**I wouldn't read this if you're under 13, it might disturb you. It's your life though, and you can't say I didn't warn you... (Roshi is a perverted perverted man!!!)**
Strange Voice: *talking at a guy holding a videocamera* Welcome back! If you're just joining us, this is Herc Yules here to cover the story of the so-called, 'Ramble Room Cast'. We've witnessed some strange things in our journeys, but nothing quite as strange as this. Oh look! There are two now. ..... I ... I believe this is the 'mating' ritual of these creatures! Let's get closer!
Goten: Are you sure we should be doing this?
Ashka: Who cares?
Goten: Oh right ^^
Ashka & Goten: *start making out on the couch*
Herc: Oh my! Will you look at that! Zoom in! *the two walk across the RR floor and get a close-up of Ashka and Goten*
Goten: *shocked* What?! *looks at Herc* AAAAHHHHHH!!!! *dives away also*
Herc: We've been spotted! *runs out with the cameraman on his tail*
Ashka: .........Oh......my......god!
Later...
Herc: Well, it seems we were found out. I wonder if that was their entire mating ritual? Hmm.. Oh! They've assembled themselves in a "group" formation! Let's see if we can hear what they're discussing.... *they run under an open window and point the camera in*
Lissa: Okay... so you guys were watching TV on the couch and this guy ran in and shoved a camera in your faces?
Ashka: Yeah! It was SO freaky!
Meg: Why didn't you kick his ass?
Chaozu: Because you probably would have raped him, SLUT!
Meg: WHAT?!?!
Herc: The one female seems to be very aggressive, as she is now beating on that foul-mouthed child. The blonde one seems to be more passive, however...
Meg: *throws Chaozu into a wall* DIE!
Trunks: *arches an eyebrow at Goten* So, you two were in here ALONE, and all you were doing was watching TV?
Goten: Uh..
Ashka: *glares* Of course
Goten: Of course! We know the rules ^_^
Herc:The two we caught in the middle of a mating ritual earlier seem to be denying it now. I wonder if maybe they are having an affair? Maybe... maybe they are meant to be with members of the same sex? The lavender-haired boy seems awfully suspicious of the other one...
Lissa: *looks up* WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!
Pasha: KILL IT!! *charges at the window*
Herc: Oh dear! *runs away*
Pasha: *peeks out the window* They're gone.... One had a camera!
Ashka: YEAH! There were two! The one with the camera came right up to our faces when we were making ou-!.... Watching TV!
All: *sweatdrop*
Even later...
Herc: So far, our attempt to shown the world these creatures' habitat have been foiled. They don't seem to be very intelligent, but are very observant!
Piccolo: ..... *'meditating' under the tree*
Herc: Egads! It is... a green man! Could these Ramble Room creatures actually be green aliens from another planet?
Gokou: *hops over* I like jell-o ^.^
Herc: Gasp! *stares at the camera* It seems one of the creatures has discovered us, but is not attacking us like everyone else! *looks to Gokou and holds the mic to him* Are you the 'peacemaker' of the group?
Gokou: *blinks* Hi
Herc: Hello! *looks at the camera* I am SPEAKING with the creature!
Gokou: *grins* Hi ^.^
Herc: Hel-lo! Are. You. From. Another. Planet?
Gokou: ...Do you like jell-o?
Herc: What is your planet's name?
Gokou: I like jell-o
Herc: It seems these creatures are from the planet... Jell-O
Gokou: ...... *walks away* CHICHI!
Herc: I think we scared it off! *watches Gokou walk into the RR* Hmm... it kept talking about 'jell-o'. Maybe this has some connection to why they are here?
Piccolo: *stands up* Who the hell are you?
Herc: Ah! Another one! *runs over* Hello there! My name is Herc Yules. Jell-o to you and your people!
Piccolo: What the hell are you doing here?
Herc: Erm... jell-o!
Piccolo: *narrows his eyes* I think it's time for you to leave
10 minutes later
Herc: *brushes himself off* Ahem. Now, I think we have just run into one of the 'warriors' of the group. He was GREEN! Did you see that?! Green! Amazing isn't it?
Gero & Roshi: *walk into the backyard*
Gero: It's a nice day today. I should ask Meg to enjoy it with me
Roshi: It's a nice day today. I should ask Lissa to have sex with me on the picnic table
Gero: Today's your day, Roshi
Roshi: You feel it too?
Herc: Ah! It seems we have now found the elders of the group. It is rumored the the elders always get first pick at their mates. Let's found out if this is true, shall we? *scampers over* Hello there!
