~Looks like everyone's off doing whatever they enjoy doing the most and we all know what Pasha and Ashka's favorite thing to do is. Yup, that's right, singing loudly. While those two yell their happy song, Vejita and Sean sit twitching, trying to control themselves. But, you and I both know it won't last much longer.~
Pasha: L is for the way you look at me!
Ashka: O is for the only one I see!
Pasha: V is very, very extraordinary!
Ashka: E is even more for the one that you adore!
Pasha: Love! is all I have to give to you, love! is more than just a game for two.
Ashka: Two! is if two and one can make it. Come on baby, take my heart but don’t break it.
Pasha and Ashka: Love! was made for you and me-e!
Vejita and Sean: Shut up! *look at one another*
Sean: We do that a lot.....
Vejita: I’ve noticed.
Sean and Vejita: Hm....
Ashka: Psh, yeah whatever.
Trunks: *sighs, annoyed* Goten, why the hell are we watching this?
Kenny: Watching what? *glances at the TV* A boat race?
Pasha: Boats?! *runs over* Boats are fun.
Ashka: Yeah, especially when there’s *stretches her arms out* big big waves.
Ed: ................
Ashka: No way Ed, that’s loads of fun. You get tossed all over the place and.....
Pasha: Get wet...... Then your pretty clothes stick to you and your hair gets icky. That’s the only downside. ~.~
Trunks: I don’t see anything down about wet clothes sticking to you.
Pasha: Well of course you wouldn’t.
Trunks: *grins* Which is why we’re going to have to rent a boat one of these days.......
Pasha: *Hops over the back of the couch and onto Trunks' lap* Sounds good to me....
Goten: Yeah, a-hoy matey.
Ashka: *snickers*
Trunks and Pasha: Eh..... *sweatdrop*
Vejita: *shakes his head*
Goten: Now, I wonder which one of your parents gave you that attitude, Trunks. Doubt it was Bulma......Vejita, is there something you’re not telling us?
Vejita: Shut your mouth, boy!
Goten: *laughs silently*
Trunks: *groans* ~_~
Lissa: *runs in, dressed up as lil Gohan* Hey guys!
Others: Hi Lissa.
Gohan: Eh?
Lissa: Huh? Oh....um, we were playing kill Bojack again. ^.^
Gohan: ^_^;; Really.....
Ashka: Are you always Gohan?
Lissa: Um.....no, I just have good luck with coin tosses...... *innocent grin*
Ashka: Right.
Meg: *walks in, dressed in her baggy Bojack clothes* Hi guys. *looks to the TV* Hey, a boat race.
Goten: Yeah, we were just discussing that actually.
Meg: Discussing what?
Goten: Discussing Trunks and Pasha wanting to rent a boat and.......
Trunks: Shut up!
Goten: *snickers*
Pasha: *flicks Goten’s ear*
Goten: Eh!!
Meg: *blinks* Nevermind. I don’t wanna know.
Lissa: Me either.
Pasha: Good. ~.~
Meg: But ya know, that gives me an idea.
All: *groan*
Meg: Hey! I didn’t even say anything yet!
Gero: I’m listening, my angel.
Tienshinhan: Me too.
Chaozu: Well I’m not. Talk your head off and I won’t listen to a word.
Meg: I don’t really care if you listen or not, as long as you keep your ugly mouth shut all will be well.
Chaozu: *sing song voice* Na na na na na na! You’re an ugly who~ore!
Meg: *mimics* Na na na na na na! You’re an ugly BEAVER!
Piccolo: *sighs* Meg, please get on with it?
Meg: Fine. Let’s have a boat race of our own!
Goten: Oh no, I don’t think that’s a good idea. We might have one boat disappear in the middle of it.
Trunks: *smacks Goten*
Goten: *jerks away, rubbing the side of his head* Damn it!
Lissa: Boat race! Good idea!
Gokou: *thrusts fist in the air* Woo! Boats!
Meg: Yeah, we’ll have...hm, a paper boat race.
Gokou: *drops fist* Aw.
Meg: We can’t have a race with real boats, silly. It would be a complete disaster.....
Goten: Not to mention we’d probably end up with another permanent guest in the RR afterwards. One resembling either Trunks or Pasha........
Pasha: Goten! *smacks him* Shut the hell up!
Goten: Ow! *rubs the other side of his head*
Gokou: What? Another person looking like those two? *points to Trunks and Pasha* You mean Pasha’s having a baby? Wow! That’s so neat!
