(Oh, and this WHOLE ramble was written by Alex, me and Lissa didn't change it AT ALL. Yup, so if you hate it, blame him =) The character 'Alex' is owned by him, and that's it, so enjoy ^.^)
~It's a normal day in the Ramble Room, if a normal day in the Ramble Room can be called normal, Trunks and Goten are playing Lunar 2 and Pasha and Ashka are clung to them respectivly. Gokou is sitting behind them, watching since the beginning because of pretty colors. Lissa and Meg are off and about, as well as Gohan and Videl, Vegita and Bluma are in their room, loud shouts of anger and what not can be heard, Lissa paid Yaumcha, Tein, Sean, Kenny, and Chouzou to go out on the town, and paid Kenny extra not to eat the volleyball~
Goten: Looks like we gotta go to that spring thingy.
Trunks: Yep. *keeps playing*
Goten: Kay...... *reads the screen* Lucia you go over there...blah blah....
Trunks: Woo HOO! I don't have to use the controller that much! ^_^
Pasha: Lazy ass.
All: *watch the screen as the probably infamous Lunar 2 Bath Scene unfolds*
Gokou: Well, since she's had no human contact what so ever, she's pretty much like a little child in a well developed 18 year old girl's body, which is why Hiro can't stop staring but is trying to get her to leave because she's not putting the "moves" on him, but she is being extreamly innocent and can't figure out why he's stunned and Ruby is pissed.
All: *shock, gasp, blank stare*
Gokou: So, who wants popcorn? ^_^
All: *shrug*
~the screen begins to glow brightly and then in a bright flash a form is spit out of the TV and onto the ground face first~
Voice: Ah...shimatta.......what the hell happened? My head hurts, damn it I have to stop thinking.....
All: *stare in shock at the girl on the floor.*
~the girl looks to be about 16 with brown hair in a ponytail, in a dark blue shirt, long green shorts and white socks. The ends of her glasses can be seen but the most striking feature is her mechanical right arm~
Gokou: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE FELL OUT OF THE TV!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! *runs around screaming like a lunatic or a chicken with it's head cut off (either one fits)*
Vejita: *walks in from his and Bulma's room to the main room* KAKAROTT!!!! STOP BEING AN ASS!!!!!
Ashka: *stares at the girl, then looks at Pasha* Dunno, maybe one of Meg and Lissa's friends.....
Girl: *gets up and pokes the TV* Aye, kuso.....how did this happen?
~Meg and Lissa walk in, not noticing the girl but noticing Gokou running around~
Lissa: Gokou, calm down hon. *hands him a bowl of popcorn*
Gokou: Wee! popcorn! *grins happily and sits down with the bowl* Someone fell out of the TV.
~Lissa and Meg look over at the Tv and see the girl, who's on her knees and hanging her head, cursing up a storm in Japanese~
Meg: *grabs Chi Chi's frying pan and runs at the girl aiming to knock her out*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Girl: *finally notices there's people and turns around in time to see Meg running at her* You TWIT! NO!
Meg: Alex?
All except Lissa: Alex......?
Alex: *nod*
Lissa: Aren't you supposed to be a guy?
Alex: Last I checked, hey, what's with my voice? I sound like a hyperactive Japanese girl....
Meg: Check again genius.
Alex: *looks down* OHMYGODI'MACHICK! *pokes her chest* Ow.....I have boobs, no wonder I felt top heavy....
Ashka: You guys know her?
Meg: Yes and no..
Pasha: Yes and no?
Meg: Yes as in we know her, no as in we didn't know he's now a she.
Pasha: He's a she? *looks at Alex*
Alex: Don't ask me, I didn't know untill I fell in here." *stands up* Ow..... how do you handle these things?
Lissa: That's what we ask ourselves, come on I'll get you a bra.
Meg: Tomorrow we go shopping!
~Bulma and Chi Chi run in~
All girls except Lissa and *cough* Alex: SHOPPING?!
