~When we last left our heroes, they had just entered the Wizardess’s palace. As of now, they’re walking to meet her. Good luck guys.....~
Meg: *looks about the hall, seeing pictures of GW characters, Duo and Heero mostly, and thousands of DBZ portraits* Hm, what an odd place. *spots a particular picture of Heero* ........Ohmahgawd! *.*
Scarecrow: What’s wrong, Meggie?
Meg: *stares at the picture* I have to have this!!
Scarecrow: o_O
Choto: Must I remind you we’re here to get you home, not steal the Wizardess’s property!
Meg: But.....*whines*.....Heero......so sexy........ehh...... *.*
Choto: *scoffs*
Meg: *takes it off the wall and shoves it up her shirt*
Tin Man: Meg! What are you doing?!
Meg: She’ll never know......
Tin Man: -_- Oh man.....we’re so dead.
Lion: *whimpers* It’s creepy. Let’s get outta here....
Meg: *adjusts the picture* It’s ok Lion, we’re almost there.
Choto: Wuss.
Meg: *glares*
Lion: OW! Someone pulled my tail!
Others: Huh?
Lion: Oh......never mind ^_^;;; it was me.....
Choto: ~_~
Scarecrow: Look! She must be in that room!
All: *gasp*
Meg: Well, shall we?
All: *cautiously walk up to the door and open it, but stop as the sound of music blasts from the room*
????: Turn it inside out so I can see............the part of you that’s drifting over me. And when I wake you’re.....you’re never there and when I sleep you’re......you’re everywhere. You’re everywhere!
All: o.O
????: Just tell me how I got this far. Just tell me why you’re here and who you are. Cause every time I look you’re never there. And every time I sleep, you’re always there. Cause you‘re everywhere to me!! And when I close my eyes it’s you I see!! You’re everything I know that makes me believe......I’m not aloooooo~oOoOone. I’m not alone!
Lion: *whispers* I think she’s busy....let’s go.
Meg: No way, we’re not going anywhere.
Choto: That’s right, you go girl!
Meg: *glares* I hate you.
Choto: You’re not on my favorite person’s list either.
Meg: Me! Um......Meg! *drags the others into the room and comes face to face with a giant silvery rose colored head*
Lion: Gah! It’s a monster!
Giant Head: Damnit! Where the hell is my guard?! How did you ugly things get in here?
Scarecrow: Uh....the door?
Giant Head: *’s face goes blank* Whatever. This Wizardess says go away.
All: What?!
Giant Head: The Wizardess says GO AWAY! Got a hearing problem?
Tin Man: A lot of people in this city are so rude.
Scarecrow: *nods*
Meg: But.....you’re supposed to help people, aren’t you?
Giant Head: Yeah. People who have appointments or bring me expensive gifts.
Meg: *blinks* But....we don’t have an appointment or expensive gifts.
Giant Head: Guess you’re out of luck then.
Scarecrow: Hello! Now I’ll never get a brain!
Tin Man: I’ll never have a heart......
Lion: I’ll never be king of the forest!
Meg: And I’ll never get home! *cries*
Choto: Ugh, and that means I’ll never get rid of you either!
Lion: *slaps Chaozu* Don’t talk about Meg like that!
Choto: Hey!
Tin Man: *puts a hand on Meg’s shoulder* It’s ok Meg, don’t cry. You can stay with us?
Scarecrow: *nods* ^.^
Meg: *sniffles* Thanks guys. I don’t know what I’d do without all of you.
Giant Head: *blinks* Are you finished?
Meg: *glares* You have to see us, the Good Witch of the North sent me here!
Giant Head: The Good Witch of the North? Hm, if she sent you.....it must be important.........
Meg: *perks up* Oh it is! You see....I don’t belong here. I come from a DBZ site and some how I ended up in this strange place. And after I met Pasha, she told me the only one who could help me was you. And my friends here, all need your help too.
Giant Head: A DBZ site, eh?
Meg: *nods*
Giant Head: I love that show! You have great taste ^.^
Meg: Thanks. Does this mean.....you’ll help us?
Giant Head: Yes.
All: YAY!!!
Giant Head: But under one condition. You must bring me the most prized possession of the Wicked Witch of the West.
Scarecrow: And what’s that?
Giant Head: Duo.
All: Duo?
