~What do you do when you find a vortex of black nothingness in the middle of your kitchen? You don’t know? Well....that makes two of us ^.^;; Anyway, Lissa, Meg, and their little crew of hyper active characters don’t really know what to do with a vortex of black nothingness either....that is, until Pasha falls inside. Read on and find out what happens when they reach their destination!~
Gero: Meeeg, why won’t you cuddle with me?
Meg: Because I despise touching you! I wanna throw up at the thought of even standing next to you!
Gero: But, think of our love...our sweet, sweet love.
Meg: What love?!
Gero: Duh....ours.
Meg: We don’t have any!
Piccolo: *steps in front of Meg*
Gero: Must you always keep pulling us apart? Can’t you see what it’s doing to us!?
Piccolo: Yes, I see very clearly what it does. It makes Meg very happy.....and a happy Meg means a happy RR.
Gero: *blinks*
Piccolo: Which means....remove your self from her sight right NOW!
Gero: But....
Piccolo: *stares*
Gero: Alright fine! But you can’t keep us apart forever! *storms off, fuming*
Meg: ^.^
Piccolo: Yeah I know, you’re welcome.......just, stop smiling at me like that.
Meg: *punches him in the shoulder* Lighten up Piccolo. *frolics off*
Piccolo: *turns to the side* ....ow o.O
Videl: *stares into the kitchen*
Gohan: What are you staring at?
Videl: *no response*
Gohan: Videl? Hello?
Lissa: What’s the matter with her?
Gohan: I don’t know.....she’s staring at something....but I don’t see anything.
Lissa: Weird.
Videl: *gasps*
Gohan and Lissa: o.O *walk over to Videl*
Videl: Look!
Gohan and Lissa: *look*
Lissa: WOW!
Gohan: It’s a vortex of black nothingness!
Lissa: Speak English.
Gohan: A portal....
Lissa: Oooh.
Pasha: Hey, check out Lissa, Gohan, and Videl.
Trunks: What are they staring at?
Pasha: Obviously something of interest.....let’s go see.
Pasha and Trunks: *walk over*
Trunks: o.O
Pasha: What’s that?
Videl: A portal!
Pasha: To.....?
Videl: I dunno.
Pasha: Well, then get outta my way! *pushes passed*
Trunk: ~.~
Pasha: *inspects the opening* Hey, I see something.
Lissa: Don’t touch it!
Pasha: What do you mean don’t touch it? I’m not touching....*leans closer and gets sucked into the portal*....IT!
Lissa, Videl, Trunks: *gasp* Pasha!
Vejita: What are they yelling about now? SHUT UP, I’m trying to sleep!
Ashka: I heard Pish yellin, what’s wrong?
Videl: Pasha got sucked into a portal to God knows where!
Vejita and Ashka: A portal?
Videl: *nods frantically*
Vejita: Idiot woman, show me.
Videl: *drags Vejita over to the portal*
Lissa: You guys! Don’t go near it! Where the hell’s Meg?
Trunks: LISSA!
Lissa: Yes?
Trunks: What about Pasha?!
Lissa: Oh yeah...hm, that’s a problem....
Trunks: *face faults*
Vejita: *peers into the portal*
Lissa: Vejita!
Vejita: Shut up, girl! *slips and falls into the portal* GAH!
Lissa: Ugh, great......two idiots down the drain.
Trunks: Tousan!
Lissa: Oh give it a rest.
Trunks: *blinks*
Lissa: Eh....heh, sorry ~.~; Um, hey guys! Get your asses over here, NOW!
Others: *run over to Lissa*
Meg: What’s up?
Lissa: Pasha and Vejita were sucked into a portal in the kitchen.
Bulma: Portal?
Lissa: *points*
Others: Oooooh
Gokou: *mysteriously wandered over to the portal and just as everyone realizes....it’s too late*
ChiChi: *gasps* Gokou. LISSA! MEG!
Meg and Lissa: *cringe*
ChiChi: We’re going in!
Lissa: Yeah but.....
ChiChi: WE’RE GOING IN!
Lissa and Meg: O.O kay....
ChiChi: *grabs everyone and throws them into the portal*
All: *scream.......land...see Pasha, Vejita, and Gokou*
Trunks: Pashi! You're alive!
Pasha: *playing with fire* Hie!
Trunks: *hugs* Are you ok?
