *runs towards Alex’s room*
Tien: I’M HELPING TOO! *runs after Gero*
Lissa: Woo! Got rid of them!
Trunks: *grabs Goten and pulls him off to the side* Damn it, Alex destroyed our pride again, we have to beat him at a game for once!
Goten: *nods* Yeah, we have to restore our Saiya-jin pride!
Both: *high five* YEAH!
Meg: Everybody sit down we have to figure out something here!
All: *sit*
Meg: Good, now, Alex is male again, I should know, I’ve had photos and an actual phone conversation with him, BUT!!!!!
Kenny: Yeah, you do have a big one
Sean: Shaddup, fat ass.
Meg: QUIET!!!!
All: meeep…
Meg: *clears throat* I don’t trust Alex….at least not as a guy, and he’s eyeing Lissa.
Roshi and Yamcha: He’ll never get Lissa!!!! *both look at each other and growl* And neither will you! *they begin growling at each other*
Meg: Hush you two. Gohan, think you can come up with something to change him back to being a girl?
Gohan: *blinks* Yeah, sure… I think I can do that….
Alex: *walks out of his room dressed in all black, even a high collar trench coat, and carrying a scythe* I’ll…….be out doing some “business”. I’ll be back later…. *then walks out*
All: *stare* ……..
Vejita: Freaky…..
Sean: Yeah………
Meg: AHEM! Now then Gohan…we’re going to make you a lab again just so you can figure out how to change Alex back. *begins to go into communistic dictatorial bitch mode* Now then….let’s get this started.
~And the screen fades out black~
Meg: NOT SO DAMN DARK!
~But you can still see, the rest of them can’t……………~
Meg: Oh right, carry on!
~We now turn our attention to Alex, who seems to be traveling down the sidewalk, with the scythe over his shoulder~
~And now for the gratuitous song promoting…………~
Alex: *sings* I am the ene-my I will succeed, My mission YEAH! I muuust complete, I may be late man but don’t forget my name, if you ask me again I’ll tell you the same…. *continues walking down the sidewalk towards a large mansion, Relena’s mansion* *switches songs* All of the darkness the dawns, and the dusk, throw it all awaaaaaaaaaaay. There is a light, where ever you go… you have to face it again and again……. *walks through the open gate of the mansion and heads to the front door* *swaggers up the steps of the mansion and rings the door bell, he stands there idly, waiting*
Relena: *hears the doorbell* HEE-CHAN!!!!! *bolts to the front door and opens it to find Alex* Oh? You’re not Hee-chan…..
~Screen fades out to black as a swish is heard and a half scream is heard as well, then a double thunk~
Alex: *cackles manically*
~Now back to the Ramble room………~
Meg: *watching over Gohan’s shoulder* You done yet?!
Gohan: No…..it’s going to be a few more hours… *tinkers some more inside of a large cylindar*
Meg: *looks around at the machine which is a large glass cylindar with a bunch of tubes and wires connected to it* Rar!!! I just know he’s up to something!!!!!
Bluma: You think she’s snapped…..?
Lissa: Nah….you know how she is……..
Sean: Riiiiight……..
~Meanwhile……~
Trunks: *rappidly pushing buttons on a Gamecube controller, playing Smash Bros Melee* Must……get……better than…..Alex.
Goten: *doing the exact same thing* Must…..get……ass…..kicking……status….
Ashka: Goten, Ed says you’re an idiot!
Ed: .............
Pasha: For once… I agree with that doll…
~Ahem…… moving on……to the Gundam Boys’ seems something is up there…~
Alex: *walks up to the front door and knocks on it, a box under his left arm, scythe in his right hand, he sets the box on the ground infront of the door and walks off*
Duo: COMING! *runs to the front door and looks around seeing no one, then looks down and picks up the box* WOO! Present from Lissa! *walks back inside and opens the box* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! *drops it and screams* HEERROO!!!!!!!
Heero: What? *comes walking in*
Duo: *pale faced and pointing at the box* Um… dude….. I think Meg sent you a present….
Heero: *picks up the box and looks in it* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs to the phone to call Meg*
~Back at the RR, with the phone ringing~
Meg: Eh? *storms over to the phone* Hello?! Heero! How are ya?! Eh…. *long pause* WHAAAAAAAATT?!!!!!!!!! *slams phone* ARRRRRGH!!!!!
Vejita: SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!!!
Meg: *looking very pissed* GO TO HELL!!!!! LISSA!!!!
Lissa: What what?!
Meg: Relena’s dead…
Lissa: YAAAAAAAY!!!! *dances*
Meg: Not yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Boooooooooooo.
Pasha: Why? Didn’t you want her dead?
Meg: Yes! But I wanted to do it!
~The door opens and Alex walks in, scythe on shoulder, blood stains on the blade~
Meg: Alex where have you been?!
Alex: Oooohhhhhhh…… out on cleanup duty…..
Meg: *twitches* Would clean up duty mean killing Relena?!
Alex: *grinnd and walked into his room*
Meg: I’m gonna kill him!!!!!!
Lissa: Woah there cow girl…… stand down soldier…
Meg: But………
Lissa: No…… can’t kill Alex, he’s worth having around now and then.
