It's another day in the RR, as it always is, and Pasha and Trunks have been sitting in the living room for about an hour with a notebook and a camcorder. I wonder what they could be planning?...
Pasha: How about this one? *shows the notebook to Trunks*
Trunks: *frowns* You sure?
Pasha: *pouts* Why not! We took your lame ones!
Trunks: Okay, okay! *sweatdrops* I just think we're asking to get beaten with that one.
Pasha: Hm... Well, you'll just have to ask that one then. *grins*
Lissa: Hey you guys, what are you--
Pasha: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! *dives at Lissa*
Lissa: *screeches and runs into the kitchen*
Pasha: *straightens clothes* Ahem. *goes and sits down, picking up the notebook again* Now, where were we?
In the kitchen...
Lissa: *blinking at all the people* What the hell's going on?
Meg: *shrugs* They herded us all in here. I figured they were snogging or something, but Pasha always goes back to the other couch.
Videl: *eyes Meg* Snogging?
Meg: Err... *shifty eyes*
Alex: You've been reading Harry Potter fanfics again, haven't you?
Meg: *sweatdrops* Weeeell....
Alex: *gasps* You've been reading YAOI Harry Potter fanfics again, haven't you? Haven't you?!
Meg: Yes, okay?! I have! Lemme alone! *buries face on Piccolo's shoulder*
Piccolo: *pats Meg on the back*
Lissa: *blinks slowly* Right. So nobody knows what's going on?
Ashka: *eyes wide* I do!
Lissa: *eyes her* You do?
Ashka: *nods fervently*
Goten: Why do you look so skeptical? Ashi's allowed to know stuff too.
Goten: Aww, it's okay Ashi. *hugs Ashka* Look what you did, Lissa!
Lissa: Me?! I didn't do anything!
Goten: *moving away with Ashka* Yeah, yeah..
Pasha: Hey! Everybody!
All: *stop and glare at Pasha*
Pasha: *blinks* What? What's wrong?!
Kenny: *snarls* You're what's wrong! I wanted to watch some goddamned TV and I got kicked in here!
Sean: I thought you'd be happy in here with the fridge and all.
Kenny: Shut up. >_<
Pasha: Hey! Stop ignoring me!
Lissa: Pasha, what the hell are we all doing in here?
Pasha: *pouts* That's what I came to tell you! You can all come out now. *grins*
All: *grumble and make their way to the living room, only to find all the doors sealed shut*
Vejita: *blinks* What the hell?
Alex: I can't get my door open! *steps back, then slams her body into the door* It's not opening! *slams into it again*
Trunks: ....Uhhh.... Surprise! *holds up a camcorder* We're making a video.
Meg: Ew!
Goten: Trunks, you're my best friend and all, but I do NOT want to hear about your erotic fetishes!
Pasha: *growls* You're all so stupid! We're making a survey video!
Kenny: *flops onto the couch* I'll pass.
Pasha: *eyes flare* You will NOT! You are going to ANSWER EVERY QUESTION whether we decide to USE IT OR NOT!
Kenny: O_O;;;; *in a tiny voice* Yes ma'am.
Pasha: *glares at everyone else*
All: *eyes wide, sit down in unison*
Pasha: *eyes fade back to normal color* Well then. *smiles* Let's begin!
And so, Pasha and Trunks keep the RR crew trapped in the living room for three hours asking questions and getting responses on tape. After dismissing everyone, they disappear to edit it. An hour later everyone is gathered in the living room (again) to watch the final product...
Kenny: *grumbles, slouching on the couch next to Meg* Can I go to sleep now?
Meg: Let me think about it.
Kenny: *leans on Meg* G'night. *passes out*
Meg: Hey! *growls and smacks Kenny* Wake up, idiot!
Kenny: *snaps awake* Huh? What the hell?
Meg: *glares* I didn't ANSWER you yet!
Kenny: *sweatdrops* So can I go to sleep?
Pasha: *gets in his face* Hell no!
Kenny: *grumbles*
Sean: God, Ken, you're such a whiner.
Kenny: Why don't you shut the hell up?
Pasha: KENNETH!
Kenny: *whimpers* Shutting up.
Sean: *snorts*
Alex: Why don't you both shut up so they'll open up the rest of this place? I have Everquest to get back to!
Lissa: *looking nervous and fidgety*
Sean: What's wrong with you?
Lissa: Nothing! *bites lip and glances around*
Trunks: Okay, we're starting now. Lights!
The lights go out.
Ashka: *squeals*
Goten: It's okay Ashi. You're fine.
Ashka: But it's dark, Goten!
Goten: Yeah, but... can you let go of my ear?
Pasha: Okay! Now you all get to see our cool video. Enjoy it. *eyes narrow* Or else.
Trunks: Heh heh. She's kidding!
Pasha: *blinks* No I'm not.
Trunks: Heh heh.... come on Pashi... *drags her away*
The wall behind them turns out to be a large TV, and on the screen you see Pasha's face grinning and her hand next to her doing the peace sign, and Trunks at the top of the screen, face upside down, pulling on the sides of his mouth and sticking his tongue out. Ashka finds this hilarious and starts cracking up. Goten quickly calms her down though. The image clears and we see Pasha grinning and waving.
