~Ah, another average, plain day. Finally, it looks like everyone will be stress free today. Meg and Lissa have got everything under…..uh…never mind, I take that back, Meg and Lissa are no where to be found and once again the entire group is running a muck in the RR. Where the heck are those girls anyway?~
Pasha: HY-YAA!!
Trunks: OW!
Pasha: Wait! Hold still! Lemme finish practicing that new move Gokou taught me!
Trunks: No way!
Pasha: Aw, come on! It’ll only hurt for a second!
Trunks: *takes off running*
Pasha: Trunks! *stamps her foot* Come back!
Trunks: Goten!
Goten: What?
Trunks: Hide me!
Goten: Why?
Trunks: Pasha wants to practice on me!
Goten: Oooooh! *purrs, lifting his eyebrows* Why the heck are you running away?
Trunks: *smacks Goten in the back of the head* not in THAT way! Goten…..sometimes! *shakes his head*
Goten: OW! Oh! Hehe…
Trunks: Kami…
Goten: Well, then what do you mean, “practice on you”?
Pasha: Oh TRUUUUNKS! Where are yoooouuu?!
Trunks: GAH! To put it simple, your dad taught her something and she wants to try it out on me. She started to and I thought I was gonna die of EXTREME pain!
Goten: Ah, I see. Dad teaching a very strong and dangerous Wicca a new technique….very bad.
Trunks: …..duh.
Goten: Oh my God!
Trunks: O.O
Goten: What if Ashka learns it? *goes into a state of panic*
Trunks: Goten, calm down! At the moment only Pasha knows it, you’re still safe!
Goten: You’re right! Well then, we gotta get outta here!
Trunks: ~.~
Goten and Trunks: *take off running, but slam into Lissa and Meg and fly onto the floor*
Lissa and Meg: *fly backwards and onto the floor from impact*
Lissa: Hey. *sniffles*
Meg: *sneezes*
Trunks: Sorry guys.…
Goten: We didn’t see you.
Pasha: *grabs Trunks’ arm* I said I WASN’T finished!
Trunks: *whimpers*
Pasha: *stops and looks at Lissa and Meg* Hey…you guys don’t look so good.
Goten and Trunks: *look at Lissa and Meg*
Trunks: She’s right, their noses are all red and eyes are teary…
Goten: Plus they didn’t yell when we crashed into them…
Pasha: This can mean only one thing…
Lissa: *groggily* And what’s that?
Goten, Trunks, and Pasha: You’re sick.
Lissa and Meg: Sick!?
Meg: No way we’re sick! *sneezes* Oh…my head. >.<
Lissa: We can’t be sick…we have too much to do!
Ashka: Hey guys…..oh wow, what happened to you two?
Pasha: They’re sick.
Ashka: *puts a hand to her chin, looking very doctor like* Hm, yes, definitely sick. *nods* But not to worry, it’s only the flu, nothing serious. You guys will be back to normal soon.
Lissa: Oh great. *sneezes*
Others: Bless you.
Lissa: Thanks…
Ashka: You guys need to go to bed.
Meg: But we can’t take a day off. Who knows what’ll happen if we’re not there to keep everything under control.
Ashka: Don’t worry! Me and Pashi can do it. Besides, you two created us, we’ve got to think a little like you…don’t we?
Pasha: Right, with us in charge, how bad could things be?
Lissa and Meg: Bad…
Ashka and Pasha: *pout*
Lissa: But, I guess we’ll have to….
Meg: Trust you.
Lissa: Yeah….
Ashka and Pasha: ^.^
Meg: Which means…..*sneezing fit*
Others: Bless you….bless you….bless you….
Meg: Thanks. Um, which means no practicing anything on Trunks, you’ll have to do it some other time.
Pasha: Ooh Man!
Lissa: And no….
Ashka: Alright alright! Enough with the ‘don’ts’ let’s get you guys to bed. *grabs Meg and drags her over to her room*
Pasha: *grabs Lissa and pulls her to hers*
Pasha and Ashka: There.
Pasha: *to Lissa* Now, stay in bed and if you need anything, ring this bell and someone will come and see what you need.
Lissa: Ok.
Pasha: *leaves*
~*ring ring*~
Pasha: *runs back in* Yes?
Lissa: Just making sure it works.
Pasha: Ok, see ya later.
Lissa: Bye.
Pasha: *leaves*
~*ring ring*~
Pasha: *jerks up her shoulders in annoyance and runs back in* ….Yeees?
Lissa: Just making sure it works every time.
Pasha: *nods* Ok. *walks out*
Lissa: Hehe.
Ashka: *to Meg* Now, if you need anything at all, just bang on this mini gong and someone will come and see what you need, ok?
Meg: Ok.