Pasha: *hugs back* Yup ^.^
Meg: *wipes away a tear* Truly touching
Pasha: *glares at Meg*
Gokou: Hi guys!
ChiChi: Gokou! ^.^
Gokou: Hi ChiChi ^_^
Goten: Is it hot here or is it just me?
Ashka: Ow ow ow, my feet! *jumps onto Goten's back* It’s hot in here.
Goten: Gah >_O
Pasha: Hot? What are you guys taking about?
Ashka: *sighs*
Everyone: *look around and notice they’re in a huge flaming area, full of fire, brimstone, and lava.*
Vejita: *still trying to figure out where he is* Where the hell?
Piccolo: There, you guessed it.
~Eerie silence~
Others: We’re in Hell?!
~Melodramatic music~
~Suddenly, in a cloud of sulfurous ash, a big red guy with horns......cloven hooves......and a pitchfork appears, surrounded by 5 tall, dark, hooded figures!~
Deep, raspy, skeeri, and echoish voice: I am the night...I am *coughs...hacks....gags*
All: *blink and continue staring at the cloud*
Red guy: *continues hacking* *Ahem* Hades...*cough* fear me. Aw man....that voice is so hard to keep up.
Goten: Who the hell are they?
ChiChi: Don’t ask me...wait, didn’t he call himself Hades?
Goten: Yeah but....who are those other guys?
ChiChi: I have no idea.
Ashka: *makes karate type noises and shoots a beam of ice at Hades*
Hades: *geeky, innocent voice* Oooh! Posted note of death!
Ashka: *gasps* It didn’t work!?
Hades: Of course not, I’m pure evil, you can’t neutralize it all at the same time. Eh, it’s like a nicotine patch....one of ‘em alone just doesn’t work.
Ashka: Um....right.
Pasha: Excuse me mister uh.....Hades, but who are those people?
Hades: My minions.
Pasha: Minions?
Hades: Yup, boys, if you please.
Minions: *walk in front of Hades and form a line. Rip of their robes one a time and strike a pose*
Everyone: *gasps*
Meg: *grabs onto Ashka‘s arm* It’s THEM!
Piccolo: *steps back*
Roshi: *jumps into Lissa’s arms*
Lissa: Roshi! get OFF *pushes him onto the ground*
Minions: *flip a stereo and suddenly “I Want it That Way” starts playing*
Vejita: Oh my God!
Gokou: We really are in Hell!!
Minions: *start dancing all boy band like*
Ashka: *cowers in a corner, shaking* Make it stop make it stop!
Goten: *comforts Ashka*
Hades: Ok boys, that’s enough.
Minions: *put their robes back on and stand next to Hades*
Videl: Hey look, who’s that girl over there in the tight red leather suit? Woah, check out those totally cheap hair extensions!
Lissa: Shut UP Videl!
Piccolo: No kidding, do you really WANT to see who that is!?
Videl: Um....no.
Bulma: Um....hello! We’re in HELL! Does anyone else seem to care....or....is it just me?
Hades: *sighs* Ya know....Hell’s been getting a lot of bad publicity.
Bulma: We know.
Hades: Psh, it’s that whole Bible thing. Those guys really gave me a bad reputation.
Gokou: *blinks*
Hades: I’m really not the bad of a guy once you get to know me. That’s why I’ve invested in this great advertising campaign to get the word on how great Hell is. Take a look, here’s a brochure.
Lissa: *blinks* Um...thanks?
Gokou: I’m confused.
Pasha: Me too...but, just listen to him.
Gokou: Ok.
Hades: Hell, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain can’t be all wrong.
Goten: Um....who are they?
Meg: Nobody you need to worry about ~.~
Hades: Um...yeah, ok here’s another one: Hell, it’s no longer a four-letter word. And my personal favorite....Hell, *happy camp fire music starts* the ultimate camp fire sing along.
Lissa: Wooow.
Pasha: *gasps flipping through the brochure* Look, they’re roasting marshmallows in that one!
Goten: Hmm, marshmallows.
Trunks: *blinks* Wait wait....I don’t get it, whatever happened to eternal suffering?
Hades: *laughs* Get with the times little boy. Hell’s just a place for dead celebrities and other tough guys and people that play that Magic the Gathering game *shudders* or that....Vampire the Masquerade game. Or! People that watch Pokemon.
Trunks: Little boy?
Pasha: And a very well built one at that.
Trunks: Um... ^_^;; *blushes*
Vejita: Ok, I couldn’t really care less....