Meg: *pouts* Fine! I’ll just turn him female again, less violent……
Lissa: Good girl ^.^
Meg: *begins thinking*
~Now there’s something you don’t see every day~
Meg: Hush you! Now then, how are we gonna get Alex into Gohan’s machine when it’s finished?
Lissa: There’s cheesecake as bait…..
Meg: That’s perfect and not illegal.
Lissa: Good! ChiChi!!!!
ChiChi: *walks in* Hmmm….?
Meg: ChiChi, think you could make a cheesecake for us? It’s for a special project.
ChiChi: Alright *walks into the kitchen*
~meanwhile….. Tien, Gero, Roshi and Yamcha are lost in the middle of downtown LA, how they got there, will never be known~
Tien: Where are we? *looks around as he walks along.*
Yamcha: I don’t know.
Gero: You damn young guys don’t know anything.
Roshi: Which is exactly why I’m perfect for Lissa.
Yamcha: Well if you old geezers know where we are……then….where are we?
Gero: Right here!
Tien: Stupid old man!
Roshi: *looking around* Hey! There’s a phone across the street, let’s call back to the RR.
Yamcha: For once he’s useful!
Roshi: Hush boy!
All four: *begin crossing the street, then out of nowhere, the phantom bus fleet shows up and they get run over by 49 busses, then a 50th comes and knocks them out of LA*
~Well, that was a waist of space, back to the RR where it seems things are almost ready~
Meg: *pacing back and forth between the Kitchen and Gohan’s lab* Are you almost done?!
ChiChi and Gohan: YES!
Meg: WOO HOO!
Lissa: Now, remind me, why are we doing this again?
Meg: Because male Alex killed Relena, and we can’t have someone that violent around….
Lissa: But we have Vegita.
Meg: He’s different.
Pasha: Yes, he is “different”.
Vegita: HUSH WOMAN!
Bulma: Down boy.
Meg: Now then! Chi Chi! Take the cheesecake into the lab and set it where Gohan wants you to….
ChiChi: Ok… *walks out with a nice big cheesecake and heads into the lab*
Gohan: Ok, right here, *points to a large glass tube in with the door open*
ChiChi: Ok *walks in and sets the cake down then walks out*
Gohan: Meg we’re almost ready! Do you want to be here to push the button?
Meg: *comes running in* YES! *stops behind the control pannel* Which button?!
Lissa: Down girl, let Gohan explain.
Gohan: Yes, let me explain, now then, push the blue button, and that’ll bait Alex with the cheesecake scent.
Meg: KAY! *smashes the button*
Gohan: *winces* not that hard…….
~slowly the scent of a freshly baked cheesecake wafes through the air twards Alex’s room~
Alex: *sniffs the air* I sense Cheesecake…….*grabs his scythe and walks out of the room following the cheesecake smell*
~Alex walks into the glass tube thingy, not really paying attention to his surroundings, he sits down and slices the cheesecake with his scythe and begins eating it. At that time….~
Meg: GOHAN CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!
Gohan: *slams the door shut to the tube* Meg! Push the red button!
Meg: Ooo!!!! Purdy lil red button *smashes it*
Gohan: Not….so…oh nevermind.
~The machine lights up and begins making noises. Electricity shoots through the machine and attempts to reverse what Alex did, then the power flickers and warning lights flash all over. Smoke fills the room and several loud explosions are head~
Meg: HIT THE DECK!!!! *dives to the floor*
All else: *dive to the floor*
~The smoke clears and the door opens, and standing there is male Alex with the scythe and a piece of Cheesecake in his hand~
Meg: It didn’t work!!! GOHAN!!!!!
????: Then again, maybe it did……
Alex: Probably…
????: Sorta…..
Alex: Definitely sorta…..
Lissa: That voice…
Gohan: And that manner of speaking…..
~from behind the male Alex , the female Alex pokes her head out from behind him then steps infront of him, dressed the same minus the scythe.~
Both: *walk forward*
All: *step back afraid*
Meg: Two Alexes……..?
Both Alexes: Yep.
Lissa: Well…….
Meg: This is the worst possible thing that could happen.
Ashi: Yeah….
Lissa: Nah, this’ll be fun!
Pashi: You’re one to talk……
Alexes: We’re tired, we’re going to bed *both walk off twards, um their room*
Trunks: We gonna stop them? I thought no co-ed bunking…
Meg: Not like you and Pashi obey that rule…..
Trunks and Pashi: *deep blush*
Goten: HAH!
Pashi: SHADDUP!
Lissa: *Yawning* Bed time people!
All:*grumble*
Lissa: NOW!!
All: Meep! Yes Ma’am! *rush off to bed*
Lissa:*smiles sweetly and heads off to bed*
~So, what happened to our stupid quartet?~
Roshi, Gero, Yamcha, and Tien: *walk up to the front door of the RR all battered and bruised, with many broken limbs*
Roshi: Ouch……that really sucked *unlockes the door and opens it*
Yamcha: No kidding……
Tien: I think I broke my spleen.
Male Alex: *appears in doorway* Oh, more than your spleen is going to be broken.
Gero: WHAT?!
Male Alex: *grins evily* I never liked the four of you….
~Screen fades out to manical laughter and scared sh*tless screaming*