Ashka: Stay in bed and get some rest, we’ll have everything under control.
Meg: *nods* good luck.
Ashka: Thanks. See ya later *walks out*
Meg: Hehe. *does the same thing Lissa did*
Ashka and Pasha: *meet each other walking out of the webmisstresses rooms for the third time*
Pasha: This should be fun…
Ashka: Yeah, loads.
Ashka and Pasha: *walk to the RR and stand in the middle of the room*
Pasha: ATTENTION PEOPLE!
Everyone else: *looks over at the girls*
Pasha: Meg and Lissa are sick. We are not only their prisoners, but also their slaves until they get better.
Goten: Uh…weren’t we already their slaves?
Pasha: *blinks* yes, but that’s not the point.
Goten: Um…ok.
Ashka: *ahem* and since they are sick, every time you hear a bell or a gong go off, that means they want something. So every one of us will take turns tending to their needs.
Pasha: That includes you, VEJITA.
Vejita: *grumbles*
Pasha: *smirks* now, everyone got it?
Others: Got it.
Pasha: Good.
Trunks: Take that! *chucks a pillow at Pasha’s head*
Pasha: Gah! Who…..threw…..that!?
Trunks: Aw, Pashi got a boo-boo?
Pasha: Graaah! *attacks Trunks*
Trunks: AH! x.x *keels over*
Pasha: Aw! Trunksy got a CONCUSSION?! MWAHAHA!
Ashka: Pillow fight!
ChiChi: Wait! This goes against everything you guys just……*gasps*
Gokou: Hehe. *puts the other pillow behind his back*
ChiChi: *tackles Gokou*
Gokou: Eeek!
Vejita: *shakes his head* They’re so childish.
~WHACK!~
Vejita: *stumbles backward, rubbing his face* O.O What the hell! Who did that!?
Pasha: Hee ^.^
Vejita: You!
Pasha: Me!
Vejita: Die! *tackles Pasha with the couch cushion*
Pasha: Gaaaah! Ash! A pillow, quick!
Ashka: *tosses her one* catch!
Pasha: *beats Vejita over the head*
Vejita: Gehn!
Pasha: *scrambles away*
~*GONG!*~
~Silence~
Ashka: That was Meg! Everyone quick, stop beating people with pillows!
Everyone: *stops*
Ashka: *runs to meg* Hi Meg!
Meg: What was all the noise? It sounded like a riot erupted in the RR.
Ashka: Um…no…Goten and Trunks were just playing a video game.
Meg: A video game?
Ashka: Yeeeah, Attack….on Tokyo….
Meg: o.O ok…..well, you can go back now, I guess.
Ashka: Ok, bye! *runs out*
Meg: Right. *beeps Lissa with her walkie talkie* Do you read me Major Tom?
Lissa: *answers* Loud and clear Spartacus.
Meg: I don’t think they’re behaving…
Lissa: Me either….sounds like a war just ended in the RR…again.
Meg: Wouldn’t be surprised….
~back in the RR~
ChiChi: Look at this place…
Gokou: *ignoring ChiChi, walks by Vejita and announces* I know a song about elephants.
Vejita: *blinks slowly and turns to look at Gokou* That’s great.
Gokou: In Spanish.
Vejita: Congratulations, I really…
Gokou: *inhales deeply, cutting Vejita off, humming the beginning music loudly* El grande elefante prueba la sopa y ahora enojado estaaaaa. Esta muy caliente y no es muy paciente y grita: NO ME GUUUUSTAAA!
Vejita: O.O; Kakarott….
Everyone else: o.O *watch Gokou with blank faces*
Gokou: *continues* *sings extremely fast* Aburrido en la casa estoy! Por el medio del busque me voy. Y despues cuando cansado estoy, vuelvo pa comer mi co-MI-daaa!
Vejita: *blinks slowly…not understanding a thing Gokou’s saying* What in the name of Kami? Kakarott, SHUT…
Gokou: *throws his arms out, smacking Vejita in the face* Una muchacha…entra la casa….y rompe una silla mientras caminan los tres elefante por donde las flores brillan!
Vejita: *’s eyebrow twitches* KAKAROTT!
Gokou: Hm?
Vejita: WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I KICK YOU SO HARD YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABLE TO FEEL IT?!
Gokou: *stands, looking confused* *blinks* Why?
Vejita: Do you want me to show you?!
Gokou: *blinks again* Well, it looks like someone obviously doesn’t appreciate Spanish.
Vejita: *stares at Gokou, ready to kill him*
Pasha: VEJITA!
Vejita: WHAT?!
Pasha: *gasps* You better shut your nasty little mouth before I rip your ears OFF and put them in your pockets so you can hear me kicking your ass!! *breathes heavily with a vicious look on her face*
Vejita: ……..