Bulma: *runs into the room* WHAT?!
Vejita: For your own good, Kakarott better be making some retard comment, Trunks.
Trunks: *sweatdrops* Oh God.....
Pasha: I’m not pregnant!
Gokou: No baby?
Pasha: NO BABY!
Gokou: Aw.
Bulma: *sighs, relived*
Vejita: *nods in approval and returns to ignoring everyone*
Pasha and Trunks: ~.~;;;;;;;
Lissa: Alright! No more boat cracks, Goten.
Goten: Fine.
Lissa: Anyway, I like it. We’ll have a paper boat race!
Meg: ^.^ And everyone will participate. *jumps on Vejita* Including you.
Vejita: *grunts* The hell! *shoves Meg off him and onto the couch*
Meg: *rolls her eyes* Loser.
Gokou: Do we get prizes if we win?
Meg: Hm, if I can think of something, yup.
Gokou: Woo!
Meg: Kay, now we gotta go make some boats.
Sean: How easy. *walks off to the kitchen*
Meg: Sean! I said paper boats, no tin foil!
Sean: *scoffs* Damn it.
Meg: All right guys, boat making time. *scampers off*
Lissa: Meg wait! Do we even HAVE paper? Hello? MEG! *runs after*
~a huge stack of construction paper appears on the floor~
Gokou: *dives into the heap* Mine’s gonna be......*thrusts a piece into the air* Orange!
Roshi: Mine will be called the S. S. Lissa.
Yamcha: Hah, you call that a name old man? Mine will be called Heaven’s Angel, since that’s exactly what Lissa is. Now, who’s boat name rules?
Roshi: *glares*
Ashka: What color do you want Ed? Purplish? Kay. *grabs a piece*
Gokou: Nani? Someone talking to me? *looks at Ed* o.O *looks at Vejita* *giggles*
Vejita: What are you looking at?
Gokou: You’re right, Ed!
Ashka: *laughs* I know, isn’t he funny!
Gokou: *nods*
Vejita: Knock it off! Stop having conversations about me with that stupid doll!
Bulma: Shut up and make your boat. *drops a blue piece of paper onto his lap*
Vejita: *rolls his eyes*
~And so the group begins to make their boats, each choosing an appropriate color.~
Gohan: *punching buttons on his calculator* Hm...... *scribbles something down* Oh! *slaps forehead* I’m so stupid sometimes! *folds his paper*
Goten: o_O
Videl: ^.^;;
~Later on.....~
Meg and Lissa: *run back in*
Lissa: All done?
Others: Yup.
Lissa: *blinks* Where’s you boat, Vejita?
Vejita: *holds up a crumpled piece of paper*
Lissa: ..............
Vejita: *smirks*
Lissa: *sighs* Whatever....
Meg: Kay guys, let’s go outside. *walks out*
Others: *follow*
Meg: *snaps fingers and a 20 foot long pool appears in the backyard* Line up guys!
All: *gather at the front and put their boats down*
~Each one’s boat is the color the best suits them and no single one is alike~
Pasha: *stares at Gohan’s large, fancy ship* God damn.
Gohan: Eh..heh ^_^;;;
Pasha: How the hell did you do that?
Gohan: Oh um....just a little fold here and there.....ya know.....
Pasha: *looks at her tiny little red sail boat* Well at least mine’s better than others..... *glances at Vejita’s floatig wad of paper*
Vejita: *sits under the tree with his eyes closed*
Bulma: *huffs, annoyed*
Lissa: Where’s you boat, Piccolo?
Piccolo: *points to the dark green one, resembling a huge cruise ship*
Lissa: O.O Wow....yours is as good as Gohan’s. How’d you do that?
Piccolo: I don’t know.......I just folded some paper together. Didn’t really take much.
Lissa: ^.^; Yeah.......
Roshi: Lookit mine! *waves a deranged paper boat around* I made it just for you.
Lissa: Um, gee, thanks Roshi.....
Roshi: <3_<3 You’re ever so welcome
Lissa: Yup..... *walk off*
Alex: Hehe. I’m gonna win. =D
Meg: Alex!
Alex: *throws her boat up, catches it, and shoves it up her shirt* WHAT?!
Meg: o.O ....Where’s your boat?
Alex: Um.....over there *points randomly to a cluster of boats*
Meg: *blinks*
Alex: It’s right there. *points again at no particular boat*
Meg: What’s that your trying to hide under your shirt?
Alex: Eh.... ^.^;;; Nothing!
