We start off with a seemingly normal day. Lina's still hanging around, refusing to leave until she meets Vejita. Somebody actually WANTS to meet Vejita. Isn't that odd?
Lissa:*screams*
All: *dive away*
Lissa: MEG! TURN THAT CRAP OFF!
Meg's voice: NO!
Lissa: *screams again*
Goten: MEG! TURN THAT DAMN CD OFF!
Meg's voice: NO!
Sean: This is so retarded... *disappears into the hallway*
Videl: ...Where's he going?
Lissa: Damnit... Mmmph! Trunks, get your hand OFF my mouth!
Trunks: Only if you promise not to scream again!
Meg's voice: SEAN! DAMNIT! GET THE HELL BACK HERE WITH THAT!
Sean: One 98º CD, Lissa.
Lissa: *eyes light up* You got it! *snatches the CD* BONFIRE IN THE BACKYARD!
All: *cheer and follow Lissa into the backyard*
Meg: *comes out into the living room sniffling*
Kenny: *lying on the couch with his eyes closed* You deserved it
Meg: Shut up, no I didn't.
Kenny: Sure you did. Playing "True to Your Heart" for one hour was enough, but come on! 'Because of You' is a CRAP song.
Meg: Argh! *jumps up and sits on Kenny's stomach* Well your stupid counterpart didn't have to steal it from me!
Kenny: *opens one eye* You're the one that wanted him here. And get off me.
Meg: *crosses her arms* No.
Lina: *peeking in the window* Hey, Lissa?
Lissa: *wearing warpaint and a tribal gown* Yeah?
Lina: *points* What are Meg and Kenny doing?
Lissa: *peeks in the window* Oh, ignore it. Meg's in annoying little sister mode. Trust me, if they spent more time together one of them would be dead.
Lina: Which one?
Lissa: *grins*
Kenny: *whacks Meg with a pillow* Get lost!
Meg: No! *wrenches the pillow away and throws it across the room*
Kenny: Meg, seriously. I finally got some peace, so F*CK OFF!
Meg: *jaw drops, then glares* Fine! *hops off and storms away*
Kenny: .....F*ck this. *walks out of the RR*
Lina: Ummm... Lissa? Is that bad?
Lissa: *shrugs* I dunno. Come on, let's go dance around the flames of 98º! *drags her away*
Lina: ...Okay! *twirls* Ohhh.... Hi Vejita! *runs over*
Vejita: ....What?
An hour later...
Ashka: Ow ow ow ow ow! That hurts, Goten!
Goten: *rubbing cream on Ashka's shoulders* Well you shouldn't have thrown yourself at the fire! Thank god for Gohan.
Ashka: There is NO WAY! I would never throw myself at a fire.
Pasha: *sitting in Trunks's lap and leaning back against him* Well you did, and I think the fact that you don't remember is a problem.
Trunks: *leaning on the couch with his eyes closed* You started adding -ish to your words again.
Pasha: *eyes light up* Oooh! Fireish!
Ashka: *frowns* There's no way.
Gohan: Then you just DOVE at the fire. You were engulfed in seconds. It's lucky I was near the hose.
Ashka: *shakes her head* All I remember is screaming.
Lissa: *walks over to the couch looking around* Hey... Have you guys seen Kenny?
Pasha: Nope. We haven't seen Meg around either.
Lissa: *waves her hand dismissively* Oh she's locked up in her room, cursing at anyone who comes in. I think Ken did something.
Trunks: But you can't find him.
Lissa: Nope. I even asked Sean, but he has no idea.
Ashka: That's OW!... odd.
Lissa: *smiles* How you doing, firefly?
Ashka: *pouts*
Goten: *grins* She's all burnt out.
Ashka: Oh you guys are hilarious v.v
Pasha: Yeah, she- *gets whacked with a pillow*
Ashka: *grimacing*
Goten: Ashi! No sudden movements!
Lissa: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go look around some more. Lina's leaving soon, and I think she wants to say bye to everybody. Including Ken. *waves and walks off*
Meg: *walking quietly into the kitchen with her eyes downcast*
Sean: *turns away from his conversation with Lina* What's wrong with you?
Lina: What happened?
Meg: *fiddling with the toaster* Nothin'.
Sean: Liar. You're pouting.
Meg: Am not.
Sean: Are too.
Meg: *glares at Sean* Why the hell won't the two of you leave me alone?! *leaves the kitchen*
Lina: *frowns* What did I do?
Sean: *blinking* I don't think she meant you, Lina.
Half an hour later, there's a knocking on the door. Well, more like a pounding...
Gero: I'm coming!
People in the RR: Ew!/Pervert!/Sick bastard!
Gero: *jaw drops* I meant I was going to get the door!
People in the RR: ....Oh. *go back to what they were doing*
Gero: *mumbles incoherently and opens the door*
???: Is Lina here?
