Today in the RR, Lissa finds Ashka and Goten watching t.v. on one of the couches. She stares at the screen for a second, and realizes they’re episodes of DragonBall Z, the Cell saga…
Lissa: The Cell saga? Wow, kewlness! *plops down in front of the t.v.* Bleeeeaaah! Yamcha! Get him out of there!! *waves her arms around, as if to push Yamcha off of the screen*
Ashka: Lissa, here. *tosses Lissa the remote control*
Goten: But Ashi! I was watching this! It’s like a look at things that happened before I was born!
Lissa: But I HATE Yamcha! And Tienshinhan, and Chaozu. They’re SO weak!
Meg: *walking in* Ditto that. They were totally useless throughout the whole entire series!
Ashka: So THAT’S why you didn’t bring them here.
Lissa: Exactly! *presses a button on the remote control, thinking it’s the Off button*
And suddenly, a flash of light comes from the t.v…
Yamcha: *appears at the end of the flash of light* What the…?
Meg: *jaw drops* KILL IT!!! *grabs a pillow from the other couch and starts beating Yamcha with it*
Kenny: *walks in with Sean, Pasha, and the DBZ chars* Hey what’s going… *sees Meg beating Yamcha* PILLOW FIGHT!!! *grabs the other pillow and joins in* DIE DIE DIE!!!
Sean: OK BREAK IT UP! Meg, sit! *points to the couch* You too, Lissa!
Meg & Lissa: Fine. *sit on the couch*
Sean: Ken, put down the pillow.
Kenny: *does so*
Sean: Good. Now, Yamcha, get out from behind Gokou.
Yamcha: N-No way!
Sean: *growls* Fine. Gokou, why don’t you go sit on the couch?
Gokou: Kay. *goes and sits*
Yamcha: Gokou! What have they done to you?! *starts walking towards Gokou, who is sitting next to Meg*
Gokou: …What?
Meg: *growls at Yamcha*
Yamcha: Eep! *jumps back, accidentally hitting the remote*
Tienshinhan: *appears in a flash of light, out of the t.v* Uh…
Chaozu: Urg…. O.o; Tien!
Kenny: Oh! A… A! Look! A beachball!!
Chaozu: …What?
Ashka: Ken, leave the little clown thing alone.
Trunks: Yeah, he’s defenseless.
Kenny: But… beachball!!
Lissa: Augh. That’s three uninvited guests. How annoying.
Meg: *snarls at Yamcha, Tien, and Chaozu* Yeah. Now we have to find a place for them.. ~.~
Sean: Or you could just lock them in the RR.
Meg & Lissa: That could work
Yamcha: Who said we wanted to stay?!
Meg: Who said we wanted you here?!?!
Tienshinhan: *backs away*
Goten: Easy tiger *was leaning on the back of the couch, and pats Meg on the shoulder*
Vejita: Can I destroy them?
Sean: Psh.
Vejita: You got something to say?
Sean: Well-
Pasha: *cuts Sean off* No, he doesn’t
Chaozu: Tien… that guy scares me… *points at Kenny*
Kenny: *staring at Chaozu as if he was a big turkey dinner* Ò.ó
Meg: SHUT UP!!!
Trunks: *backs away* Okay, somebody lock up Gero and Roshi. Yamcha, Tienshoo---we’ll just sick with Tien, and clown thing, take a hint.
Tienshinhan: *clueless look* A hint?
Videl: Yeah, it’s pretty much ‘Shut up before Meg kills you, or gets someone else to…’
Sean: *cracks his knuckles*
Vejita: *glares evilly*
Piccolo: *opens one eye, then closes it again*
Yamcha: *looks to Gokou again* Oh Gokou, what have they d-
Meg: SHUT UP!
Ashka: Ditto. Leave Gokou alone.
Gokou: Jell-O?
Lissa: *pats Gokou on the head* Of course hon.
Bulma: Hm..
Vejita: Quiet woman.
Bulma: I didn’t say anything!!
Chaozu: Can’t we all just get al-
Kenny: SHUT UP! Stupid beachball.
Chaozu: Am not..
Sean: Who’s up for volleyball?!
Pasha: Me!
Goten: Me.
Roshi: ME!!! But only if it’s beach volleyball and all women are required to wear bathing suits or go topless *.*
Piccolo: Another word and I’ll lock you in the closet
Gero: So no volleyball?