Meg: *shoves her hand up Alex’s shirt and pulls out a motorized boat* Cheater!!
Alex: Hey! That’s sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it!
Meg: Yeah whatever. You’re a cheater and I don’t have to take it either. You’re disqualified!
Alex: What?! Am not!
Meg: Are too! It’s my boat race and I make the rules.
Alex: Your rules are stupid!
Meg: You’re stupid! Now go sit your tank ass down in the disqualified box!
Alex: Twit, my ass ISN’T a tank! What do I have to do to get it through your head, sing a song?
Meg: Publish a book. Now beat it.
Alex: *grumbles and sits on a bench Meg personally labeled as the “Disqualified Box”*
Meg: *smirks* Ok everyone, let’s get this thing started!
Chaozu: You’re such a whore.
Meg: Get away from me, ostrich!
Chaozu: Wench!
Meg: GERBIL! *punts Chaozu across the yard*
Kenny: Leapin lizards, Batman!
Meg: *storms off*
Kenny: *follows* To the Batmobile!
Meg: Shut up, Kenny!
Kenny: *laughs silently*
Ashka: *stares at the pool of water* Hm...... *reaches her hand in* Waterish........ ^.^ Hee!
Goten: *blinks* Ashi no! Not again! *pulls her away*
Ashka: *pouts* Gote~en! WATERISH!
Goten: Yeah, I know. ~_~
Pasha: *snickers*
Goten: *walks passed Pasha and slaps a sign on her stomach that says “WIDE LOAD”* Excuse me, momma.
Pasha: *gasps* Damn it, Goten! Would you cut it out! >.<
Goten: *grins*
Pasha: *crumples the sign up and chucks it at Goten’s head*
Ashka: Ah! *catches it* Paperish =D
Goten: u_u;;
All: *line up by the pool*
Meg: Okay! Everyone except Alex have their boats?
Others: *nod*
Alex: Twit.
Meg: TANK ASS!
Alex: Argh!
Meg: *grins*
Gokou: Toot toot! *waves his boat around*
Lissa: *giggles* So kawaii.
Gokou: ^_^
Vejita: *rolls his eyes*
Kenny: I bet you can’t say toy boat five times fast.
Vejita: Shut up.
Gokou: I can! *repeats toy boat over and over, messing up now and then, and starting over*
Lissa: *hugs Gokou*
Meg: Kay, everybody except Alex put your boats in the water and don’t let go till I say so.
All: *do so*
Meg: Now, when I say “go” start blowing your boat across the pool with your straws
Sean: Blow your boat?
Pasha and Ashka: *giggle*
Meg: *sighs*
Goten: Hey, I know who wants to blow Trunks’ boat!
Pasha: O.O WHAT?!
Trunks: *smacks Goten* Shut the hell up, damn it!
Goten: Gehn!
Bulma: *stares at Trunks, lifting a brow*
Trunks: *sweatdrops*
Pasha: You’re so disgusting! *smacks Goten again*
Goten: Hey! What is this, whack-a-mole?!
Pasha: Yes! *smack!*
Goten: Quit it, you boat blower!
Pasha: GOTEN!
Lissa: *cracks up*
ChiChi: Goten! Stop being vulgar!
Goten: Sorry Kaasan.....
Meg: ~.~;
Gokou: Toy boat, toy boat, twoy bwoat..... Man! Toy boat, toy boat.......
Vejita: You’re such a fool.
Gokou: Sh! I’m concentrating! Toy boat........
Meg: Gokou, pay attention or you won’t win.
Gokou: I wanna win!
Meg: Ok, everyone ready?
Gokou: Toy boat, toy boat, toy bwoat, toy......ugh, I messed up again!
Meg: Set.
Goten: *hangs on Pasha’s arm* Mommy!
Pasha: *snarls*
Trunks: Cut it out, Goten.
Goten: *snickers*
Meg: Go!
All: *let go of their paper boats and start blowing through their straws*
Gokou: *’s face is turning red* This is stupid, my straws broken! *holds his hand out*
Meg: Wait, no powers! That’s cheating.
Gokou: ~_~
Ashka: *climbs into the pool and continues pushing her boat along*
Vejita: .............
Ashka: Toot toot!
Goten: What? Ashi! Get outta the pool!
Lissa: Meg, Ashka’s cheating!
Meg: NO CHEATING! Cheaters are people like tank ass Alex!
Alex: Shut up!
Videl: *gasps for air* Eh.....this sucks. My boats not going anywhere. ~.~