Meg: YES!!! *lightning strike*
Everyone else: *groans*
~Lissa leads Alex to her room, past the cage~
Gero: Hey! Who's the new girl?
Roshi: Yah! She's cute!
Alex: Lissa, may I?
Lissa: Sure!
Alex: YAY! *opens a hatch on her mechanical arm and pulls out a small amount of C4 and tosses it in the cage*
~Alex and Lissa head into Lissa's room and 30 seconds later the C4 explodes leaving a crispy Roshi and Gero~
Roshi: I don't think she likes us....
Gero: *nod nod*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
~30 minutes later, Alex and Lissa walk back out, Alex is in the same shorts but is now wearing a red, tank top with evil written across it~
Alex: COUCH! WEEEE! *runs over to and jumps in the air and lands on the couch stretched out and takes it up* Heh heh, bra good! ^.^
Bulama and Chi Chi: Don't we know it.
Vejita: Whatever.
Meg: *rolls her eyes* First time a guy's ever going to say that.
Alex: Technically I'm a girl.....technically....
~Gohan and Videl walk in~
Gohan: *looks at Alex, who's seems to have dozed off* Hey, who's the new girl?
Vejita: Our loving mistresses' new friend.
Alex: I'd hardly say "new friend".
Vejita: Shut up WOMAN!
Alex: Don't make me beat you with a stick.
Vejita: I hate sticks.....
Bluma: Oh.....so that's why you break them a lot.
Vejita: QUIET WOMAN!
Alex: *yawns and sits very guy like on the couch*
Videl: She acts like a guy.
Gokou: YAY! COUCH SPACE! *plops down next to Alex*
Meg: Actually, she is a guy, mentally as of now....
All: *gasp! shock! horror! (maybe not horror)*
Gohan: Huh?
Lissa: Well, we know Alex over the net, and he, um she has sent us a pic of her, that was a guy, and Meg's voice chatted with her which kinda told us "guy" but.....
Alex: But, when I got sucked in here through the TV my gender got switched somehow..... *sigh* I'm tired.
Trunks: It's getting late, where's she gonna sleep?
Lissa: She can sleep in my room! It'll be like a sleepover!
Meg: Count me in!
Roshi and Gero: I hate her.
Alex: Whatever floats your happy lil boat.
Ashka: Kay, that works.
~they all retire and we follow Lissa, Meg and Alex to Lissa's room~
Alex: Oye, what am I going to sleep in?
Meg: A sleeping bag for one thing.
Alex: As in clothing you twit!
Lissa: I have some big shirts you can use! ^.^
~and there was much rejoicing~
Alex: Yay
Lissa: *opens a draw and pulls out a big blue shirt* Here ya go!
Alex: Thanks. *takes the shirt and turns around* Sorry, it feels weird. *strips and puts on the shirt that ends half way down her butt, showing her boxers* This is too big?
Meg: *cracks up*
Lissa: It's not my fault you're tall.
Alex: Hush you.
Meg: Well you're taking this pretty well Alex, sure you're not a girl in real life?"
Alex: *blush* Heh, I'm not a girl in real life, I've just learned that you should take life's jokes and live with them, no matter how weird.
Meg: Ah.
Alex: Well, I'm tired, lets sleep.
Meg: Nuh uh, we're gonna stay up all night and watch movies!
Lissa: YEP! Sleepover policy.
Alex: *hangs her head in exasperation* Great........
~the next day we see Alex infront of the TV playing Lunar 2 at 6 am, when everyone else is still dead, then, Sean walks into the main room~
Sean: What the HELL are you doing?! It's 6 AM!!! GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!
Alex: Get lost.
Sean: Who are you?
Alex: *still staring at the screen, the images on the screen reflect off her glasses* Alex.
Sean: *thinking* Lissa and Meg know an Alex, but they said that Alex is a guy......um........you cross dressing?
Alex: Hell no, when I got sucked in here this happened, the boobs are real, trust me on that.