Giant Head: Whoops! Did I say that? I meant her..........Golden Fleece!
All: Golden Fleece?
Giant Head: Yup. It’s one of those fleeces from Old Navy, but what makes it special is that her little lover boy Goten gave it to her. So....if you take that, then she’ll come crashing to her knee’s! But of course it won‘t be easy and it could get messy.......
Meg: And all we have to do is bring it to you?
Giant head: Yup.
Meg: Ok. Consider it done.
Giant Head: Alright. See ya later then. *disappears*
All: Eh?
Meg: Alright guys, let’s go!
~And so our heroes embark on their new quest; get the Witches Golden Fleece! They find themselves in the woods again.......in a dark and lonely part of the forest.......~
Lion: *trembles and bumps into a sign* “I’d turn back if I were you.” *whimpers* Sounds good to me!
Tin Man: *grabs the Lion* Oh no you don't. Come on. *drags the Lion forward*
Scarecrow: What was that?!
Meg: What was what?
Scarecrow: Uh...nothing, I guess it was just an owl....
~Up in the Wicked Witch of the West’s tower......~
Ashka: *staring into her crystal ball* So those little jerks want to pay us a visit do they? Well, we’ll just have to send out the greeting party now won’t we. Hee hee hee! *flips on the loud-speakers* FLYING MONKEYS!
Flying Monkeys Tien and Yamcha: *run in* Yes Mistress?
Ashka: Those brats feel like coming over to play with us. I want you and your army of idiots to go and meet them half way.......
Flying Monkey Tien: But Mistress.....I thought you wanted them dead?
Ashka: I do! That’s what I meant you reject! Go STOP them!
Flying Monkeys Tien and Yamcha: Eep! Yes Mistress!
~Well it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happens next.....~
Meg: Are we almost there? My feet are killing me.
Lion: I hope so.......this haunted forest is creeping me out.
Tin Man: Did you hear that?
Meg: Hear what?
Scarecrow: *looks up* EH! Hear THAT! *points*
Others: *whirl around*
~Thousands of flying monkeys are on the attack!! Run run run, go go go! Don’t.......look.......back!! *ahem* Ashka’s army of monkey’s are now nearing in on our heroes....~
All: *scream*
Choto: It was nice knowing ya, but.....buh bye now! *takes off......only to be grabbed by a monkey* Noooo! Help!!
Meg: Ha ha! Have a nice trip!
Scarecrow: *screeches* HELLO!
Meg: Scarecrow? *gasp!* Stoppit monkey! Leave Scarecrow alone!! *runs over and beats it over the head*
Flying Monkey Tien: *scanning the field* Aha! *dives and grabs Meg*
Meg: Gah! No! Leggo! *smack!* JERK!
Flying Monkey Tien: Ow! Quit it!
Meg: Someone help!!
Tin Man: *whacks a monkey* Meg!
Lion: *flails his arms about the swarm of monkeys flying over head* Nyeeeeehh!! Put Meggie down!
Meg: Don’t make me call the circus!
Flying Monkey Tien: Gehn. C’mon Yamcha, I got her!
Flying Monkey Yamcha: *blows a whistle* Monkeys, homeward bound!
All Monkeys: *retreat*
Tin Man: No! They got Meg!
Lion: And that ugly thing that follows us!
Tin Man and Lion: *look at one another* *shrug* MEG!
Scarecrow: *meekly* .........Hello?
~Oh no, poor Scarecrow! Those monkeys ripped him apart and now he’s all in pieces! Hurry up guys, put the Scarecrow back together, you’ve got some rescuing to do! Meanwhile, back in the witches castle Meg and Choto have been dropped off and now stand before the Wicked Witch.~
Ashka: Well well well, look what the clouds have brought us this time!
Meg: You better let me go, you ugly witch!
Ashka: *‘s eyes flare up in flames* Ugly?! *ahem* I’m afraid not my dear. You’re not leaving until you fork over the shoes.
Meg: Psh, over my dead body!
Ashka: *growls* That can be arranged!
Meg: O.O Eh....hehe.....I didn’t mean that....
Choto: Yes she did.
Meg: *glares*
Ashka: Enough! Will you give me the slippers or do I have to take them by force?!
Meg: By force!
Ashka: Argh! I’ll tell you what. *grabs Meg and Choto and slings them into a small room* This is where you’ll be spending the last minutes of your lives! *slams an hour glass onto a table* And this is how long you have!
