~It's just another *cough* ordinary *hack* day *wheeze* in the RR *sniffle* ....PSH! YEAH RIGHT! As you may have noticed, these guys are anything BUT ordinary!~
Meg: *frolics into the RR* La la la...Oh! *spots a pansy* I wonder how that got here.... The poor thing, I wonder if it even has life insurance.... *bends over to pick it up, and gets nailed in the head with a football*
Gohan: ACK!!! I TOLD you I haven't played football in a while!
Videl: *bending over Meg* She's out cold......look what YOU did!
Gohan: Eh! I didn’t mean it!
~So, Meg's passed out. Again. And it seems, she's about to have a very interesting dream...~
Meg: *opens her eyes, finding herself in a large wagon in the middle of a farm* ......What the hell?
Choto: *doesn't resemble a dog at all, and looks exactly like Chaozu* This bites ~.~
Meg: AAAHHH!!! KILL IT KILL IT!!! IT'S DEFORMED AND SCARY AND...Why am I on a farm?
Choto: I don't like you. Why am I still around?
Meg: ...Who are you? O.o
Choto: I'm Choto, duh.
Meg: ....Eh O.o
~And suddenly, a big tornado comes out of nowhere and picks up Meg, Choto, and their wagon~
Meg: *looks down at the ground* Well this is just wonderful...
~And so the wagon disappears into the sky. When it lands, it smushes a woman that resembled Bulma, and Meg and Choto seem to be unaffected...~
Meg: *gets out of the wagon and looks around at flowers that are bigger than her and such* Choto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore....Wait...Did I just say that?!
*high pitched giggling*
Choto: What was that?
*more high-pitched girly giggling*
Meg: ...I dunno O.o
Pasha: *appears in a burst of flames* Hiiiiii! I'm Pasha, the Good Witch of the North! *mutters* Although I can be JUST as evil as Ashka can...stupid ninny face.....
Choto: ....Uh
Pasha: *in a frilly red dress* Oh! *grins* Hee hee ^.^ Ok munchkins, it's safe now, you can come out!
~Silence~
Pasha: Alright look, I’m not singing that dumb song. You either come out or I’ll get the dogs.
Meg and Choto: o.O;
Sean-munchkin: *peeks his head out from behind a flower* DING DONG!
Kenny-munchkin: *peeks out from a different flower* THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Sean-munchkin: Which old witch?
Kenny-munchkin: The WICKED witch!
Kenny and Sean: DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEEAAAAD!
Meg: ....Aww, cuties!!!! ^.^
Choto: I wish you would just die ~.~
Meg: Shut up >.O
Pasha: Erm, ahem. Since you and that little.....thing, killed the Wicked Witch of the East.... *points to the feet sticking out from under the wagon* ...you get her shoes! *snaps her fingers and the shoes disappear from the feet and onto Meg's*
Meg: EW EW GRODY!!! I don't want some dead lady's shoes! Ewness!
Sean-munchkin: Eep! It's the Wicked Witch! Hide!! *hides*
Kenny-munchkin: Yikes! *hides*
Choto: ....Not another one...
Ashka: *appears with two minions* I am the Wicked Witch of the West! Who killed my sister, the Wicked Witch of the East?
Meg: Sister?
Ashka: ........mm yeah ok, she’s really my mother’s sister’s cousin twice removed but that’s not the point! Who killed her?!
Choto: She did it *points at Meg*
Meg: *shrugs* I hear she was mean anyways
Flying Monkey Tien: *one of Ashka's minions* Eeee! Lookit the pretty whatsit! Can we keep her mistress? EEeee!
Flying Monkey Yamcha: No mistress! Kill the whatsit! And the strange thing with her!
Choto: I'm not here by choice ~.~
Meg: Like I'd want a whiny partner anyway!
Ashka: Give me those shoes!
Meg: No!
Ashka: *blinks* GIMME!
Pasha: No, you heard her, be gone with you. You have no power here.
Ashka: Grrrar! I'll get you, you whatsit, and your little.....whatever thing too! *disappears with her minions*
Meg: Ok, she freaked me out.
Pasha: Well, it seems the only person that can help you now is the Wizardess of Oz! She lives in Big Apple City ya know.
Meg: ....Really. Ok, you tell me how to get there and I'll be on my way.