Gero: *blinks* Hello
Roshi: *has a perverted grin on his face*
Herc: I have been studying your species for a little while now...
Roshi: Species?
Herc: Are you not an important part of the Ramble Room gang?
Gero: Of course!
Roshi: What's with the camera?
Herc: I have a few questions for you. You two seem to be the elders of the group, so, do you pick your own mates?
Roshi: ....Mates? *perverted grin* Well, as a matter of fact, yes we do. Mine is the sexy blonde one. She can go ALL night!
Gero: *catches on* Yes, mine is the fiery redhead. The one with short hair, of course. She's good at MANY things and can be put into the most unbelievable positions....
An hour later...
Roshi: Oh and this other time, we were doin' it on the curvy couch, and this guy Sean walks in! And he's got all this hair and UGH it's gross. So we were still doin' it despite the fact that he was there, and actually it was a turn on to have an audience...
Herc: *shudders*
Roshi: And then Sean asks to join in! Well, Lissa is an accepting one and actually wanted him to join in to go her other way, but THEN he says he wants to do ME! Do you believe it? I finished with Lissa quickly and then we ran away.
Herc: *sweatdrops* Yes well. That's very nice and...
Gero: Oh! And this other time me and Meg we were...
Herc: And that's a wrap! Thank you... gentlemen. And I use the term loosely *glares and walks away* Jeez! Those guys made that ENTIRE thing up. I'm sure of it.
Meg: HE WAS SAYING WHAT?!?!
Kenny: It was disgusting! He talked for like 20 minutes about how you like it 'doggy style' and like to experiment! AND he said you called prostitutes to join in! AND that you like fruit. You like to eat fruit while waiting for your 'beloved' Gero to finish the prostitute. It was DISGUSTING!
Meg: ....That perverted sonofabitch!!! I'LL KILL HIM!
Kenny: *looks grossed-out* You should've heard what Roshi said about Lissa... and Sean....
Meg: And SEAN?! Okay, this guy has to be stopped.
Herc: Alright. It seems we've been discovered yet AGAIN.... And that this confirms my doubts about everything those old men said.
Bulma: *walks over* Piccolo said he was talking to Gokou, but Gokou went inside. Then he started talking to Piccolo, but then Piccolo stuck him in a tree....
Vejita: This is annoying. Why don't you just kill the little man?
Lissa: *sighs while walking over* Vejita, we can't kill him. We can seriously maim him and burn the tape, but we can't kill him
Meg: I'm starting to agree with Vejita on this one... Gawd Lissa, if you heard what Ken told me you would too...
Lissa: O.o What did Ken tell you?
Meg: He got to Roshi and Gero
Lissa: ...Kill him!!
Pasha: *walks over* Okay well, everyone's on the lookout for him.
Goten: *follows Pasha* Well... Everyone except Chaozu. We couldn't find him
Meg & Lissa: ....Oh crap
Chaozu: *walks over to Herc* Who the hell are you?
Herc: Oh my! It seems that the child has fully recovered from the beatings it received earlier
Chaozu: ...What?
Herc: Did that short redheaded girl beat you? Are you in need of rescuing? It might disturb the population if you were to spawn across the world, though....
Chaozu: ....What the hell? Meg? That whore Meg?
Herc: *turns to the camera* We have found out that one of the female leaders' name is 'Meg'. *turns back to Chaozu* What else can you tell us?
Chaozu: *evil grin* Well, you see...
15 minutes later...
Chaozu: We were HAPPY! And she stole him from me!
Herc: . . . . . I see. This small child has fallen to injustice, and has lost his.. mate. He and the female leader 'Meg' do not get along well because of this. She regularly beats him out of jealousy, because it's obvious to her that 'Tien' loves Chaozu and not her.
Tien: *walks over* Chaozu? Who are you talking to?
Chaozu: TIEN! *clings to his leg*
Tien: *sweatdrops* Chaozu, stop that! What if Meg sees you? *looks around* She's not around... phew...
Herc: *slides over* Mister Tien, what is your relationship with this 'Meg' person?
Tien: She's hott. I love her a LOT and .. she's hott and sexy and stuff.. I'm not good at describing my love for her. Yamcha feels the same way for Lissa, yet his is more of a lust then a love...
Herc: So, unlike the two old men, you won't make up stories about how they are your love slaves?
Yamcha: *storms over* That old man said WHAT?! I'll kill him! He can't talk about my sexy Lissa like that!
Tien: *nods* Let's go!