*~*~*
Pasha: Hi! I'm on TV! Heehee! ^.^ This morning I woke up and asked Trunks what we were going to do today. He said nothing. NOTHING! *frowns* So I decided to make up something to do. Suddenly, I got this extremely BRILLIANT idea! Let's have a vid-survey!
*~*~*
Chaozu: *boos and throws popcorn at the screen*
Pasha: *growls*
Sean: *whacks Chaozu with the blunt end of his sword*
Chaozu: *passes out*
*~*~*
Pasha: So now, here are clips of your responses to our uber-shibby survey!
*~*~*
Meg: Woo! Shibby!
Lissa: *eyes Meg* You're starting to rub off on her.
Meg: *grins and flips hair* Honey, I rub off on everyone.
Chaozu: *mumbles* Skank...
*~*~*
Trunks: *grins at the camera* Okay, well, we picked short straws on who gets to ask the opening question. I lost. So here it is: How old are you?
Sean: *frowns at camera* What kind of crappy question is that?
Meg: ....Uh. I'm 15. Don't you know that already? O.o;
Lissa: *grins* I'm 16! Meg's the youngest! *cackles*
Meg: *is shown again, eyeing somebody out of viewing range* Yeah... Okay. I'm the youngest. At least I'm not age-challenged like Sean.
Sean: *snorts* I'm 19.
Kenny: *frowning* I'm 17. Sean is not 19, he's 32.
Sean: *appears next to Kenny* What the hell are you talking about?
Kenny: You're 32! I created you when you were 19!
Sean: I'm still 19!
Kenny: No, you're not. Midenians age twice as fast as normal people. If you hadn't spent time in the dream world you'd be 28. You're 32!
Sean: *eyes narrow* I'm. Nine. Teen.
Kenny: I CREATED you. I think I know how old you are.
Sean: I'm not 32!
Meg: *shown again* Age-challenged I'm telling you.
*~*~*
Kenny: *whispering* You're thirty-two..
Sean: I'm f*cking nineteen and if you don't shut up I'm going to slice your head open.
*~*~*
Pasha: *winking* This one's an easy one. What sex are you?
Alex: .... *pales*
Chaozu: I'm male, idiot.
Piccolo: O_o; I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. *rolls eyes*
Vejita: ARE YOU CALLING ME A WOMAN?!
Videl: ^.^ I'm a female, of course!
Chichi: Female.
Alex: Well... I.... uhhhh.....
Pasha': ...Don't you know what sex you are?
Alex: *shifty eyes* I... uhhh... Weeeeeeeell.....
Ashka: *eyes light up* I'M A GIRL! Hey, ask Ed what sex he is! Come on!
Pasha's voice: *sighs* What sex are you, Ed?
Ashka: Ed says you're a skank. And that he's male.
Pasha's voice: That's great, Ashi...
Alex: Um...
Trunks' voice: Damnit, Alex! Do you want me to pick one for you?
Trunks: *sighs* Short straw again. Where are you from?
Lissa: I'm AMERICAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ashka: *blinks* .....I uh..... Don't know?
Meg: OOOOOHHHHH CAAAAAANADAAAAAA! OUR HOOOOME AND NAAAATIVE LAAAAAAAAND!
Sean: *rubbing forehead* I have a headache from Meg's singing. I'm Midenian.
Kenny: American. Is the survey almost done?
Meg: TRUUUUUEEEE PAAAATRIOT LOOOOVE! IN ALL THY SON'S COMMAAAAAAND!
Alex: American. Thank god Piccolo shut Meg up when he did. I might've gotten violent. *mechanical arm starts spinning and changing from machine guns to saws to axes*
Piccolo: Namekian.
Gokou: I'm an EARTHLING!
Vejita: I'm a Saiyajin, and Kakarotto is weak for saying he's an Earthling.
Goten: *sweatdrops* Who the hell knows. I'm part Saiyajin, though. Does that count?
Pasha: What would you do if I said no?
Goten: *shrugs* Kill you.
Pasha: No.
Goten: *starts charging up*
Ashka's voice: GOOOOOTEEEEEEEN! ED'S LOST!!!!!
Goten: *eyes Pasha* Another time then. *walks away*
Yamcha: *scratches back of head* Well.. I guess I'm an Earthling too.
*~*~*
Meg: *pouting at Piccolo* Mou! You didn't have to cover my mouth, Piccolo!
Piccolo: Nameks have ultra-sensitive hearing.
Gohan: *chuckles and whistles a few notes*
Piccolo: *whirls and glares at Gohan*
Gohan: ^_^;; Hehe.
*~*~*
Pasha: Trunks lies... we don't draw short straws. *glares out of range* Question four. What is your favorite outfit?
Meg: *grinning* My cow pajamas!
Ashka: *eyes light up* My GOLDFISH pajamas!
Gokou: Melville!