Sean: Really...............right.....I'm going back to bed. *heads back into his room*
Alex: Dork. *continues playing*
~around 9 am everyone finally crawls out of bed and into the main room and see Alex playing~
Sean: My god, don't you get bored of that?
Alex: No, not really I've only been up since 4, about the time Lissa and Meg fell asleep.
Trunks: *watches Alex play* Woah! You're further than we are! *looks at Goten*
Goten: Yah..........woah........
Alex: It's my fourth time through the game......
Trunks: FOURTH?!
Alex: Yah, I play these for a life.
Goten: *picks his jaw up off the floor*
Ashka: GOTEN I WANT FOOD! GET IT NOW!
Goten: Meep! Yes ma'am. *runs into the kitchen*
Pasha: *yawns* Trunks darling......carry me there.
Trunks: Do I have to?
Pasha: *eyes light up* YES!!! NOW!!!!!!
Trunks: I'm sorry! Yes ma'am. *picks up Pasha and carries her to the kitchen*
Vejita: Pathetic, you'd never catch ME doing that for a woman.
Bulma: Vejita honey........*gets real close* get me something to eat.....NOW!!!!
Vejita: GAH! YES MA'AM! *hurries into the kitchen*
Bulma: *giggle*
Chi Chi: Better go help them cook.....*walks into the kitchen*
Gokou: *follows Chi Chi* Can I have Froot Loops?
Chi Chi: Sure dear, less for me to cook then.
Alex: Chi Chi-san, would you mind having Gokou fix me a bowl of those too?
Chi Chi: Nope! Even less to cook! ^.^
Kenny: *sits on the couch* You gonna stop playing there?
Alex: Not for a while, get used to it chubby.
Sean: Now I think she's cool.
Kenny: I'm not chubby!
Alex: CRACKWHORE!
Meg: DORK!
Alex: MORON!
Meg: IDIOT!
Alex: TWIT!
Meg: ASS!
Alex: @*#!@%^!!!
Meg: *@*#%^!@%^(*&#%^!!!
Alex: Would you please get me a soda Meg, dear?
Meg: Sure! No prob! *goes into the kitchen and comes back with a soda and hands it to Alex* Here ya go hon.
Alex: Thanks *takes it, opens it, and drinks it* Ah........
All but Lissa: *sweatdrop*
~at 11 am we see everyone dressed, Alex is wearing one of Lissa's shirts and a pair of her shorts, and some sandles, the shorts and shirt are too short~
Alex: I'm not comfortable.... *squirms*
Lissa: You'll get used to it *pats Alex's cheek* Yep yep
Alex: *pouts*
Meg: *snickers* So, who's gonna add on a room for her? *points to Alex*
Vejita: Does it mean we don't have to go if we build it?
Lissa: I guess so.
Piccolo: I'm for building then.
Gohan: Videl and I will help, we've done our shopping already.
Roshi and Gero: CAN WE GO????
Piccolo: NO!
~All who are going pile into the bus and they start going and about 15 minutes later, this is the conversation between Alex and Meg~
Alex: Pilot to co-pilot, we are currently crashing at 500 miles per hour.
Meg: Roger that pilot, start praying your ass off.
Alex: Roger that co-pilot, praying done, prepare to scream till our doom.
Meg: Roger that pilot.
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Lissa: *sweatdrop*
Lissa: HEY ICE CREAM SHOP!!! PULL OVER NOW!!!!!!!!!
Bus Driver: Yes ma'am.
~they all get out and raid the ice cream store and an hour later~
Alex: IT TOOK YOU A WHOLE DAMN HOUR TO DECIDE?! *finishes her ice cream cone*
Lissa: Yah...well, they had a lot of flavors ^^ *grins and starts on hers*
Meg: Heeee.
Gokou: WOO MORE ICE CREAM!
Chi Chi: No hun you've had enough.