Tien & Yamcha: *storm off*
Chaozu: Tien! Wait up! *runs after them*
Herc: *turns to the camera* It seems we have unknowingly set off a war! Let's go watch! *runs around a corner of the RR, but stops to look in Alex's window*
Alex: *is sprawled out on her bed, lying on her stomach, wearing only a pair of pants*
Herc: It seems we've found another one of this species, she seems to be a loner, and not big on clothing. She seems to have a lot of modern technology...
Alex: *blinks awake but doesn't move*
Herc: Hmm, it seems that this one isn't that dangerous
Alex: *calmly moves her hand under her pillow like she would when she sleeps then stops*
Herc: Ack! She moved......wait, she still asleep. I'm going to try to enter the room...
Alex: *quietly moves something under her pillow and a soft click is heard*
Herc: *halfway through the window* So far so good
Alex: * quickly whips her mechanical arm out from under the pillow, which is now a gun, and fires off 6 shots with out looking*
Herc: IEEEEE! *falls out of the window and lands on his camera guy* They're hostile!!!!! *runs behind a tree with the camera guy limping after him*
Alex: *sits up and pokes her head out of her window* Hm... *looks around*
Herc: *whispering* It seems she is now looking for us...
Alex: *grins evily and disappears, then reappears infront of the window with a giant cannon as an arm, then lowers the cannon and blows off the top of the tree Herc is hiding behind*
Herc: *squeels like a lil girl* RUN AWAY! *runs off*
Alex: Heheheh. *grins evilly and lies back down, still topless*
Meg: *barges in* We heard loud bangs! What.... *looks at Alex* ...happened?
Lissa: *follows Meg* Um.. Alex?
Alex: *opens one eye* What?
Lissa: You're topless, that's what
Alex: *starts to sit up*
Meg: *steps back* No, please, stay where you are
Alex: *lays back on her stomach* My shirt's over there *points at a chair* And I came really close to killing some guy trying to get in my window
Lissa: Well, put it on
Alex: *grins* But I'm not allowed to get up
Meg: *whips the shirt at Alex* Idiot. *walks out*
Lissa: *sighs* You're so weird as a girl, Alex *walks out*
Alex: ^.^
Later...
Herc: Alright. We have seen pretty much everything there is to see about this tribe, and soon we shall wrap this exclusive up. As you can see, it is the twilight hours now, and the group has decided to hold a gathering in their backyard. I believe we should be in for quite a show... *wanders over and hides in a bush*
Ashka: *dressed in funky 70's clothes and whispering* You sure this'll work?
Pasha: *also dressed in 70's clothes and whispering* Of course it'll work! That guy's such a retard he'll come running!
Chichi: *is dressed in Indian pow-wow clothes* He's probably here now *looks around*
Bulma: *dressed as an Egyptian* Well then... ... I feel like it's Halloween again >.O
Pasha: *sighs* I know what you mean... The only ones that are allowed to change are Meg and Lissa, and they do it with webmistress powers. Unfair.
Videl: *dressed like a greek goddess* Does anyone know what they're even doing? I mean, the guys look kind of uncomfortable dressed in cowboy clothes, penguin suits, flaminco dancer costumes....
Bulma: *snickers* I never thought they'd be able to get Vejita into one of those bullfighter costumes, but, they did...
Vejita: *glares* Shut up woman!
Chichi: Damn his Saiyajin hearing, now we can't make fun of him
Bulma: *pouts* I know what you mean
Goten: *dressed as Superman* Geez... this sucks...
Gohan: *dressed as a cowboy* Well, it could be worse
Goten: How?
Trunks: *wearing a pink tuxedo* You could be dressed as Scooby Doo, like your dad
Gokou: *howls* Rhi, Rejita!
Vejita: *growls* Shut up, Kakarotto.
Gohan & Goten: *sweatdrop*
Lissa: *claps her hands* Alright everyone, it's time for our ritual
Meg: Yes yes, we must scare away.... well.... everyone.
Sean: *dressed in a flaminco dancer's costume* Why the hell aren't they dressed up?
Kenny: *dressed as Urkle from Family Matters* It's their play
Sean: *glances at Ken's costume* Then why the hell aren't you dressed up?
Kenny: Shut up, Sean!
Sean: *snickers*
Lissa: Alright. Let the ritual begin!
Meg & Lissa: *disappear behind a board set vertically so it sticks up*
A big orange light flashes, and a loud voice booms out: "DRAGONBALL Z!"
Alex: *wearing actual clothes* Hmph, this better not be that demonic toy commercial
Ashka: *glares* Why aren't you dressed up?
Alex: *grins* They said that if I wore a shirt I didn't have to
Pasha: *sighs* Damn my modesty...