Sean: These questions suck ass.
Kenny: I agree with Sean. Give us some good questions!
Pasha: *growls* Fine! Where do you keep your underwear?
Sean: *smirks* What underwear?
Meg: *jaw drops* Sean said WHAT?!
Lissa: Erm... *turns red* Where is this being sent?
Pasha: Nowhere. We're just making it because we're bored.
Lissa: Well... okay... My everyday ones I keep in my dresser, but the ones for "special occasions" I keep in my bedroom closet in a shoe box.
*~*~*
Lissa: *groans and buries her face in her hands*
*~*~*
Pasha: Did I forget to mention that we're making copies and sending it to people like Duo and the guys from Gundam Wing? And the people from FF8?
Lissa: *eyes widen* WHAT?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK UNTIL YOUR FACE TURNS BLUE!!! *lunges*
The screen turns staticky and seconds later Trunks' face is shown. His eyes light up.
Trunks: I fixed it, Pasha!
Pasha: *looks around nervously* Okay!
Meg: *eyes narrow* I'm not telling you.
Kenny: Ew! Sean said what?!
Roshi: *grins* I..
Trunks: Nevermind!
Roshi: *blinks* What?
Trunks: I do NOT want to know.
Pasha: *grins, eyes flicking around nervously* On to question six! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Sean: WHO THE *BEEP* WRITEs THIS *BEEP*?! WHAT THE *BEEP* KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!
Trunks: *frowning* Considering the fact that Sean swore for a good four minutes we decided to skip the rest of that question. The next question is: Who's the coolest person in the world?
Ashka: ED!!!
Sean: I am.
Kenny: Uhhh... *shifty eyes*
Meg: HEERO! Heero's the coolest!
Lissa: Umm... I guess I have to say Duo. Duo rocks! ^.^
Alex: My character Naya, who is a cyborg from the planet Biorg and has cybertronic parts like myself. She is roughly a size 36 and a half, with a D cup of course. She enjoys swimming, boxing, sparring, and dancing. She prefers skimpy clothes because her internal thermometer is broken and always says that she's overheating. People call her a slut but really, she's just misunderstood.
Lissa: *listening to Pasha* ...Yeah, well, Alex is a freak.
Piccolo: ....The coolest person in the world? How the hell should I know?
Chaozu: TIEN is!
Tien: My goddess Meg is by far the coolest person in the world.
Yamcha: I don't know what Tien's smoking, but Lissa's definitely the coolest.
Kenny: Duke Nukem! ..... Err... *sweatdrops*
Gohan: Umm... ^_^ Mister Piccolo's the coolest.
*~*~*
Meg: Aww!
Lissa: That's soooo cute!
Piccolo: *looks embarrassed*
Gohan: *blushes*
Meg: Gohan's adorable!
Lissa: He's such a sweetie!
Gohan: Ah... ^_^;;;;;
*~*~*
Trunks: What's your favorite song?
Lissa: BRANDENBURG!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANON IN D!!!!!!! *starry eyes*
Meg: Lissa said that? ...Well, she's kinda... *twirls finger next to ear* Coo-coo, coo-coo.
*~*~*
Lissa: *smacks Meg*
Meg: *giggles and ducks behind Kenny*
*~*~*
Kenny: I make my own music.
Pasha's voice: That doesn't count.
Kenny: *frowns* Then... uhhh....
Meg: Me? I love Black Balloon by Goo Goo Dolls.
Ashka: *twirls* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedly dee dee! There they are a standing in a row! BIG ONES! small ones! SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD! Just give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, it's what the showman said! Fwee! What? No, that's Ed's favorite song.
Kenny: Damnit woman, I can't pick something else!
Sean: *shrugs* My theme.
Pasha's voice: ...You have a theme?
Sean: Of course I have a theme!
Ashka: My favorite? ....Umm.... OH! SEE CHAMELEON, LYING THERE, IN THE SUN! ALL THINGS TO EVERYONE! RUN RUN AWAY! LET'S GO! *dances*
Bulma: That don't impress me much! Dun dun, dunna. So you've got the looks but have ya, got the touch? Now, now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right! But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the ni~ight!
Pasha: *blinking* I didn't know your mom could sing so well.
Trunks: ...Neither did I.
*~*~*
Bulma: ^^
Videl: You're a really good singer!
Bulma: Thank you ^^;;
Vejita: What are you, deaf?
Bulma: *eyes flare up and glares at Vejita*
Vejita: Erk... O_O;; She's a wonderful singer!
Bulma: That's better ^.^
*~*~*
Pasha: Okay... *wiggles eyebrows* Question nine. Who are you secretly in loooooove with?
Meg: *blinks* Secretly? Well, it's no secret that I'm in love with Heero Yuy, Seifer Almasy, Squall Leonhart, Zell Dincht, Dart from Legend of Dragoon, Duo Maxwell, Quatre Winner...
Lissa: Well... I love Duo Maxwell, but I also love Spike Spiegel. And Squall Leonhart. And, well.... I kinda love Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho...