Piccolo: That’s it *throws them both in a closet and locks the door*
Chichi: But Roshi didn’t say anything Piccolo… O.o
Piccolo: I don’t care
Videl: But..
Piccolo: I SAID I don’t care
Bulma: Sheesh.
Yamcha: ….Uh, can we leave now?
Meg: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Lissa: *grabs a CD player and pops in a CD*
Music: I’M A PUNK ROCK PROM QUEEEN! GROUND PAPER MAGAZIIINE!
Meg: Sweet.
Tienshinhan: Uh….
Lissa: Tien, if you don’t stop BABBLING I’m going to lock you in the closet with Roshi and Gero!
Tienshinhan: ….. O.o
Chaozu: *hovers away from Kenny*
Kenny: *follows Chaozu with a fork* Ò.ó
Ashka: *grabs Ken by the ear* I THOUGHT I told you to leave the little clown alone!!
Kenny: *points at Chaozu* I’LL GET YOU!!
Chaozu: *blinks and hovers near Yamcha*
Yamcha: *after hearing about the other DBZ chars’ predicament* So if you’re an all-mighty webmistress, why do you need these guys?!
Meg: *grabs Yamcha by the neck of his suit* IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
Yamcha: *whimpers and backs down*
Lissa: That’s more like it.
Pasha: So, what do we do with them?
Lissa: *goes to say something, but then sees the t.v rapidly changing channels* What the…?
Piccolo: *blinks* Roshi and Gero got out of the closet.
Bulma: Seriously?
Vejita: Woman…
Bulma: THAT’S IT!! *goes to maul Vejita, but is stopped by Trunks*
Trunks: *trying to hold Bulma back* Come on mom! He’s not worth it!! At least wait until nobody’s AROUND!
Meg: Vejita, if you bug Bulma ONE MORE TIME I’m going to force you to watch happy shiny cartoons with Gokou.
Vejita: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Gokou: I love cartoons!
Yamcha: Poor Gokou, they must have brainwashed him or something…
Lissa: *smacks Yamcha with a pillow* SHUT UP!
Bulma: So, as I was SAYING *glares at Vejita* Roshi and Gero broke out of the closet?
Gero: *eyes Tienshinhan and walks over to him* Are you a robot? *pokes his third eye*
Tienshinhan: OW! My eye!
Meg: Ouch >.O
Roshi: *playing with the remote* They’re hated as we are, but they’re getting too much attention! I must send them back!!!
Yamcha: Master Roshi! Of course, you can use your wisdom to send us all back!
Roshi: All of us? Ha! Lissa is sexy, and I have yet to see her in a swimsuit! I will not leave until I do!
Lissa: *mutters* Then I guess we’ll just have to kill you ~.~
Pasha: *snickers*
Chaozu: You hurt Tien! *growls a little growl at Gero, but it comes out like a kitty’s purr*
Kenny: *hits Chaozu with a tennis racket* HAH! *eyes Ashka walking towards him* Eep! *runs*
Chaozu: *flies across the room, but recomposes himself before he hits the wall*
Ashka: Ken get your ass BACK HERE!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE POOR CLOWN THING ALONE!!!
Goten: Eh…hehe^^;;;;
Trunks: See, that’s YOUR girlfriend. MY girlfriend is just laughing at Lissa threatening to kill Roshi. YOUR girlfriend is going to kill Kenny. See the difference?
Ashka: *taps Trunks on the shoulder*
Trunks: *turns around* Eep!
Ashka: *smacks Trunks with a pillow*
Goten: *bends over* MY girlfriend can also pummel you to the ground with a pillow!
Pasha: *blinks at Trunks*
Trunks: *on the ground with a big red mark on the side of his face* Oh shut up ~.~
Yamcha: *looks at Trunks and Goten, then at Ashka and Pasha* You people are insane!
Lissa: WHY CAN’T YOU STOP TALKING?!?! Be more like Tien! At least he’s QUIET!!!
Tienshinhan: …….
Sean: *smirks* That’s because he’s scared of you, Lissa.
Kenny: Can’t see why…
Lissa: Shut up Ken! I BEAT YOU AT GO FISH!!
Kenny: *plugs his ears* I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA!!
Meg: *sighs* I guess the three of you are staying.
Yamcha: Yay ~.~
Lissa: *smacks Yamcha with a pillow again* SHUT UP!!!