Gero: We don't want a vacuum cleaner. *goes to close the door*
???: The man ASKED for Lina. Is she here, old man?
Gero: I...
???: *eyes narrow* Don't make me beat it outta you.
Gero: .... *opens the door and steps out of the way*
Lina: Hey... Squall? Seifer? What are you guys doing here?!
Squall: *shrugs* Looking for you.
Zell: *dives into the RR* ....There you are! *yells out the door* We found her, guys!
All: *watch as a pile of FF7 and FF8 characters storm into the RR*
Videl: *jaw drops* What the...
Lina: *blinks* I didn't do it! *grabs a nearby arm* Why are you guys here?!
Selphie: *glances down at her arm, then back up at Lina* Well... You were gone a really long time, and Sephiroth got bored. *fidgets nervously* He kinda took over the webpage.
Lina: ....WHAT?!
On the other side of the room, Zell and Meg are playing Triple Triad while Lissa is trying to talk to her...
Meg: *puts down a card* Your move.
Lissa: Meg, seriously. What the hell happened?
Zell: *puts a card down*
Meg: *swears* I don't wanna talk about it Lissa. *puts another card down*
Lissa: Well you're GONNA talk about it, because Kenny's GONE and you're starting to piss me off!
Zell: *puts down another card*
Meg: *frowns and swears again* Fine. I was bugging him and he swore at me. Simple as that. Then I left the room and when I came out he was gone, so I stayed in my room for awhile. Then I came out again later, and Sean started bugging me. I flipped out on him. I hate Ken, and I hate Sean. The end. *puts down her last card*
Lissa: *frowns*
Zell: *puts down his last card* I win.
Meg: *slams her fist on the table* Damnit!
Lissa: So he just... left?
Meg: *shuffling the Triple Triad cards again* Yeah. Pretty much.
Lissa: *sighs* Will you help me look for him?
Meg: *sighs* ....Yeah. After one more game though.
Zell: But you ALWAYS lose!
Meg: There's a first time for everything, baby.
Five minutes and one Triple Triad loss later...
Meg: Damn his face cards!
Quistis: *points at Meg's cards* You had a face card too.
Meg: *frowns* Not the right one.
Quistis: *arches an eyebrow* That's your favorite one.
Meg: Well not anymore. *stands up and walks away to find Lissa*
Zell: Which is it?
Quistis: *smiles and holds up the card - it's of Zell*
Zell: *snorts and shuffles the cards again, trying to hide the grin on his face*
A little while later, a group of RR members are on the streets of the web, looking for Ken and leaving Lina and her FF lackeys in the RR. Meg isn't mad at Sean anymore, and he's noticed. Lissa is shouting as they go, and has a red mark on her arm from where the rock hit her...
Goten: He really didn't have to do that, you know.
Lissa: *frowns* Yeah well. KENNY! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Goten: I mean really, just because you screamed at him for insulting you, he didn't have to get violent.
Ashka: *grinning* Yeah, just because you whacked him with that rolled up newspaper and called him a lost puppy doesn't mean he had to get violent.
All: *snicker*
Lissa: Yeah well, he was bugging Pasha. Nobody bugs my creations.
Pasha: My hero.
Sean: *stops abruptly*
Meg: What are you stopping for?
Sean: He's around here.
Lissa: You sure? KENNY! KEEEEEEEEEENNNNYYYYYYYY!!
All: *hear a muffled noise that sounds like 'Shut up'*
Piccolo: *ears twitch* That way. *points to the right*
Lissa: *walks in that direction* KEN! KEEEEEN! COME OUT AND PLAY!
Ashka: *rolls her eyes* Great Lissa. That'll make him come out.
Lissa: I figure if I yell enough he'll shout at me again.
Meg: *walks down an alley* Ken? You in here, you stupid asshole?
Sean: *following her* Betcha he is.
Meg: But where...?
Lissa: Is he in here? KENNY?!
Meg & Sean: *sweatdrop*
Ashka: Did you find him?
Sean: No, but he's in here.
Pasha: How do you know?
Sean: *taps his head* Just do.
Piccolo: *glances at a nearby dumpster and listens* ...... *nods to himself and lifts the lid, peaking in, only to get whacked in the face with a pizza box* ARGH! *rears back, dropping the lid*
Meg: What the hell?
Lissa: ...HE'S IN THERE! *jumps on the dumpster and bangs on it with her fists* Kenny! Kenny! Get out!
Pasha: He can't get out if you're ON the dumpster, stupid.
Lissa: *jumps onto Piccolo and he sets her on the ground* Shut up, I knew that.
Kenny: *peaks outta the dumpster* Get lost.
Lissa: Kenny! We found you!
Kenny: Go. Away.
Sean: No way man, get outta there.
Kenny: Screw off, Sean.
Sean: No thanks. And we had to walk all the way here just to find your sorry ass so get outta there before I haul you out.