Gokou: Awwww *pouts*
~Goten and Ashka got themselves a sundae to share, likewise with Trunks and Pasha and they were almost done feeding each other~
Sean: Someone's tired, it's what you get from being up at 6 am.....
Alex: *opens the door and chucks a fire hydrant at Sean*
Sean: *ducks and the hydrant flies over his head*
Kenny: *gets hit by it and knocked out*
Lissa: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kenny: *waking up* I'm not dead yet....
Meg: Oh my god Kenny was mortaly wounded!
Kenny: Actually I feel quite fine, hey Sean, why did you duck?
Sean: I'm not stupid enough to get knocked out by a PMSing chick.
Alex: *camly* I'm not PMSing I'm just annoyed. *gets into the bus*
Ashka: Sure you're not.*follows*
Alex: Shaddup!
~everyone else gets in and they continue~
Alex: I FEEL YOUR LOVE REFLECTION mitsumekaesu hitomi ni egaite harukana NEVER ENDING STORY
Meg: kanashimi mo itami mo furikiru you ni habataku anata ga kureta tsubasa wo kono mune ni hirogete...
Alex: aa kakegaenai ai no kodou wo setsunaku kuruoshiku kanjiteitai
Both: I FEEL YOUR LOVE REFLECTION atsuku yume wo kasanete ayamachiosorezu ni motomeau seishun!! I FEEL YOUR LOVE REFLECTION mitsumekaesu hitomi ni
egaite harukana NEVER ENDING STORY
~they continue and everyone else just stares, then once Alex and Meg finish, they reach the mall and file out of the bus~
Sean: I'm going to the weapons shop. *leaves*
Kenny: I need new cards...... *leaves*
Gokou: WOO HOO! TOY STORE! *runs off*
Chi Chi: GOKOU WAIT! *runs after him*
Ashka, Trunks, Goten, Pasha: FOOD COURT!!!!!!! *they bolt in that direction*
Alex: *looks around* Geeze........really easy to loose them in a mall huh?
Lissa: Yah, Bulma's still here so she can help. ^_^
Bulma: Nope, I'm going to the tool shop! *leaves*
Meg: Well, looks like it's the 3 of us.
Alex: *panicy* Um....heh where do we go first??
Lissa and Meg: VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!! *grab Alex and drag the poor girl there*
Alex: Oye.....never thought I'd be going there for clothes.........God help me.
~meanwhile~
Chi Chi: Gokou? Gokou? Where are you? Ah......$H1T!!
~and~
Sean: *in the weapons store* I'll buy all of the swords. *hands clerk credit card*
~back to the victim~
Alex: *in dressing room* GAH! HOW THE HELL DO YOU PUT THIS ON?! *falls over*
Lissa: I'll help *steps in*
Alex: Gah! Don't come in! *blush* Ah.......kuso.....
Meg: Boys...... *sighs*
~back at the Room~
Piccolo: Hah, we're almost done!
Vegita: Good! Then I can get back to training, SLAVES WORK FASTER!
Roshi and Gero: Yessir *grumble*
Vegita: HA HA HA HA HA They are useful! *reclines in a chair*
Piccolo: For once.
Gohan: Hey, they're following the plans pretty well.
Videl: I'm not supprised, if they didn't Piccolo would kill them.
~back at the mall~
Alex: Whew, now that we're out of Victoria's Secret, we go to the computers yes?
Meg: NOPE CLOTHING! *drags both Alex and Lissa*
Lissa: Gehn!
Alex: GAH!
~they get to JC Penny~
Meg: Kay, now to get you some clothes. *zips around grabbing clothes and piling them on Alex* Perfect!
Alex: Um sure you don't want me to try these on?
Meg: NOPE!
Lissa: I hate shopping.
Alex: Tell me about it.
Meg: SHOE TIME!
Alex: 2 pairs only!
Meg: Awww......
Lissa: Yah......
Meg: 2 pairs of shoes and 1 pair of sandles?
Alex: Fine........geeze she acts like she's gonna wear em.