Pasha: *points* Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
Meg and Choto: Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Sean and Kenny Munchkin: Follow the Yellow Brick Road! *begin to dance along to music that seems to have come out of now where*
Pasha: Ah....no no, that music isn’t necessary ~.~
Choto: ...You've got to be kidding!
Meg: Shut up Choto. You can stay here with the munchkins and dance. *starts walking down the YBR*
Choto: *eyes Kenny and Sean, who are still dancing* WAIT FOR ME!! *chases after Meg*
~And so Meg and Choto walked down the YBR. Eventually they got bored of the solid gold road, and wandered into a corn field~
Meg: *whines* Corn sucks.
Choto: Shut up.
*voice outta nowhere* Hello?
Meg: What was that?
*voice again* Hello hello?
Meg: Look Choto! That scarecrow is talking! *points to a scarecrow hanging on a pole*
Scarecrow: *has black straw placed on his head to make it look like spikey hair and wears orange clothing which resembles Gokou's little outfit* Hello hello! Can you get me off this pole hello?
Meg: Aw, poor thing! *glares at Choto* He's not possessed! Here, I'll help you. *wanders over and helps the scarecrow off the pole*
Scarecrow: Thank you, hello. ^.^
Meg: Hello, er, I'm Meg!
Scarecrow: Hello hello. ^_^
Choto: Is that all you can say?
Scarecrow: Yeah, hello... *points to his straw head* No brains, hello.
Meg: How awful! Why don't you come with us? We're going to see the Wizardess of Oz!
Scarecrow: Can she give me a brain, hello?
Meg: I'm sure she will!
Scarecrow: Ok hello!
Choto: Oh, great. ~.~
~And so, the three continued down the YBR. Eventually they came to a forest. At the edge of the it, are two trees covered in apples. Meg was starving to begin with and reaches up to grab one but suddenly the tree comes to life!~
Tree#1: Hey pretty! You can pick MY apples any day! *winks*
Meg: ACK! *scrambles away and dives behind Scarecrow*
Tree#2: You're off to see the Wizardess aren't you? I saw her once! She was HOTT!
Choto: *growls at the trees*
Scarecrow: Hello, hello!
Meg: Er, not now hon! *picks up Scarecrow and runs*
Tree#1: Aw! You scared her away! She was so sexy too...
Tree#2: Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Wizardess?...
Choto: ...WAIT FOR ME!! *runs after Meg and Scarecrow*
Meg: *stops in the middle of the forest* Eeee....I'm tired..... *breathes heavily*
Scarecrow: *wanders* Hello hello!
Choto: *looks across the grass* ....WHAT IS THAT?!
Meg: *looks and spots a large green tin.....thing......o.O...that's all rusted up* Um....I know! it's a tuna can!
Tin Man: .......
Meg: Oh looky. *picks up a nearby oil can*
Choto: Yeah....how convenient....
Meg: *rolls her eyes and oils the Tin Man* There, all better!
Tin Man: ....Thanks.
Scarecrow: You're welcome, hello!
Tin Man: ...Uh huh. *moves his arms around*
Meg: Hey, why do you look so blue?
Scarecrow: He’s not blue, he’s green, hello.....
Meg: -.- No...it’s a figure of speech....
Scarecorw: Oh, hello.
Choto: Ok...saying hello every single time you say something is starting to really annoy me.....
Scarecrow: *blinks* Hello?
Choto: STOP IT!
Meg: Shut UP Choto! Stop being so rude! And if it bugs you that much, teach him more words!
Choto: Fine, come on Scarecrow, time for an English lesson.
Meg: Anyway, why the long face?
Tin Man: Well....you see I have no *pounds on his chest and a hollow sound echoes throughout the forest* heart.
Meg and Choto: No heart?!
Scarecrow: Hello?!
Choto: ~.~ *gives the Scarecrow another lesson*
Tin Man: *sighs sadly* No heart.
Meg: How terrible! Hm, well, we're going to see the Wizardess and I just know she’ll help you! Wanna come?
Scarecrow: She's going to give me a brain!
Choto: Very good!
Meg: *rolls her eyes*
Tin Man: Can she give me a heart?
Choto: ......O.o
Meg: Why, sure! .....I guess. ^.^;
Tin Man: Alright then, count me in.