Bulma: I couldn’t have said it better myself!
Vejita: Quiet woman!
Bulma: You be quiet!
Pasha: Vejita, go to your room!
Vejita: What?
Pasha: Oh…got a little carried away. I meant, sit down and SHUT UP! NOW!
Vejita: *follows Pasha’s directions, not wanting to hear her scream anymore* Damn women, always SCREAMING in my FACE!
Bulma and Pasha: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Vejita: Nothing! Go cook something!
Bulma and Pasha: That’s it! *advance towards Vejita*
Ashka: Uh oh…
Trunks and Goten: *run over and grab Pasha and Bulma, dragging them to the other side of the room*
Ashka: Go somewhere else Vejita, it’s obvious these two are a little upset and I’m not taking any chances.
Vejita: Fine. *walks off*
~*ring ring*~
Roshi: Let me get it!
Everyone else: NO!
Roshi: …..ok.
Videl: I got it. *walks over to Lissa* Yeah?
Lissa: Do we have any pomegranate seeds?
Videl: Poma-whats-it?
Lissa: Pomegranate seeds, they’re this fruit that you only eat the seeds of.
Videl: Uh…let me check. *walks back* Hey guys, do we have any poma-ma-dusy seeds?
ChiChi: Poma-ma-whatters?
Ashka: Poma……poma…..poma…
Gokou: Pomegranates.
Others: How’d you know how to say that?
Gokou: Because I’ve heard it before….I mean, come on. You’d have to be an idiot if you didn’t know how to say pomegranate.
Others: *stare blankly at Gokou*
Gokou: What?
Videl: Never mind. Anyway, Lissa says she wants some pomegranate seeds, do we uh…have any?
Pasha: How are we supposed to know?
Videl: I don’t know.
Piccolo: Well, I guess you could go CHECK….but that’s just an idea.
Videl: *stares at Piccolo*
Piccolo: *smirks*
~*GONG*~
Gero: *opens mouth*
Piccolo: NO!
Gero: *closes mouth*
Bulma: I got it.
Videl: Look! I found pomegranates!
Gohan: Way to go team!
Videl: ………
Gohan: Hehe.
Videl: Um…now what do I do?
Gokou: Jeez! Do I have to do EVERYTHING? You cut it open and push the seeds into a bowl. It’s not that difficult.
Videl: Ok ya know what? YOU do it! Since you seem to know EVERYTHING. *throws the fruit at Gokou*
Gokou: Fine…..ok…I will!
~an hour later, Lissa and Meg start to kick in on ringing the bell and smacking the gong constantly~
Pasha: *crawling across the floor to the kitchen*
Ashka: *looks over at Pash, glued to a chair* What does she want now?
Pasha: More…pepsi.
Trunks: *dragging himself out of the kitchen, carrying a bag of popcorn* GAH! Pasha…what are you doing on the floor? I almost stepped on your face.
Pasha: I don’t care….must get pepsi for Lissa….must keep…..going.
Trunks: Uum….
Ashka: Don’t even say anything, just deliver that to Meg before she starts banging on the gong cause you’re taking too long. I don’t think I can take another ring from that bell or gong sound from the gong….
Goten: *runs into the RR* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD….DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER PILLOWS?
Gohan: No Goten, that’s the last one. What, you mean Lissa didn’t like it?
Goten: *drops to his knees, shaking the pillow at nothing* Why? WHY?!
Ashka: *lets herself fall out of the chair and crawls over to Goten* It’s gonna be ok….they won’t be sick forever.
Trunks: *walks back from Meg’s room, carrying the bag of popcorn*
Vejita: *sitting on the couch, completely fine since he hasn’t gotten up once* This bag wasn’t good enough for her either?
Trunks: Too much butter…TOO…much…butter!
Pasha: *still crawling across the floor* Eeeh….nyaah…I will not except defeat!
Trunks: *picks Pasha up and carries her into the kitchen*
Pasha: *hangs her head in defeat*
Lissa: *imitates static* Calling Spartacus *imitates static again* Come in. Over.
Meg: I read you loud and clear Major Tom, proceed.
Lissa: Think we’ve tortured them enough?
Meg: No way, we’ve got until we’re ALL better. But we’ll give them breaks every now and then to keep them paranoid…..waiting to hear the bell or gong.
Lissa: Good plan Spartacus, over and out!
Meg: Roger.
Pasha: Here Melissa, I brought you your pepsi.
Lissa: Thanks! ^.^
Pasha: Yeah…welcome. *heads back to the RR and drops back onto the floor next to Gokou*
Gokou: I think I’ve lost feeling in my legs….
Others, except Vejita: Join the club.
~one week later…~
Lissa: *walks out of her room to meet Meg* I feel great!
