~With Lissa and Meg back, everything seemed to be back to normal once again in the RR, though, I do emphasize the word SEEMED. I say this because it looks like the girls brought back hurricane-ish weather with them and the ramble cast hasn't experienced something like this before in the real world. It‘s a brand spanking new and traumatic day for the group.....and not to mention....a very LOUD one at that.~
Gokou: What’s that noise?!
Lissa: What noise?
~...rumble......~
Gokou: That!
Meg: It’s ok hon, that’s just thunder. Guess it must sound a little different here? Huh? Gokou.....are you listening to me?
Gokou: *stands by the window staring*
Lissa: Um....guess not.
Meg: *shrugs*
Pasha: Bang it! On the trash can! Bang it! On the street light! *pounds on some pots with a ladle*
Ashka: *throws her arms in the air dramatically* BIG!
Pasha and Ashka: *dance around and sing*
Trunks: What the hell....
Goten: I don’t know......and I don’t think I wanna ask....
~thunder rumbles.......lightning strikes~
Gokou: Eeeep! *runs away from the window*
Meg and Lissa: o.O;
Gero: Meg! I’ll protect you!
Meg: Ugh, I don’t want you to protect me....go away.
Gero: *pets her arm*
Meg: *smacks Gero into the wall*
Gero: @.@ .......owww
Roshi: Lissa!
Lissa: DON’T even come near me......
Roshi: *plops on the floor and pouts* *overcomes his depression by pulling out a dirty magazine*
Lissa: Ew....gawd.
Pasha: *pounds on her pots loudly* BANGIN ON A TRASHCAN!
Ashka: *smacks pot lids together* DRUMMIN ON A STREET LIGHT!
Vejita: Would you two shut up?! Why do you ALWAYS have to run around singing some RETARDED song and making more noise then God himself never thought was possible!!?
Pasha and Ashka: *look at Vejita and blink*
Ashka: Would you rather have us sing the Card Captors English dubbed theme?
Vejita: *’s eyebrow twitches*
Ashka: Kay...whatever ^.^
Pasha and Ashka: *go back to pounding their pots and lids* BIG think big! BIG think big! BIG THINK BIG! *go into a frenzy of making as much noise as possible*
Vejita: *hyperventilates*
Trunks: Tousan.....
Vejita: THAT’S IT! *reach out to strangle the two*
Pasha and Ashka: *take off running*
Vejita: *follows*
Lissa: Huh? Now what?
Meg: *shrugs*
Lissa: Ya know, is it me or are they all a little paranoid?
Meg: Maybe a little bit of both.
Lissa: ~.~
Vejita: Stop squirming!
Trunks: Tousan!
Vejita: SHUT UP BOY!
Pasha: Gah!
Ashka: Vejitaaaaa! You’re gonna pull my leg ooooff!
Vejita: Good....then you won’t be able to run around singing anymore!
~CRASH~
Gokou: THUNDER!
ChiChi: *sighs* Oh Gokou.......
Goten: Ashkie! I’m comin!
Ashka: Gehn ~.~
Trunks: Tousan, would you PLEASE calm down?!
Goten: *grabs Ashka and flies behind the couch*
Vejita: *snaps his head around and eyes Pasha crawling away*
Pasha: ^.^;; hehe....
Vejita: *tackles*
Pasha: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Lissa: *falls onto a chair laughing*
Meg: Ugh, you’re a lot of help.
Lissa: I can’t help it, look at them!
Meg: *looks....holds in giggles* It’s not funny.
Lissa: Are you BLIND?!
Pasha: *squirms around on the floor, trying not to be caught by Vejita, yelping*
Trunks: *darts around, trying to pull Pasha away*
Ashka: *jumps up and down behind the couch* Pish, look out! Nice move! AH! He’s gonna get yooooouuu!
Meg: *collapses onto the couch laughing*
Vejita: *curses, yells, growls* Stop moving, just let me smack you once!