Kenny: How about no. You see, spending time in this dumpster has shown me what a wuss I've become by hanging out with all of you. No way, not anymore. From now on I'm going to be the Ken I was before I got here.
Sean: Fine, whatever. Stay in the dumpster. See if I care.
Lissa: No Kenny! Don't listen to Sean!
Kenny: *closes the lid of the dumpster*
Sean: Promise you won't come out? ....... *grins and gets behind the dumpster, motioning to Piccolo*
Piccolo: *nods and follows suit*
Sean: One. Two. Three!
Both: *start pushing the dumpster out of the alley*
Kenny: *peers out of the dumpster* The HELL do you think you're doing?!
Pasha: Wow, Sean's smarter than he looks.
Sean: *grunts* Gee, thanks.
And so, the two push the dumpster into the RR's backyard. Kenny refused to get out for about an hour afterwards, but then Meg ordered pizza for everybody and he got out. Seems the FF characters had been throwing garbage in the dumpster anyway...
Meg: *points at Zell* I want a rematch!
Zell: *snorts* You'll lose!
Meg: *shrugs* Maybe, but it's not like I'm losing cards or anything.
Zell: *shakes his head and starts shuffling the deck*
Reno: Where the hell's the booze?
Roshi: *hands him a can labelled 'Apple Juice'* Here.
Reno: Uhh.. *eyes him warily*
Roshi: Trust me. They don't let us keep alcohol.
Reno: *nods knowingly and takes a sip* ...Heheheh. *chugs*
Lina: *blinks*Rude, Reno's bonding with Roshi. You really should save him.
Rude: He looks safe.
Lina: You REALLY should save him.
Rude: *shrugs and heads over*
Lina: Kenny! You're back! I wanted to say bye! *runs over to hug him*
Kenny: *blinks*
Lina: *stops abruptly and sniffs the air* Uhh... *glances at Ken* .....Bye Ken! *runs away*
Kenny: ....Eh?
Chichi: Ken! Look, the computer's fixed!
Gokou: Reeve fixed it! But... he kinda... went away. So don't break it?
Kenny: *eyes light up but then face darkens* No.
Gokou: *blinks* What?
Kenny: *picks up the computer modem and carries it outside, the moniter dragging along behind*
All: ...... *follow Kenny outside*
Kenny: *throws the console into the dumpster and lights it on fire*
Meg: Oh my god!
Lissa: He did NOT just do that!
Sean: *arches an eyebrow* Another bonfire?
Ashka: Get the marshmellows!!
Pasha: Ashka, this time you're staying AWAY from the fire!
Ashka: *stops abruptly and eyes turn sparkly* Fireish...
Goten: NO! *drags Ashka into the RR*
Ashka: *screeches* GOTEN! FIREISH!!
Trunks: *snickers*
Lina: *sitting on a bench that's suddenly appeared in the backyard* I'm gonna miss it here ^^
Lissa: You'll stick around until after the bonfire, right?
Meg: *latched onto Zell's arm* They don't have a choice.
Zell: *sweatdrops* Heheh ^_^;
Lissa: *roasting a marshmellow over the bonfire* Let's sing a song!
Piccolo: *snorts*
Pasha: I've got one! I touch the fire, and it freezes me. I look into it and it's black!
All(sans FF cast): NO!!
Pasha: *frowns*
Trunks: The fire sure doesn't freeze Ashka.
Pasha & Trunks: *snicker*
Meg: *mumbling to herself*
Zell: *snickers*
Lissa: What'd she say?
Zell: Umm... nothing.
Lissa: *flings a flaming marshmellow at Zell*
Zell: *yelps and swerves out of the way*
Lissa: I SAID: What did she say?
Meg: *grins* Nothing! I have a song. It's the Kenny song.
All: Ooooooo
Sean: *grins* I know THIS song.
Meg: *clears her throat and music comes outta nowhere* Kenny-bear sits in the dumpster tree~ee
Videl: *glances around* Where's that music coming from?
Sean: Chubby chubby king of the trash is he~ee
Kenny: *glares*
Meg: Laugh, Kenny-bear, laugh!
Sean: Kenny-bear king of the trash is he. Badum bum.
Reno: *obviously plastered* I gots one! A-hem. Rude-man sits in the Mr. Clean tree~ee, baldy baldy king of the shine is he~ee, laugh, Rude-man, laugh! Rude-man king of the shine is he. Badum bum. *falls over*
Chaozu: *holding a mic* Skanky Meg sits in the old slut tree~ee, skanky skanky king of the skanks is she~ee, laugh, skanky Meg laugh, because skanky Meg, soon I shall kill thee. Badum bum.
Meg: *beats Chaozu with a flaming marshmellow* DIE! DIE!
Zell: *sneaks away while she's distracted*
Kenny: .....I am NOT chubby!
Fin! Or is it? Seems we're back where we started. Oh well ^^
Bye Lina!