Meg: No!
Ashka: Yes! And once I’m rid of you, I’ll have those shoes all to myself. Hee hee heee! The sands falling fast, my pretty, you don’t have long now! *slams the door cackling*
Choto: I don’t believe this. I have 30 minutes to live and I have to spend them with YOU!
Meg: *bangs on the door* Let me out! Don’t make me die with Choto! Please! *sniffles* I’m never getting home. I’ll never see my friends or the site again. *slides down the wall, crying*
Choto: ..............
~As poor Meg and worthless Choto were being locked up, the Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Lion have made their way to the witches castle, knocked out some of her guards, and stolen their uniforms. They’re now on their way to save Meg!~
Lion: *fidgets* My tail.....
Scarecrow: *rips a hole in the Lion’s pants*
Lion: ^_^ Much better.
Tin Man: Hurry up, Meg could be in a lot of trouble.
Lion and Scarecrow: Right.
Scarecrow: *scans* A door!
All 3: *run over to it*
Tin Man: *pounds on the door* Meg?!
Meg: *gasp* Tin Man!!
Tin Man, Lion, and Scarecrow: Meg!!
Choto: What about me?
Meg: They don’t care about YOU!
Choto: >_< Fine!
Meg: Guys, get me outta here! She put a spell on me or something and if you don’t hurry, I’m gonna die!
Tin Man: How are we gonna get her out of there?
Scarecrow: Hello. *rips an axe off of the Tin Man’s back* Remember this?
Tin Man: Hey, look at that! Stand back Meg! *whacks the door and after a few swings, busts it open*
All 3: Meg!
Meg: Guys! *hugs* You saved me! Come on, let’s get the Golden Fleece and get out of here!
All 4: *take off running.......Choto following behind slowly, muttering randomly*
Ashka and her guards: *appear*
Ashka: Leaving so soon?
Meg: *gasps* It’s the witch!
Ashka: That’s right. And since you obviously aren’t able to DIE properly, I’m going to have to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget! *reaches over and grabs a burning torch* Hee hee *smirks* How’d you like to play with some fire, Scarecrow?
Scarecrow: Eh......no ma’am!!
Ashka: *cackles and throws the torch*
Scarecrow: Gah!!! I’m on fire I’m on fire!! *waves his arms around* Waaah!
Meg: No, Scarecrow! *searches frantically and finds a giant jar of Mayonnaise laying on the ground* *blinks* Mayonnaise? Whatever. Hold still Scarecrow! *cracks the jar open and chucks a massive wad and ends up missing* Crap!
Ashka: *screams*
Tin Man: Look! The Mayonnaise hit the witch! She’s melting!
Scarecrow: HELLOOOOO!! I’m on FIRE!
Lion: Ack! *pulls up some rug and starts beating the Scarecrow* I’ll put it out, I’ll put it out!
Scarecrow: Ow! Lion!
Meg: *chucks another wad of Mayo at the witch* Shi’ne!
Ashka: Nooo! Oh what a world, what a world! Eeeehh! I’m melting! MELTING! *melts into a puddle of slop*
All: Ew....
Meg: We did it!
Others: Hooray!
Guard #1: *strongly resembles Trunks* Oh thank you! You’ve freed us from the evil witches power!
Guard #2: *strongly resembles Goten* How can we ever repay you?
Meg: Well, can I please have the witches Golden Fleece?
Guard #2: Of course! *fetches it*
Meg: Thanks!
Guard #1: You’re welcome. And thank you again. Good luck!
Meg: No problem. Bye guys!
~And so Meg and her posse travel back to Big Apple City and quickly make their way to the Wizardess’s palace....~
Meg: Wizardess! Wizardess! We brought you the Golden Fleece like you asked! Can you help us now?
Giant Head: Huh? O.O What the.... *ahem* Uh.......no, come back tomorrow.
Meg: What?!
Giant Head: Come back tomorrow!
Meg: But I wanna go home now!
Choto: *blinks* Huh? *walks off and stares at a mysterious curtain* Hm....
Scarecrow: Hey.....where’d the little animal thing go?