Bulma: What the hell? Vejita! WHAT are you doing?
Vejita: Huh? NO! GAH! *falls over, unconscious*
Bulma: *stands stiff in front of a window, tapping her foot, and holding a pot in her right arm.....pitchfork lightning strikes behind her*
Lissa: Skeeri....
Meg: *nods*
Pasha: Haha! *stands over Vejita* One little voice. Hee!
Trunks: *slams his hand over Pasha’s mouth and drags her away while Vejita’s distracted*
Pasha: *’s eyes widen and a muffled scream is heard*
Trunks: *makes it behind the couch* Huh? *lets go*
Pasha: TRUNKS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SLAP ME FOR!?
Trunks: Gehn X_X
Ashka: Yeah, that wasn’t necessary!
Goten: Yeah Trunks, you wife beater!
Trunks Wife beater? I didn’t beat her!
Goten: That’s not what it looked like.
Ashka: Goten....are you TRYING to cause more trouble?
Goten: ..........yes
Ashka: ~.~
Goten: ^_^
Trunks: Gomen Pashi.
Pasha: It’s ok, I forgive you....since I know you DIDN’T mean it.
Trunks ^_^
Pasha: ^.^
Ashka: Aw look, they’re all happy and smiling at each other. So cuuuuute!
Pasha: *flicks Ashka’s ear*
Ashka: Owwie!
Pasha: Nyeh.
~lights flicker~
Videl: I hate when that happens.
ChiChi: Me too, I hope we don’t lose power.
Gokou: Lose power?!
ChiChi: No, we won’t
Gokou: Ok.
Gohan: Maybe we will.....and then, we’ll be alone in the dark......in the night....
Others: o.O
Gohan: Um.....never mind
Meg: Right.....
Piccolo: Does anyone else hear that?
Bulma: Hear what?
Piccolo: That noise.....sounds like water lapping at something.
Others: *listen*
Lissa: *walks over to the window* O.O
Meg: What’s the matter?
Lissa: Flood!
Meg: Flood?
Gohan: Flood?
Videl: Flood?
Trunks: Is there an echo in here?
Pasha: Is there an echo in here?
Ashka: Ok! We get the point!
Goten: Ok! We get....
Ashka: Goten!
Goten: Sorry.
Meg: *walks over to the window* Wow....you’re right, it’s flooded up a few inches below the window.
Lissa: It’s raining a lot harder now...damn weathermen, always LIE. Does it LOOK like a bright sunny day with birds flying all over the place?!
~lights go out~
Everyone: *screams*
~lights go back on~
Everyone: *stop screaming*
Lissa: Huh? Roshi!
Roshi: I swear I wasn’t looking down your shirt!
Lissa: Get away from me! PICCOLO!
Piccolo: *grabs Roshi and hand cuffs him to the wall*
Roshi: Ugh
Piccolo: *sticks Gero next to him*
Gero: Look what you did, had to ruin it for ME too?!
Gokou: Eeeee! It’s DARK. ChiChi you lied! Just like the weathermen!
ChiChi: *sighs*
Ashka: *high pitched scream and latches onto Goten‘s arm* dark o.o
Goten: *yells* What?! Someone say something?!
Ashka: Why are you screaming?
Goten: *yells* I’m not screaming!
Ashka: Yes you are.
Goten: *yells* Um....sorry then!
Ashka: Eeeh, my ears ~.~
Pasha: *high pitched scream*
Vejita: Would you two stop screaming?!
Trunks: Woah! I am now....deaf.....
Lissa: What’s the matter?
Pasha: I stepped in something!
Trunks: *scrambles to get off the floor*
Lissa: Uh oh...
Meg: What?
Lissa: We got major seepage.....
Meg: How?
Lissa: I dunno.....
Pasha: Oh my god! This is just like that really bad movie.....you know, with all that water!
Ashka: You mean the one with George Clooney and the boat?
Pasha: Yeah!