Bulma: Vejita, be nice!
Vejita: Quiet woman!
Bulma: Don’t tell ME what to do!
Piccolo: SHUT UP!
Vejita and Bulma: o.O;
ChiChi: Anyway.....uh, how do we.....get out of Hell?
Hades: Escape from Hell? *laughs* Do you really think you can escape from Hell?
Everyone: Um....
Hades: Hm....oh well. That was a rhetorical question. I guess....since this ramble really has no plot, I’ll give you guys the chance.
Lissa: Oh thank you kind sir!
Hades: *shoots a mini fireball at Lissa’s butt*
Lissa: OW! Heeeey! *hops up and down* Cheater!
Hades: Now then. To escape from hell.....you must defeat....The South Park Boys!! *echoes*
Goten: South Park Boys o.O
Bulma: Ok, that echo came from....no where...
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Another minion: *clock strikes 12 and little sparkles fall all over the place* *echoes as she speaks* The time......gerbil......draws not.
Gero and Roshi: *frolic in the sparkles*
Bulma: Hey....she can do that echo thing too......damn it....why can’t I?!
Meg: *looks at the minion* What the hell does that mean?
Minion: Um...I don’t know....it’s supposed to strengthen the suspense?
Meg: ......alright.
Hades: Excuse me....you guys do want to escape from Hell right?
Lissa: Oh yeah! Right! Defeat The South Park Boys!
Everyone except Vejita and Piccolo: RIGHT!
Gohan: To the DBZ mobile!
Gokou: We get a car too? Sweet!
Trunks: Um....what car?
Gohan: *points* That one.
Roshi: YELLOW!
Gohan: o.O
Roshi: *grins idiotically*
Hades: No! That’s mine! Don’t touch it.....I just had it waxed!
ChiChi: Oooh, shiny ^.^
Gohan: *jumps in the drivers seat and turns the key* *What is Love? blasts from the CD player* O.O
Hades: *runs to the car and turns it off. Takes the CD and breaks it* Eh....hehe...I told Persephone to throw that out ^_^;;
All chars: Riiiight.
Hades: *growls* Get out of my car!
Gohan: Ok ok!
Gokou: So....uh, who are The South Park Boys anyway?
Lissa: That’s not important!
Gokou: *blinks* Alright!
Meg: Send ‘em out Hades!
Lissa: Yeah, bring it on!
Chars: *blink*
Vejita: If you think I‘m going to fight some annoying little boys.....you‘re seriously mistaken......
Others: *sighs*
ChiChi: *grabs her frying pan* Alright, where are these boys!?
Hades: *eyes ChiChi*
ChiChi: And you would be looking at......WHAT?!
Hades: Nothing...
ChiChi: *growls*
Lissa: Hades.....just...don’t.
Meg: *nods* no one likes an unhappy ChiChi.
Hades: Ok then. Boys! Come on out!
~silence~
Hades: Um....boys? Stan? Cartman? ANYONE?!
~dead crickets chirp~
Hades: *goes in search of the boys*
Lissa: *gasps* *looks around frantically*
Meg: What?
Lissa: Gokou’s gone!
Hades: BOYS! This isn’t funny!
ChiChi: Gone?!
Gero: I know where he went.
Meg: Oh.....you’re still here?
Gero: ~.~ anyway, he said he was gonna go see the puppy.
Meg: Puppy?
Lissa: *screams*
Meg: What’d you scream for?!
Trunks: You gave me a heart attack!
Lissa: We have to find Gokou right now!
Vejita: Why? Who cares about Kakarott.....he’s a waste of space anyway.
Bulma: Vejita!
Hades: Damn those kids......*returns his attention to the chars* oh, I see one of your group members are missing.
Lissa: *grabs onto Hades’ shirt* WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP YOUR DOG?!
Hades: O.O Easy there sweet heart.
Lissa: WHERE?!
Pasha: Why is she freaking out?
Goten: *shrugs*
Hades: *thinks* alright I got a new plan......if you can rescue Gokou from Cerberus, then I’ll put you back on earth.
Lissa: Deal!
Roshi: Darling calm down, you’re going to pop a vein or something.
Lissa: Ugh, I thought you died or something!
Roshi: *tears up*
Lissa: *sighs* ok I’m sorry!
ChiChi: Oh my God! Lissa.....apologized to Roshi?! That’s.....skeeri.