Choto: *pulls at the curtain*
Scarecrow: Hm? Look over there! *points to Choto*
Giant Head: Gah! Uh..... *raises her voice and blows fire* PAY NO ATTENTION TO WHAT’S BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Meg: What a second! Choto, pull it all the way back!
Choto: *does so*
????: No! *hisses*
All: *gasp*
Meg: Who are you?
????: *sighs* The Wizardess......
All: What?!
Wizardess: *steps out from behind the curtain, strongly resembling Lissa*
Meg: You mean that you’re human and all this time you were scaring us for no reason?!
Wizardess: No not really. Ok maybe.....
Meg: But, you can still help us can’t you?
Wizardess: I’m afraid I can’t.
All: What?!
Meg: *sniffles*
Lion: It’s ok Meggie.
Wizardess: I may not be able to help you properly, but I can do something. Scarecrow, you wanted a brain? Well, the truth is you already have one. You were able to find Meg weren’t you? All you need is something to remind you that you have a very knowledgeable brain and to insure that, I award you with this. A diploma. *hands it to him*
Scarecrow: Gee thanks, Wizardess! I never knew I had a brain! *grins*
Wizardess: Yes. Tin Man, a heart is what you wanted. But I’m afraid you already have one. Just like the Scarecrow, you doubted your own heart and forgot it was even there. Beneath all that rust lies a steady beating heart. To keep you from forgetting again I give you this. A ticking heart that will never stop. *hands him a heart shaped clock*
Tin Man: Oh thank you Wizardess! I’ll never forget about my heart again!
Wizardess: And as for you Lion, your wish for courage has already been granted. You’ve always had courage within you, but it seems it took a little push to get it out. From now on, you truly are the king of the forest and with that, I give you this. A badge. *hands him a bright badge of courage*
Lion: *gasp* Look! I had courage all the time! Thank you Wizardess!
Wizardess: *smiles* You’re all very welcome. *turns to leave*
Meg: *tears up* What about me?
Wizardess: Huh? Oh my.....I’m afraid I don’t have a gift in my bag for you my dear.
Meg: *sniffles*
Scarecrow: Don’t worry Meg, we’ll take care of you. You’ll never be alone with us.
Meg: I know, but...it’s just not the same. I miss my web site. I miss Vejita yelling, and Sean making fun of Kenny, and Pasha and Ashka singing their heads off, and Lissa’s ranting, and Goten beating Trunks at video games, and Piccolo throwing those old pervs around, and.........oh my God, I even miss Gero and Tien pissing me off! *cries* I wanna go home!
Wizardess: Perhaps there is a way.
Meg: *blinks* How?
Pasha: *magically appears* ^.^
Lion: It’s the Good Witch of the North!
Pasha: Meg, you’ve been able to get home the entire time.
Meg: Huh?
Pasha: The Ruby Slippers! They have the power to send you home.
Meg: *stares* Are you telling me that I could have gone home the minute I put these things on but instead I wasted my time walking around and almost got myself killed for no reason?!
Pasha: Of course not! Yes you could have gone home, but if you did, you would have never learned the true meaning of friendship.
Meg: .......When did I learn that?
Pasha: *through gritted teeth* You learned it.....OK?! *clears her throat* Besides, look at the friends you met along the way! PLUS, you learned that you really do care about all the members of your site, even the perverted old men and the weaklings.......to a certain extent of course.
Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man: *wave*
Meg: You’re right. ^.^
Pasha: Now, all you have to do is click your heels together 3 times and say “There’s no place like the Ramble Room”.
Meg: *nods* But first, I have to say good bye. *turns to her new comrades* I’ll miss you guys so much. I never would have made it here if it weren’t for your help.
Tin Man: We’re going to miss you too, Meg.
Lion: *runs over and hugs her* Meggie!
Meg: Aw, I’ll miss you so much, Lion. *hugs back*
Scarecrow: Thanks for everything Meg. You gave us back what we’d forgotten. *trying to smile* And if it weren’t for you, I’d still be stuck up in that corn field.
Meg: *tears up* You’re welcome. *hugs them all* As much as I don’t want to, it’s time for me to go....
All 3: We understand.
Choto: Good riddance.
All 3: *beat Choto*
Choto: GEHN!
Wizardess: See ya later Meg. And make sure nothing happens to that picture, that was a hard one to get......
Meg: *gasps* You knew?
Wizardess: Of course. After all, I AM the Wizardess. ^.^