Ashka: Ugh, that sucked! *gasps* You’re right! Watch, the window’s are gonna be smashed in because a huge wave is gonna come and knock down the house!
Piccolo: Can you two please stop screaming?
Ashka: Why does everyone tell us that?
Pasha: *shrugs*
Gokou: Wave? You mean it’s a Tsunami?!
Meg: No! Nothing like that is going to happen. This is just a little rain....a little flooding, some thunder, lots of lightning, power failure, seep.....
Gokou: *stands in the dark, whimpering*
Meg: *nervous giggle* We’re absolutely fine.
Lissa: That’s right, all we have to do is patch up the window and.....think of something to do. Pasha, a little light please?
Pasha: *snaps her fingers and her hand ignites* Good?
Lissa: Yup, ok, boys, get to work.
Boys: What?
Lissa: Ugh fine, I’ll just use my special web powers to fix it, ok? God, you guys are so lazy!
Boys: *stand silently with black faces*
Lissa: *fixes the windowpane, adding glitter and sparkles to any magical zaps she does*
Meg: Was that really necessary?
Lissa: Yes.
Meg: Ok! Pash, light these candles and then you guys put then around the room.
Others: *scatter candles around*
Meg: And Meg said, let there be light! Ok, so, how’s about we play a game?
~CRASH! Pitchfork lightning strikes behind the window glass~
Gero and Roshi: *shriek and cling to each other*
Lissa: Heh....
Meg: Hey....where’s Vejita?
Bulma: Still on the floor.
Meg: Really? I thought he woke up already.
Bulma: Nope.
Vejita: *groans*
Meg: Aw....spoke too soon.
Vejita: *sits up* woman....if you smack me with that pan again.....
Bulma: You’ll what?
Vejita: I’ll....
Bulma: Hmm?
Vejita: *scoffs*
Bulma: That’s what I thought.
Videl: The winds getting worse......
Lissa: Everything’s fine, we’re safe, promise.
~TV turns on~
Everyone: *gasps*
Gokou: *screams*
~insane laughter~
Everyone: O.O
Goten: It’s the apocalypse!
Pasha: *blinks*
!?!: And you all thought you were rid of me!
Everyone: *gasps*
ChiChi: It’s Him!
!?!: Yes it’s ME! *jumps out of the TV*
Lissa and Meg: Sean!
Vejita: ............
Sean: Mwahahahahaha! *runs around blowing the candles out, making horse noises every so often*
Gokou: *whimpers*
....thunder rumbles for a good 2 minutes.....during the lightning flashes, everyone catches a glimpse of Sean’s face.....it’s obvious he’s been drinking a little bit too much.....
Lissa: Wonderful......Sean drunk....this is just great.
Sean: Are you talking about me?
Lissa: No.
Sean: *totally forgetting what he just asked* *points at nothing* I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Pasha: *lights the candles*
Others: *stare at Sean, who seems to be arguing with a chair*
Videl: Uh....
Meg: Don’t mind him.....he’s just....very special.
Sean: *grabs Ashka and lowers her into a dip, stoking her face......missing occasionally* Hey baby, how’s about you and me go some place where we can be alone? *grins idiotically*
Ashka: *raises an eyebrow*
Sean: *slurs some letters*
Goten: *’s eyes narrow in anger*
Meg: Uh oh... *restrains Goten*
Goten: *powers up*
Meg: Oh God....Goten, hon, calm down.....please?!
Ashka: GYAH! *grabs Sean’s arm, flips him around, and slams him onto the floor* That’s for calling me baby! *picks up a table and attempts to slam it down onto Sean’s drunken body* and this is for violating me!
Lissa: ASHKA NO!
Pasha: *grabs Ash and drags her away* Hon....put the table down....
Sean: *sits up* did you catch the number of that bus?
Pasha: Ashi.....please put that tab.....GAH! Hey....who the hell.......SEAN!?
Sean: *stands behind Pasha giggling*
Pasha: *’s eyes flare up* If you EVER touch my ass again!