Scarecrow: Great! Then, to Oz? *holds out his arm*
Meg: To Oz!
Tin Man: To Oz!
All: *link arms and skip down the YBR*
Choto: Hey! Wait for me! I hate it when they do that.... *scrambles after the three as fast as he can and trips over a stick* GAH! Damnit!
Meg: *snickers*
~The three travelers and their new companion, the Tin Man, skip merrily down the golden road, hoping to reach the Wizardess sometime soon. After a little while, they come across a dark and dangerous part of the forest with vicious animals lurking about. Little do they know a pair of black eyes are watching them closely....~
Choto: We’re in a weird place.
Meg: With lions....
Tin Man: And tigers.....
Scarecrow: And Squirrels, oh my!
Meg and Tin Man: Squirrels?
Scarecrow: Yeah! Those things are dangerous.....
~vicious growling~
Scarecrow: What was that?!
Meg: It’s a lion!
Lion: *a short furry figure dressed in some kind of spandex suit with a mane of long black hair instead of golden, and a long tail jumps from behind a bush, waving his sharp claws around* Grrrrr!
All: *scream*
Lion: Growl, fear me! I am ferocious, evil, and vicious! I’m also the king of the forest and no one gets passed me!
Meg: Oh no! We’re done for!
Choto: No we’re not, I’ll take this big guy down *scampers over to the lion and bites his tail* Ruff ruff ruff!
Scarecrow: o_O Why is it barking?
Tim Man: Uh....I dunno
Lion: GAH! *sniffles* My tail! *swats at Choto*
Choto: *flies into the Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: HELLO!
Lion: *runs after Choto and the Scarecrow*
Meg: *slaps the Lion’s nose* Shame on you!
Lion: *tears up* What’d ya have to go an do that for! I wasn’t really gonna eat them!
Meg: I don’t care if you eat Choto, I was talking about the Scarecrow.
Choto: *mutters under his breath*
Lion: Well....I didn’t mean it, I swear. *rubs his nose*
Meg: Well, alright, if you didn’t mean it...
Choto: Pft, some ferocious, evil, and vicious lion you turned out to be.
Lion: It’s true, it’s true! I’m nothing but a coward. I’ll never be king of the forest. *sulks*
Meg: Would you like to come to see the Wizardess with us? She’s going to bring me home, give the Scarecrow a brain, the Tin Man a heart, and I’m sure she could give you some courage.
Lion: Really?
Meg: Sure! Come on, let’s get out of this creepy old forest and go to Oz, we‘re almost to Big Apple City!
Others: Right!
All, except Choto: *link arms and skip down the road, singing* Weeeeeeee’re off to see the Wizardess, the wonderful Wizardess of Oz!!
Choto: Would you people wait! Stop leaving me behind! *scampers off*
~Up in the Wicked Witch of the West’s tower........~
Ashka: Curse that girl! I’ll get her yet! She’ll be sorry she ever brought her wagon to Munchkin land!
Flying Monkey Tien: I think she’s hot!
Ashka: *‘s eye twitches* What’d you say?!
Flying Monkey Tien: Um...I mean, no one compares to you mistress!
Ashka: Damn straight! Now, what will slow them down? *looks into her crystal ball and sees the group has come to a field of poppies* I know! Poppies! Poppies will stop them. *waves her arms around the crystal ball* Poppies will make them sleep. Sleep my pretties......sleep.....hee hee hee!
~Back to out heroes...~
Meg: Oh look, I can see it, we’re almost there! Isn’t it beautiful?
Scarecrow: It sure is. Come on everybody, let’s go!
All: *take off running*
~Suddenly, the Wicked Witches powers begin to take their effect on our unsuspecting heroes....~
Meg: Oh my. *comes to a halt and yawns* I don’t think I can run anymore.
Tin Man: But you’ve got to, we’re almost there!
Meg: No, I need to lie down, just for a second. *falls over*
Chaozu: *snores*
Scarecrow: Oh no! Meg! Get up, you can’t go to sleep now!
Lion: *yawns loudly* Ya know.....taking a nap isn’t such a bad idea.
Tin Man: Not you too. *holds onto the Lions arm* You stay awake, we’ve got to get Meg up.
Lion: I’m sure you’re capable of doing it...... *yawns and sinks down to the ground*
Tin Man: Ack! Help! Heeelp!