Trunks: *appears at Pasha's side and nudges her* Yes, damn your modesty
Pasha: *sweatdrops* Get out of here! *pushes him away*
Meg: *walks out, but she can't be seen or heard by anyone but Gero* Gero, come here!
Gero: *runs out* Yes my queen?
Lissa: *in the same state as Meg* Hehe... *in a booming voice* Our planet is under attack by Doctor GEAR-O with his indestructable ROBOT-ENCASED BRAIN! *her hand appears and she knocks on Gero's head*
Gero: Gear-o?! HOW DARE YOU!
Meg: *drags Gero away and jumps back out, visible and dressed exactly like a Super Saiyajin Meg, talking in a booming voice* Only the SUPER SAIYAJINS can stop him! *thrusts a fist in the air*
Lissa: *appears dressed as SSJ Gokou* Fierce Noble Gokou! *thrusts fist in the air*
Gokou: *claps his hands* That's ME!
FLASH!(bright lights)
Meg: *appears dressed as SSJ Trunks(long hair)* Powerful UNPREDICTABLE Teen Trunks! *thrusts fist into the air*
Trunks: Eh.. what a mouthful
Goten: *arches his eyebrow* You're telling me
FLASH!(bright lights)
Lissa: *appears dressed as SSJ Vejita* Fearless Volitile Vejita! *swings her arms around and grunts loudly*
All: *snicker*
Vejita: *snarls* I do not GRUNT like that! Stupid woman!
Gokou: *giggles* Yes you dooo!
Goten: *sweatdrops* Dad...
FLASH!(bright lights)
Meg: *appears dressed as younger SSJ Gohan* and Strong Loyal Gohan! *flexes*
Videl: That's my Gohan! *latches onto his arm*
Gohan: Eheh ^_^; *blushes*
Lissa: *swings her arms around like Super Saiyaman* Fighting together..
Meg & Lissa: *classic Sailormoon pose* With YOUR help! *disappear*
A big orange light flashes, and a loud voice booms out: "THE SAGA CONTINUES!"
Sean: *blinks* Are we supposed to clap?
Kenny: ....We'd better. *claps*
All: *clap*
Herc: Amazing! This ritual was far more spectacular than I could have ever imagined! Oh.. wait.. They don't seem to be done...
Meg: *walks out dressed like an Amazoness, war paint on her face and a spear in her hand*
Tien: *eyes bulge out and he starts to drool*
Lissa: *walks out also dressed like Meg*
Yamcha: *howls*
Piccolo: *smacks Tien and Yamcha*
Alex: I could wear those outfits better than them <.<
Ashka: *sweatdrops* Only because your chest is the size of your ego
Pasha: Oh no Ash, her ego's way bigger than that
Lissa: *wicked grin* And now it's time for the sacrafice
Meg: *waves her spear in the air* SACRAFICE! SACRAFICE!
All: SACRAFICE! SACRAFICE!
Herc: ...Oh dear, this could get gory ladies and gentlemen
Meg & Lissa: *point their spear at the bush Herc is hiding behind* SACRAFICE! SACRAFICE!
Lissa: SEIZE HIM!
Goten: *grabs Herc and drags him to Lissa*
Trunks: *does the same with Herc's cameraman*
Herc: *gasp!* No! Don't kill me!
Meg: *grabs Herc's chin* You know, if you were even remotely cute I might consider letting you go...
Chaozu: Whore ~_~
Lissa: *smiles* Tell me, is this thing taped or is it live? *gestures to the camera*
Cameraman: It's... it's taped miss!
Meg: *steps away from Herc* Excellent.
Lissa: *takes the camera and tosses it to Vejita*
Vejita: *blows it up before it reaches him* What the hell was that for?
Lissa: ^.^ Thanks Vejita
Herc: *sulks* My story...
Meg: *sighs* Look buddy, we're not aliens. We're not interesting. We aren't our own "species". We don't love jell-o.
Gokou: Arrooooooooooo!
Gohan: Dad, I think it's time to stop playing Scooby Doo!
Meg: ....With one exception, of course
Lissa: Yeah, so, if you'd kindly GET LOST we'd appreciate it
Herc: *whines and walks away* There goes my big promotion...
Cameraman: Don't worry sir, there's always next year
Lissa: *blinks* That was easier than I thought
Roshi: *snaps a picture of Lissa in her Amazoness outfit* AHAHA! ONE MORE FOR MY COLLECTION! *scampers away*
Lissa: *gasps* ROSHI! NOOO! PICCOLO!! *runs off*
Meg: Isn't it weird how things go back to normal so quick around here? *sighs* Don't even try it! *points a finger at Gero*