Scarecrow: Screaming won’t do any good, nobody can hear us ~_~
Tin Man: Now what are we gonna do?
Scarecrow: Well.....we could always go look for a hotdog stand....I‘m kinda hungry.
Tin Man: *blinks* Help!!
Pasha’s voice: Oh dear, looks like my assistance is needed here. *grins and cracks knuckles* Now, time to wake up sleepy heads. *makes it begin raining soap flakes*
Scarecrow: *blinks* Hello?
Pasha‘s voice: Oops! I meant snow! DAMNIT!
Tin Man and Scarecrow: o.O
Meg: *opens her mouth in a sigh and catches some soap flakes on her tongue* Eh...... *wakes up violently, punting Choto across the field* BLEAH! YUCKY! GROSS! *spits out the soap*
Choto: GAAH! OW!! What the hell! Huh? Snow? *sticks his tongue out and makes a face* EW! *gags* Soap flakes?!
Tin Man: *gasps* They’re awake! The soap flakes are helping! *bends down to pry the Lions mouth open, letting soap flakes drift in*
~Up in the Witches tower......~
Ashka: *jumps up and down* ARGH! Damn that Good friggin Witch of the North! Little loser....you ruined my plans! Stupid jerk Grrr!
~Back in the field of poppies.....~
Lion: Eh! *let’s his tongue hand out* Ucky!
Meg: Great, now that we’re all awake, on to Big Apple City!
All: *run to the gate*
Choto: Wow, look at it.
Lion: Did you ever see anything so big?
Meg: *steps up to the gate and knocks. After a few minutes, there still hasn’t been an answer* Well, now what?
Scarecrow: Ooh, looky, a chain, pull it!
Meg: *pulls it and a toilet flushing noise is heard*
Doorwoman: *busts the doors window open and a womans head resembling ChiChi pops out, looking very angry* Who rang that bell?!
All: We did.
Doorwoman: Well it’s broken! You’re supposed to push the button to the right of the door!
Meg: Oh.....
Doorwoman: *slams the window shut*
All: o.O;;
Meg: *pushes the button*
Doorwoman: *flings the window open again* What do you want?!
Meg: What’d I do? I pushed the damn button like you told me to!
Doorwoman: Who cares, what do you want?
All: We want to see the Wizardess.
Doorwoman: You do?
Scarecrow: Yup.
Doorwoman: Well guess what, that’s too bad! No one sees the Wizardess unless they have an invitation or if they bring expensive presents!
All except the Scarecrow: What!
Scarecrow: Hello?! Who‘s got presents?!
Choto: Argh ~_~
Meg: You can’t not let us in now! We’ve come too far!
Doorwoman: Hm, oh well, can’t win ‘em all.
Lion: *growls* You let us in right now!
Doorwoman: Ooooh, my, my, my, a big TEDDY BEAR! How scary.
Lion: *defeated sigh*
Meg: *pats the Lion’s back* You’ve just got to let us in. I want to go home.
Doorwoman: That’s nice, but does it look like I care?
Meg: But you don’t understand! I have to go home, everyone needs me! They must all be so worried with me gone.....I just have to go back. Lissa and Ashka and Gokou and Piccolo and everybody, they‘re all probably so upset! Please let us in, the Wizardess is the only one who can help.
Choto: You’re so pathetic.
Meg: Shut up Choto!
Doorwoman: *blinks* Well, I guess I could let you guys in. Since it’s for a good cause.....somewhat.
Meg: Great!
Doorwoman: *hops down and opens the door slowly*
~As the door opens, the magnificent city is revealed. The group is amazed at the sight before them...all except for Choto....and the Doorwoman leads them to the Wizardess’s palace. All the people of the city wave happily and cheer as Meg and her friends ride by in a carriage pulled by a very unusual animal~
Scarecrow: That’s the biggest.......creepiest platypus I’ve ever seen......
Meg: Look it changes color!
Choto: How observant.
Tin Man: *smacks Choto* I’m sick of your mouth!
Choto: GEHN! *rubs the large bump on his head* You’re made of tin, that’s a lot harder than Meg’s hand!
Tin Man: That’s the point.
Doorwoman: *ahem* Moving on, it’s the platypus of a different color.
